₦airaland Forum

Skullano:
My people, should will tell this guy that his he is a mumu or just let him be?.

IjeBos:
Simple rule, if you bring or ask to bring a friend on a first date, it's over, I'll even walk out if that happens. And if you ask for an extra take home plate during a first date, it's over as well.

Cerebellum:
Not a problem coz you go still knack that Toto

Itstrending:
Since the day I greeted my girlfriend in the supermarket, it's from one spending to the other.

Training an orphan is an understatement because an orphan won't demand unnecessary.

Nairalanders my pocket is seriously under attack. I think enough is enough.

elisha820:
What should I do?

Holyjay10:
don't mind my typing ooo,, ain't a good composer
the girl I want to marry borrowed my phone � since her fault was faulty and login her Facebook account after using she forgot to logout,, I was so curious ND I decided to check her chats,, wat I saw was heart broken,, she's jst 22, I trust her so much dat I never for once suspect her,, imagine my fiancee sending her nude pictures to a guy promising to come see him but she's broke financially, she told the guy to send her tp and without wasting time the guy obliged saying he want to chop her sweet pussy again,I have been scared of my health since I saw the chat because I always have sex with her without protection thinking she ain't cheating on me since I promised her of marriage January next year,,, not that I don't give her money ND I make sure I satisfy her wella when making love,, she will the one to tell me that she's tired,,, I really don't know what women want,,, what should I do now, should I confront her or play with her feelings too?

athenswonders:
Then he proposed a bet to me that he could make her come to Oghara and see him as as a stranger within 5 days.... I refuted and said that's not true, He said when you ready just give me her username on Facebook, that's all.... not even number.

This was gonna be a bet with the greatest TORITSEJU.... I knew his records but I was surer about the love i had with peggie

(to be continued)

AsherAmari:
Convert it to bride price. Afterall you've been chopping Baba's daughter without dowry. So let baba drink wine small. Lol...

DaddyRochie1642:
The marriage don tire them

nameo:
Did you still get married to her?

UcheforGod:
But you still love her?

EmptyGarden:
No one should regret dodging a bullet.

prettyheart:
Good evening,

Please this is not my situation, so don't take it personal. It's not real.

Please if someone sleeps with an EX like few weeks to the wedding ceremony, should the person confess to the Fiance or just keep it and repent? Assuming the fiance is a pastor in a Bible believing church, should such a person confess, and will the pastor forgive? should the person confess after wedding or before wedding? I believe confession is right. Or is keeping mute the best?

It is just a question, it is not real and it is not my situation... I am even a guy.

Take care....

Guest911:
My tenant just reminded to come and collect rent lol. Who else have experienced stress free tenants before.

He even called and said please add electricity bill so I can pay everything lol

Is Nigeria getting better?

Becca350:
Good morning nairalanders today is a day I want to come out in the open to celebrate my day, It has never been easy leaving inside your closet for over 21 years of your life , I won't want to bore you guys with my wahala but nairaland has been a place that have really build my confidence in my day to day living, I don't celebrate birthdays or talk about it you know why ??
because instead of people to celebrate me they always sees me as a sex object with disheartening comments like, wow big ass laddy,, your are huge.. can we meet I will pay what u want.. even my lecturers in school do same in class they will be like where is that girl with a big ass.

this comments has really gotten me depressed, so because of this I have always mentain my lane and this is turning me to an introvert, no friends, no body to associate with, always reserve and it seems like my life was a waste. But the few time I have been on nairaland going through people's thread and comment I think I can do better and what people thinks about me don't really matter anymore, im better than their negative reviews and yes I'm the big ass girl I have accepted the name and my only problem now is to learn how to socialize with friends and colleagues...


so today is my day pls someone should show some love happy birthday day to me (the big ass girl)

many more years to come.... pls someone should show love oooo even if una send me money e no go bad if is call u can give me I will be happy or u can add me up on WhatsApp or Instagram @ bella_heart or WhatsApp 09024227961...





Sorry pls pardon my write-ups i'm new here I don't know how to compose a nice thread.

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rainbow King


modify..... pls is enough maybe is high time I deactivate this account let peace reign, stop harrassing people that has nothing to do with me thanks, thanks to all my well wishers

Hugomexis:
My sister has always been telling me about a particular notorious cult guy who has been making advances towards her.

I don't live in same area with her so I wouldn't know.

She told me anytime she passes, the guy would beckon on her to come and when she refuses as usual, he'd make lewd remarks towards her.

I always laugh it off because I thought that's where it'd end until she called me crying that the guy slapped and seized her phone.

I asked her what happened and she said she was going to buy something from a nearby market late in the evening, she saw him and he cat called her. She ignored him and he called her a harlot then she replied him by saying he's stupid and foolish.

Then he came for her, slapped her and seized her phone.

I was furious. I quickly dialled the number of my soldier friend to organise 8 soldiers that would follow me there.I wired him 100k to buy drinks for them.

