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The woman that asked you to tithe dole money is simply TERRIBLE.

should a beggar tithe his takings too?
There's no way a church is that selfish.

If that happens to my kid there's no way im going to the cops first; no  effing way.
The cops of some who are sadists too may leave her off with a warning.

i'll watch the tape and then hire  her again and when she gets into the house,
i'll knock her to the floor, tie her up, stuff her mouth shut  and then play the tape for her.

then i'll bring out my baseball bat. . . . . . . . . .
There's a giant refuse bin on my street and i have bin bags.

Happy easter (in arrears) to you all.

Sometimes it feels like family up in here.
Those are my most cherished moments.

GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE.

Or maybe there's something in it for you; afterall we are nigerians.
People wan put sand for your garri abi?

I remember a friend in school that helped organise the 1 million march for abacha even thogh he
thought abacha was the worst leader ever.
He was so paid afterwards.


naija sha ; circular never ending motion.

Nd chuks, gullible people like you are why the country is in such a bad state.
i cannot believe that a nigerian over 12 yrs old will have anything positive to say about IBB.


Here is a man that made away with 55% of the national revenue of 8yrs under the guise
of PTF.
You must be joking mate.

A man that has over 8billion of almost every western currency.
That man pushed the GREED boundary and demonstrated that no amount is too much.

419'ers flourished like devil weed in his time and he opened people's eyes to corruption levels
that shock other countries till date.

To show you how widespread his evil was, before he came on the scene there wasnt this much
get-rich-at-all-cost mentality that had infested the naija psyche from new borns to the elderly.

The question is: why isnt he in jail revealing where all the embezzled money is?

In 3hrs i'll  go to an estate agent in chelsea and buy 10 houses , buy 2 in my area and close the account or even leave it open.
They may notice the reduction and think its part of the glitch since 12 houses wont make so much impact
on such an amount.

By the time they wrangle to trace the money or call estate agents, some days would have passed.

By then i would have opened an account in another bank, "commissioned" the estate agents,sold the houses at reduced price and moved my pay to naija.

Then take the  eurostar to europe and flight to PH.

I'll target to cut $20m or less; aiming for too much will get you caught quickly.
That's like N3bn.

nouveau riche!!!!

EXTREME CHEDDAR! ! ! !

Shorty don't show up 4 nain less than $1mil


DAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM! ! ! ! ! !

Let me be honest, i'll watch any film with mercy johnson in it.

Over $380bn stolen or wasted since 1960.

Money that even hong-kong did not have till early '90's.
Na wa for naija.

Saw the drama last night.

showed Naija in a bad light but hey. . . .

In my opinion, it's just people that want to have their cake and eat it.
they want to have one leg in the world and the other in the church.
what happened to decent hyms and nice mellow christian songs?

Rap my a$$.

This one na small thing.
what about the former rivers state governor that owns ARIK?
Brand new planes wey dey fly reach france?

A country riddled with corruption to do well in a fair tournament?
joke section pls!!

To play you have to bribe one way or the other.
If you give 100k you go play tire.

they should bring in a white man that wants to see a good team.
period.

ATMs in other places are mistakenly dishing out double and the nigerian ones
are halfing withdrawals;
is that country not hell on earth?

In my opinion, your qualifications grant you an audience with potential employers after which
your experience then enables to you clinch the job.

I once had an IT boss that had little certification (Na oyibo sha)

You can be as qualified as you like but if you dont have any experience you have very
little chance because the job is not done by certifcates or grammar but your experience and skill.

I have seen people talk about networking like pros but when they come across a router they
dont even recgnise it and all they have read in classes go out the window.

The truth is that your experience will take you further than certifications but you need
certifications to make more sense of the practical skill implementation.

After all if you go for a network job interview and you have previously been managing a large network with remote sites,
all your new employer will do is verify if that's true and you have a good change.
He wouldnt care so much about your paper work.

This is why freshers are not easily finding jobs.

Bottom line is : get certified but give priority to experience.

I've heard of cooking gas cylinders exploding in PH  MANY TIMES!!.
It may have been a bad batch but they were definitely exploding.
A class mate once told me how his dad had to throw a cylinder through the kitchen
window into the back garden as it had caught  blue fire around the rubber piping.

The cylinder hit the ground and blasted a whole mango tree to shreds.

that's scary.

Aloy Emeka is so gay!!.

Anyway i'd pay £100 to french-kiss mercy johnson for 1 minute with
some smooching thrown in.
mwuaah!.

And id let my girl have a 1 minute conversation with jim iyk.
mscheewww!

commotion.

@poster

Your problem may never go away  because when a girl comes close enough she
will at least suspect that you are not doing badly at all.
And a girl will usually feel you out in that way before commiting to anything serious

If you like park your jet and use leg to visit, somehow it will be known.

The best you can do is to do the choosing ; not getting off with someone thats hovering around.
That way you stand a chance of being happy because at least you went for her not her falling in your lap.

Also put God first because a good partner is a blessing from God.
(i know some cheddared-up brothers  married to angels in NIGERIA.)

At least they know who is sudanese and who isnt.
Do we?

Where we think say we dey no be where we dey oo.
we are just too proud.
Every country in africa (including somalia) has a city better than abuja for y'alls info.

What do girls like being called then?
Witches!!

Amodu would have been taking bribes to field all those unfit (actually over-weight) foreign based players like yakubu.
Obi mikel was useless but he kept fielding him ; maybe he gave him a signed chelsea jersey and small pounds.
Or Kanu at over 40yrs.
He should f.uc.k. off.
Infact they should all be replaced.

With all the capable players in a country the size of nigeria we still struggle to qualify for anything.

I can select an entire squad that can reach the world cup semi finals from any one state in nigeria after one year in camp
nonsense.

If there's money to be embezzled the politicians will clamour for it to be built. Simple.
After all the US, UK amd some european countries still dump toxic waste in nigeria.

Hazardous electronic products are dumped into the nigerian market every minute.
The prayer the home-based nigerians should be praying is that no country offers to come and build it.

Even if the US refuses to build it for naija because of our lack of maintenance culture, what about lawless
entities like china?
China that you can go to and have them make you fake ANYTHING.
Over 62% of pain killers in naija is fake from china.
So is 96% of sun shades.
lmao

@papabrowne

or maybe na hausa abokis dey import generators

Zilch.

Infact this post has exceeded what i can sacrifice.

The undead!!

I hope these people dont bring a curse to the land with their greed and selfishness
of biblical proportions

At least he's more honourable than most pastors eyeing up choir boys and girls.
Agents of satan in the churches.

^^^^ lmao!!


Also better get some courting practice under your belt so that when the time comes
you will know how to keep your  bobo.

If you have no courting experience till you want to marry you are in big trouble.
Men will think something is wrong with you because they will equate your naivety to being  a weirdo.


Remember , i didnt say go and be loose.
Have a nice boyfriend and learn your relationship skillz off it.

Hope say no be biblical punishment dey come meet naija ooo!!

na wa ooo!!!

Iniquity upon iniquity in the land.

I will never under-rate IBB in this my life.
Despite everything them no get liver probe that man.

maradona everybody join for 8 yrs, use other people dey do im dirty jobs for office.
That man sha.

A 'good' selfless wife would have made sure her husband left such a stressful job to look after him if
his health was flailing but she didnt.

Is nigeria her property?

Now we are hearing spin on how she is suffering ; thunder fire all of them at once.
NONSENSE.

Na only igbos them sell?
ok oo!!

Abeg gabrielle union na igbo?
mwuaah!!