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i was a dullard in maths both in primary school and secondary sch after my sec sch i had change of mindset dat i must know dis maths once and for all my dad got a lesson teacher who thought me from d scratch also thought how to read time i pratcised on my own now am now a guru my maths teacher who always mock me in class saw me recently and asked wic skul i was in i told him uniben was shocked and asked me my course i studied der i told him geology he was den speechless couldnt talk after few seconds he told me congrat and left dis was d same man dat never concentrated on pple like us in class but instead d bright ones especially d gals i still thank my pry2 teacher who helped me and gave pple like us free tutorial after class wit her help i could read and write my God bless u ma

aljharem:
even if you are a complete illiterate and completely daft I mean no sense at all you cannot see that your Oba title is Yoruba, omo ni oba which means prince. Please what is the meaning of bini in bini language. Why do bini people near Yoruba names. You use your sense and don't let the immediate past oba lies keep on

u are very dogmatic human being benins dont bear yoruba names but other edo do bcus of sociolization and migration from ondo state dat formed akoko edo note no benin bears yoruba name instead yorubas bears benin names we conquered both the yorubas,the igbos d deltans and kogi forgod sake through colonialism they accepted our names unlike yorubas that never conquered aside der tribe and still yet boast to call yourself empire missusing d word empire to ur note benin is Portuguese word not yoruba ,
edo is a benin word even d igbos calls benins idu it had so many names given to great empire

oba kha tokpere ise

anoda osun and benin fight i have to say this anini was mor popular even to d extent donald trump made mention of his name of recent also more feared by d forces he was a celebrity theif no one wanted him to die , unlike oyenusi had more juju but not very popular mostly feared by citizens is gang is not as strong as d anins gang eveybody wanted him dead

Ezedon:
Please who have heard from our President, cus I've not heard from him since he travelled

i have. i was asleep and my great grand dad told me buhari has come to vist them in za oda world and dey were so pleased to see him so bottom line decide were he is

luminouz:
Y did u pay for her? U see how she still snubbed you despite ur nice guy bullshiit!!!!! Which yeye conscience dey worry u? U think if u were in her shoes she would pay for u??

u right i regretted it after den
next time

yorubas will never agree to d truth never. oni of ife is oba son i realized dat is not just a particular dat is ruling the kingdon that means family could still be added unlike d benin dat is only one family and it cant be changed it sweet me d way yorubas tries to twist d history d name alone yoruba means cunny deceit so i bet u u all are leaving to ur name

yea i can relate to d pain some months ago i asked a gal to come see me so i can b able to ask her out fortunately it turned at bizarre she gave all sort of insult to me and ask wat was d reason i want to see her out of anger i returned bck and she blocked me i saw her at skul few days later my friend greeted her and i also did dsame like nothing happened bcus i didnt tell my friend i later checked few hours if have been unblocked but nothing like dat so yesterday i saw her in skul stranded she was looking for change to go home she asked me if i had change on me i said no meanwhile i had enough i got into d bus she also got into d bus and d driver was collecting money it got to her turn d driver saw she was holding 1000n and asked her to cum down i wanted to snop her but my conscience wont letme so i brought 100naira out and payed for both of us i felt how cold she was throughout d journey bcus i conscience wasnt clean but next time i wont b so soft on her i still feel those insult i think some gals dont deserve to b treated like a queen

oba kha to kpere ise

oba to kpere ise

oba gha tokpere edo agha weè na tò kha efo vbe edo re rundo na edo oo dion

this is an edo name not yoruba preciesly benin Daniel-Aguebor Emmanuel

this is an edo name

never try to tell dis to d beans boys of hall in uniben or sabo boys of auchi get d reply and post it hear it will front page within minute
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never try to tell dis to d beans boys of hall in uniben or sabo boys of auchi get d reply and post it hear it will front page within minute

never try to tell dis to hall 4 bioz boys at uniben or sabo boys of auchi get d reply and post it hear it will front page within minute

i think am in d wrong mama told never to go in romance section on nairaland so i will have no choice dan to adhare

Where is the world going to?

1-Adultry is authorized in South Africa, no man or woman has the right to get separated from their partner because he/she committed adultry.

