₦airaland Forum

Any occupant of the white house is safe even if it a goat like george Bush

Very funny ;
we need to have drinking water before we yab England that has churches over 1000yrs old.
Remember that 60yrs ago your entire village was naked  so when the english were singing hymes your language was still trying to complete
Light never blink here for 100yrs oo!! yeye fowl wey no fit lay egg
Anyway Nigeria will remain a 3rd world country because:
1) its population has overtaken any possible income per capita based recovery (if you plunge all the jobs in the Uk into Nigeria over 60M people will still have no jobs)

2)  Too many languages and tribes ; no 1st world country has more than 2 languages(never mind immigrant communities) but we have about 250 ;This is an issue that has no solution especially to the extent that well known politicians aspiring to rule the hot mess called nigeria openly say they can do without certain tribes and then they quench in prison.

"Embezzlers' call obey!!""   

Na wa ooooo

That's a complete photoshop scam.
Nice spotting ifygurl

The edge of her bra (or top) will tell you.
The nipple also looks unreal (infact weird).
ITS PHOTOSHOP MAGIC.

Infact the poster should have photoshopped out that crusty hand holding onto her.
Gorilla hands; That's how you know that all these home video producers are just raw,market trading animals.
Repetitive rubbish.
LMAO

Well said Miss EZ.
In my opinion, his story though sad when you eventually understand it, is completely riddled
with loop holes and time ranges that dont add up at all.
The text is so poorly structured that it's appalling that he has acquired all these academic milestones
and still can't string a sentence together.

Above and beyond this, i wish him goodluck in all his positive pursuits.

P.S : Bossman , well spotted. The collapse of good written english  (terrible tenses) makes one wonder what has become of our youths' quality of education. it looks like for proficiency in English, one has to go back to the '60s education in Nigeria or go abroad.
What a shame.

Someone mentioned Nipost ; i thought they went on strike since '89.

@poster
I think DHL is the way forward for you.

As long as you dont wander.
You can carry on with your "reverse cowboy".
sweet

Julius Berger
Schlumberger

I no fit laff!!

ha ha ha!

Seun pls help them abeg.
That picture na from umuegbe community seconday school in uzuakoli?
i go die o!!

@ezego 1
There's a difference between archaic african mentality due to ignorance and God's words.
I personally think that homosexuality is un-natural and abhorrent.
The world is hurtling towards a state of 'there's nothing like normal' largely due to the Godless west setting most trends.
Inadequate upbringing is one big cause of homosexuality ; when a child is in his formative years and there is no structured guidiance,the kid can turn into anything (Homo ,pedo,serial  killer,cross-dressing motherfuc.ker etc)

I dont see it happening to me but if it does,
i'll be like ok
( it will be that simple, believe me!!)

I've been in a situation where an ex lied about her kid for years;
We were so into each other that if she wasnt there i felt quite depressed(she did too) but when i found out  she had kept such a big lie, i guess my heart rebooted and all of a sudden i felt nothing. . . .absolutely nothing.
I just walked off and that was it.
Why would she do that when she wanted to marry me? what a waste of time.
that's how i know that if anybody says they dont love me anymore, i may not even flinch.
I hate lies so much ; i think a liar can do anything because then they will just lie about it.

If she had told me upfront that she had 9000 kids that would have been different.

I personally wont mind a cute 'little' tattoo on my girl's lower back if she insists but if it was up to me,
i'd rather she didn't.

ok

That's ermm. . . . . .interesting

Spiked im not that kind of man o!! hia!

To be true to myself ; i think chinesedoll is all kinds of HOT!!!
mwuaah!!

But there's no way that hot piece of work is single ; Xmas no be everyday.

Pls can somebody support this thread with a sister-question: If a  girl has narrow waist,wide hips and full arse;is it a sign of sweetness?!!
(i go die oo!!!)

Why are they so irresistible and lustfully spell-binding?
sugar !!  Mwuaaahh!!!
i will survive this thread

Have a word with your man ;
Could be some random spiteful floozy that has nothing to do with your man;
you know: hanging out with pals , phones on the table and the guys standing over there chatting,beers in hand.
Some girl that fancies you and thinks your girl is big headed can do that.
That happens every second in kampala (uganda)

I will ask him who the next president will be.
Also being closer to the core of  Nigerian elite, i will ask him what chance nigeria really has with
moving forward.

I will also ask him if there are other politicians on NL guising as 'normal' people and trying to whip up
positive perspectives on issues.
(snakes).

Van is a good looking man and he is as good a male actor as those other  'frontin' boys in nollywood.
( dont get me started on the phonetics of no origin of all those naija former traders)

Whether genevieve is igbo or lives in kaura namodi is irrelevant to that.
Is it because he's ghana? abeg make una go rest

I've always known that girls with small upper lips are very spiteful and venomous

Can some nice lady (or even gent) write down how to make a mean fried rice and chicken abeg.

Ejadamen pls gi 'us a hand

I wont even flinch if IBB is not on the list.

All these " we are fighting corruption" is something i will never take serious.
It is so entrenched that the solution is personal decisions or a catastrophic natural disaster with >=98% fatality.

I was luving it

Then drop her at spaghetti junction abi
(Gun-ingham)

It generally starts with you behaving yourself
I no fit laugh

These days if you flash the cash,they will just be seeing only cash.
Still later sha, you go now gently introduce her voluptous arse to the leather seats in the benzino ;
Then if she's wearing shorts let her rest her miraculous pins on the formica dash (smudge-free german machine!!).
Ewele!!!

Make sure you marry her ooo!!

Miss all my siblings and my dad.
I Kind of miss home.
The fact that i would have been married by now if i was in Naija kills me.

Now all i have is a girlfriend (E.africa)who knows i wont marry her.
The worst part is that she's all kinds of hot.

So far haven't met a good Naija girl here;being busy and all.
(Nothing pass home girl)

Hey Guys , leave the oba alone.
After all,we are the dark continent!!

LMAO