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TheSourcerer:
why why in all bleeps would I want to read the Bible a 3rd time

Hahn see issue brother
I say I read Bible to times way you never ever read , i said I said I did twice (even belived I was touched by the holy Spirit ) mf now said I should read a third time

Hahaha

stabilizer:
We are all potential mugu but stupidity is different from negligence

Oh well. Life goes on

TheSourcerer:
na you even start to dey post correct songs for here , the idiots lots dey post Christain song with lyrics even mtcheew

Gospel music pisses me off I swear

stabilizer:
Givers never lack ni !!!

Mugus are never sharp

stabilizer:
I picked up a girl because it was sunny ON a day like that before Corona. We had conversation to some extent but to my SURPRISE, this girl asked me to borrow HER money till weekend. She also said she was hungry, i pulled over at a nearby eatery to get something for her, na so she order for rice, mixture of our regular colored rice, she ordered for snail, fresh fish and five alive. I have never seen or met someone like that in my entire life. Na after that she asked me to borrow HER 3k.

Did you give her the 3k?

binarymachine:
Source: https://flipmemes.com/2020/05/10/6-things-ladies-should-never-do-on-a-first-date/

Don't beg for tfare or money to fix your nails, hair or bring up any family problems that require money

I think US police should be issued tranquilizer dart guns instead.

In cases where the offender is being an ass they can shoot him, make him fall asleep and drag his/her dumb ass to jail instead

malvisguy212:
thanks bro. Long time, trust all is well? Are you still an atheist?

Lol

Your prayers for god to reveal himself to him have not been working

It never happened

frank317:
Stupid people everywhere... U are a BSc holder and a pastor is telling u who u will marry. My sister u deserve to marry a shoe maker, the ones that hawk their services with the tool kits.

Why are you insulting shoe makers?

On behalf of all the shoemakers we pass her on to those guys who buy and sell scrap iron

Op has been banned, again, and will resume in a bit

tenmariner:
its not only u. Some didn't even see the video but applauded the governor while majority failed to understand the sarcasm. I think there is a steady decline in the way we reason in this part of the world!

I think it stems from the fact that we don't earn things based on merit.

You can go to the university get a 3rd class lower in Yoruba language and once you know someone you are still guaranteed a high paying job in a bank whereas if you have a first class and you don't know anyone you are destined to roam the streets for years.

The result of this is so many people simply don't bother to read or educate themselves since all they need is to know someone thus we have such levels of low thinking.

In summary

Is it just me or do these guys on the fp do not understand simple sarcasm

MJBOLT:

is this a protest or a show off?

Obviously a show off

Kenneygirl:
Alexreports knows how to finish someone's mb,
anyway say no to rape

I swear

I come dey blame myself why I no pick say na him create the thread as I see "beauty queens" headlines

So what did the god of Elijah do?

LordShiva97:
They certainly will.
We're all pathological hypocrites here.

I swear

nijabazaar:
Chai...


But let's be sincere, if Enyimba or Rangers should have a line up of Five Chinese, 2 Europeans and three Tunisians will We Nigerians complain?
If and when we complain, will we be tagged Racists?

You are taking it too far.

If Eyimba should have a line up of 5 Yorubas, 2 Yorubas and 3 Warri people will Igbos not complain?

TheSourcerer:
oh that doesn't work nairaland disabled that , here .
darnleypedro22@gmail.com

Sent

TheSourcerer:
I'm a professional photographer , and journalist on leisure , I would not mind us meeting up to make this possible .Of course we can interview him if he's still alive he will gladly listen and give us insight to his mind , thank you haha for this idea . I'm in Abeokuta

You didn't reply my email

TheSourcerer:
Was Clifford affected by his 'culture' to be cannibalistic or was he born this way ? Nature or Nurture

You should take this thing further and give him a visit and interview him. I'm sure he's still in kirikiri. I've known people who went there and met him and from what I heard he is living large. How? I have no idea.

His trial has not been concluded. It would be nice to get into his brain and hear his own side of the story.

There are lots of stories in Nigeria that get abandoned because of myths and superstition. We might actually have more serial killers and cannibals in Nigeria than we care to admit.

Mosetgg:
Good evening Nairalanders.

