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Dole na their Papa.
Benefit mudafukers

4 kids ; 3 boys and a girl.
No better family formula.

That means 2 accounts ; one joint and another for me.
I no need random questions about how money take waka.

Also e get as money fit move around she go think say i don join armed robbery come begin poke-nose
like 2moro no dey.

Person fit say hol money for me ,wifey go spent am cut.

Abeg ,abeg.

Micheline89 oya go hire maid wey get body like Mercy Johnson; your man go happy well well.

Chuck ba$$  ;How come internet dey inside hell?
You dey sound like one man wey no get luck with sexy girls, come no get cheddar ; na that hell wey i mean.

Na so life just they breeze pass,everytime you wake for morning na shout you go dey shout ; hailings!!

I no fit laff again ; i say una no go kill me.

Why is the sky up?
Some things are just the way they are.
My 2 kobo

Yankee too rowdy ; u fit do am for london?
Ah , sorry, na madam sissy go decide that one ( which kind risk i jusk take just now just now)

Oya make una continue una banter as per we don surrender thread join another thing

Make una 2 just marry make we rest.

Wait, wait,wait,wait,wait,wait,wait,. . . ,  . . . .
Cook fit lay hands on N400m ?
How much the governor accountant go get?
make we no talk about the governor today i beg una

Una sure say the cook no be fall guy wey go collect blame if alarm blow then oga go sort am later? (as Pdiddy and shyne do for club shooting). . . .

How can she be the prettiest girl in Nigeria?
Abeg go and take a stroll inside Uniport.

Jungle justice is the reason why all those people you see toiling are not robbers yet

Another place with good policing,then maybe but stop J.J. in Nigeria? are you a thief?

I've been shaking since yesterday ; thank God NEPA wont strike ; what a relief!!!

I dont think so ; some girls can be soooo heavenly
especially the fresh-looking ones , oohh! everything just looks great on them;short dress,mins,shorts etc
And then if she's hour glass ,the contest is over boys.
Mwuaaahh

And where are you going to find the right leaders?
The potentially 'right' leaders either don't have money or the muscle to contest or have no interest so they will not materialise.

If YOU were made the president of Naija today for the next 20 years,what will you think will change by the time you are done? You will have to arrest everybody down to the councillors stealing office seats.
Nigerians are just the way they are and you can't change it.
That is why its a special case ; do you know what happens to people that fight corruption in that country?;
my friend don't risk your life for NOTHING because it will just carry on regardless

No be Abiola them kill for prison for nothing? That man was our last chance at decency in that dump


You see , there is always a first time for every thing and Nigeria along with the middle east issue look like PROBLEMS WITHOUT SOLN
We are special my dear

Nigeria is finished

My response might be somehow irrelevant to the thread but still here goes. . . . . .

Nigeria is finished

I think we sent the whites packing too early to learn anything from them.
Now we dont know how to rule ourselves ; some politicians dont even know what they are supposed to be doing.And im sure the whites would have eventually laid down a good political structure  and rooted  down super-industries

I guess with our big heads we thought we could but now look at us; riddled with tribalism which will never go away.
Infact a tribe in power will like to cart away everything because the rulership may rotate away;
So how will  true democracy ever be?

Look at Hong Kong ; have you ever heard of tribalism over there (oyinbo left them in '97)?

And Nigeria would have had large white settlements which is an advantage because civilization and development follows them around (lets leave the validity of this statement for another day)


Our heads are made of rocks
(do you think a mad man knows he's mad?)
LMAO

That's Nigeria for you; infact i can see a time when a bank will tell you that you never had an account with them.
And that is exaclty why i dont have a single account in Nigeria.

Nigeria comes up with no technology or innovation but when one is introduced,they learn how to hack\break it in 24hrs.
You people Goodluck sha.

It seems people do not realise the depth of cleansing required in nigerian politics;
that is why Nigeria will roll in dirt for a long,long time.

Let's vote in Babangida's son ; he MIGHT do well.
I can now see why we are where we are.

How can i when i want thunder to fire their Dads for our current conditions?

You think the apple will fall far from the tree?
Your question actually implies: should political posts be handed down to offsprings?
Why dont we then create on big SOKOTO CALIPHATE of politicians and their offsprings to run things forever?

You see, for the fact that this question is asked begs another question : Is Nigeria in general stupid?
In short Goodluck

I guess its like comparing NewYork and LA.
One is all day everyday bustle with no space and the other one bustles but not so much though it has the best crazy-expensive housing.
Depending on what you really like,you choose one or the other as they are very different.

If say, a child comes to live with us from a relative or less priviledged b\ground then yes but if the child will be joining based on that the child is of my wife with another man ; NEVER!!

Simply because though the 2 scenarios look alike, the latter is a completely thankless task:
The fucking idiot father is somewhere with no burden and im here slaving away raising a child who will be difficult as hell during the teen years and then fc.uk off to find Bio-Dad who will think he has all the rights because he had sloppy sex a while ago.
FC.UK THAT

Scrubs

This comparism thing don dey turn to joke ; whick kind rita dominic?
one day i go beat person here. 

What? who looks ordinary?
Im having a word with your optician as i type.

Rita is trying funky as 'beauty eau naturelle' didnt work

Ehhhh!! and all this while i thought it was me doing the chasing;
Jezebels!!!

LMAO

Wont get involved ; if you did and they got past that then where do you stand?
How awkward!!!!!!

Actually a friend once said he would tell his wife he was with me incase she called; we almost fought.
I am strictly a one-woman person and cheats make me literally sick.(why cant people settle with who they really,really fancy? ? ? ? ).
GUYS IF IT'S NOT WORKING OUT OR YOU'RE NOT THAT INTO HER THEN END IT RATHER THAN TURNING INTO A DOG.
i think a cheat is like a liar and a thief; they can do anything (if you think about it)

Ifeyinwa and chloe

Una still dey compare Omosexy with other people eh?
Una no dey hear?