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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hahn(m): 9:20am On May 25, 2020
hopefulLandlord:
Atheists ruined his career. He'd been posting lots of his fetish nonsense and we didn't care enough about his rubbish to challenge him. that was until he made a fatal mistake. he posted "proof" of his spiritual powers working by making a video of him driving a car while invisible here https://www.nairaland.com/3873563/invisibility-spell-charm-live-demonstration
That was when he got challenged and he never recovered from it.

he tried salvaging his dwindling career by uploading another video months later. this time it was him levitating a red carton or something here https://www.nairaland.com/4128875/levitation-float-mid-air-live

Atheists once again got on his neck and called him a fraud and a trickster.


Now if you go to his profile and check out his posts you'd notice some hidden posts. that was when his career was finally killed and buried by an atheist called Hahn. I can't remember the topic now but there was an argument between him and some atheists then he tried silencing them by threatening to make some evil befall them. he challenged me to drop my full name, picture too and see what would happen to me. I refused to drop my name, not out of fear rather I felt if he claims to have "third eye" like he did here https://www.nairaland.com/4133134/third-eye-how-activate-third#61687089 then he shouldn't be asking for my name. he would know it regardless. we had a little back and forth until Hahn came in and posted his full name, his Facebook account and some other details then told him to make evil befall him. Good things started happening to Hahn instead.

My recollection might be a bit off but that's generally what happened give or take

Christianity Etc › Re: Serial Killers Reveal [children Who Kill] by hahn(m): 3:03pm On May 24, 2020
TheSourcerer:
It's really not fair to demonitized because you are not used to my posts choice of genre
This is most likely a record grin
Business › Re: Let's Talk About Making Money With Adthrive, Mediavine And Ezoic by hahn(m): 6:44am On May 24, 2020
royalads:
So, I know that most bloggers in this part of the world monetize their traffic with Adsense. I just heard that there is a bigger opportunity to earn better with Adthrive, Mediavine or Ezoic. Why most people don't use them is because of their criteria which includes:

. 100,000 pageviews per month.
. 80% of traffic from USA
. Right standing with Google Adsense.

I have a couple of sites that meets the above criteria and I want to switch to either Adthrive or Ezoic. Please if you have used any of the ads platform, can you share your experience and drop like a review about them.

@ biarianbushboy. @ webincomeplus @ fastseo. @222martins and all my bosses in the house. Please let's share our experiences so far. ejor.
It is 10,000 visits per month and not 100,000 and they don't mention anything about traffic being predominantly from the US.

Christianity Etc › Re: For Those Saying There Is No God. by hahn(m): 10:51pm On May 23, 2020
frank317:
He is struggling with the evolution thingy because he wants something that can love him...

Have u wondered why religionists think that the world because of its complexity must have a creator... Then all of a sudden this creator loves them and wants them to worship him. But what happens to those who don't live him, he punishes them in hell. How does one jump from the world is complex enough not to have a creator to this creator loves them.

U can see him un consciously attribute human attributes to evolution as a creator. Somewhere he is wondering how can evolution love him. This whole God thing is just coming from and indept desire to be loved by something powerful in such a uncertain and sad world.

@shadyinka, I want to ask u.. For what purpose did God almighty create this world?
To watch humans fvck
Properties › Re: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by hahn(m): 10:21pm On May 23, 2020
Is there anything like ghost meat peppersoup?
Celebrities › Re: Blogger Compares Funke Akindele With Genevieve Nnaji. Funke Reacts by hahn(m): 8:49pm On May 23, 2020
[quote author=MJBOLT post=89883298][/quote]Genevieve can act as Pepper Potts grin
Celebrities › Re: Blogger Compares Funke Akindele With Genevieve Nnaji. Funke Reacts by hahn(m): 6:27pm On May 23, 2020
[quote author=MJBOLT post=89882201][/quote]Funke Akindele should play Black widow in the next Avengers movie then
Celebrities › Re: Blogger Compares Funke Akindele With Genevieve Nnaji. Funke Reacts by hahn(m): 5:54pm On May 23, 2020
Both are very whack actors. Normal Nollywood trash actors
Health › Re: Indian Doctors Remove Odinaka Nweke's Stomach Tumor by hahn(m): 5:53pm On May 23, 2020
slivertongue:
thank you Jesus
For putting the tumor there abi?
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Tacha Berates Those Calling Khafi A Gossip by hahn(m): 9:50am On May 23, 2020
[quote author= post=89858570]In all what people all over the world are going through now, this is the paramount issue inside these babes heads. huh

Well......... Na dem sabi lipsrsealed

Slay Queens Chickens dem tongue[/quote]I was expecting "we at " to support rubbish as usual.

