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Celebrities › Re: Now Selling! Prime Estate' Plots Of Land(c Of O) by hackney(m): 9:25pm On Jun 18, 2009
OH OH YAHOO OH OH YAHOO OH OH YAHOO OH OH YAHOO OH OH YAHOO OH OH
MONDAY TUESDAY WENESDAY THURSDAY ; BOYS DEY HUSTLE
FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY GBO GBO AYE
CHAMPAYNE HENNESSY MOET FOR EVERYBODY O O O. . . . . .
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

i go die o
wink wink wink cool cool
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Getting Married! by hackney(m): 9:19pm On Jun 18, 2009
My woman marrying someone else?
Heeeeeeyyyy
This money wey i no get oooooooo!!!
hey!!!!
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked cry cry grin grin grin grin cool
(mixed emo)
Politics › Re: American Hawks Gala In Lagos by hackney(m): 6:13pm On Jun 17, 2009
Yes o !!! even so, CIA does not need to go underground here, they will just give somebody money and he will bring all the original files.

What will he be spying on the road? Our wonderful traffic?
Computers › Re: 100 Keyboard Shortcuts (windows) by hackney(m): 6:07pm On Jun 17, 2009
Nice one.
keep it up.
Computers › Re: Xp And Vista, Which One Is Better? by hackney(m): 5:51pm On Jun 17, 2009
I will say XP for its relative simplicity ; the layout and explore ease makes the XP better in my opinion.
Vista has no real value added both on stand-alone or network client scenarios.( Just a bunch of fancy icons and screen clock; pointless).

Vista is just a market share retention product for microsoft.
Family › Re: What Gender Would You Like Your First Born To Be, And Why? by hackney(m): 8:45pm On Jun 16, 2009
A girl ; i think they are usually better behaved and set a good precedence for the younger ones.
(hopefully she wont be a slag)
Science/Technology › Re: I.t. Technician Needed Immediately by hackney(m): 8:14pm On Jun 16, 2009
My brother you can deliver oo!!
(that phrase is priceless grin grin grin grin grin )
Romance › Re: Marriage Is A Beautiful Institution But Why The Break-ups ? by hackney(m): 4:37pm On Jun 16, 2009
Not Sure what to make of this thread.
What a question!!
U must be a kid
Car Talk › Re: Vw Passat Or Audi A4 by hackney(m): 1:50pm On Jun 15, 2009
My dear go for the A4; though the 2 models are similar in a number of ways, it seems that the A4 retains more value with time (in case you want to sell Later)

Also Audi is more reputable than Volks (technology innovation wise)
These days the difference between cars is not that much.
Events › Re: Ladies: Can You Sponsor Your Wedding? by hackney(m): 1:22pm On Jun 15, 2009
My girl pay for my wedding to her ? Before that happens can someone cut my head off pls?
and then another person grind my bleeping carcass in a giant blender and dump that slurry shit in the ocean.
If she sneakily contributes eh, that na trust issue o o!!

I'm of the impression that a girl shld sit back and relax a bit unless she's cooking or cleaning.

I've been out with girls who are 6billion times more paid but i'll never let them foot the bill on no outing meals.If i can't afford it, my dear i wait or don't go there at all.
Infact one oyibo girl found it strange that i wont let her pay for even a mars bar in the sweet shop on millions of occasions.

That's the only aspect of life i'm completely and unexplainably archaic.
It might be stupid but i just cant do it  and people find it weird but whatever.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: First Bank Is Calling O! by hackney(m): 9:25pm On Jun 13, 2009
The Lord is Good!!
All the Time!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks be to the Lord on your behalf my dear.
Romance › Re: What Will U Do If U Catch Ur Gf In Bed With Her Sister's Husband? by hackney(m): 3:41pm On Jun 13, 2009
It's over

What didi you expect
Romance › Re: Will You Marry Or Date Somebody From The Same Office. by hackney(m): 3:00pm On Jun 13, 2009
Yes , i can but it can get a bit complex.
Went out with this completely fit brummie blonde from my office;
Then she told all the girls i was a tripod  when i was weeks off;
was'nt complaining but didnt like her putting out my business like that.
Now they all look at my crotch when i walk pass; i find that invasive.

Girls will always 'giggle' it to their mates and it will get awkward but its so tempting esp when it gets boring in the work place in summer with all those thighs and boobs flashing about.
Politics › Re: El-rufai - My Support For Yar'adua A Mistake by hackney(m): 2:12pm On Jun 13, 2009
EL-Rufai can mess off.
So your so called mistake lasted the whole campaign and you didnt realise it was a mistake.
Thunder fire you there idiot.
Politics › Re: Andy Uba Loses At Supreme Court Again by hackney(m): 2:10pm On Jun 13, 2009
bleeping idiot that just wants to go and embezzle money.
Why else would someone persistently disrupt peace in such a manner.

Animals.
Culture › Re: Eke, Orie, Afor, Nkwo by hackney(m): 2:05pm On Jun 13, 2009
Eehhh ; ifyalways where are you from?
Eke-ukwu owere , afor umuaka
ohh , Nostalgia!!!!!!
I cant take this distance anymore!!

