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CelebritiesRe: I Erred, But We All Make Mistakes,says Cynthia Morgan As She Apologizes To Jude by hahn(m): 6:26pm On May 27, 2020
And not one fvck was given
CrimeRe: Daniel Holtzclaw Cop Serial Rapist Profile by hahn(m): 12:13pm On May 27, 2020
TheSourcerer:
he complained of sexual assult back in 2016
Bush meat don catch hunter be that
CrimeRe: Daniel Holtzclaw Cop Serial Rapist Profile by hahn(m): 12:08pm On May 27, 2020
TheSourcerer:
Orange sure looks good on the Rapist
Irony is that he's heading off to jail where raping is legal. All those inmates yansh don hear am cheesy
CrimeRe: Daniel Holtzclaw Cop Serial Rapist Profile by hahn(m): 12:07pm On May 27, 2020
And there will be fine hot babes tripping for this guy but instead he prefers to rape crackheads grin
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Lied Against Her Record Label? (Contract) by hahn(m): 9:50pm On May 26, 2020
Ishilove:
Nigerians are indeed very emotional. Now we have incontrovertible proof that Cynthia lied. In saner climes Jude can sue her for every Kobo she has (which isn't much to start with).
He'll spend more money suing her than what he can expect to get from the settlement

HealthRe: Please Help, My Mind Has Not Been At Rest by hahn(m): 9:40pm On May 26, 2020
Maclink288:
Good day everyone, I'm a guy of 22years before now I've promised my parents that all through my stay in school I won't endulge in anything sexual but as of last 2 month something happened, I made out with a lady(didn't penetrate) but since then my mind hasn't been at rest, I over think, I'm loosing control, my heart beats faster, I've told my parents about it but yet I'm not calm.

In Addition: I took a substance (Man power) on that day, I don't know if it's what is affecting me. It's over 6weeks now.

I've run to God and made a vow to him if I get free...
Please Nairalanders, help me out
Go back and penetrate her and your mind will be at ease
SportsRe: FG Forecloses Involvement In Bash Ali’s Novelty Bout by hahn(m): 9:41am On May 25, 2020
rectitude:
This man has been on this project of having his name on the Guniness book of world records over a decade now and yet no headway.
There's just something dark about this whole project that I'm yet to understand. How come no government has supported his ambition. From Obasanjo to the present government, somethings may not be right on his own end.


If you need any landed property in Abuja (Bwari Area Council) both government and customary are available. You can reach us on 08037126760
WhatsApp: 09063430698.
Nigerian government no dey support better thing before na
AutosRe: How Much Should I Pay Someone To Drive My Car From Lagos To Abuja? by hahn(m): 9:30am On May 25, 2020
ifnyioj22:
na wa for you! 10k from lag to Abj?? Is that for feeding alone? I payed 80k from lag to uyo, he settled his way to uyo..... 10k ke! Tell him not to pay at all!
Na slave Dem dey find
AutosRe: How Much Should I Pay Someone To Drive My Car From Lagos To Abuja? by hahn(m): 9:29am On May 25, 2020
Oluromantic:
Yeah if he's someone he doesn't know, it's small. If it's someone he knows, it's ok
10k from Abuja to Lagos because you know am.

Na real person wey know person dey kill person you be
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hahn(m): 9:20am On May 25, 2020
hopefulLandlord:
Atheists ruined his career. He'd been posting lots of his fetish nonsense and we didn't care enough about his rubbish to challenge him. that was until he made a fatal mistake. he posted "proof" of his spiritual powers working by making a video of him driving a car while invisible here https://www.nairaland.com/3873563/invisibility-spell-charm-live-demonstration
That was when he got challenged and he never recovered from it.

he tried salvaging his dwindling career by uploading another video months later. this time it was him levitating a red carton or something here https://www.nairaland.com/4128875/levitation-float-mid-air-live

Atheists once again got on his neck and called him a fraud and a trickster.


