₦airaland Forum

OmoAlakija:
You're a Dammn ignorant dumb fool, how do your type succeed academically ? He said he's worried about the size of the guys prick which means he's afraid the size of the guys prick might hurt his sister . Oponu Olodo oshi

How come he knows the width of his sister's vagina to be scared of the size of a man's dick?

Righteousness89:


What a Death! My Daddy pls Comfort the Parents

Your daddy couldn't save him from being eaten by the crocodile. Is that one a daddy?

You will never see on the front page of a thread like this hailing his daddy

Originakalokalo:
Coronavirus shuts everyone down for months and there are other 50 viruses more deadlier than Coronavirus.....

Sickle cell anemia, cancer of all forms diabetes and the likes are still killing people...there are millions of things we still don't know....

DEATH. Science is completely useless as far as death is concerned....Every soul shall die..... I guess you think that after death consciousness cease... Well, you will find out afterwards.

Science is the knowledge of the physical laws that God put in place to keep this natural world going by itself...

These laws gives the universe self-sustaining abilities....

God will still be God.... Science will never take the place of God.

Do you know that a simple change in the nature of air will render a lot of inventions useless?

Give glory to God.

The universe is too complicated to exist by itself...order and timing are things that tell you that someone made this universe....

Give glory to God.

Give glory to God for what exactly?

What has god done this year that even makes it worth being taken serious?

proclinician:
Na for northern Nigeria senseless people full. These ones never heard of incomplete combustion of organic compounds and carbon monoxide poisoning.

Say it in hausa so they can understand

Pavore9:
With such waterfall, villages around it should be enjoying 24hrs electricity.

The whole of Nigeria enjoys more than enough sunlight but still no light.

Don't be surprised if those villages around the waterfall have not had power in over a year.

16. Our bleeps: Not given

HarunaWest:
Advice him to divorce his wife.. Marriage is not by force. I don't know why young men of nowadays dey fvck up anyhow.
Get married to someone else and enjoy your life...

And the kids?

Sounds interesting.

You should remove that "click the ads by yourself" part. Why must Nigerians always look for the short way out?

Mrdecent:
What's the name of this fish?

Potential peppersoup fish

iKingsley:
Lol! Imagine this guy end up in jail after all this and had to deal with those inmate thugs.

He has money. They'll love him

budaatum:
Knowing this, is it really wise to go insulting the revered amongst the reverers?

No, they shouldn't be detaining Bala and should fuqing release him already, but what he did is like burning the Confederate Flag in Confederate States of America. One might not end up detained, but you tell me bricks wouldn't come through one's window if one's house ain't burnt down first and oneself shot.

Fuqers! Release Bala!

Basically Bala detonated a suicide vest

[quote author= post=92189129]He should let the Muslims and other religion practice their religion in peace after renouncing Islam 6 years ago (before going to a psychiatric facility) and personally believe in whatever he chooses to believe in without castigating other religions.
Why the criticism of other religions by Bala?
He doesn't want to respect other religions,
But he wants to force his atheism on others.
Anyways,
May whatever he and his fellow atheists believe in......save him!

We Rise![/quote]Just remember that as a Christian you are also a target to Muslims who consider just as much as an infidel as an atheist.

You guys were seeking sympathy when that Christian woman was killed for preaching in an Islamic state back then.

Injustice to one is injustice to all

Monaco2:
I watched dis video yesterday n it wasn’t funny to me at all, I was just wishing I could hug d kid,I was feeling for d lil nigga,imagine d kin beat d mama go don beat d pikin for am to begin act like dat, pls who know dem, I would love to meet dis kid

If you live in Nigeria then there will be lots of kids like him in your compound or street.

Go and hug them.

Don't wait till a video of them is posted on the internet

Source of epileptic power supply

donjazet:
Jesus Christ!!

You really need to learn how to read and write. It was a herculean task reading all that even though i agreed with some of your points.

TheSourcerer, learn how to spell words better and improve your punctuation.
You write like someone in primary 6.

That's an insult to primary 6 students

kikero:
Possibly, or the thieves probably knew that disposing of the car would raise a lot of red flags.

