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25 years just like that

In a country where they enjoy pooping on women

grandstar:
My brother, before Buhari enter, it was $1,000 a day limit. Imagine going to the bank now to apply for BTA? All you needed then was your Naira card to spend overseas. This man has wrecked or finished the economy. It's unwise to rely on man (Read Psalms 146:3-4)

And after that he went and blocked the borders.

Why people voted for him the second time really baffles me

teeytimi:
Buhari intentionally create artificial scarcity just to enrich his aboki brothers who easily get dollar at 410 and In turn sell it at 570 all at the expense of other Nigerians.
Smh

Exactly!

The $100/month limit on debit cards is simply ridiculous and a clear plot to create artificial scarcity of the dollar.

Cbn should increase the limit to $1,000/month for savings account and see how the rate of dollars will drop overnight.

These guys are just thieves I swear

lied:
You are a good man

No levels

dfrost:
Yeah, I know. Just that of late he has been posting big money up and down.

Explorers dey hustle back to back with vigor

Check very well....

After Jesus turned water to wine an Igbo man started that business

Illusioneffect:
Don't mind him, is not only about being funny but you just have to be strategic with the use of words and unfortunately Nigerian comedians aren't doing anything like that. Nigerian stand up comedians just bring the same crap everyday. They are always trying to copy. Didn't the guy see interview of Davido with Trevor Noah, the guy they try form accent

I did not even bother to try to reply his follow up comment. In this Buhari era man cannot waste mb

Ezemust:
now this is another issue.i am a respected person around here.the security guys are hausas and i understand hausa quite well.we are close.they feel bad detaining me but they are doing their work i understand...they let me in with my phone.

So what's the update?

Kaycee7:
Nigerian stand-up comedians are Nigerian stand-up comedians. They don't need to learn anything about how it's done. They're already killing it on stage with their style and flair.

Or do you think Wizkid and Davido need to learn how it's done from Chris Brown and Ed Sheeran?

Oh please. Nigerian comedians and musicians steal foreign styles.

Wizkid and Davido with all their forced British and American accents and hustling to get foreign artists on their tracks.

And that's why whenever Nigerians get visas to go to the US or nominations for the Grammys it always signifies the height of their career and achievement.

Let's not delude ourselves please

Jestin:
How can i sell Nigeria secret to Russia? I need my own share of Nigeria

Nigeria get secret?

This is the kind of bribe I need in my life right now

You people are talking about your mothers but this thread has my wife's name written all over it

Klass99:
I just want to hear drama nah. So, you believe there'll be no more issues with this his move?

E be like sey you never jam anyhow neighbours wey get anyhow character.

She will forget that she was using the guy's cooking gas without him complaining but the moment he does this, she go begin carry face and her attitude towards him will change - I can bet you that's what will happen.

If she get mumu husband, that one too will join her, in her foolishness to start beefing OP on top of his own cooking gas.

That couple already sounds very entitled, selfish and annoying as f...ck, like that your ex babe wey no wan pay back loan. I mean what stopped them from buying their own cooking gas when they work? And it's not like 5kg gas is 10 or 20k.

Gbam.

That is what will happen.

Give people a finger and they'll want the whole arm

aytech360:
There is this my neighbor wife that is annoying me.

The story

I have a 3kg cooking gas cylinder that I used to fill regularly when I finished it up while cooking and they have their own too 5kg.

When their own finishes they will be using my own for a day or two before they refill their own with my permission when they asked for it which I consider a normal stuff and I don’t have problem with it since the money to refill is not my problem.

But for two months now when the gas price went up I have been noticing some stupid shit coming from the wife where she will rush to my own gas to cook and she didn’t even ask for permission again and she consider it normal since I don’t use to talk.

They don’t even fill their gas anymore and I am the one filling my own gas to cook for the whole house the thing I normally used for a 3-4 weeks now I must fill every Saturday amount to 1800# and I am tired of this shit and I don’t want to hurt them by insulting the woman because they consider me the good guy.

I will have to wait to cook on my own gas for them to finish silly.

So I just refill the 3kg for 1950# in my area and before I even cook anything they’ve started using it and it annoyed me and I released the gas to the air to empty cylinder when she gone out to her work.

