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Because my girlfriend carry belle when I say make I taste small the product wey I wan buy.   Na so I just hook because we no wan commit abortion. I want to get married because I give girl belle, does that answer your question?

totorimi:
The planned release of Al-Mustapha is also expected to boost the chances of President Jonathan in securing the support of the North for his rumoured bid to contest for the office next year. Key gladiators in the race are from the North, particularly former military President, General Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida (IBB), former Vice President Atiku Abubakar and another former military ruler, Major General Muhammadu Buhari.

According to a Northern leader, who is a former Military Administrator, there are fears in some quarters that the way Jonathan is going about the release of Mustapha, he (Jonathan) might appoint the former CSO as the National Security Adviser (NSA) to replace General Aliyu Gusau who recenly resigned his appointment to join the presidential race.

The source added: “After a series of meeting, people from the presidency have consistently told us that General Theophilus Danjuma is insisting on the release and elevation of Al-Mustapha as the NSA,” the source said, adding that releasing Mustapha would help Jonathan gain more northern support in 2011.

“If Jonathan releases Al-Mustapha, that will give him more support because a lot of people from the North love Mustapha and we want him released because we want a person in the age of Mustapha who should take up the mantle of leadership in the North.



http://www.compassnewspaper.com/NG/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=66220:jonathan-may-free-al-mustapha-october-1&catid=672:top-stories&Itemid=794

Beer parlour jounalism. From prison straight to NSA; even a mad man will not do that. does he know the current trend and the challenges of terrorism. Do you also think that Major Almustapha will be better than the current NSA Lt Gen Andrew Azazi (a three star General)
Some journalists sit down in bar and speculate rubbish.
Dont forget that the Yar'adua family still feels that he contributed to the death of Late Gen Shehu Yar'adua, the elder brother to Late President Umaru Musa Yaradua in prison over a phantom coup.

with Hon Patrick, I think we have something to smile about the National Assembly, not just anger about their 25.4% budget consumption. It shows that the guy reads something (even if na dictionary) which GEJ and Soyinka are trying to entrench in our youths. The culture of reading should be advocated by all.

The ladies are scared of saying the truth on this thread, just in case somebody discovers their identity and send their alias on NL to their lovers.
I am going away from this thread, even the person wey a guy don reach the center of her atlantic Ocean say no be cheating because she quickly pushed him away before he hit the core (Lier)

rashylous:
When there is MONEY, Every other thing shall be added to it, House oo, Wife oo, Children oo, abi you no dey watch MOVIES, get rich same day, wife same day, kid(s) same day, everything same day!!!

Gbam! My guy, for this country wey we dey so, na your money kill am!

Evano:
You 're ready to marry when you 're tired of staying single and loving another. I 'm tired of being single and loving another now but not yet hit the right button. If you 're the right woman, reach out to 08062823447.

Abeg sharaap there my friend. No man gets tired of being single. Just that the society expects one to get married and multiply. Stop putting ur number here to get a lady to deceive, go to your Church or mosque girls full there.

My sister complains that her hubby is too careful and too tidy. if she drops a glass of cold water on the center table to go to the kitchen, before she comes back he has returned the glass to the fridge and is busy cleaning the table of small water drops.

Even when they have visitors around and their kid drops a seed of rice on the dinning floor, he will rush to start sweeping and mopping while still discussing important issues with the guests; next, he is dusting the TV set. All she does is to use killer looks to tell him to stop and prevent herself from screaming at him.

[quote author=james-t link=topic=568948.msg7375541#msg7375541 date=1292864669]Since the thread is very much alive, here is one that irritates my friend about his new wife, She never makes a budget or tell him in good time when the food store is getting depleted, she leaves it for when he's about to start enjoying a meal and then she'll say "mschhwww, the maggie in this soup was the very last in the house, " This quickly ruins his appetite!![/quote] Nothing men no go see for women hand. LWKMD!

kITA TITA:
She'd ask " I am getting too fat?". If I say yes she get angry that I don't find her attractive anymore and if I say no she say 'I don't believe you'. Why does she ask in the first place?

