₦airaland Forum

gojij:
Presidential cows. Lol

Lmao...

naija4life247:
But without brain

Seconded

Laycon sef...of all girls na CeeC u want... it wud be far better for you to come and find wife here on Nairaland

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Rozcol:
You are right, I'm not good at essay writing but good at sciences but atleast you can comprehend my poor writing lol. Correct me anywhere necessary.Thanks

I was going to reply him till I saw this.
Good response.

It's a similar scenario good looking guys encounter.

Literally every babe that sees me thinks I'm proud and that I'm a player. I'm neither. Over the course of time, I have developed a thick skin to what people think, assume and say.

Something you didn't mention about being good looking that applies to both sexes is that one often comes across people that just refuse to take your "No, I'm not interested in being in any relationship with you." Honesty, it's annoying and can be frustrating. If as a guy I have so many blocked ladies on my contact list ( Truecaller always informs me when they attempt to still call me), I wonder what beautiful women are going through. Some of them are married women oh.

On a final note, I've grown to embrace my looks and physique. And so should you. Cheers.

lemon10:
Another one

They are looking for ready-made men.

moneyshop:
For so many including me, NYSC has done more harm than good to us because it destroyed our beautiful relationships.




That's it. Are you a victim of NYSC relationship brouhaha? Tell us your own story.

No.

But I think I destroyed a few niggarz relationships that sweet service year

NB If your "beautiful" relationship was destroyed by NYSC, that relationship was not actually as beautiful as you thought it was.

PEPPERified:
Imagine the Imam calling him to settle tha matter.

The imam would be like. I slept with your wife but I didn’t cum.

Or I slept with her but Na only 3 rounds I nack am

I thought Nadia was/ is married with kids?

SmartProf:
Thumbs up Canada...the Canadian embassy doesn't grant visas in any guise to wild animals in human skin. If he is looking for other countries that begins with 'C' to migrate to, Chad and Cameroon aren't so far away.

I'm not a Canadian but I am so proud of Canada for this.

They should keep up this sort of good work. Don't admit people into your country with bad histories, questionable links and affiliations.

They should extend this gesture to corrupt Nigerian govt officials and their families.

Yusufisraelj:
@Lovethaa

You are being unwise, foolish and childish.

I know a lady who was raped at age 8 till she was 24, have had multiple partners over 11.

She met a virgin guy who decided to date her, bkos life is not about people's past but what they decide to do with their future presently.

I'm not advocating careless living but my brother if a lady opens up to you and you are disgusted by her past, then walk. it shows you are not emotionally matured to handle certain levels of TRUTH. Mark my words any relationship built on lies will never last, Falsehood was never designed to stand the test of time, only TRUTH does

Words of Wisdom.

Write a book.

I'm serious.

PrimeWatermark:
This is obviously a lie.

How would your girlfriend tell you she would be spending 5days with her ex and you're here asking for people's opinion.??

Please, who raised these men idi0ts?

Corrected

It started with pornn....

And it will end in tears...

Dated an Edo girl once when my head was touching back in the University.

Girl was exciting in bed, hot tempered, very emotional, a serial cheat and from a broken home.

I didn’t know that one of her other bfs at the time was a cultist.

Very damaged somebody.

Everything na fight. Love na fight. Fvck sef na fight.

I was relieved wen that relationship ended.

missiret:
Akara and egusi?

I swear my first thought of the pic was egusi soup

Mamacita007:
llooooolll how can i be in love wit someone ive never met even though he wants to pay me a visit? Its just dat hes always saying i shud disregard most of his posts on nairaland so i wanted to know how pple feel about that

“Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaketh.”

- Luke 6:45

Disregard his NL posts at your own peril.

I can see many fellow Bible scholars have quoted the same verse. Tells you something.

Crystalom3:
Don't bash me please. Abeg no do am

So I'm in a relationship with this girl. I love the girl. That I'm sure of with all certainty.

. But sometimes she makes me question her feelings for me. Yes she says she loves me and all that but sometimes I believe it should be more than just words.

I've told her I don't feel 'desired' in the relationship sometime ago and she said that's not true. But whenever I'm with her that how I feel especially when it comes to sex.

We do not have sex frequently but each time we do, I always put in my best to satisfy her but most times she does nothing.

Not lying like wood. No, She moves and touch and all that but she never puts in any effort to satisfy me.

And once she's OK, it's over for that session. Now that I think about it, I've not even had an orgasm with her before and she will call it sex.

Sometimes, I tend to blame it on her inexperience but I've had it all today and right now the only thing I'm thinking about is breaking up with her.

And just this afternoon I asked her for a BJ after satisfying her. Like the previous time she said she can't/won't do it.

I just got up and pull on my trousers. Though she started pleading with me to come to bed but I've lost interest then and the only thing on my mind is breaking up with her.

I mean she's someone that you typically will beg to kiss and then when she sense you are angry she starts trying to put in effort.

