₦airaland Forum

Bananas.
so good.
Like oranges and pineapples too.

Tcrack:
tell him to go and hug the imported transformers

had an epiphany today:
i'll not swear or show aggression to the best of my ability.
The joy of the lord is my strength.
Remain blessed.

Lets see how the enugu airport of a thing pans out.
For the mean time na abuja oo!!
(nnamdi azikiwe: serene, so safe, no touts, drop your wallet and its at the same spot hrs later)
Luv it.

from ABJ to owerri is 40mins and very little boarding delay.
i dont see enugu beating that sha.

Fashola for president ASAP biko! !
That man has vision.

What a breath of fresh air.
Praise be to the Lord! !


I dont know what to say to anybody that does not see the advantages of locally manufacturing
transformers as against importing them.

Idowuogbo:
abi oo my dear ganjustus

infact na she wan re-edit karma sutra , nonsense
wen she was doing ooooh ,oooooh oh nana wiv jayz she dint no foetus wud welcome to new york where dreams are made off , deres notin u cant do , dey wud make u feel brand new , d lights wud inspire u

thank you.
laff wan dislocate ma ribs.
roflmao;
carpet burns.
yeh! !

^^^ the one with the giant turkey
lmao

dobodobo:
You just dey wake up for this world, I guess you just clock 17

DOBODOBO ! !

main man!
when i see your name na laff dey take over.

people are still called half-casts?
cool.

chedebe:
all the same how do we get in touch with u

she's from liberia and in a camp.
Her dad left 10 gazillion pounds in a bank and needs your account number, bla bla bla. . .
you know the drill, no?
o.k.

She has beautiful eyes.
I Like her.

Dolemite:
Your country is one of the poorest in the world and all you care about is the outcome of a worthless reality tv show, Africa.

My thoughts exactly.

Zimbabweans sneaking into S.A are being eaten by lions as we speak and they are focused on
a reality show?

Tufiakwa! !

Nice car.
He is giving away all his money to charity in his will.
he said so himself alongside belinda on BBC.

The man is kind and has spent $27Bn so far on charity (most in africa).
I Like him alot.

Ex Inferis:
Finally! an african country not run by bumbling, incoherent monkeys in cowboy hats!

GENIUS!

omojand:
Nigerian's abroad must recognize that business aliances like these are bound to fail, will NEVER work as extreme levels of greed, avarice and even envy will eventually take it's toll.

He should consider himself a  lucky man  indeed to be alive -  he could have been killed as part of a desperate cover-up by the police.

EXACTLY

The truth remains that liasing with a nigerian  in business from abroad is a very dangerous affair.
It puts your life in danger because he will want it all and the only way will be to plot your demise.

Whatever you need doing, go there and do it yourself.
If you must, involve others to the barest minimum or else you are asking for trouble.

Also if you are in business, when you go out with them dont eat or drink anyhow; at least 3 people i know have lost
their lives through poisoning.

The joker (batman) tops the list for me.

That was just another run-of-the-mill gold digger whose ploy failed and now she's trying to hang on.

if you had bought her the car (like many of our foolish old politicians), would she have returned the car
and said: oh. it was a joke? ?
purrleeeezzzee.

She dey ask for 4X4 ; her lineage don see 4X4 b4?

The lust for material gains has zapped off the 'pure affections' side of the brain in our girls.
If you break it down : they are all humping for money.

I am actually.
i'm a cheerful giver.

Sweet Lord!

She looks nice.
she looks calming (like she can make her hubby relax).
Luv it.

Tyra has self-image issues.
she's not a balanced person and some of her shows indicate that.
she's a weirdo.

They need to first go to the soak-away and repackage all the shaite there.
Then if we have some time left we can repackage any nigerian contesting
for anything.

^^^^^^ i dont give a sh.it.

@poster:
you want you some real booty, right?
The novelty will wear off  very soon and you will be stuck with a vicious devil.
The black girl you are after may make your life very short indeed.


On average, white girls have more humane feelings than black girls.
Believe me.
Its all about what she wants and if you dont have any money,  pshwewww.
Even though she aint shaite (and from the village) she will want what paris hilton is having.

I went out with a white chick who paid for herself whenever we went out; it was shocking but she
explained that since we are both working; why not?
I had to stop her doing it as i just felt i could and wanted to.
A black girl do that? , even Oprah wont do it.


Relationship-wise ,a black girl is more likely to be terrible than a white one.
So be careful; be very, very careful mate.

When you eventually tap that a.rs.e you ask her:
WHO'S THE DADDY NOW?.

^^^^^^^^^ a gurl after my own heart. MWUAAHH! !

more responses pls.
@poster ; i think so.


The weirdest topic ever.
luv it.

She can gag on my d1ck while i go deeper down her throat.
(while im yanking her hair)

He should give N1bn.
why didnt he give to other flood victims during non-election periods?
Nigerians of this generation are less gullible than the previous nonsense ones so
his tacky campaign ploys wont work. id10t.

I hope their advisers keep advising them to give so that their loot will go back into circulation.
Yeye fowl.
monkeys

[quote author=Mr-Cork link=topic=525455.msg6888923#msg6888923 date=1286390109]very ugly IBO boy (no oofeise)[/quote]oofeise

There are over 140million Iboris in nigeria so i dont see any improvement.

If nigerian politicians'  blood is not shed on the premises of corruption , it will continue.

Nigeria should carry its nonsense away from other countries.
That okah or whatever should be bundled back to nigeria (whether its allowed or not) so as
to keep nigerian nonsense within nigeria.

No country deserves the constant nonsense generated by nigeria.
monkeys