I face the same thing too. Also this days she constantly accuses me of having girl friends outside and asks me 'what do they have that I dont have, na this thing (pointing to my third leg ) go land you for trouble.

Avoid argueing unnecesarily with him.
Avoid exchanging words because that would aggravate the situation.
Let your suggestions go like these; in a subtle manner and low tone, after serving him his best dish and when he is relaxed, Honey dont you think that if you do it like this we can achieve a better result? am your partner and Iam here to compliment you.

Never use abusive language on him because that will give him an advantage to ignore you further and see you as emotionally unstable and therefore no useful advice can come from you.

Even when he makes a mistake by not following your advice, dont castigate him harshly.
If you continue to treat him with respect despite his shortfallings, with time he will come to adore your suggestions and respect you better as a partner in progress.
Always go to God in prayer and seek his divine mercy upon him and you.

Goodluck not jonathan oo!  

nvo5:
what I think made Nigeria so populated is poverty.
no money for pleasure, outside the house expect in the
bedroom

even lack of electricity follow dey cause am; You cant watch TV programmes, so we always watch our women and the result: Plenty pikins

freezer:
Nigerian politicians, very simple
she dumps PDP for APGA
Becomes a senator
Dumbs APGA for PDP, after becoming a senator
and she is back to her family members, PDP
everybody lives happily ever after

i just dey laugh

When she wins the seat under APGA and 'recamps' to PDP she will tell us its family affair just like Gov Ikedi Oha[b]scam[/b] Chukwu Merije, Alphonsus Igbeke whom we all called for his swearing to the senate on this forum, the list is endless.

There is no tribe in Nigeria called Hausa-Fulani, we only have Hausa as tribe and Fulani as a different tribe. The term Hausa-Fulani is a political phrase used by Fulani elites during electios to curry the favour of the majority Hausa tribe in the North. While the Hausas speak Hausa language as their dialect, the Fulanis speak Fulfude.

The Fulanis overthrew the majority Hausa leadership and installed their people as Emirs from Sokoto to Kano, Zaria down to Ilorin and use Islam as an opium to hold down the Hausas to see the Fulani Emirs as nearest to Allah based on the teachings of the foremost jihadist Uthman Dan Fodio.

While the Fulanis are among the most educated in the North, illiteracy is more prevalent among the Hausas who are encouraged by Fulani leaders to send their children to pass through the Almajiri sytem of education which encourages loyalty to the Emir 'who is appointed by Allah' and the Fulani Emir ruling the Hausas calls himself a Hausa-Fulani man.
We have Normadic Fulani cattle rearers who contribute immensely to the economy and not Fulani Almajiri.

Checkout all the key elite politicians from the North, they are all Fulanis (Atiku, Buhari, Ribadu, Gusau, Ciroma etc) the Northern consensus candidate issue is purely a Fulani affair. To achieve Northern solidarity Atiku or Gusau will refer to himself as Hausa-Fulani because the Fulanis dont have the numbers like the Hausas.
Samething like GEJ refering to himself as Ijaw-Igbo or Izon-Yoruba man.

[quote author=sly-k link=topic=568866.msg7346967#msg7346967 date=1292496806]I see the hand writing on the wall!
She is gunning for the post of Governor in Anambra state.

Watch her moves closely.

Power is sweet.[/quote]My guy you too sabi, that was exactly the reason she did not support her inlaw Soludo, in order not to jeopadise her chances for Anambra Guber race in future. She was bypassed by GEJ as minister of information in place of her junior minister of state and she knew she just had to throw in the trowel and jump into another party.
Remember she had tried severally to call for PDP stakeholders meeting in Anambra which was totally boycotted by the party leaders in the state.
I remember Chris Uba asking who made her a PDP leader to call for a meeting.
Even if she wins APGA primaries, she may have to contest against Chris Ngige of ACN who is more formidable in Anambra than Dora for the senate seat,

Sometimes I doubt all these adverts tactfully placed here by different companies representatives. The other it was posted on the front page that DSTV now provides local Nigerian channels free on the expiration of  your subcription and everyone was commending DSTV, but it turned out to be a false story and  so many people rushed to go and buy DSTV dish abd decorders so as to be able to watch AIT, Channels, NTA, Silverbird TV etc. free.