2-The US agreed that for better relationships with the world super powers, all the countries of the world must accept homosexual marriage (woman+woman=1 or man+man= 1)

3- Germany just signed a law that declares the non-existence of incest (Brothers and sisters can now get married, mothers and their sons, fathers and their daughters.)

4- The city of Miami is from now proclaimed public sex sales city, meaning that any where you feel the need arise you can go ahead and satisfy yourself (even in church).

5- Canada has authorized bestiality (sex with animals). In Spain, pornographic movies are authorized in secondary schools and universities.

6- Prostitution for minors has been authorized. Marg Luker states that every young lady from the age of 10 starts feeling sexual pleasure and no one should hinder her from discovering how her body works.

7- Finaly, the US have authorized and made public satanic churches.

Dear brother and sisters, the end is near, the glorious departure will soon be here.

The Lord Jesus is truly returning soon!

Christians are letting themselves be distracted by the devil who intends to drag along as many souls as possible away from divine mercy.

Let's be careful. If you have a minute, please share this message

Aderola15:
My husband can't be sexually starved

try me first b4 i can believe you

lol.yea it is i was outside one day and i saw an he goat chasing a female.goat endlessly along tiyed road the female managed to cross while d male goat barely escaped the car hit so i paused for a minute shook my head and laughed and i said to myself what is wrong wit all male animal after weeks on wondering on it i found out dat d rib removed from man dat was put in a woman was man weaking point so i guess dat say it all

Gistpeeps:
The Osun State Police Command has arrested a 34-year-old herbalist, Saheed Adekunle, for allegedly killing a vulcaniser, Oderinde Sunday after collecting the sum of N400,000 from the deceased for ritual money making.

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Sunday was said to have approached Adekunle for rituals that would enable him to become wealthy and the herbalist had billed him the sum of N4000,000, for the services, which he paid.

The deceased, who paid the herbalist the money since January, had waited till March without experiencing any sign of prosperity.

Against this backdrop, the deceased sought for a refund of the money he paid.

However, Adekunle reneged on his promise, which resulted in a fight between him and the deceased.

Adekunle, in the ensuing fight allegedly picked up a big stone while the deceased smashed the deceased on his head.

Not done with his bleeding client, the suspect was said to have taken a cable, with which he strangled Sunday to death.

On noticing that Sunday was dead, the suspect was said to have put his remains in a big bag and dumped it on Ibokun Road at OSBC area of the town.

Speaking with Saturday Tribune after his arrest, the herbalist confessed to the killing the deceased, saying his action was to stop him from asking him for the money he collected.

He said, “I prepare herbal concoctions and I travel to states to sell to clients. I learnt tailoring as a vocation.

“A vulcaniser, Sunday, came to me in December 2016 and told me that he wanted me to help him do charm to make him wealthy. I advised him to do something that would boost his business, but he insisted on money-making charm. So I told him that there was no problem, asking him to bring money to carry out the process. I didn’t know how to do such a charm; I only wanted to deceive him.

“Sunday told me that he had a piece of land that he would sell. After he sold the land, he brought N400,000 to me on Monday, March 6 and also came with someone, insisting that I signed a paper to indicate that I collected money from him.

“Two days after, on Wednesday, March 8, Sunday picked a quarrel with me that I had not prepared the charm. I said I would give him a charm to boost his business, but he did not agree. By then, I had already spent part of the money.

“We started fighting and I stepped outside my room, picked a heavy stone and hit Sunday on the head with it. He was backing me so he didn’t see me with the stone. He fell down, covered in his blood. I picked a wire and strangled him on the neck, after which I put his body in a big ‘Ghana-must-go’ bag that I had at home.

“I went to borrow a motorcycle from a neighbour on the pretext that I wanted to go out with it. I dragged the bag out and sought the assistance of a passerby to put it on the motorcycle because it was heavy. I tied the bag to the bike with a rope and took it to the Osun State Broadcasting Corporation (OSBC) Road where I dropped it at about 10.30a.m.

“I returned the bike to the owner and went to barb my hair. Unknown to me, some people noticed blood dripping from the bag when I was going with it and had gone round the neighbourhood, discussing it.

