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Celebrities › Re: Harrysong 2 Adopt An Orphan After Donating Goods 2 Orphanage Home In Delta(pics by hahn(m): 9:05pm On Jul 30, 2016
4kings:
Ouch.

Let me not derail this thread any further. adios
Yeah. Whatever undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: "You Are A Gorilla If You Keep Beards" - Pastor E. A. Adeboye by hahn(m): 8:44pm On Jul 30, 2016
With everything going on in the world, is that the best he can come up with?

A brain dead "daddy" with equally brain dead "children"

undecided
Celebrities › Re: Harrysong 2 Adopt An Orphan After Donating Goods 2 Orphanage Home In Delta(pics by hahn(m): 8:38pm On Jul 30, 2016
4kings:
They believe in their God.
If u don't believe in god u shouldn't have bothered commenting.
Really? undecided

It just like speaking to the wind, it does not make sense, except u have a personal problem with god.
But it makes sense to thank an imaginary being that ignored it's supposed responsibilities for the act of a man that chose to take up the challenge?

Your comment is full of dumb assumptions and lacks any sense fam.

Think before you type undecided
Celebrities › Re: Harrysong 2 Adopt An Orphan After Donating Goods 2 Orphanage Home In Delta(pics by hahn(m): 8:31pm On Jul 30, 2016
4kings:
They believe in their God.
If u don't believe in god u shouldn't have bothered commenting. It just like speaking to the wind, it does not make sense, except u have a personal problem with god.
So, they have a the right to voice out their belief and I do not have a right to voice out my disbelief?

Do you know the meaning of rights?

undecided
Celebrities › Re: Harrysong 2 Adopt An Orphan After Donating Goods 2 Orphanage Home In Delta(pics by hahn(m): 8:08pm On Jul 30, 2016
4kings:
Mentioning God wasn't necessary. Or are u anti-theist?
Did you tell that to them?

stephenduru:
God bless him
HungerBAD:
God Bless you.
undecided
Celebrities › Re: Harrysong 2 Adopt An Orphan After Donating Goods 2 Orphanage Home In Delta(pics by hahn(m): 7:59pm On Jul 30, 2016
HungerBAD:
God Bless you.
Very nice

Man is obviously more compassionate than God

What was God doing all this time while the orphans were hungry?

undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Question Of The Day by hahn(m): 7:44pm On Jul 30, 2016
allanphash7:
Hahn wetin happen now



Lol
I dey vex grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Fails To Resurrect After Telling People To Bury Him Alive by hahn(op): 7:41pm On Jul 30, 2016
winner01:
Shouldnt you start telling christians to ascend into the heavens like Jesus did? undecided
You shot yourself in the foot with your meme.

Besides, anyone who can eat "bread" and think he is eating someone else's flesh and drink zobo, "wine", and believes he is drinking someone else's blood might as well try it undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Fails To Resurrect After Telling People To Bury Him Alive by hahn(op): 2:02pm On Jul 30, 2016
winner01:
Jesus did not ask his followers to die and ressurect na. undecided
To be LIKE HIM

Jesus died and resurrected, didn't he?

You are confused

Obviously

undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Question Of The Day by hahn(m): 1:58pm On Jul 30, 2016
The real robber is the op grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Fails To Resurrect After Telling People To Bury Him Alive by hahn(op): 12:56pm On Jul 30, 2016
4kings:
This is as a result of hearing voices and refusing to go and see a psychologist.
joseff14:
the guy wan copy jesus. he was ignorant of the fact that jesus cannot save himself from death not to talk of another man. what a pity!!!
otemanuduno, come and see something.
It was God's will

God spoke to him to kill himself so he can prove to the world how great it is

These are things of the spirit

You won't understand

Jehovah is great

smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Fails To Resurrect After Telling People To Bury Him Alive by hahn(op): 12:54pm On Jul 30, 2016
soberdrunk:
I LIKE TO IMAGINE THAT WHEN ANGELS IN HEAVEN ARE WATCHING HUMANS ON THEIR HEAVENLY CHANNELS"(like a television) AND THEY TUNE TO THE AFRICAN CHANNEL, DEM GO BEGIN LAUGH COS NA DER ALL THE FUNNIEST AND STUPIDIEST" THINGS YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE DEY HAPPEN. Angel Gabriel be like "MIKEY TUNE TO AFRICAN REALITY LETS HAVE A GOOD LAUGH"......
cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

I swear you get am!
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Five Civilian-JTF Members In Benue (GRAPHIC PHOTOS) by hahn(m): 12:42pm On Jul 30, 2016
The same Benue citizens that bravely burnt up a thief some days ago?

