₦airaland Forum

Saw it on telly on the news.

No surprises there; that's how nigerians are.
Nigeria is hopelessly corrupt and should be a case study for foreign schools of thought.
It is endermic and genetic.
monkeys

Some people argue that  an affair can help you keep your marriage in cases where its worth saving.
Especially when you are married to a lady that turns into a terrible woman.

It helps them take their focus off the nonsense that their wife has become.
Nagging endlessly about the slightest thing and purposely not pulling their weight around the house.

Omolola can visit 190 in conventry via north london.

[quote author=Mr-Cork link=topic=533235.msg6958152#msg6958152 date=1287325226]whatttt? this ugly things? chooose dark skin womens? HELL NOOOO, GADEMMMIT!!!

its all about light skin women[/quote]dont mind them , they look ibo.

I'd rather be racially discriminated  by someone that looks different than be slaughtered by
someone that looks like me.

Fortunately, in the west if you show proficiency in any skill, the racial lines seem to fade.
(also if you are a success in general; actually then they even want to marry you).

However in nigeria if you like have 1st class in alien future technology, the employer will just
employ his illiterate nephew in th job and off to the village you pop.

Maybe in 2000 yrs time nigeria in general will have acquired the right mindset.
By then a generation of people who all know what the fuxck other nations are doing would have emerged.

Monkeys

The zeal to go back home in this case is commendable but somewhat naive.
People do not realise the hopelessness of Nigeria.

The system is hopelessly corrupt.
With all your cutting edge ideas and exceptional plans to help import technology and even improve the
environment, any bodies you come in contact with be it govt or private bodies will just say:
Abeg later or come today ,come tomorrow.

They will even ask you if you brought some funds from wherever you came from so they can con you in some way.
Then you get home and walk into the embracing arms of armed robbers and terrible relatives.

Yea, im on my way.
monkeys

It's either the ex wants him back or wants her pound of flesh.
either way cut that snake's head and run.

Nice video:
on clip :  8:01 - 8:04  ; now thats a female form! mwuaah.

from 8:14 - 8:22
charming  (literally)

playful chick ; priceless.

It is true that in nigeria, the must-get-a-scape-goat syndrome is rife.
As a result the priest may be completely innocent and has no idea of what he is being accused of.
The JTF may have wondered into the village and seen that the only person that will give them huge sums is the priest.

on the other hand:
Anything can happen in that devil's playground called nigera.
I dont trust anybody there.
after all  if most of the priests are screwing choir girls and married women, what stops them from aiding kidnapping?
(are some sins bigger than others in his eyes?)


We simply need to wait it out ,especially to hear what the priest has to say for himnself.

Most of all, in aba it's all about money,money,money.

^^^ toxins

Going by the pics; yvonne okoro.
mwuaahh!

^^^ All that name-calling just because she wrote a trash instead of trash?
it might be that she's not well versed in ridiculing people (which is a good thing).
ever thought of that? ? ?

Ini resemble one babe for my uni days wey dey fuxck one of our lecturer for grades.
Sweet young babe, mehn!.
That lecturer enjoy.


Chika ike is hot!

^^^ i honestly dont think that nicki did any surgery on her a.rs.e.
her thighs match her a.rse  unlike people like angel lolaluv whose a.rs.e hang like
a fake melon.

Nick is still young .
She simply added weight and loads 'a junk went to that fine a.rs.e
pshwrwww

Ofcourse she will beat genny in the sexy stakes.
Genny has never been sexier than Omotola.

No be omosexy again?
genny is fine but not as sexy as omo2sexy jare.

Have a taste ; mwuaahh! !

1st pic, girl on far right: Mwuaah! !
junk's in da trunk for shizzle.

If you soul travel pesin come hammer you slap nko?
thread closed.

Jigga 's the very best even when Biggie was still around.
believe that!
His colabos with Bey could not be done by anyone else ; think about that!

his top of that food chain, baby!

[quote author=Mr-Cork link=topic=527613.msg6901103#msg6901103 date=1286538891]Tuface And Mikel ?? ok are thise people?? theise IBO boys??

I give up!! (no ofeinse) [/quote]Those ibo boys ;( no ofeins[b]ala[/b])

If normalcy has returned to Aba why hasnt anybody posted from there to clear things up?
Did they uproot the phone masts as well as the internet cafes? ?

mwuaah! !

Still dont get it.

mubaraqqq:
its been a year since this man took over from yaradura. please tell me what he has done in a year, if he wanted people to take him seriously he should have accomplished something in a year. Even the disasters that happened under his watch flood, Jos, what leadership has he taken to fix those. There are so many little things he could have done, but he was lining his pocket and getting ready his presidential campaign.

So I don't believe a word that comes out of his mouth. Is not about being negative, is about Enough talking, do something already, show us you care by doing something. Stop talking and show it.

Gbam! ! !

They have nothing to say about anything, they don't care and they know they
will miss their tenses.

One day people will wake up to hear that another country now owns nigeria.
monkeys

AjanleKoko:
My dad practised HR for most of his working life. He tells me a lot about stuff he learned by interacting with people as a HR person, over the course of his working life. He says there are two myths about Nigerians:

1. That they are very intelligent: My dad thinks this is a lie. He believes Nigerians are mostly tough talkers, and can talk their way into anything.

2. That they are very hardworking: My dad also thinks this one is a fallacy. He believes we are only 'mouth' workers, and hardly focus on what we are hired to do.

What do you guys think, Nairalanders?

Your Dad got it a 100%

Majority are very unskilled, unsmart and also impolite if i might add.
They are better at local intelligence and decieving others.
also good at ways of blaming someone else and doing as little as possible.
i despise them.
monkeys

^^^^^^ it's alright for some.

I'd rather find one sweet curvy gurl and fuxck her silly for 11 days rather than jumping around.
(then a really reasonable xmas cash gift so she doesnt feel too used; and call her afterwards)

next time around her friend will be like: hey, what's up big man.
girls talk! !

Dont know why some guys cant move on.
What if you have a GF and she wants to wish an ex a happy birthday? (or whatever).
You are the type that will have the biggest hang-ups about it so stop creeping and just
go away! !

Mopol has displaced them from aba hence the migration.

I wonder what happens to kidnappers court-wise?
Kidnapping is a serious crime and the punishment should be severe but knowing nigeria,
the police or judge will just collect money months later and the ingrate is on the streets again.

I thought they lynched criminals in such situations? ?
Everything has changed in lagos.
(more civilised now? ok oo! )!

the jiggle of the ars.e cheeks can also tell you.
yum.