Now if you go to his profile and check out his posts you'd notice some hidden posts. that was when his career was finally killed and buried by an atheist called Hahn. I can't remember the topic now but there was an argument between him and some atheists then he tried silencing them by threatening to make some evil befall them. he challenged me to drop my full name, picture too and see what would happen to me. I refused to drop my name, not out of fear rather I felt if he claims to have "third eye" like he did here https://www.nairaland.com/4133134/third-eye-how-activate-third#61687089 then he shouldn't be asking for my name. he would know it regardless. we had a little back and forth until Hahn came in and posted his full name, his Facebook account and some other details then told him to make evil befall him. Good things started happening to Hahn instead.

My recollection might be a bit off but that's generally what happened give or take

Christianity EtcRe: Serial Killers Reveal [children Who Kill] by hahn(m): 3:03pm On May 24, 2020
TheSourcerer:
It's really not fair to demonitized because you are not used to my posts choice of genre
This is most likely a record grin
BusinessRe: Let's Talk About Making Money With Adthrive, Mediavine And Ezoic by hahn(m): 6:44am On May 24, 2020
royalads:
So, I know that most bloggers in this part of the world monetize their traffic with Adsense. I just heard that there is a bigger opportunity to earn better with Adthrive, Mediavine or Ezoic. Why most people don't use them is because of their criteria which includes:

. 100,000 pageviews per month.
. 80% of traffic from USA
. Right standing with Google Adsense.

I have a couple of sites that meets the above criteria and I want to switch to either Adthrive or Ezoic. Please if you have used any of the ads platform, can you share your experience and drop like a review about them.

@ biarianbushboy. @ webincomeplus @ fastseo. @222martins and all my bosses in the house. Please let's share our experiences so far. ejor.
It is 10,000 visits per month and not 100,000 and they don't mention anything about traffic being predominantly from the US.

Christianity EtcRe: For Those Saying There Is No God. by hahn(m): 10:51pm On May 23, 2020
frank317:
He is struggling with the evolution thingy because he wants something that can love him...

Have u wondered why religionists think that the world because of its complexity must have a creator... Then all of a sudden this creator loves them and wants them to worship him. But what happens to those who don't live him, he punishes them in hell. How does one jump from the world is complex enough not to have a creator to this creator loves them.

U can see him un consciously attribute human attributes to evolution as a creator. Somewhere he is wondering how can evolution love him. This whole God thing is just coming from and indept desire to be loved by something powerful in such a uncertain and sad world.

@shadyinka, I want to ask u.. For what purpose did God almighty create this world?
To watch humans fvck
PropertiesRe: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by hahn(m): 10:21pm On May 23, 2020
Is there anything like ghost meat peppersoup?
CelebritiesRe: Blogger Compares Funke Akindele With Genevieve Nnaji. Funke Reacts by hahn(m): 8:49pm On May 23, 2020
[quote author=MJBOLT post=89883298][/quote]Genevieve can act as Pepper Potts grin
CelebritiesRe: Blogger Compares Funke Akindele With Genevieve Nnaji. Funke Reacts by hahn(m): 6:27pm On May 23, 2020
[quote author=MJBOLT post=89882201][/quote]Funke Akindele should play Black widow in the next Avengers movie then
CelebritiesRe: Blogger Compares Funke Akindele With Genevieve Nnaji. Funke Reacts by hahn(m): 5:54pm On May 23, 2020
Both are very whack actors. Normal Nollywood trash actors
HealthRe: Indian Doctors Remove Odinaka Nweke's Stomach Tumor by hahn(m): 5:53pm On May 23, 2020
slivertongue:
thank you Jesus
For putting the tumor there abi?
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Tacha Berates Those Calling Khafi A Gossip by hahn(m): 9:50am On May 23, 2020
post=89858570:
In all what people all over the world are going through now, this is the paramount issue inside these babes heads. huh

Well......... Na dem sabi lipsrsealed

Slay Queens Chickens dem tongue
I was expecting "we at " to support rubbish as usual.

I'm impressed

FamilyRe: I Feel Depressed! My Cousin Beat Me Because Of N100 Biscuit by hahn(m): 9:03pm On May 22, 2020
Ebus12:
I can't fight him
He is older than I am

He is bigger than I am
Forget his age.... His stature is like that of a giant
Bigger people are easier to beat.

Number one he has his weight against him. He also has over confidence as well.

You are also closer to his weak points like his balls and knee.

You have to develop some balls. Talk rudely to him and let him get angry.