About the topic ; not sure what the market days signify sha
Politics › Re: Is Nigeria Really The Gaint Of Africa? by hackney(m): 1:42pm On Jun 13, 2009
Nigeria giant of where? don't be silly

We are just full of ourselves ; that's how the expression came about.
Better go and experience electricity in Ghana before you make empty boasts


Nigeria na Ye-ye fowl wey no fit lay egg
Christianity Etc › Re: Skeptics And Atheists In Nigeria: How Do You Manage? by hackney(m): 2:51pm On Jun 12, 2009
A fool has said in his heart: "there is no God"

Go to the mountain tops and take a good look , stare into the sky on a clear cloudless night and
you will see that there is GOD

The next time you see a simple butterfly, have another look, what a design!!!

Thank you Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nairaland General › Re: Why Are Men World Leaders? Are They More Intelligent Than Women? by hackney(m): 1:11pm On Jun 12, 2009
Errhm . . .  NO
You are just a distraction ; for men  Pretty women= sex thoughts at least in the 1st instance.(Note that this will not stop forever)
This goes for everyman including all those indecisive metrosexual half-wits you've been hanging out with
that has made you think you are now the stronger sex.

Just wear that your daring short skirt and go clinch that promo.
Are we rediscovering the human species all over again or what?
Im out.
pshwww.
Nairaland General › Re: Why Are Men World Leaders? Are They More Intelligent Than Women? by hackney(m): 12:25pm On Jun 12, 2009
Oya Garfield ,Do you know that most of you are employed based on the way you look?
Stay on which thread  mwshwww!!

I even think it's unfair for men and women to compete.
Nairaland General › Re: Why Are Men World Leaders? Are They More Intelligent Than Women? by hackney(m): 12:19pm On Jun 12, 2009
What? who? me?
mshwwww!!

cool cool
Nairaland General › Re: Why Are Men World Leaders? Are They More Intelligent Than Women? by hackney(m): 11:57am On Jun 12, 2009
Men have a slightly larger brain ; lets talk exact science.

It's just that God gave the woman so much sexual powers that a man will give it all up for them curves.
Other than that ; pssswhh
Nairaland General › Re: Why Are Men World Leaders? Are They More Intelligent Than Women? by hackney(m): 11:49am On Jun 12, 2009
Women will always talk alot;that's just genetic.
About world balance or whatever you call it , i think the women should start with inventing something.
Women are  simply welcome guest to the 'comforts' a man has built and by comfort i mean everything you set your eyes on from dawn till dusk.
Status is not earned by how much you can talk.
its a man's world ; just enjoy the ride ladies.

Someone mentioned earning more than men ; more than the men in your office or in your village,which one?.
You give birth but pampers is designed by men; do you know that your contribution to bra-making is to test if the first design sample is comfortable?.
You think Manolo is a woman?
Im stopping here pls , Ah
Politics › Re: How Do You Feel As A Nigerian After Reading This! by hackney(m): 11:39am On Jun 12, 2009
Why are we reacting like we dont know nigeria is a hellish dump?
Politics › Re: All Nigerians Are Corrupt, Is This A Government Problem Alone? by hackney(m): 11:34am On Jun 12, 2009
The solution is to appoint a large bunch of born-again chrisitians to rule.
i say christians because THEY WILL NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES KILL PEOPLE UNDER RELIGIOUS GUISES.

Nonsense!!!!
Politics › Re: Obama The Antichrist by hackney(m): 11:23am On Jun 12, 2009
Thunder fire the poster!!!!
That's how they are killing children in calabar accusing them of being witches when a bag of garri goes bad.
Some of these so called preachers went into church out of wickedness; they are there so they can say to others" im going to heaven and you are not"
better go and study and get a good job; God will judge you by the type of person you really are and not how long you preached.

Some preachers are actuall agents of Satan; spreading fear and keeping people in poverty.
Christianity in africa is one of the most dangerous tools used today to control congregations while pastors mess other peoples' wives

My advise to people is to read the bible and privately seek God's face and his grace.
Politics › Re: Question For The Oil Minister by hackney(m): 11:17am On Jun 12, 2009
I'll ask him why he hasnt fu.cked off.
Politics › Re: Enugu Launches Free Internet Service by hackney(m): 11:13am On Jun 12, 2009
I think they should get internet service before talking of "free" internet service.
Idiots.
That's how they prioritise rubbish.
Repair the roads and give water to people you bleeping idiot government !!
Politics › Re: Nigerians In Britain Should Tremble - Bnp Cometh Upon Thee by hackney(m): 10:34am On Jun 12, 2009
At least they cant deport some of us.
For  now I'd rather cope with BNP than be in that dump called NIGERIA.
They wont kidnap me,or cut my light and water,my car wont fall into a gully and nobody will shoot me for a few naira.

SO FU .CK OFF!!
Politics › Re: Power Generation Drops As Shell Shuts Afam Station by hackney(m): 10:32am On Jun 12, 2009
So shell na NEPA ; Hiaeeee !!!
Politics › Re: E Passport Application, Fraud? by hackney(m): 10:28am On Jun 12, 2009
Anything 'E' in that country will be riddled with fraud.
Here where there is serious e-security the koreans,chinese and eastern -europeans still hack the hell out of websites how much more a dump like Nigeria.
Nigerians are in asia learning how to hack as we speak.
Politics › Re: What Exactly Is Nigeria's Population? by hackney(m): 10:27am On Jun 12, 2009
The truth is that nobody knows.
let's put it at the official figures + or - 10m people.
This is because of the political influence of census figure outcomes.

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