I'm impressed

Family › Re: I Feel Depressed! My Cousin Beat Me Because Of N100 Biscuit by hahn(m): 9:03pm On May 22, 2020
Ebus12:
I can't fight him
He is older than I am

He is bigger than I am
Forget his age.... His stature is like that of a giant
Bigger people are easier to beat.

Number one he has his weight against him. He also has over confidence as well.

You are also closer to his weak points like his balls and knee.

You have to develop some balls. Talk rudely to him and let him get angry.

Allow him to come close to you and kick his balls or kick his knee(like you are trying to break down a door) with all your might.

When he comes down hit his jaw with your elbow or hit the jaw with your knee.

Do this with a lot of purpose and built up anger. Make sure you do not get angry yourself. You have to be calculated so as to teach him a lesson.

You can break some other things on him as well. You just have to go batshit crazy on him because if you continue to show him your ass you'll keep on getting fvcked. Figure of speech of course.

Good luck
Romance › Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by hahn(m): 10:24pm On May 21, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
Be your brother's keeper

Wake her up and teach her how to suck dick so she can go back and impress the guy
Crime › Re: Gunman Opened Fire At A Shopping Centre In US, Leaving 3 People Injured by hahn(m): 10:08am On May 21, 2020
He's Hispanic so he's a "terrorist" but all these Caucasians are "mentally disturbed".

You just have to hand the award for open hypocrisy to US media grin
Crime › Re: Young Banker Commits Suicide In Lagos (photo) by hahn(m): 9:59am On May 21, 2020
Humanoid01:
What is the value?
Priceless
Sports › Re: Desire Oparanozie's Goal Nominated As The Most Beautiful Goal In The French Cup by hahn(m): 7:57am On May 21, 2020
Modphase:
But the other lady's is actually beta.
How?
Crime › Re: Young Banker Commits Suicide In Lagos (photo) by hahn(m): 6:57am On May 21, 2020
Humanoid01:
Lol do you know why exactly you do the things you do? Like cherishing and not wasting this life? Why exactly do you not want to waste it?
Because I know the value
Crime › Re: Young Banker Commits Suicide In Lagos (photo) by hahn(m): 10:34pm On May 20, 2020
Humanoid01:
If this is the only life we have, then you have every reason to support his act as an atheist. If this is the only life we have, then what difference does it make when he dies since he will be unconscious forever? Everybody should just commit suicide and go into extinction since this is the only life we have. Don't you think so?
No. Atheist think opposite. Since this is the only life we have you have to cherish it and not waste it.

It is theists, like the banker, that will kill themselves hoping that "grace" will save them. grin

Anyone can commit suicide by the way. It has nothing to do with belief or disbelief
Romance › Re: My Encounter With A Highly Intelligent Girl. by hahn(m): 7:54am On May 20, 2020
Lostz:
which hole do you want your hand inside before believing?


to me she is just trying to impress you. intelligent girls do it all the time.

since she is masculine and probably ugly...... according to you......her only chance of getting a man is through her brain

Health › Re: COVID-19 Patients Having Fun With Drum At Isolation Center by hahn(m): 7:49am On May 20, 2020
martineverest:
naysayers will still call it scamdemic despite seeing the pictures and videos they have been looking for


these dancers are not in critical condition....their own cases are mild
Share videos of Nigerian patients in critical Conditions let's see
Health › Re: Online Poll: The Whole Country Will Know about Coronavirus Scam Today by hahn(m): 11:11am On May 18, 2020
youngsahito:
If you need palliative, drop your account number...
















Na play oooo
You want make this thread full abi? grin cheesy
Health › Re: Online Poll: The Whole Country Will Know about Coronavirus Scam Today by hahn(m): 11:11am On May 18, 2020
illicit:
If you need palliative like this post. grin
The way the government just stopped talking about palliatives all at once shows they know that Nigerians have short memories.

Even Nigerians have moved on
Health › Re: Online Poll: The Whole Country Will Know about Coronavirus Scam Today by hahn(m): 10:51am On May 18, 2020
illicit:
If you need palliative like this post. grin

Crime › Re: Why Can't Nigeria Government Allow Citizens To Posses Guns At Home For Defence? by hahn(m): 10:05pm On May 17, 2020
Explorers:
I'm not talking about AK-47, DSS F2000, or AR-15, M16, M4, or any military grade weapons.