An Audi RS6 costs about $109000 appparently. Assuming the thief wanted to sell the car, he would have dififuclt finding a buyer, plus any buyer would be extremely suspicious of where he got such a car. As for the thief keeping it for himself.....lol...poor guy suddeny is driving a supercar. Police get very very interested.

They should have pulled the car apart and sent it to Nigeria

Ulysses71:
. Y’all should support the Nigerian guy on bayern Munich’s official insta story. He is up against a Togolese I guess and the other guy is currently winning. Don’t know if I can post the link to the story I no wan chop ban, just go vote.

Create a thread and mention some mods.

Lootocratic narcism: The feeling that you can never get caught or tried despite looting the resources of millions of people in your nation. Like Nigerian politicians

God did not get angry.

God is wise and all knowing. Everything happens for his will and he knows everything before they happen. In fact, everything that happens is of his doing.

God already knew the snake would tempt Eve and that is why he put it there. It knew Eve would tempt Adam, eat the apple and that it will punish them by roasting them in hell fire.

Everything happened because God loves the smell of suya

pmoye:
Very poorly executed photoshop and image tampering.

What was in the original image?

vikkimimi:
This is why I'm scared of overly religious people...you defrauded someone and have tithe from it?

Oh my God!
Is this what Christianity should be about!

Lol. Yes

atheistandproud:
I came across a WhatsApp group that they were charging people 2500 to learn how to use Snapseed.

Something we learnt for free here. It's amazing.

I have realized that people only put on things when you charge them money for it. If you give them free, them no go value.

I was going to write sha but your post has spoken for me. Thank you.

I swear. You are damn right

kingxsamz:
That is not pregnancy mr man.
Babies don't live in the womb for years.
I'm not a medical expert, but you guys should use common sense at least nw.
Come, which primary school did you attend sef?

Mugu for life primary school

raptex:
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Cc ....

Seun
Hakeem12
Martinez39s
Hahn
Lordreed
Capslocked
Lalasticlala
Budaatum

Na to prepare for Junior WAEC remain

Kobojunkie:
Nah, we don't need dingbats who lie in the name of God here either.

God called him. He is one of the chosen ones

nusdog:
I know I let my guards down. So there was this lady who I would call Miss T. She was introduced to me by her senior sister who I knew through a facebook group. Since I told her I needed a girl for a serious relationship, she said she will link me to her younger sister in Akungba, Ondo state.

So, fast forward to when I began speaking with Miss T, she agreed to come to see me in Lagos but complained of not having enough for transport. So due to the recommendation i got that she was a good lady, I sent her N11, 000 as transport.

So after sending her this money, only for her to call me on the eve of the day she was supposed to come. that one of her relative was ill. So I just had this feeling that this was too coincidental to be true.

So I tried to cajole her to return the money since I sensed she was trying to play smart with me. She said no problem. That I can send my account number, which I did. After waiting for 3 days, I chatted her up on whatsapp that I'm yet to see any alert from her. Only for her to tell me she needs money for now.

So I said she is supposed to keep her promise of returning it, after which, she blocked her on whatsapp. I contacted her senior sister who linked us and her response too wasn't satisfactory to me.

So I'm really bitter with how the whole episode played, any chances of me recovering my money? just pained why someone will block me on top of my money. Please help.

There is only one way to get your money back.

Buy a cardboard and write with permanent marker "I AM A MUGU" and walk around your neighborhood naked 3 times every day for 7 days. Twice on Saturday

Trust me you will see what will happen to her. She will live to regret it

Deicide:
So bill gate is poor?

People who belong to other religion that don't pay tithes are all poor?

Yes

plaetton:
International Thief Thief.
Shameless man feeding fat on the sweat of others.
There surely must be a special place in hell reserved for these Shameless thieves.

No there isn't. We do not accept people like that in hell. Dumbasses like him belong in heaven

clockwisereport:
...especially Omoku people.

They give their wards names in pidgin english

Hahaha

mansakhalifa:
Is the girl's name really Spice

What were her parents thinking?

Rivers State people can name their kids anything.

I've seen White, Brown, Gulder, Fanta, Jealousy etc. There's no limit over there bro