As usual she has bought what she wanted to cook in the night and went straight to the gas to cook and she noticed it has empty and there is no option again. So I have decided not to fill the gas again for like a month because things are hard and the price for the gas kept going up.

Am I wicked

Omo, everywhere hard o. I cannot blame you at all.

Your mistake was tolerating it from the get go as it is usually hard to stop such a thing once you start and when you finally decide to stand for yourself people will say you are a bad person.

Just remember, "if people dey talk say that guy is a good man just know say him na mugu"

He should be allowed to jump again from the top of the roof and aim for the concrete directly instead.

Ezemust:
now this is another issue.i am a respected person around here.the security guys are hausas and i understand hausa quite well.we are close.they feel bad detaining me but they are doing their work i understand...they let me in with my phone.

Okay.

When you get out of this make sure you don't repeat such a thing again

Styluss:
that's his real account bro... Hes a member since 2013... Crucify him all you want.. But pls be compassionate cos he showed remorse

Now imagine you caught a thief, in Nigeria, and for some reason you still allow him to put on his phone, put on his internet and create a thread on nairaland and while you are at it he will be replying to comments on the thread.

In Nigerian o

Ezemust:
I went to the estate that i am working with this evening and decided to move two pkts of wall tiles and got caught.the security men just drop me in the estate cell for the police to come and take me 2maro....yes i am in truoble,my first big disgrace in life.2maro i gonna be one hell of a big day 4 me...please abuse me but still pray 4 me.

And you are able to create a thread on nairaland?

chariisGRACE:
I never knew Oritse Femi knew about McCall when he said Double wahala for dedi body

Fela was the first person to sing "double wahala for dead body"

Helper1991:
He said, I sent my word, my word healed them and delivered them from destruction...... By His stripes we are healed. He said I will heal you and make you whole again.



He said, David camp grew stronger and stronger while that of his enemies grew weaker and weaker.



Jesus is the way to eternal life. He said he that eats of my flesh and drink of my blood in him shall be eternal life and in the last day He will raise him up.

So you want the op to feed Jesus to the dog?

Puff and pass bro

Lion peppersoup wasted just like that!

[quote author=KimberlyWest post=106480959]The story is obviously made up.


Wahala for who wan trend for front page.

Btw, some infections are not sexually transmitted.

The background in that lady's photo doesn't seem like the supposed husband can afford a 3 bedroom apartment. 3 bedroom apartment is not 5 naira. Hope he knows he's going to be renewing the rent every year.[/quote]Obviously

signature2012:
What’s the purpose of posting the suppose lady picture here?
You already took her to a hospital and she was diagnosed of having an infection.Isn’t next thing to do is to start treatment?

I am still trying to understand why you opened this thread.To get sympathy or Medical advice?

Looks like blackmail

eclint:
All thanks to Taliban
No be to enter Afgan and from there to Cad?

Omo you are on your own ooo

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So basically they are helping people from Afghanistan enter into the country?

Scottz:
WhatsApp is down oooo

I think say na only me notice. Facebook as well

jesusjnr2020:
He must have told you they were His true worshippers, and you believed Him, so you're no longer an atheist, right?

So it only saves true worshippers?

How do YOU know the people electrocuted are not it's true followers?

Oloniyan:
That's not necessary bro

Me sef get story o.

Maybe I will post my own make people help me yab the babe

I'm married now with a kid and she is still single

jesusjnr2020:
Really sad!

That's why one has to be prepared for eternity regardless of where one was, including inside a church building, because anything could happen anywhere, anytime, anyhow.

Lord have mercy!

As usual your god has failed its worshippers

Oloniyan:
I won't. I am Happily married with kid and she's engaged with someone now, so i want the sleeping dog to lie in peace.

Oya post the story make we yab your ex

TenQ:
And some people argue that God is wicked for creating hell (a prison of judgement) for such wickedness of taking a man's eyes

Hahn, Kobojunkie, LordReed

The real question is on what moral ground does a god who sat back and watched the man's eyes plugged out have to punish anyone at all?

What exactly is the use of this god if it cannot save from people from going through pain on earth?