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Politics › Re: See What Happened When NEPA Wanted To Disconnect Electricity From A House. Video by hahn(m): 2:37pm On May 19, 2017
kevoh:
Over there in Ogun state? You run an online business na! You suppose spend more than that sef tongue tongue ..I bought fuel N1500 it's over 8 days now, I am yet to exhaust it. It's not like the light does not go off but it is there in times when you need it, so you don't have to put on the gen.
Nepa supplement with power but it is not up to 6 hours during the day

Most times they leave power overnight but then I'll be sleeping

Lappy has like one hour battery life

Still this country is not encouraging
Politics › Re: See What Happened When NEPA Wanted To Disconnect Electricity From A House. Video by hahn(m): 2:21pm On May 19, 2017
kevoh:
Saburi residential district... 12 k every week on fuel? Na wa oo...is ur abode a business abode?
I spend N1,000 daily on fuel minus oil and servicing
Crime › Re: Inside Honduras Prison With AC, Freezer, 52' Inchtv, PS3, And Sex Room(photos) by hahn(m): 1:15pm On May 19, 2017
Deejay1000:
Cat fish pepper soup#2,700 and 1Bag of Cement is#2,700. *And Your Girlfriend always Prefer to eat cat fish pepper soup Everyday.**My brother * *Kneel down where ever you are* *letz pray.**Stretch Forth your hands* *To the direction of your Girlfriend And shout.**My father.. my father, Any girl that is eating my mansion in d form of catfish pepper soup * .*CATCH FIRE
Where do you buy your own catfish peppersoup for N2700? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Constructive Things Atheists Should Be Doing With Their Lives by hahn(m): 1:06pm On May 19, 2017
Born2freak, you are yet to join the group

Practice what you preach
Christianity Etc › Re: I Really Pity Christians by hahn(m): 12:02pm On May 19, 2017
Amberon:
i dont remember mentioning that.
You said "the creator"

According to Greek myth, Zeus is the creator
Arabs say Allah is the creator
Some say Brahman, Vishnu are the creators

Which of the creators are you referring to or don't you know we have up to 4200 gods? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: When Your Faith Is Not Strong Enough! by hahn(m): 10:14am On May 19, 2017
Born2Freak:
Yesterday, I was in a bus on oshodi express. I was jejely enjoying my bus ride speeding down on the expressway until a guy stood up and started preaching.

One could almost feel the annoyance from everybody as soon as the guy started preaching. The guy was unstoppable and he continued preaching about having faith in the lord or some other nonsense like that.

Then all of a sudden, the bus started making funny noises and the bus began to swerve. Everybody in the bus was scared and we were shouting at the driver to drive well. We almost hit another bus but fortunately we avoided it and stopped on the side of the road.

The foolish bus preacher was no where to be found. The guy had already jumped out of the window as soon as the bus stopped, and in the process of jumping out of the window, he stepped on a woman. This is a guy that was talking about strong faith in the lord- he didnt stop and pray, he ran like a coward. Come and see the abuse that he got from other passengeers.

What even sweetened the whole issue was that he wanted to enter the bus and collect his change. The passengers shouted him down. We all came down and the bus driver drove slowly to a nearby mechanic.



cc hahn, hopefullandlord, felixomor, akintom
Just like my aunty that year

She is a self acclaimed born again

We were in Warri, around okere market, and we were supposed to cross the road. Now, as a Lagos boy used to express ways I crossed asap. It was not even as if there were many cars on the road.

My born again aunt on the other hand took longer to cross and she was visibly scared. When she eventually crossed over, I asked her, "why did you seem so scared to cross? Afterall if you die you go straight to heaven" cheesy grin

These Christians preach about heaven being so wonderful but do not look like they are ready to visit there themselves

One thing I can guarantee is that there are way more Christians taking risks to get to Italy/Europe via the desert than there are those who are trying to get into heaven by any means

Is Italy/Europe better than heaven?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Nigerian Atheists Afraid Of The Humanist Label? by hahn(m): 10:08am On May 19, 2017
onyenze123:
Humanism has no religious bearing. A christian can also be a Humanist.
Exactly. Even a muslim or any other theist for that matter

I do not believe in any god so I am an atheist. Who cares? undecided

I am a humanist too

But the problem is many theist do not think it is possible to be humanist and an atheist even though 99% of the perpetrators of the crimes on FP are theists

