₦airaland Forum

Peachy14:
God will surely judge and punish him for this act. may he never know peace.

The same god that sat back and watched her getting raped and did nothing?

Captain9ja:
In the lips of him that hath understanding wisdom is found: but a rod is for the back of him that is void of understanding. (Prov 10:13)

I swear to God. You are going to hell fire

Captain9ja:
Only God knows those whose names are in the Book of Life!

I have read it. Seriously. Your name is not there

Op I've read the book of life and your name isn't in it

chelseamann:
I actually don't have any problem with the church, pastor or any member.
It's just that my heart is no longer in the church, as in, I am just forcing myself to attend it's Sunday services and because of the fact that my heart is not there, I don't enjoy the services unlike before.

Few tips on why I lost interest:
1. The church is too close to my house
2. The environment is quite not presentable
3. It's more of a family church,
4. The way his son( the junior pastor runs the church as if it's his personal business, too authoritative).
Honestly, I totally fell out of love with the church and I wish to change.
So what's the best way to do that without hurting or causing problems??

By starting your own church. Tell them god called you

gbami:
Ephesians 6:5
Colossians 3:22
Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.

Tell me how? How is it possible?
To sincerely obey someone that's Enslaving you ...that believes you are a shit in the site of human, that you are a second class human...

Many things just don't sit well...

So what story in the bible do you believe?

njoku10:
Racism started in church when they told us that
Angels are white while Satan is black.
Satan was an angel in heaven before he became
Satan, how did he suddenly become black?

He has been roasting in hell for a while na. Don't you notice all those thieves that get burnt thanks to jungle justice?

Same principle

Plead:
Because I love food lol.

Then you shouldn't bother about losing weight but instead look forward to dying from diabetes, stroke or heart related diseases

Vyzz:




Wasting alot of money chasing this..


Is not even clout




MODIFIED
On a serious note, I have making ftc like crazy, and I have been waiting for the money the give to people that make ftc.

Who should I send my bank account details to?

Your English teacher. You deserve a refund

Plead:
I can’t eat less.

Why?

Plead:
Sometimes...

Eat less + exercise more = lose weight

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

All those God of men self
If you nor fit comply with the directive then nor open
This man way say God reveal to am day him go be presido

He don contest the presidency three times now on the platform of the Justice Party in 2003 and 2007, and also in 2011 he contested on the platform of Fresh Democratic Party

We still dey wait

I swear and he said god showed up to him and told him he would win. Without shame he said it again in the second race.

The guy just use grammar talk say him no fit take chances so him dey wait make Dem find cure

Plead:
In recent times I eat mostly spaghetti.

I can eat only spaghetti for two weeks straight

Do you exercise at all?

michlins:
Truth is that exchange rate isn't a determinant of how good an economy is. For instance, Ghana cedis exchanges higher than the Chinese currency and Korean won and that doesn't mean Ghana has a better economy. Another example is the Kuwait Dina which exchanges for almost $1000/dinar. During the said time, very few people can afford to buy a car even when it sold for #4000. But we have folks buying used cars today for tens of millions.

Having said the above, it's undeniable that Nigeria didn't have potential back in the day. It's just that we had lots of petrodollars and less population and the government then was able to do her job without borrowing like today. Forget all the glorious tales our parents told us about how quick you can get jobs. That's because there were fewer graduates then. We need total overhaul of this country

GBAM!

Moral of the story: If you must steal steal BIG

Donaldaustindon:
Hello everyone,

I would like to share my story with you here.
I have been dating my girlfriend for 3 years, I met her on Facebook and we developed serious connection. We are from the same state. Her first visit to my place was during my service year in 2017. I served in the neighboring state to our state. On her visit, she is so beautiful and down to the earth. She cooked, washed my clothes, cleaned my room and even top it with super Sex.

Just of recent, I visited my friend in my state and we were just talking randomly about girls of this generation. I tried to brag about my girlfriend by showing her picture to him but lo and behold, my friend laughed to stupor. Lol. I was confused. To my surprise my friend told me details about my girlfriend. He mentioned her name, her place, her sex style, he told me the last time she showed up at his place, he even showed me his last chat with her. I was just laughing and thinking how crazy these girls are.

