₦airaland Forum

MJBOLT:

British: Number Plate
American:License Plate
Nigerian: Plate Number

British: I am coming
American: I am going
Nigerian: Come and be going

Mikelarteta:
Who Nigeria help?

Help me ask them abeg

MrBrownJay1:
CONSISTENCY.... thats his job, he will litter a thread with all his profiles to beg and when one of his profiles get a handout, he will use the other profiles with same format to beg the OP.

during ramadan, they would go on muslim thread and start their begging with :"Assalamu aleikum and jumat Kareem to my beloved mulsim brothers and sisters."

Interesting

MrBrownJay1:
BWAAAAAAH, at least you should crawl back in your criminal cave in silence, instead of trying to make yourself look like a honest person.

on June 18, you made the below post begging for malaria drug with that account:

https://www.nairaland.com/5927496/lady-okene-here#90793676

but a week before, Adams19 used the same bank account to beg for the same malaria drug (and he was even quoted on the same day, so couldnt have been edited later than May 9th):

https://www.nairaland.com/5914394/pls-family-me#90486488

Spolo received money on "your" supposed account by a NLers named 15ssDRIVE on may 18th:

https://www.nairaland.com/5857088/1k-10-people-eid/3#89678913

on that same day/thread, that same NLers also sent money to Spman on the other account you guys are using:

https://www.nairaland.com/5857088/1k-10-people-eid/3#89678849

on May 3rd, Spolo was also credited money on "your" account, from a NLer named OmarAdebayo:

https://www.nairaland.com/5813954/1k-per-person-per-day/4#89143941

that same NLers OmarAdebayo also sent money to Adams19 on the 13th of may (into another one of your scam bank account)

https://www.nairaland.com/5813954/1k-per-person-per-day/7#89507933

YET YOU WANT TO MAKE US BELIEVE THAT THIS IS YOUR ACCOUNT BUT YOU ARE NOT SPOLO, SPMAN and ADAMS19?!?!?!?!

My own problem is how come that guy keeps getting alerts when I never see shishi?

Righteousness89:
With the way the Revelations are Popping up, The Michael Jackson Lawyer might just Give up!

The Michael Jackson Lawyer may just discover that he is among the people that have been duped!

These our brethren might end up getting one of those crazy sentences, Like the one given to some Nigerians in 2017.

You might see something like a 99yrs Sentence..

The 20k that you have is better than the 20b that is gotten by Fraud..


Sin is Evil!! Wickedness is Evil!
The Consequences of these evils are Generational!

The Consequences are always far greater than the Pleasure..

Only JESUS Can make you clean!
The World needs JESUS!

A lot of criminals especially Yahoo boys pray to Jesus for their magas to pay and we can easily say Jesus has been answering Hush Puppy and Woodberry's prayers for a while now

Aboguede:
Wait oh. U mean say this man born all this full team.

I just tire o

ajanma2:
Got it burnt

Old man. No sense

Rubbish.

Anyone can come and post anything from any source and  make it look real.

Post a reliable source  , not some random letter pulled out from some dark corner of the Internet.

Frosbel2. Hahaha. Come and carry yourself o

ChizzyBuna:
God Sees everything we do
Both hidden and unhidden

God Watches you as you have Sex
Yes.. He is Watching you
Just as you watch others have sex in porn

The only time Athiests and christians call on Gods name is during sex.

"Oh God, oh God I'm cumming
Or
Oh my God, it is so sweet"

We all call Gods name during Sex.
He watches everything we do.
So if God can watch us have sex
Then I can watch others have sex (porn)

Watching Porn is not a SIN
God Watches millions of people having sex everyday. So it's not a Sin

Yes god watched and also masturb8s to millions of people banging every minute because it has an endless supply of cum

There's a saying about Mbaise people among Igbos.

"If a snake and an Mbaise person step into your home, kill the Mbaise person first"

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Well I'm not surprised concerning the exchange rate.

It's worth the price though. As long as my laptop is on for most part of the day I'm good

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Is this still available?

Am I the only one who saw Bimbo soap there?

TheSourcerer are you taking notes?

JONNYSPUTE:
....Just the respect they accord you.No financial gain. You might even be spending your own money but the government of the state will recognise you.

I assumed monarchs get paid salary by the government and that you will also have some political leverage. You can also use your power to impact your village positively.

I understand that your major issue with this is the fact that you have to marry another woman.

From the way you sound I feel you will be the right person to be King. The world needs humble leaders.

Too bad you are in such a dilemma.

JONNYSPUTE:
....Good morning folks. Sure we are all good and managing the effects of pandemic well?. To God be the glory.

This is going to be long because I will want us to read and understand it very well before commenting. Reason is because any decision taken is going to affect both myself,my immediate family members, extended and the entire community.

I have been thinking about the way forward since December last year.

It happened that we lost our king (Eze) 5years ago and the community has been in turmoil due to the inability of the elders to select a new king.

Reason is that it is rotational between my village and the other village.