I'm talking about low capacity guns like 9mm handguns, glocks, shotguns, barrels, revolver, cockk&shoot hunting rifles etc.


Years back, you can obtain license for double/single barrel, and shotguns.

Not anymore since the present Administration came onboard. So i heard.
Nigeria that cannot regulate catapult, you want them to regulate guns

Family › Re: When Women Lie That They Are Pregnant Just To Trap Guys Into Marrying Them by hahn(op): 10:00pm On May 17, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
Same difference. If they didn't allow you lot to knack raw, most of you will be married by now and single mothers will reduce drastically. Time and time again, ladies keep enabling men that's why men will always have the impetuous to open threads like this.
Lol. Like you are doing is a favor. Hahaha
Romance › Re: First Time Sex With My Girlfriend After 2years And This Is What Happened by hahn(m): 10:00pm On May 17, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
This is an example of one of the few things that happen to men who knack raw.

Cc hahn
This is what happens when women carry diseases around like its peak milk
Family › Re: When Women Lie That They Are Pregnant Just To Trap Guys Into Marrying Them by hahn(op): 9:00pm On May 17, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
Especially the lot that love digging it raw, claiming condom ruins the experience. Bunch of fools who will keep getting scammed till close of age. It's the ladies that allow them knack raw I'm even angry at angry
Allow or beg. Pfft

Hahaha
Family › Re: When Women Lie That They Are Pregnant Just To Trap Guys Into Marrying Them by hahn(op): 9:00pm On May 17, 2020
gypsey:
I don't know man! grin i mean, what could be her motive?
Money. Duh
Family › Re: When Women Lie That They Are Pregnant Just To Trap Guys Into Marrying Them by hahn(op): 5:30pm On May 17, 2020
gypsey:
Mmm...



I met her through my cousin, I was just chilling with her that's all. we were not even in any relationship, i was only interested in the pregnancy/baby when she told me I got her pregnant

She said she was working at a petrol station and one day armed robbers came to the petrol station, while trying to rob the station one of the robbers slapped her really hard, she fell while running away from the robbers and started bleeding hence the loss of the pregnancy. before the pregnancy she came to my hotel room and refused to leave.



I made it clear to her that i want the baby not her, though I promised her that i will take care of her and the baby whatever it takes but i am not looking for a wife, i even agreed to rent an appartment for her and the pregnancy or baby.

me and her still chats on the phone, she rang me yesterday asking when i will visit again to nigeria cheesy So we can chill together. crazy init?
Lol. All I can say I "guy, na format"
Family › Re: When Women Lie That They Are Pregnant Just To Trap Guys Into Marrying Them by hahn(op): 4:57pm On May 17, 2020
gypsey:
Yea? she after telling me she is pregnant that i should let her stay in my mansion in nigeria or rent an apartment for her at Awka.


When she phoned me crying, she said she was at the clinic that the doctor needs to flush out the remaining foetus in her womb so her womb can be clean, she put one man on the phone who claims to be the doctor, he asked for 30k naira which i paid into the girl's account for the treatment. I don't know if she scammed me or not i felt sorry for her and because she said i got her pregnant i paid paid the 30k.


I ve been going over the whole thing ever since, still can not understand it. was she ever pregnant? did she miscarriage really? was the doctor part of the scam? she also put another female on the phone who claimed to be a nurse at that clinic, was the nurse part of the scam? why would all these people be part of the scam just for 30k naira? (£50) i woulda given her the 30k anyway, without her telling me lies.
30k is big money in Nigeria bro. That's basically above minimum wage

The "doctor" and "nurse" probably got a cut from the money and are probably her friends.

She obviously sees you as a money bag and feels she needs to lie to you to get the money.

How did you even manage to come all the way from the UK to meet a girl like that?
Family › Re: When Women Lie That They Are Pregnant Just To Trap Guys Into Marrying Them by hahn(op): 4:54pm On May 17, 2020
[quote author=Heathrow44 post=89647554][/quote]Get out!

Christianity Etc › Re: Aggressive, Violent, Cool, Calm, Which Is The Best Way To Pray As A Christian? by hahn(m): 1:01pm On May 17, 2020
Humanoid01:
You think this way because you are bitter. Paying attention to people like you is the actual waste of time.
Lol
Family › Re: When Women Lie That They Are Pregnant Just To Trap Guys Into Marrying Them by hahn(op): 11:11am On May 17, 2020
pocohantas:
Stale. The only thing that is bitter is the truth you guys find so hard to gulp down.

Ain’t gat no pity for you. Choke on it! grin
And the bitter truth is?

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