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looking @  a Slim\flat backside is like looking at a man's bum.

Never been out with a slim a.rsed gurl.
When i hug my gurl, i actually cup her a.r.se so how d hell r u supposed  2 do that ? ?

That man is greedy though thats not the issue here.
With N60m couldnt he start something legit? ?

Business is not for everybody sha.

how are we even sure he is nigerian? ?
Everybody dey answer naija if them catch am.

I think the arms were heading north otherwise they would have tried using PH.

That country is still one entitiy because the FG didnt allow the ABN chief to dredge
the oguta lake with his own money.
That would have allowed larger ship to port.

If so, one morning like that una go hear the announcement for radio. . . .
Dust to dust. .

Nigeria is definitely top 5 whether we like it or not.
Even correlating statistical info from naija will be riddled with corruption.

Only bangladesh topped naija in corruption once and for just a fleeting moment and
then naija took it back the next year.
Ever since naija has been the most corrupt.

What countries are truly more corrupt than the naija govt? ?

atampakoeg:
If you have money, i mean worked hard and made money, not one ten ten pence that you earn every day, noone will tell you before you will open your eyes and see all the business opportunities in Naija, and you will invest the money, or even build yourself a house.

But you wey be say na from hand to mouth, na im dey talk say him no go come back, our prayer be say make you no even fiti come back self.

he he he

I know of a guy that came back from germany, saw a sexy girl he liked,
and paid off some young teacher who had been taking care of her.

They actually sat down and calculated the school fees, maintenance etc over the years.

The guy dropped mad cheddar (like, mad greens) and took the girl away to frankfurt.
They married and have kids now.
This happened in a village in owerri L.G.A

I think the teacher built a small house and opened a provisions store.

I guess the girl was waiting for someone better.

Women are neither my weakness nor my strength.
I just luv 'em.

( a really curvy sista walking past swinging her hips turns me on badly but that's not a weakness; no?)

[quote author=Mr-Cork link=topic=538676.msg7019523#msg7019523 date=1288114858]actualy i love women beating me up, and then sittin on my face [/quote]Perv! !
that's why you luv big nyash.
so that you cant breathe.

lmao

Yorisb:
How do you know this when you just got registered yesterday, save your an old wine in a new bottle

Nice.

Mobo has a bone to pick with the ladies in general.

May i ask why, player? ?

Where are the man-purses?

404.
ikot ekpene road ; YUMMY! !

I put street lights from my mansion to the market in my villa.
I also drop mean cheddar for the vigilante to chop.
lean cuisine , baby! !
 

Im ok over here biko please.
i dont need that nonsense in nigeria.
last december period driving from ikoyi to only lekki took 3hrs.

id-ots doing a u-turn in the middle of the road.
let's not abeg.

monkey hand na keke napep.

i go die oo!

The most dangerous animals here na bumble bee.

atampakoeg:
Monkey.

That flu u r talking about is the ordinary flu children have in your village everytime (with those runny noses).
its just that oyibo na ajebo so they hype it and they cant deal.

As for the bird flu; all those local chicken with swollen beaks wey you dey munch for villa @ xmas na that bird flu ooo  ! !
becos say oyibo complain. abegi ! !

Rabid monkeys.

Relocate to a good job? fair enough but what about the people?
will you change them all?

If it was just about a good job (and a crappy environment) i would have relocated since.
The factors going against relocation are too much.

people over look the little details (like mosquitoes  ) and when they get back they are faced with the stark reality at every turn.

talkless of the african time nonsense.
NO, THANKS

Whether make i carry my wife do money sef.
mscheeww!!

I wan move go hampstead.

Nigerians lost a chance to solve all our problems here with one grenade.

[quote author=invisible! link=topic=512980.msg7012886#msg7012886 date=1288036193]They fixed the road but some 'winsh' came and chop the road. Give me money to organize prayers and 6 day fasting for the road to be better; lol.[/quote]

Meanwhile here they are resurfacing roads that already look like roads leading to aso rock.
This life no balance at all.

make snake no come out swallow these ppl abeg.

3 boys and a girl.

wunmi wins this one hands down.
Chdinma has puff-puff face.

very silly of an adult.
Like someone said: you can take a niggar outta the hood but not the hood outta the negro dumbass.
This move is an indication of a deeper psycological problem.

Tafida will make better use of his time if he concentrates on making Nigerian Visas cheaper.
He can also bolster the support his embassy gives to nigerians who happen to need help.

the alan sugar talk should not concern him that much as it is true.

Sweet Lord!

tawai tawai na ike!!

Im happy for him though he's a real mr backpass.

there's no way she's younger than 34.

sayso:
@LAWYER
My good friend you are welcome back.Why can't I call you good?doing business with somebody you have not seen and the business was delivered straight to you.I owe you Lawyer and I think what any person on NL should do is to hand over his/her business plan(s) for you to execute.Thank you Sir.

Sweet.

Asafari-oke road in Ajao estate.
In front of mama's kitchen.
yum.