My village is now supposed to bring out the next king and my compound has been told to bring out somebody to be crowned as a king.

I never envisaged or dreamt of becoming a king in my life because.
(1) My father is still alive.
(2)I'm not the most senior in the entire family.

But then,the elders met me last December and told me that the diety in the community has selected me to become the next king and that I have to pick another wife from the community before I will be crowned.

I told them point and blank that the oracle is mistaken due to the reasons I mentioned above but they are not taking it.

Now everyone in my village is against me for refusing the offer and saying I'm doing it be cause I don't want to hurt my wife which is true.

Now my question is,What do I do?
Should I damn the consequence and pick another wife and be crowned a king in other to make my community happy or should I forget about the whole idea entirely and allow the community sort themselves out?

I'm confused here. N B. My wife is aware of all this.

Thanks.

Please bring this to front page cause I'm no longer myself. So many sleepless nights and selfish advices from the elders in my community. I really need to hear the truth from people I don't know.

What are the benefits of being a long in your village?

Financially most especially

Or11:
Shebi it's manslaughter, go and google the punishment for manslaughter in Belgium. At the most two years to serve a third. Some even walk free. My guy, I will manslaughter any grown man that calls my 16 year old a hottie and do the time happily. Prisons in most European countries are like boot camps

And while you are in jail other men will bang your daughter freely and you'll only be able to hug your grandchildren when you are 80

Elder0001:
Nice move by the Indian government.

Because?

TheSourcerer:
I just knew you sin loving life enjoying Atheists /Freethinking would flood here even though the topic clear reads not for Atheists



Yeah now the thing is we as a family (we know ourselves) Xmuslim Hahn hopefullandlord CyberEBOLA Seen CAPSLOCKED Illicict LordReed illuminatus can get a WhatsApp group , I am 87% sure something positive or negative would come out of this group chat of like minds ,

Lol. You are several years late

Righteousness89:
When we say this is not normal, people don't understand!!!

To be Spirtually empty in these times is an invitation to destructive acts...

It's not by I can't do this or by Muscle!

Put on the Whole Armor of God , that you might be Able to withstand the wiles and caprices of the evil one..

Was god not watching while he was defiling her?Why didn't it do anything to stop him?

Nigerians just want you to make money. No one cares where it's from.

Nigerians are the problems of Nigeria

BakedCake:
op nice story.. but one thing bothers me...

from the "story" you claimed to be the best in your class at one term... but from the way you are butchering our lingual franca like this ... i won't want to imaging how the worst student in that class will holdup

anyway as long as I can overstand ...carry went!

I think say na only me notice

fattprince:
Sounds totally foreign. Guess you not Nigerian. I concluded too soon. Sorry for that.

It's cool

Image123:
Atheism is a religious position. Atheists BELIEVE that there's no God. No need running around semantics.

Lol. Na you know

fattprince:
Did you coin your nickname "hahn" from the Whistler by John Grisham? I just finished reading the novel.

No. My name is Onassis Hahn

TheSourcerer:
it's a belief
Topic clearly states .......... Other Religion and ......?

Atheism is a DISBELIEF is any god or deity. How can a disbelief in something be listed as a belief in the same thing.

Lol. You are yet to get the definition right

TheSourcerer:
Atheism/Agnosticism/Freethinking
Atheism refers to either the absence of a belief in the existence of deities or to an active belief that deities do not exist. This belief system rejects theology as well as the constructs of organized religion. Use of the term originated in the ancient world and was meant to degrade those who rejected commonly accepted religious precepts. It was first self-applied during the Age of Enlightenment in 18th century France. The French Revolution was driven by the prioritization of human reason over the abstract authority of religion. This prompted a period of skeptical inquiry, one in which atheism became an important cultural, philosophical, and political entity.

Many who characterize themselves as atheists argue that a lack of proof or scientific process prevents the belief in a deity. Some who refer to themselves as secular humanists have developed a code of ethics that exists separate from the worship of a deity. Determining the actual number of “practicing” atheists is quite difficult, given the absence of a unifying religious organization. Polling around the world has produced an extremely wide variance, with the largest rates of atheism generally seen in Europe and East Asia.

Closely related is the idea of agnosticism, which doesn’t profess to know whether there is or isn’t a deity. Instead, agnosticism argues that the limits of human reasoning and understanding make the existence of god(s), the origins of the universe, and the possibility of an afterlife all unknowable. Like atheism, the term emerged around the fifth century BCE and was contemplated with particular interest in Indian cultures. It gained more popular modern visibility when coined by English biologist Thomas Henry Huxley, who in 1869 recognized that incapacity of humans to truly answer questions regarding the divine. To Huxley, and the agnostic and athiest thinkers who followed, theistic or gnostic religions lack scientific basis, and therefore, should be rejected.

How the fvck is atheism a religion?

IamDavids:
I am tired of seeing SIMPS tales

TF its exhausting

Long, boring tales

Jeez!

Lol.

Another episode of Simp Tales