I'm just really tired.

Just putting this out here.

Among the worst frustration you can experience in marriage is sexual frustration.

Sexual incompatibility is real.

Think before you leap.

Klass99:
The Litigator, thankfully you didn't write in that annoying legal language that gives me a migraine.

This was clear and direct communication and I also felt your humanity come through in your words, you lawyers need to keep things simple when communicating.

Now, to the topic. Ordinary boyfriend that time I been wan craze I can't even imagine what it's like when it's a spouse. It was a roller coaster of different emotions;

1. Hurt/pain.
2. Anger towards boyfriend.
3. Jealousy towards the other girl.
4. Feeling insecure, like wasn't I okay or good enough in looks, carriage and all for him to cheat......

Until I grew up and matured some more to understand that, it's just the way of you men.

I agreed with ur entire post up to this point.

Your statement assumes it's always the men who cheat.

Consider my case; We were set to do introduction, I was madly in love with my now ex gf and she went and slept with someone.

She confessed to me and begged for forgiveness. As painful as it was, I forgave her. But she wanted us to continue immediately with traditional marriage plans as if nothing had happened.
I needed time to heal emotionally but she felt I hadn't truly forgiven her so she left the relationship months later.

I hate to think about this incident but it was a turning point in my life.

I can never cheat on anyone because I’ve been on the receiving end and I know how painful it is.

litigator:
One advantage of being a litigator, a student of psychology and a relationship counsellor (Mediator) is access to premium gist.

While most of these discussions are private and privileged, I can say for sure that it's never a pleasant experience to handle a case of infidelity in marriage.

I have always prided myself as one without emotions in matters like this, as I have seen it all. But the last case I handled saw me shedding hot tears when she finally left my office.

I believe the tears simply itself back because it won't be professional to cry in the presence of a client or join in a crying competition. But I couldn't stand a senior citizen cry like a baby.

Whilst I could feel her pain, I could not help but ask what's it like to have your spouse cheat on you?

Ordinary bf and gf matter my distant ex cheated and I wanted to die.

My wife cheat and I find out? Pls God, it shouldn't even happen.

Skullano:
My people, should will tell this guy that his he is a mumu or just let him be?.

Just let him be

IjeBos:
Simple rule, if you bring or ask to bring a friend on a first date, it's over, I'll even walk out if that happens. And if you ask for an extra take home plate during a first date, it's over as well.

Simple and short.

If I ask a girl out on a date, and she shows up with her friends, bro, the date is over immediately.

I ain't paying for sh#t!

I will tell her the date is off. She and her friends can find their way back to wherever they came from.

She'll never see me again. I hate nonsense.

Cerebellum:
Not a problem coz you go still knack that Toto

I’ve lost count bruh...

Itstrending:
Since the day I greeted my girlfriend in the supermarket, it's from one spending to the other.

Training an orphan is an understatement because an orphan won't demand unnecessary.

Nairalanders my pocket is seriously under attack. I think enough is enough.

Next time she asks you to buy her something, tell her No.
What you allow is what will continue.

You are her bf. Not an NGO.

elisha820:
What should I do?

I was just like you about 10 years ago.

I don't know who I pity more; foolish present You or my 29year-old former foolish self

Holyjay10:
don't mind my typing ooo,, ain't a good composer
the girl I want to marry borrowed my phone � since her fault was faulty and login her Facebook account after using she forgot to logout,, I was so curious ND I decided to check her chats,, wat I saw was heart broken,, she's jst 22, I trust her so much dat I never for once suspect her,, imagine my fiancee sending her nude pictures to a guy promising to come see him but she's broke financially, she told the guy to send her tp and without wasting time the guy obliged saying he want to chop her sweet pussy again,I have been scared of my health since I saw the chat because I always have sex with her without protection thinking she ain't cheating on me since I promised her of marriage January next year,,, not that I don't give her money ND I make sure I satisfy her wella when making love,, she will the one to tell me that she's tired,,, I really don't know what women want,,, what should I do now, should I confront her or play with her feelings too?

You are new to the issues and problems of women.

Come back and tell us her reaction when you've confronted her with what you saw on her fone.

Afraid of what? Are you not a man?

Someone has been banging ur babe and u r afraid of confronting her with evidence.

I pity you.

Here in Gotham City, clicking stupid links are punishable by disfiguring slaps by the Dark Knight himself.

The problem with being tall, good looking, and successful is women will automatically tag you a player.

I don taya

athenswonders:
Then he proposed a bet to me that he could make her come to Oghara and see him as as a stranger within 5 days.... I refuted and said that's not true, He said when you ready just give me her username on Facebook, that's all.... not even number.

This was gonna be a bet with the greatest TORITSEJU.... I knew his records but I was surer about the love i had with peggie

(to be continued)

Ah...

Make ur guy no knack Peggie oh...

I go join u cry