He organised them for me and together we took private car to where my sister stays.

We got there and we couldn't find the bastard so we arrested his folks who he smokes with till they can produce him. After threatening them, they led us to his location.

On seeing the bastard, I just rush am better slaps before my army friends come give am better marching and flogging with frog jump.

See the way the fool was crying and shedding mucus like the bastard he is. I wanted to lock him up in panti for two weeks where he will never see light and food but due to the begging from the community, I let him off with a stern warning that if dem born him and his stupid cult well, make him touch my sister again.

I go let am know the difference between six and half a dozen.

Xenry:
I can't stress my brain to read this post, Asswear.

Mamarockzie:
I have only said these words once in my adult life, and I said them to the person I loved more than anything. As embarrassing as it is to admit, it was my most recent relationship, and I'm well past the age where I should be telling anyone I hate them. But I did. Michael had knowingly hurt me on a level that elicited so much pain and anger, hatred was the only way I could describe it.

The details of what happened between us are complicated, and they usually are. But essentially, he launched an emotional warfare that ended in utter destruction of the kindness, love I had. It was absolutely heartbreaking to watch someone I love so deeply treat me in the most degrading way ever yet I stayed hoping for the best.

In the end though, it wasn't how bad he treated me that hurt the most, because I (stupidly) was still in love with him but him intentionally hurting me all because of he knew I genuinely loved him.

I had to create a diary for it too, at least to read how I unknowingly allowed myself to love the wrong person genuinely.

Ahmed0336:
Saw this yesterday and thought I should share. Good old days!!!!!!!!

PrimadonnaO:
Very huge pity! And mind-boggling!

PrimadonnaO:
Breakups are just sad.

Why do two people who are in love have to go their separate ways?

pretydiva:
Which kind childish color be this ni

MightySparrow:
Meaning Nigeria = hell?

MightySparrow:
north Nigeria is becoming a hell.

kingbee90:
With older women, there is less drama, less spending, less Billing, less shakara for sex, more experience for mind-blowing sex, more care, advice & financial encouragements, more adrenaline rush.

Escabado:
Abeg Where can I find ijaw girls , I hear alot about them how they have fat az especially bayelsa girls but I have search all social media including badoo but na all those girls way be like fish born i dey see way there location be bayelsa . Abeg guy men in the house, . Abi na lie all these people way say ijaw girls get big az dey lie . where can I find ijaw girls with big ass

Leezah:
MARRIED WOMEN HEAR ME OUT TODAY:
Married women help your husbands
You are married to him, you have got rights to have sex with him Yes but the problem is that,you don't know how to get his attention....
Sex to men is food,so you must know how to spicy your food,start initiating it.....its not always to have sex on the bed NO.....let me list them now for you.

1. If you prepare the water for bathing,follow him there,bathe him,just like you bath the boys under age whilist you are naked, or bath together, wash his things, play with it just there in the bathroom,if you like MouthAction, suck that lollipop, until its hard.....then give him your backside _you facing the wall. So that he can Bleep you hard.
After that,tell him to bath you on the back.....teach him to bath you even down there, he must learn how to wash you down there,insert his finger the way you do it when you are washing it, by doing that,he will start fingering u,then Bleep him once again.......


2. When you go to the bedroom,lie him on the bed,apply lotion on him,all the body,but to his Dick,take a KY Jelly then start massage his Dick,then when its hard,ride on him,don't be lazy,coz most of Women are lazy to b on top,if you want to change the style,don't allow his Dick to come out,just turn like snakes while you are holding him tight

3. Make it a habit to shave him after two weeks so that he get used to fucking and remain clean most of the time,coz it is a must,after shaving...fucking must b there...

4.When you are just the two of you at home,learn to wear the "see through" things without a pant..let him have a look how your bums shake..play music,and Show how much you can dance ,shaking your boobs and bums...even to show him your pussy......he will just jump on you....sex is in what we see..

5. During the night,its a MUSt you sleep naked I think,even if he gives you the back side,your hand can touch his Dick.....start playing with it if you don't feel sleepy..... do that when he is sleeping,just Start stroking it as if you are masturbating him,he will feel sexy in his dream,then he will wake up only to find it is you touching his dick,he can't refuse than to Bleep you....even before sleeping you can do that..you have to enjoy sex to the fullest,if you squinting,don't feel shy to do that.....

6. In the bedroom,don't wear anything when he is resting,let him have his clear View,front view,back view, though ladies you look fun sometimes at the back veiw when you bend over ....you can even using dirty language..honey today, I will win the game,if you think am lying let's try...Bleep me hard today. My pussy needs your Dick badly, I want to reach ogasm today

Let's do it dad.....then you will see how hard he will become.

7. When the act is over, clean him and clean the plate also because he may need the food again,so he can't have his food on dirty plates........am done, this will help those who complain about their husband who feel tired to have sex with their wives.

I know you have started thinking that am canal,
for where, am sounding this way my dear friend trying to help your family sexual life to stand up again.