“As I returned from barber’s shop, a huge mob which had gathered descended on me, beating me and asking about what I put in the bag. I told them it was an animal I used to make sacrifice, but they didn’t listen to me. They forcefully broke my door and demanded to know what I kept in the room. They were about setting me ablaze when I was rescued by officials of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC).

“I was taken to the civil defence office, but was released to my father because of the level of injury inflicted on me by the mob. The officials asked him (my father) to bring me back the following Monday after I must have been treated. My father asked me severally to tell him what was in the bag, but I told him it was an animal.

“On Friday, March 10, policemen from Oke Bale Police Station came to my father and asked him to bring me to the station. When we got there, they started interrogating me and I confessed that I was the one who killed Sunday. The police had earlier recovered the body in the bag and had deposited it in the mortuary.

“It was after my arrest that I realised the gravity of my action. I have never done such a thing in my life. I believe it was the devil that used me. I know what I did was bad but I want to plead with the government to forgive me. I will never do such a thing again. My father started raining abuses on me when I confessed that it was actually a human I killed and put his body in a bag.”

Reacting to the incident, the State Police Commissioner, Olafimihan Adeoye, directed that the suspect be transferred to the homicide section of the State Criminal Investigation and Intelligence Department, Osogbo, for further investigations.

http://www.gistpeeps.com/2017/04/herbalist-kills-client-after-collecting.html

did i hear d devil used u mhen u work for devil why wont he used u fool

lol he for just kukuma comot d head make e for suck am well like say e never kiss d gal b4

dhantey324:
I think the challenge is worse when you are Igbo.
When I was young, I remember being flogged for not fighting for my younger brother. But in my mind, I was like, na him find trouble na! Mumsy no wan hear o!
While in uni, I heard things like, you have to sacrifice for your younger ones. Meanwhile, owu dey blow me. But they will get the monthly update before me and they will still be looking up to you.
S/o to every first child out there! E no easy!
No room for errors, you just have to get it right. Talking about challenges, I don't even know where to start from. But I love it sha

lol.i feel ur pain yea it also happened to me d day i came back from skul without my younger sister i was flogged like jesus christ and told never to leave your younger ones alone

Lekan1o1:
But where have we yorubas got it wrong lately pls.. what are our youths turning i to.?
This new trend of kindnap and ritual that is going on in yoruba land recently is really bothering me. .
Yorubas ar known to be good in IT world but now our youths are using it for cyber crime. .

Even kidnaping that is synomous with ijaw militants has bow become a trend in yorubaland i dnt like this at all i think our obas and people like jagaban ned to put an end to this.
IM not HaPpy if they continue like this yoruba land will become somethin else.

the day they will all sit for that am afraid dey will have to kidnap all some for dss some for effcc others for kidnapers and the remaining for fulani herdsmen

sugarbelly4:
Man rants after his friend got cheated on by a girl he placed on a N100k monthly allowance in a fully furnished apartment and gave two iPhones. Read full story below

Source; http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/04/man-rants-after-his-friend-got-cheated.html

lol how much will take to sell buhari

lofty900:
First class oba? Which school did he graduate from?

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this can never happen to the true oba the oba ewuare no gidigan
oba gha to kpere ise

u mean is name is toshiba and yet he steals a compaq laptop!!! i guess u cant really judge a person by is name ...wat am i saying....pls the next man after me interpret

so tarzan wife has been found and held hostage now tarzan and the apes are finding ways to go rescue her can wait for the movie to really out. so much for thriller

some fans nor get chill u wanna force nigeria in him take a look at me am a romanian but i choose to like nigeria

can u all imagine i was just yesterday how they both died in a military coupe by my uncle does this mean if he tells me about dangote i will get to meet him one on one pls nairaland explain

GreenMavro:


so i can not changed back to MEDICINE?

I write 1st jamb dem gv me forestry

2nd jamb dem gv me wildlife

3rd on they gv me forestry and wildlife

wey i think say this year own dem go gv me medicine...now jamb say i cant rite

hahah.mhen wat u doing in school go to okomu forest and take lectures