I am an old member of this platform but I decided to just read comments and learn without registering after I left for sometimes.

But this issue has been bothering me for a while now which made me to register again.

I discovered that whenever I wanted to made love with my fiance I find it very hard to penetrate inside her vagina, though she was a virgin when I met her.

The first time we decided to have sex, I did it from the back and having believed I disvirgin her after that first "sex" which she also told me that I did disvirgin her because of some flesh she said she found dangling in her vagina after the 'sex'.

For like 3 months we've been making love, I normally 'enters' from the back any time we made love because she do complained that spreading her legs in the missionary style causes her pain a lot thus I settled to do her from the back.

Each time I insert my thing, I know there is something wrong because I always felt I am only rubbing my thing on the surface of her vagina but her buttocks deceived me to think something is entering something.

Recently, I intentional told her what I've been observing and we truly discovered that I've not been entering inside her vagina at all, she has just been enjoying my thing rubbing the surface of her vagina while myself because I was also doing it from the back, I was also thinking I was entering the glory land.

Now, after the discovery, she was confused and she said she's not sure if a woman should have a deep hole where a penis such as mine should enter, I was shocked by her level of knowledge about sex been a twenty 23 years old girl she is.

I have to play her porn videos to convinced her that a vagina should swallow up or at least accommodate half of someone's penis before she believed me.

We then concluded that she's still a virgin all this while.

My ordeal, I tried all my best to disvirgin or enter her vagina for four(4) days we have been together, my brothers, I could not made any hole o.

I used different styles and videos to convinced both her and myself that there is a hole we must create, and I even have to tell her that I had had sex before with my ex and there was a hole that accommodated my penis.

For the four days we were together I couldn't see any hole to create nor find anyone in her vagina, I later turn it to joke to her by telling her that I am in the season of ultimate search looking for hole to at least calm her down from fear.

When I checked her vagina it appears firm and somehow with a very small hole which I couldn't penetrate through. She has all the features of how a vagina should look like externally but penetrating hole is missing o.

Please, has anyone here experience such thing like this?

What did you do to solve it?

Am I still the one failing to properly disvirgin her or she does not have any hole that can hold penis down there?

Please Mr/Mrs holier than thou that will comment face your front to avoid crashing into canal of no return.

Thank you.

Guy, on light, open her legs and look at the vagina yourself

Peachy14:
God will surely judge and punish him for this act. may he never know peace.

The same god that sat back and watched her getting raped and did nothing?

Captain9ja:
In the lips of him that hath understanding wisdom is found: but a rod is for the back of him that is void of understanding. (Prov 10:13)

I swear to God. You are going to hell fire

Captain9ja:
Only God knows those whose names are in the Book of Life!

I have read it. Seriously. Your name is not there

Op I've read the book of life and your name isn't in it

chelseamann:
I actually don't have any problem with the church, pastor or any member.
It's just that my heart is no longer in the church, as in, I am just forcing myself to attend it's Sunday services and because of the fact that my heart is not there, I don't enjoy the services unlike before.

Few tips on why I lost interest:
1. The church is too close to my house
2. The environment is quite not presentable
3. It's more of a family church,
4. The way his son( the junior pastor runs the church as if it's his personal business, too authoritative).
Honestly, I totally fell out of love with the church and I wish to change.
So what's the best way to do that without hurting or causing problems??

By starting your own church. Tell them god called you

gbami:
Ephesians 6:5
Colossians 3:22
Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.

Tell me how? How is it possible?
To sincerely obey someone that's Enslaving you ...that believes you are a shit in the site of human, that you are a second class human...

Many things just don't sit well...

So what story in the bible do you believe?

njoku10:
Racism started in church when they told us that
Angels are white while Satan is black.
Satan was an angel in heaven before he became
Satan, how did he suddenly become black?

He has been roasting in hell for a while na. Don't you notice all those thieves that get burnt thanks to jungle justice?

Same principle

Plead:
Because I love food lol.

Then you shouldn't bother about losing weight but instead look forward to dying from diabetes, stroke or heart related diseases

Vyzz:




Wasting alot of money chasing this..


Is not even clout




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On a serious note, I have making ftc like crazy, and I have been waiting for the money the give to people that make ftc.

Who should I send my bank account details to?

Your English teacher. You deserve a refund