You are talking about price slash on BB by Glo, what about their ongoing mago mago TEXT AND WIN PROMO that they are using to rip off gullible Nigerians. Forget this 42% slash nonsense, every company is here to make money as number 1 priority and not after your interest; that comes last.

bidemi12:
A great leader is one who identifies another leader and nutures him like fashola did with him.

Muiz should wait for his time, he needs to understudy fashola for one more term so that he can aim to achieve higher than fash who has achieved morethan Tinubu in Lagos governance

Nsiman:
As i think Akunyili is trying to get to NASS to change some 'ugly face' in nigeria's democratic evolution

After failing woefully in her rebranding effort at the ministry of info, she wants to move to the National Assembly and reduce by force the annoying 25.4% of FG budget wey only  them dey chop abi? CAPITAL LIE!!!
The other day she gave an order banning GSM lottery, but today Glo don start another mago mago TEXT AND WIN PROMO to fleece the same gullible Nigerians she wants to go and make laws for at Senate that she is supposed to be protecting from unscropulous network providers. I dont trust any politician in Naija, everyone is after his or her own pocket and not your interest.

Rhea:
Just to think that it took the military to nail him. SHAME ON THE NIGERIAN POLICE.
Osisi's girlfriend should be thoroughly interrogated. Definitely she will reveal so much more about their operations. I even believe she will be killed very soon in detention if she is handed over to the police because she will definitely implicate so many police officers involved in kidnapping in Aba.
I stand to be corrected.

The army should rather hand her over to the SSS for proper interogation to avoid the Boko Haram (Mohammed Yusuf) treatment by the Police who murdered him in detention after he was captured by the Army and handed over to the Police.

Naija girls can be tough hearted, imagine dating an openly reknowned criminal. Women love men of Power, Money and Fame.

End of the road for a terror mastermind

here are pictures of his dead body

His girl friend captured with him may have to do some explantion. Good riddance to Bad rubbish,

HolyMikel:
How did this subject make it to the front page in the first place.

Nairaland editors need todo more on posting better topics on the home page.

NBC calling for written test! and so what!!

MY GUY TAKE AM EASY, THEY ARE TRYING TO HELP JOBLESS NLERS to get employment by spreading the info. I know how you feel that this is irrelevant to make it to the front page. yes I agree but anything that can help Nlers to genuinely secure jobs (not scam) is welcome

My brothers in Aba are waiting to get hold of pictures of his dead body to use as calenders and posters. You will see titles like;
END OF THE ROAD FOR OSISI THE INVISIBLE KIDNAPPER.
THIS IS THE PICTURE OF OSISI EXCHANGING FIRE WITH NIGERIA ARMY.
PICTURE OF OSISI DRESSED AS A WOMAN LIKE ALAMIESEIGHA ESCAPING THROUGH IMO RIVER.
SEE PICTURE OF OSISI EATING WITH SPIRITS.
PICTURE OF OSISI CLUTCHING AN INTER-CONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE  
Watchout for the ingenuity of Aba people in making money out of this story

People like Slap1 on NL should be commended for giving earlier clues on the location of these guys and which the security agents used as launch pads for their unslaught against Osis and stone which we can confirm. I can tell you that security agents were monitoring every comment on Osisi from NL and it has finally paid off. Pls can we see pictures of his body?

SHELL appointed our current Petroleum Minister Diezani Madueke who was until her appointment as a minister a director in Shell. They are everywhere holding us to ransome and asking GEJ to do their bidding. Kai, we are getting confused about the situation on whom to vote for. Maybe a govt of ACN can give us a new direction. Just tot!!

That Dan Sanda abi una call am Robin Sanders is a very good spy who was able to miss and infiltrate Nigerians of all levels garnering a lot of information for US interests. Mind you, she was in the US armed forces before being appointed an ambassador. Appearance can really be deceptive. You need to have watched her dancing with Gwari traditional dancers in an Abuja suburb with her African Rasta hair style.