Allow him to come close to you and kick his balls or kick his knee(like you are trying to break down a door) with all your might.

When he comes down hit his jaw with your elbow or hit the jaw with your knee.

Do this with a lot of purpose and built up anger. Make sure you do not get angry yourself. You have to be calculated so as to teach him a lesson.

You can break some other things on him as well. You just have to go batshit crazy on him because if you continue to show him your ass you'll keep on getting fvcked. Figure of speech of course.

Good luck
RomanceRe: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by hahn(m): 10:24pm On May 21, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
Be your brother's keeper

Wake her up and teach her how to suck dick so she can go back and impress the guy
CrimeRe: Gunman Opened Fire At A Shopping Centre In US, Leaving 3 People Injured by hahn(m): 10:08am On May 21, 2020
He's Hispanic so he's a "terrorist" but all these Caucasians are "mentally disturbed".

You just have to hand the award for open hypocrisy to US media grin
CrimeRe: Young Banker Commits Suicide In Lagos (photo) by hahn(m): 9:59am On May 21, 2020
Humanoid01:
What is the value?
Priceless
SportsRe: Desire Oparanozie's Goal Nominated As The Most Beautiful Goal In The French Cup by hahn(m): 7:57am On May 21, 2020
Modphase:
But the other lady's is actually beta.
How?
CrimeRe: Young Banker Commits Suicide In Lagos (photo) by hahn(m): 6:57am On May 21, 2020
Humanoid01:
Lol do you know why exactly you do the things you do? Like cherishing and not wasting this life? Why exactly do you not want to waste it?
Because I know the value
CrimeRe: Young Banker Commits Suicide In Lagos (photo) by hahn(m): 10:34pm On May 20, 2020
Humanoid01:
If this is the only life we have, then you have every reason to support his act as an atheist. If this is the only life we have, then what difference does it make when he dies since he will be unconscious forever? Everybody should just commit suicide and go into extinction since this is the only life we have. Don't you think so?
No. Atheist think opposite. Since this is the only life we have you have to cherish it and not waste it.

It is theists, like the banker, that will kill themselves hoping that "grace" will save them. grin

Anyone can commit suicide by the way. It has nothing to do with belief or disbelief
RomanceRe: My Encounter With A Highly Intelligent Girl. by hahn(m): 7:54am On May 20, 2020
Lostz:
which hole do you want your hand inside before believing?


to me she is just trying to impress you. intelligent girls do it all the time.

since she is masculine and probably ugly...... according to you......her only chance of getting a man is through her brain

HealthRe: COVID-19 Patients Having Fun With Drum At Isolation Center by hahn(m): 7:49am On May 20, 2020
martineverest:
naysayers will still call it scamdemic despite seeing the pictures and videos they have been looking for


these dancers are not in critical condition....their own cases are mild
Share videos of Nigerian patients in critical Conditions let's see
HealthRe: Online Poll: The Whole Country Will Know about Coronavirus Scam Today by hahn(m): 11:11am On May 18, 2020
youngsahito:
If you need palliative, drop your account number...
















Na play oooo
You want make this thread full abi? grin cheesy
HealthRe: Online Poll: The Whole Country Will Know about Coronavirus Scam Today by hahn(m): 11:11am On May 18, 2020
illicit:
If you need palliative like this post. grin
The way the government just stopped talking about palliatives all at once shows they know that Nigerians have short memories.

Even Nigerians have moved on
HealthRe: Online Poll: The Whole Country Will Know about Coronavirus Scam Today by hahn(m): 10:51am On May 18, 2020
illicit:
If you need palliative like this post. grin

CrimeRe: Why Can't Nigeria Government Allow Citizens To Posses Guns At Home For Defence? by hahn(m): 10:05pm On May 17, 2020
Explorers:
I'm not talking about AK-47, DSS F2000, or AR-15, M16, M4, or any military grade weapons.


I'm talking about low capacity guns like 9mm handguns, glocks, shotguns, barrels, revolver, cockk&shoot hunting rifles etc.


Years back, you can obtain license for double/single barrel, and shotguns.

Not anymore since the present Administration came onboard. So i heard.
Nigeria that cannot regulate catapult, you want them to regulate guns

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