I called her the same moment to meet me at my place that I'm in town. She showed up the next day, I acted like nothing happened, lol. I'm actually good at that. I had serious jokes with her and we had great sex because it's been a year. My love for her was gone but can't let go of her sexy body.

She left my place the following morning. After 4 days, she posted her picture on whatsapp status, showing the entrance of my friend's apartment and another one showing the bedroom of my friend. I wasn't surprised anymore. That same evening, my friend called me that my girlfriend just left his place, we both laughed on phone and agreed not to let her know that we are friends.

Up till now, we still talk like nothing happened. I feel like I'm using her even though she deserve it but at the same time I feel like I should let her go since I won't be serious with her. But the main issue is that I can't let her go because of her sexy body and she gives the best Sex.

What do you think guys?

You and your friend are real niggaa

ProfAmaben:
From an emotional angle, protesting in this manner shows solidarity and love for the dead, but from a logical angle, it is meaningless.

Passerby rapists would just be smiling and looking out for their next prey who's probably carrying a placard.

The solution to all these rape issues is just a robust database that would have the DNA of everyone. It is totally impossible for someone to rape another without leaving traces of their DNA on the person or even in the person in form of semen, sweat, saliva or even hair strands.
The current Bvn system can be updated from only fingerprint to DNA samples of every Nigerian that has a Bvn number.
A special forensic unit should be created or if existing, updated, under the Nigeria police force and this team would be well trained for advanced crime scenes such as rape and homicide. Fulani herdsmen killings, Boko Haram etc would drastically reduce because they can be easily caught with this technology.
Upon collecting samples from the crime scene, it would be entered into the database and the serial number attached to each DNA would be queried to select the exact owner of the DNA.

Query: SELECT * FROM schema WHERE dna = 737373*73$$42

That's all.

Nigerians are not ready

godkiller:
Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".
AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)
_______________________
(Signature of Screwee) 
------------

There has to be space for witness to sign too

Op, the answer is hypocrisy

goldony:
U are learning to talk with out ur sense abi? Nonsense creature

You dey use your sense na him you no fit compose simple sentence?

TheSourcerer:
if you are not helping don't discourage me

Oh I can help if that is what you want.

What we need is to create a Facebook page and also a group. Twitter and Instagram too. The page will be a broad niche where different causes can be fought under.

We will also need a website to represent the organisation.

Then we will need funds for massive advertising on all platforms.

I can provide the things listed above. For a fee of course and I have other ideas towards raising funds towards different causes.

Dm for info

TheSourcerer:
I tried nobody cared like they did not know what I was talking about

Lol

You sound really naive.

You are yet to realise Nigerians love Nigeria the way it is.

That's why the wise ones travel abroad

Enwhen:
Will you stay on this earth for eternity ?



Can ur own god protect you against death ?

No

All gods are imaginary

pyyxxaro:
Herdsmen again


May God protect us from evil people



Rip to them

The same god that didn't protect a pastor and his wife?

JimmySwaggart:
I hope we get it right one day.
Irredeemable modafurkers.

Who be that guy sef?

TheSourcerer:
Good morning I have gotten boards and a plank , No one seems to help in Eleweran though , I'm now at fajol , and will again be offline , and I don't know who would want to help in taking videos, I'm close by somorin , is anybody close by somorin please?

Pictures?

TheSourcerer:
dad is the commissioner of police I dare them , I just fucking dare them to touch me!

Lol

Bringbackourgirls still dey?

Our girls don turn their wives since na

ODJ123:
_*�I mistakenly sent 50k to a wrong*_
number early this morning. After
realising this, I calmed down and
sent this text message,

"Hello dear, I hope u have received the
membership welcome fee of 50k
into the Satanism Industry. That is
just the begining of the richest life
u are about to start living.

We have a meeting tonight whereby we will
slaughter 3 virgins in celebration of
ur new membership. Lets meet at
11pm in ur house. But if u are not
interested, kindly send the money
back to this number otherwise,
welcome to the Satanism Industry.
See u tonight." 10minutes later, I
received a text message saying,
"Pls send another 50k�, my friend is
interested too...........

*Am still crying ���since morning*

Pfft. Bbm joke