No, it can't be them undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Fails To Resurrect After Telling People To Bury Him Alive by hahn(op): 12:25pm On Jul 30, 2016
henryvirus:
That shouldn't be the question. It should be "what weed did he smoke before he authorized his own live funeral" He came to eradicate evil spirits........ And got eradicated himselfhuh
Maybe God commanded him to do that just like he commanded Abraham to sacrifice Isaac smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Fails To Resurrect After Telling People To Bury Him Alive by hahn(op): 12:16pm On Jul 30, 2016
mhisbliss:
cool
Who do you think is to blame? The pastor or God?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Fails To Resurrect After Telling People To Bury Him Alive by hahn(op): 12:11pm On Jul 30, 2016
Hilarious grin
Christianity Etc › Pastor Fails To Resurrect After Telling People To Bury Him Alive by hahn(op): 12:11pm On Jul 30, 2016
https://cdn.guardian.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Self-professed-Prophet-Shamiso-Kanyama.jpg

Five members of the same family were charged with the murder of a prophet who had been called to their their home in the village of Mazonde, Zimbabwe to help them cleanse their house of evil spirits.

According to local newspaper, Zed 24 News, the accused family identified as Leanmore Mutero, Tonderai Muswere, Michael Muchengeti, Manasa Mutero and Nicholas Mutero, appeared at the High Court in Harare facing a murder charge for participating in the death of self-professed Prophet Shamiso Kanyama, who accidentally died during a healing ceremony.

Pastor Kanyama had reportedly asked his followers to bury him alive so that he could summon more cleansing powers to heal the family that had been plagued by mysterious deaths.

Zed 24 News reports that High Court Justice Owen Tagu heard how on that day, the late pastor had been invited to attend the home in the Muzarabani district, which is situated along the Mozambique-Zimbabwe border, by their priest, Zvidzai Muchengeti.

The five men had requested the priest to help them clean their home of evil spirits, because it was causing mysterious deaths in their family.

Responding to their request to perform a healing ceremony, Kanyama had ordered his followers to dig a grave and bury him alive because that was the way he summoned more healing powers to ward off evil spirits. However, the plan backfired on the prophet when instead of being resurrected as he supposed, the men dug up the grave again to find him dead.

Kanyama helped to dig his own grave before praying and jumping inside, Father Zvidzai, who has turned State witness, told the High Court. He continued that after laying face down in the grave, he ordered his followers to start covering him with soil.

“He pegged a grave-shaped pit in front of my hut and asked for help to dig the pit,” Zvidzai continued. “Deceased requested to be buried alive so that he would gain power to drive away the evil forces.”

Fearing for the life of the prophet as the men were in the process of filling the grave, he requested the men to stop what they were doing, Joseph Taderera told Justice Tagu.

However, they ignored his pleas when Kanyama urged them to continue the process of burying him alive, stating that he would rise from the grave unharmed.

“I warned the men about the danger of their actions, but my advice fell on deaf ears because Kanyama shouted, telling me that I am disturbing his angels, and urged them to continue filling the grave, saying that he would later come out alive,” Taderera said.
Source: http://guardian.ng/news/pastor-fails-to-resurrect-after-telling-people-to-bury-him-alive/
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists 'Go Ballistic' When Children Visit Ark Encounter. by hahn(m): 10:09pm On Jul 29, 2016
And it is proof that Christians are crazy and can believe ANYTHING

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists 'Go Ballistic' When Children Visit Ark Encounter. by hahn(m): 10:00pm On Jul 29, 2016
ichommy:
What do you have to say?
PastorAIO Hahn OgundeleT cold hardmirror
The ark is proof that Noah lived and was able to build an ark the size of the one in the picture at the age of 500+ years

The primary account of Noah in the Bible is in the Book of Genesis. Noah was the tenth of the pre-flood (antediluvian) Patriarchs. His father was Lamech and his mother is unknown. When Noah was five hundred years old, he begat Shem, Ham and Japheth (Genesis 5:32).
It is proof that representatives, male and female each, of all species of land animals came from all parts of the world to a small village in Israel to board an ark that was about to destroy the world

It is proof that all species of land animals could live in it for 40 days without eating each other

It is proof that Jehovah killed millions of women and children who existed at the time to get rid of sin

It is proof that the destruction earth by Jehovah was a failed project because sin still exists.

It is proof that Jehovah is confused because he went on to kill all the women and children, again, in Sodom and Gomorrah because of homosexuality, his creation, and sin STILL exists

Jehovah is great

smiley
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actor, Francis Duru Glows In New Photos by hahn(m): 10:13am On Jul 29, 2016
lilmax:
Francis duru, the male version of Chioma chukwuka..... No matter the make up given they still stuck in 1988 grin
GBAM! grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Theory Of Evolution Debunked! Evolutionists Pls View Intelligently. by hahn(m): 9:20pm On Jul 28, 2016
Teempakguy:
i don't know the op.

Wait, is he one of those conspiracy theorists-dawdy kind of person?
Oh, that would have been better undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Theory Of Evolution Debunked! Evolutionists Pls View Intelligently. by hahn(m): 9:07pm On Jul 28, 2016
Teempakguy:
This is actually fascinating. The op helped himself when he said he wasn't going to argue for creationism. That allowed me to keep an open mind.