Go figure undecided
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Condemns Coup In Cote D’ivoire Amid Similar Fears In Nigeria by hahn(m): 10:50pm On May 18, 2017
Habeyy:
he's from Turkey...I learnt it happened lyk that in Turkey
The guy no serious rara
Christianity Etc › Re: How You Know Your Pastor Just Scammed You. by hahn(m): 10:33pm On May 18, 2017
catfishbilly, hardmirror where una dey
Romance › Re: Japanese Princess Gives Up Her Royal Status To Marry A 'Beach' Worker(Photos) by hahn(m): 10:14pm On May 18, 2017
gemale:
I wish i was reading from a book. I realized all these after i lost the person closest to me in this world. Nobody say me down and told me all these. The dimensions i wrong was given to me by the people who dug that person's grave. Seeing that person's body lying in the mortuary made me think long & hard. As that moment, i would have given anything if i had it, power, money, even a couple of years from my life; anything to bring that person back to life. Before that time, i hadn't cried in years but that day, my tears flowed without restraint. I realized that this life is ephemeral. Everything i thought mattered before then faded into obscurity and i saw myself as i really was- a soul contained in a temporary bag of bones, flesh & blood. A lot of humans see death as something distant, happening to others but never envisaging that at any moment, it could befall us or ours until it does happen. Others know that death is inevitable but try to make life full of illusions & distractions to make them try to forget that death lies just around the corner. Do you think that if by chance any wealthy/noble/powerful person was assured that all he/she had to do to avoid death was to consort & familiarize with people he viewed as 'inferior/not in his class', do you think that person would still choose not to 'bring himself that low'? Of a truth, death is the leveler of all men. In 1 of the cemeteries i went to check for where to bury this loved one of mine, i read the inscription on one of the headstone there. The person buried there was the daughter of the governor-general of Lagos colony back in the 1890s. Yet, that person was still buried on the same grounds with people she probably wouldn't have cast a second look at in her lifetime. Death knows no creed, race, face, position or station. In the grim reaper's eyes, all men are equal & he swings his scythe at anyone he chooses without regard.
Death is natural

It has nothing to do with equality. It is like saying because you poop you are equal with Buhari undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: How You Know Your Pastor Just Scammed You. by hahn(m): 10:09pm On May 18, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:
Otondo tongue tongue its called booking space grin grin
I dey use style advice you olodo cheesy grin
Christianity Etc › Re: How You Know Your Pastor Just Scammed You. by hahn(m): 10:05pm On May 18, 2017
Romeo3:
He invites you for a Good Friday Miracles and healing night, and a blind Cobhams Asuquo is guest artiste.

fast forward to may 2017, Cobhams is still BLIND.... lipsrsealed

He couldnt heal Cobhams?
Bro

Christianity Etc › Re: How You Know Your Pastor Just Scammed You. by hahn(m): 10:02pm On May 18, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:
,
It is better to keep quiet and be assumed to be stupid than open your mouth and prove you are

I like this. Keep it up smiley

Christianity Etc › Re: How You Know Your Pastor Just Scammed You. by hahn(m): 9:52pm On May 18, 2017
jonbellion:
Hopefullandlord, Hahn, adapter26,Born2freak,lepasharon
What's your assessment on this

Christianity Etc › Re: I Really Pity Christians by hahn(m): 9:51pm On May 18, 2017
Amberon:
The creator.
You mean Zeus?
NYSC › Re: Twitter User Gets Posted To Borno State After Paying 30K To Influence His NYSC by hahn(m): 4:06pm On May 18, 2017
Siga:
This guy went on Twitter to out himself say hin bribe...
The guy's stupidity is epic

Funny enough, if he had gotten posted to a state like Lagos he would have given a "testimony" in church
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Brutal Reality Of Foot Binding Among Women In Ancient China(Photos) by hahn(m): 3:57pm On May 18, 2017
lm
Christianity Etc › Re: I Really Pity Christians by hahn(m): 3:31pm On May 18, 2017
Amberon:
On the contrary, we pity you for wanting God to be inexistent.
Which god are you referring to?
Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Constructive Things Atheists Should Be Doing With Their Lives by hahn(m): 2:07pm On May 18, 2017
[quote author=proudafrogal post=56642595][/quote]I am a psycho and a weird individual myself tongue
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Condemns Coup In Cote D’ivoire Amid Similar Fears In Nigeria by hahn(m): 1:57pm On May 18, 2017
Oblitz:
Ghen ghen! Nigerian Army Should Not Try Shit O! Or We'll Chase Them Away With Sticks And Stones
We have not been able to do anything when they flog us on the streets and ask us to roll in dirty gutters. Is it when they are armed for a coup we will now fight?

I doubt you live in Nigeria
Phones › Re: What Wrong With Glo Network For The Past 3 Days??? by hahn(m): 1:53pm On May 18, 2017
Seun:
Then it's shocking that their network remains slow. They also block some Nairaland pages for no reason. We need to do something about that.
True. I noticed this
Christianity Etc › Re: I Really Pity Christians by hahn(m): 1:44pm On May 18, 2017
whitebeard:
bítch that's gay grin boondocks - Riley have u watched it before
Whitebeard, you are making less sense with every comment you make smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Constructive Things Atheists Should Be Doing With Their Lives by hahn(m): 1:43pm On May 18, 2017
malvisguy212:
focus on the truth and do not focus on my English, my English may be poor but I know what I am saying . it pain me to say this, maby I did not finish my education, but I can sponsor you In school till life. thank you.
Then why can't you sponsor yourself or do you see the ability to write proper sentences as unimportant? cheesy grin