Bawss1:
So we should "push" them out because they have been around for a long time. Is anybody complaining about the quality of work done by JB. Besides the people to lose their jobs according to this report are the aged, unfit to work and due for retirement.

The issue is not about how long they've being around or the quality of jobs, but the influence the have on our govt, controlling and deciding who gets what contract and inflating contracts prices, without allowing for competitive bidding. The build houses free for corrupt govt officals in Abuja and across the federation. They import most of the equipment and materials used in construction with little attempt to develop local production but enriching German firms back home.

Adding to the unemployment situation in naija. How can they sack them because Fed govt failed to release money for the over inflated contracts around Abuja?
Spending N64b to build an airport runway or padding the Abuja airport road with additional N2b and their MD publicly telling us its mathematical error?
We are waiting for more wikileaks on JB and Shell. Perhaps they are acting out a script by the US or British govt to create frustration among the citizens through mass retrenchment and force GEJ to do a particular bidding due to rising public resentment that this situation may create. We are now watching every single move of the multi nationals.  Nigerians; keep your eyes open, now that we know!

¶4. (S/NF) The Ambassador asked what Shell's thoughts were on any
potential for a coup. Pickard answered that there is little
intellectual capital to plan and execute a coup and Shell sees little
potential for one.

Now I know why many of us where prevented from gaining admission into the Nigeria Defence Academy back in time during the selection, the most intelligent candidates were craftly dropped mostly from some ethnic groups. A brilliant set of gallant officers were wasted in Ejigbo C-130 plane crash to dilute intellectual capital in the armed forces. WAOH!!

fuke:
You broke a major rule in office relationship.

" Do not get your meat where you get your bread".

[b]You are to avoid your boss mistresses and these include his wife,
sisters, niece, girlfriend, secretary etc. If you unluckily find yourself
with one of them, God help you because only he can.[/b]Young male nairalanders should go and read The Mafia Manager.
It is full of wisdom for boys who want to be real men

[quote author=T.Wise link=topic=562712.msg7283870#msg7283870 date=1291670003]I dont think she might be interested in an affair with u. Seems like your actions (DATING HER NIECE who is lke her daughter) wud only begin 2 play on her ability to reason straight especially when she has 2 discipline u. From what u said, I think she respects u as a person and an employee. nothing more or less so having someone who wud laTER become a part of her family wrking with her now is encroaching and choking her territory. It wud be more respectable if she were d person offering her nieces hand in marriage. (if such still happens). I suggest u talk it over with your lady and get her to find out wat reservations your boss has about u and make efforts 2 clear d air.[/quote]You encroached on your boss's space and makes it stuffy for her. Meanwhile you have to be very discreet about the affair from now until she calms down. Dont flaunt your affection for her niece on your boss's face until she accepts the relationship.

lovejo:
IF YOU HAVE ASKED FOR YOUR BOSS OPINION 1ST YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN HER REACTION BEFORE YOU START THE RELATIONSHIP, THAT WAS WHERE THE PROBLEM STARTS, IT WAS JUST THAT YOU FAILED TO GIVE HER DUE RESPECT.
WHAT IS BAD IN TELLING HER YOU LIKE HER NIECE AT THE BEGINNING, SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY FOR RESPECTING HER BEFORE STARTING BANGING HER NIECE,

SHE JUST FELT IT AS INSULT TO HER AUTHORITY.

A word is enough for the wise! listen to the above comments, really makes sense. Go to your boss and appologise to her for taking advantage of her kindness to date her niece. (She probably thinks that after all she has done for you, you still go ahead to shine the congo of her niece and thats disrespectful)
Promise her that you are a very responsible guy who will not hurt her niece and that you mean well for her and would seek for her advice on how to make the relationship work and also that the affair will not affect your output at work. Always learn how to be a profesional in your workplace.

Dont be deceived your boss is only being nice and doesnt have a crush on you, remove such thoughts or you will do yourself more harm.

How much credit we go send before you giv us the details? To get money for naija no easy. Afterall Ohakim is selling non existing jobs in Imo State. Eran N30,000 doing what?