And then he made a nice summary of his points. Plus one.

I think I'll participate. When I'm on a bigger screen, I'll give my reply.

This can actually turn out to be quite interesting.
Ifa hear? With THAT op? undecided
Business › Re: Nigerians Must Begin To Overcome The Fear Of Becoming An Entrepreneur Now!!! by hahn(m): 7:31pm On Jul 28, 2016
importexpert:
dangote, dantata, otedola, all our indigenous banks and other successful businesses are all aware of such pitfalls. their difference with you is that they saw it as a challenge they must tackle and defeat and you see it as an obstacle that will not allow you to do anything.
Not everyone can be an entrepreneur.

The underlying factor that differentiates entrepreneurs from the average Joe is the ability to see problems as opportunities.

Wherever there is a problem lies the need for a solution. Whoever can come up with solution and attaches a price for the solution ultimately benefits from the problem.

The irony is that those who complain about the problem are the ones who eventually pay for the solution.

smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Nairaland Christians, How Many Sinners Have You Killed? by hahn(op): 9:51am On Jul 28, 2016
honourhim:
Ignorance is your problem.
have you not read in the new testament where Jesus stopped people from stoning a woman who committed adultery?
Show me any place in the new testament where these killings you listed happened pls or you hide your face in SHAME.
So, you mean to say Jesus get mouth pass Jehovah? Interesting

We are here to learn smiley
Science/Technology › Re: Top 5 Demons You Dont Want To Get Possessed By by hahn(m): 8:55pm On Jul 27, 2016
The top demons in Nigeria are Jesus, Jehovah and Allah.

We need to pray to Oduduwa to banish these fake gods from our nation.

Until then, we will continue to be a fourth world country

tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Nairaland Christians, How Many Sinners Have You Killed? by hahn(op): 10:12am On Jul 27, 2016
felixomor:
We can see the one u were made in his image.

Spaghetti stuff will always flow from the mouth of a spaghetti brain.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

No wonder wink
Just an observation. No vex.
undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Nairaland Christians, How Many Sinners Have You Killed? by hahn(op): 8:05am On Jul 27, 2016
Anas09:
Yes, I will answer all your questions if you admits that there's God. Let's start there.
Ok. There is God. But it is not YOUR god. Jehovah and Allah are both fake. The real God is the flying spaghetti monster.

Now, answer my question smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Nairaland Christians, How Many Sinners Have You Killed? by hahn(op): 9:53am On Jul 26, 2016
Anas09:
Hahahahahahahaha. Hahn. God doesn't exist nah. Why shd we have this discussion? Or, you should start by admitting the existence of God, maybe I can pay you a little heed. Until then... lipsrsealed
And you answered the question? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Most Nigerians Believe Every Problem Is Spiritual? by hahn(m): 4:51pm On Jul 25, 2016
Booking space patiently grin
Christianity Etc › Re: UNBELIEVABLE! DISGRACEFUL! Nairaland Atheists see nothing wrong with Bestiality by hahn(m): 4:39pm On Jul 25, 2016
hopefulLandlord:
Checkmate grin
grin

He walked right into it tongue
Phones › Re: I Ran Mad The Day I Lost My First Phone by hahn(m): 4:14pm On Jul 25, 2016
I was like, “Did I tell you people I have a problem with my problems? He should bring back my phone and my problems!”
Lol. I tire oooo

I prayed for a miracle.
Ehya. Maybe you are not aware but prayers don't work. Well, now you know grin

Funny as always. Keep it up
Christianity Etc › Re: UNBELIEVABLE! DISGRACEFUL! Nairaland Atheists see nothing wrong with Bestiality by hahn(m): 4:00pm On Jul 25, 2016
KingEbukaNaija:
grin

1. ilovetheline - https://www.nairaland.com/post/47859074
2. ifenes - https://www.nairaland.com/3246878/nairaland-atheists-bestiality-right-wrong/1#47859410
I don dey suspect them since tongue


sure guy cool grin
Bubu, my guy grin


You can't even lie sef tongue tongue
I can invite you to my house to see for yourself smiley

It is in the OP , go find it tongue
Seen!

Leviticus 18:23
23 And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it, neither shall any woman give herself to an animal to lie with it: it is perversion.

Deuteronomy 27:21
21 “ ‘Cursed be anyone who lies with any kind of animal.’ And all the people shall say, ‘Amen.


But, what happened to this your comment on this thread @ https://www.nairaland.com/3248083/nairaland-christians-how-many-sinners#47874451. Take note of the emboldened

1. Its called Christianity not Judaism .

2. There are differences between moral laws , Jewish laws and ceremonial laws .
Once again, you have reached back into the old testament when you yourself said it is not for Christians. Remember? undecided

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