I need funds sha. If you can give me N1,000,000 I will agree that you are my boss for life and will keep my mouth shut whenever you speak

I will create one "good morning Mr Malvis" thread for you every day till Seun decides to close down nairaland grin
Christianity Etc › Re: I Really Pity Christians by hahn(m): 12:33pm On May 18, 2017
whitebeard:
oya answer me do u love someone
Yes I do. I love everyone actually. Including you smiley
Education › Re: Ogun SS2 Student Finds Purse Filled With Cash On Her Way Home by hahn(m): 12:31pm On May 18, 2017
thesicilian:
She has done well. I commend her also.
But what is more surprising to me is that virtue has become so rare, it's now a shock to many people.
There has never been a time in history when virtue was common
Christianity Etc › Re: I Really Pity Christians by hahn(m): 12:21pm On May 18, 2017
whitebeard:
Op if u love someone or u are having a crush on someone that means something is wrong with u upstairs...!!
undecided

I pity Christians because they are living their lives like puppets on a string
Pets › Re: Vicious Dog Mauls Owner To Death As Helpless Police Forced To Watch In Horror by hahn(m): 10:56am On May 18, 2017
Seun:
The day before the attack, the victim said he was planning to give the dog to a shelter, but it killed him before he could carry out the plan. Sad.
That is why I am #teamdogmeatpeppersoup

If I need protection I will get a gun undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Jeremiah healed Known Mad Man On Live TV. by hahn(m): 10:27am On May 18, 2017
CatfishBilly:
Lol. If you say so. Important lesson learnt today, when discussing medicine and you find out that the other party is not on the same educational qualification as you, just stop, cos everything you'll say will sound foreign to them.
I learnt it the hard way though.
Lol. I was just kidding

Don't forget the other important lesson. Do not expect a theist to argue objectively because all they are interested in is winning the argument to prove to themselves that they are not actually dumb for believing in such nonsense and that their imaginary friend is real
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Jeremiah healed Known Mad Man On Live TV. by hahn(m): 9:50am On May 18, 2017
CatfishBilly:
That awesome moment when a paramedic tells a doctor that he lacks Medical knowledge. grin grin grin. The fuckkking nerve, man. Akintom, you said it, shouldn't have indulged her.
Wow. It's okay though, I won't descend to your level and start measuring dickks, the fact you discard a medical journal says a lot. I'm up there and you are below me, you bring patients for me to treat.
So, let's just leave it there.
Wait o @ emboldened. Do you mean to say she has a dick? undecided huh
Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Constructive Things Atheists Should Be Doing With Their Lives by hahn(m): 9:47am On May 18, 2017
Born2Freak:
this is good to know.

Please don't forget to try to be a bit anonymous (seeing that you are active on facebook with your business). I have learnt the hard way that some nigerians are ready to pull others down
I am also openly atheistic on Facebook. Who cares? Even before I turned atheist fully, who dem epp? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Constructive Things Atheists Should Be Doing With Their Lives by hahn(m): 9:46am On May 18, 2017
malvisguy212:
lies, in my place, many people are. converting to Christianity, many atheists I know including Muslims. just day before yesterday, an evil spirit attack my friend, around 12am, he want out to pee, and he just fall on the ground, the evil spirit make it looks like a simple fall, but he was injure ,very bad injury, they take him to the hospital ( 44 hospital, Nigeria army) normally, hospital and barrack are using the same electricity light, but that night, only the hospital light off, the soldiers on guide on the generator, ( a brand new generator they bought from Germany) but the generator refuse to on, with fervant prayer the generator on, but still the light is
blinking , the roof they just renorvet remove. by his grace we defect the demon. this manifestation of the power of God, many atheists and Muslims give their life to Christ.

you atheists are living spirituality with the SAME dimension with demons, this demons don't want you to believe they exist, they want you to stay in the dark world. I tell you the truth, God exist and Jesus has made Him know to us. I know, many atheists will not believe me, I am telling you the truth, I am a Christian , lying is a sin.
This should be the perfect challenge Malvis. Can you fast and pray for a month and come back here and let us see if you will be able to compose a simple sentence without copy and paste and become better at punctuating your sentences?

This is your opportunity to prove us wrong and show the world that prayers work cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Constructive Things Atheists Should Be Doing With Their Lives by hahn(m): 9:42am On May 18, 2017
Born2Freak:
Seriously dropping. i just found out that wednesdays in DELSU (a state university) is a day for praise and worship. Lectures end by 12 or so on that day. A state owned university
And still cultists, runs girls, lecturers who collect bribe etc will all attend the service

After the service nothing will change. They will still drink pure water and throw it on the floor, will still accept bribes, will still cheat in exams and many still won't be able to compose simple sentences
undecided

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