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The Nigerian banking system in general is a heap of dirt anyway.

They do not do any real investments but depend on large deposits from oil companies
and individuals.

They simply engage in 'legal' pyramid schemes where they pay withdrawals with new deposits and
hope it continues forever.

they text customers and charge them for it, they also charge you for withdrawing your own money.

Nigeria just gets things wrong all the time especially if it requires a bit of grey matter.
shame.

It's not actually her in the pic. she's just the agony aunt recieving letters about personal
problems.
una dey craze.

I think whitesturd is hot!!
serious arse and now them babies?
Wow.

Why would a jobless man want to marry in the first place?

I'll like to drop-kick ya'ardua into a saudi refuse dump.
selfish dirtbag!

I'll like to rip mel Gibson's ears out and punch him in the mouth.
Self-praising twit.

I'll like to kick kelly osbourne's head in.
such a dog!

I'll like to give kanye west a serious left hook.
what an idiot.

I'll like to smack jordan (katie price) one ,
what a man-eating slut.

I'll like to bang  scot's (kourtney kardashian's fiance) head against a wall.
greasy Arrow.

Then i'll give bruce Jenner a surprise whack! in the mouth
what's he on about?

I'll like to give paris hilton a loud knock on her empty head
what a  waste of space.

I'll like to give kelly rowland a hot back-hander for being so up
bey's sexy behind.

i'll like to kick rick ross in the belly.
rolly-polly stink bomb.

I'll like to keep slapping John mayer (jenny's ex)  continously till he cant feel his greasy face.
what a douche bag.

i'll like to push lindsay lohan to the hard pavement.
slag!!

I'll like to run into tiger woods with a clothes line.
what a scumbag.

Phew!!!!! that helped.
cheers

She can now galivant all over the globe as much as she wants.
yeye wife!!

^^^^ He might ooo!!!!
make them no go kill am for nothing inside that aso rock.

Where are the arsenal boys on the list?
No wonder they dont win any thing these days.

Arshavin? does he earn more than fabregas?
Hmm. . . .

That arsene wenger is such a tight bum.

Mine was constant ear popping, head rush  and when the plane took off i had this feeling the
plane was falling backwards.

It doesnt happen anymore though and i cant get enough of the window seat view.

The man is a seasoned cheater.
And his apology was very tacky as well. so selfish!!!
To have hooked up with that many women while married to a hot chick.
If he wasnt caught out he would still be perusing all those strippers and call girls.
Hope he didnt give the wife any nasty thing sha.
the wife should just get half of his billions and start afresh.
Disgustingly dirty life.
What a rat!!!

There are hoodlums in every country but look at how useless our police is.
instead of some of the police rushing the poor man to the hospital, they are cocking gun looking for who to catch for extortion.
Now the poor man has died and the hoodlums will give money and case will close.

This is why when armed robbers slaughter police i dont wince for a second.

Japan being the largest carmakers (be it borrowed) is not what made them 1st world.
(you need to look at issues a bit longer before you make conclusions)

If china invented gunpowder (or was it firecrackers) would that mean that they kick-started ballistic technology?.
If that's the case ,everything that depends on electricity would be an American invention then.

That is why Ghana (20M) has a better chance of emerging from 3rd world than Nigeria (over 160M)

you think china or india makes more cars than japan?
(or are you talking of 'a Honda plant in china'?)

Every single technology in china (except the umbrella) is borrowed so  thats impossible.
They will just become another giant consumer market.chikena

Income per capita is still under $1 per day.
If all the jobs in europe and US are plunged into China ,the average  income per capita will just
rise to about $2 per day.

Once your population explodes exponentially while you are still emerging, forget 1st world status
(look at India).

So you think winning wars depends on population?
So china will win Russia or America in any form of military engagement?

For your info if it was based on population, there will be no Israel.
(Have you seen where they are on the map?)

How can you wipe biafra when most of you up north are 95% illiterate?
Dont you know that wars these days require some sort of techie know-how?
That allah Akuba b.ull.s.h.it wont cut it next time around.

Do not start off your transport business by giving your bus to a driver.
For your business to flourish, you would have to drive the first bus yourself.
(Trust me on this one)

That way you learn all the intricacies of the biz first hand while the risk\investment is low.
By the time you add a bus or 2, you would have learned the route and all the 'tricks' back to front.
By then a driver will not tell you any stories about police or mechanic.

Before you know it(in a couple of years) you have 4\5 buses and then graduate to 1414.
If you are not wasteful ,after 15 yrs you have a handful of 1414 plying PH to Lag.
When dem now call you 'chief' for your village you go answer.

Sweeeeet.

oge4real:
^^^Oh, so J lo's butt paved way for her rise to stardom abi?

Without that nyash wetin seperate am from all the other latinas wey full  miami?
she sabi sing?

Not saying she is not a hard worker o! To see ladder climb at all in such industries you need to have something special and
in a girl's case,it's usually what she's working with.
An entire industry is even based on curves. (Bobby valentino's videos : sweet!)
chikena.

mwuuaaaah!

sweetpie23:
what is this one talking

Why dont you say your own and phuck off?
Here na your class room? Phucking idiot.

@poster.

Nope, once almost got stuck in similar situation.
At some point i just thought : phuck it , im out.
Its a waste of time and potential partners will think u r taken.
Its actually dangerous to be stuck in that scene.

women na winch.
e no go eva happen.

Na wao !!!!

Make una leave mama-gee alone jare.
she kill person? which kind rubbish be that?

If you no wan post , leave am.
no be to come here dey extra anyhow.
Her online persona fit different from her real person wella.

@poster

NO.

A man sleeping around is slightly different.
A woman sleeping around? . . imagine the act for one second,
She is the one that gets ravished and penetrated.
awwww. . . . . .

Imagine another man having 'gone' inside your wife.
disgusting.

its not as invasive for the men (physically speaking)
its more decent to go around dipping your finger into various mouths than having your gapping mouth dipped into.

Awwww, women.

So finally the remote rulership via blackberry is over.
It's good news though i  think that nothing still changes for the common man
irrespective of who is sat there in Aso rock.

The big picture is that Nigeria is a mess.