₦airaland Forum

This will be entertainment footy from the get go.

The shocking thing in all of this is that nigerians expect that the nigerian govt
somehow will give a damn.

LISTEN!!! : THE PEOPLE IN GOVT ARE THERE FOR THEMSELVES.
Everything about nigeria is every man to his own!!! (all the way down to health,water and electricity)

Even the nigerian embassy here in the UK only sells visas and passports.
There has been cases of them turning nigerians with problems away.

If countries like china and libya start killing nigerians what will the govt do?
Nigeria is seen as a scourge. Like vermin that no one wants.

So all those AIT and ben tv no go show am.

them no send us oo!!
kai!.

Hope AIT shows it as someone mentioned sha.

If they can curtail piracy, the film industry may have enough money to invest in
better films as well as pay their employees.

I wonder how the govt will influence movie scripts.
lets wait and see.

^^^^ well said.

A policy whereby experience counts against an individual is very flawed.
it's fair to regulate a director's monopoly over bank issues but having experience count against them is not a good idea.

The truth is that other leaders have the temerity to make comments
about Nigerians willy-nilly because nobody takes nigeria seriously.

Who will blame them considering all the unbelieveable nonsense happening in nigeria.
The fact is that most countries regard nigeria as rubbish with views that dont count
in the international community.

Of what use is nigeria to any other country?
(apart from our citizens scurrying around other countries like rat infestations).

We had this thermometer on top of the tele and Dad said that one day the thread will drop below zero and it would snow. (in Imo state!!)
I and my sister will sneakily go and shake this thermometer like mad, turn it upside to no avail.

After we realised that he told us that so that we can stay indoors watching the thermometer instead of wandering
out of the compound.

Considering Dora's track record especially regarding how honest she has been
and her level of dedication during her Nafdac days, i think she deserves a shot at inec.

It's not about being a man or woman;
infact i think a woman should even rule the country as it seems only a woman will genuinely want to clean up that mess
called Nigeria.

Its a sad fact that good girls are drawn to nonsense men.
I wish sandra happiness henceforth sha.

Dont mind the bad belle witch.
child eater.
Let the child be a child jare; it is actually harmful to restrain kids because
they may grow into timid adults.


A PEDIATRICIAN that should know better than anybody about kids. na wa.

Jackie is hot; no doubt but Nadia is soo fresh-looking that you cant wave her off like that jare.
Nadia is very pretty but i think jackie is only ever so slightly prettier. (those eyes, mwuahh)

Right from when i was a teen, i've always wondered why girls moan and talk gibberish
when bumping uglies.
LMAO.

it's like they completely become someone else and you can be at risk of strangulation or
deadly bites.



Anyway back to Kimmy, she's all kinds of hot
That a.rs.e is kissable; mwuaah!!

The poster said we are out-building the emirates.
Fastest growing building market .(so we don pass china?)

Hia!!!

i'll have to say im not as angry in real life probably because i haven't come across some
views as absurd in real life.

The way people are addressed here CANNOT be done in real life ; no way!!
I guess NL is an anger management session each time you log on.
Let it all out , honey!! Lmao


And by the way  michelin , them pins are killing me!

It will all end in grammar as usual.

I think it is unfair that the Nigerian citizens pay tax considering how useless the
govt is.

At this rate, there seems to be no difference between the politicians and the military
in terms of national development.

Honestly, i couldnt care less.
.

Mwuaaah!!
lmao

Musically speaking , Sade is the best Nigeria has ever had.
A hundred kudos to her.

"No ordinary love" is a timeless classic.
"Sweetest taboo" , the video , the vocal.

she's the very best.

I honestly think she's no good.

You haven't married her yet and she is doing all these weird things like snapping,
taking hidden calls and being rude.
She probably thinks you are already in the bag and her true self is emanating gradually
(which means it can get a lot worse; heaven forbid she's the type that will derive pleasure in cheating on a loved one)

The truth is that some people are just not good, simple.
Its up to you to get out or put up with it for life.

Good luck my dear.

^^^^^ true that.
she's all kinds of hot!!!!.

religious uprising in peaceful ibadan ? ? ? ?.

na wa ooo! ! !

They wan spoil ibadan abi?
Naija sha.

^^^^^^ That one na police? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Abeg we need to call them another thing o!!

The reality is that in naija, every single thing is "every man to his own"

Infact safety is the biggest reason why i dusted by expired kpale , renewed it and came back here.

Amidst people saying: oh' what about the oil company contacts? Zap. that! !
Thieves went to my uncle's house and were there for hours; they even ate there and drove away
in his cars.
My auntie still has nightmares like she's going mad.

How come people on this thread expect the naija police to be of any use? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Na wa.

To be honest, i dont blame the British for praising the 'products' of their
environment.

Other societies can borrow a leaf (if they want)

Welldone to the pair of naija kids.

Also : people like becomerich make the world go round and round and round and round . . . . . .
I no fit laff again oooo!
Hey!!! nothing like Naija.

Once again welldone to the li'l 'uns.

@poster
Do you have your own fella? go get one and watch tele with him till 4am
and stop lazying about with someone elses's man.

lying in opposite ends of the sofa; hope ur not wearing mini skirts or them
evil nighties.
Tomorrow the man will stray with ur consent and the poor girlfriend will come here and call men dogs.
WOMEN!!!

I honestly think the man is already dead.

Nigeria is full of nonsense so that is highly likely.

N40,000 a month?
Without knocking it, i'll like to think that it depends on where you live and
how you commute to work.
Eg if you live in your home town and work a trekkable distance, then you might just
pull it off  because you have no real expenses but no kids yet oo!! because im not sure you can pay for primary school yet.

Luxuries of any kind is completely out of the question.

@matrixme
No banks that i know out here charge you for withdrawals.
Current accounts actually accrue interests here (though very little ; about 0.02%    )
but at least that way you are sure they are not taking anything.

Moreover banks should be working hard to invest wisely with customer deposits and not charge them for donating
investment funds to them (if you think about it)

The terrible thing with job losses in naija is that there isnt any help available at all from the govt.
The laid-off workers will have to 'magically' cater for their families in far away expensive , cut-throat cities.

My heart goes out to them sha.

I'm happy they are looking to install a foreigner to coach the national side.
That will eliminate all the petty hungry bribes floating around that dump.