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sparogatively, thus is sparogated.

You wan cut am bfr... no dey lie on celebration head!

las las money sparogatively dey for Stupid things o!

Oyinbo people go call am controversial things, but to we here, it's stupid!

Siddon for house for 71 days, no commot, chop free food, drink to stupor, party till mama calls and at the end of the day go home with 85mill in all

Wetin our government dey do? dem no go come learn work? dem give us lockdown say make we no commot, but common Garri not to evn tok of the groundnut to take drink am, we no see! Anyway dey say dem share Palliatives but na the PaliaThieves share am.

Do you know why Nigerians don't talk about this topic?

It's basically because there is no viable business to brand!

Money nor dey, work nor dey! Where is the poverty capital of the world¿ I'm sure you know! our able Naija!

Anyway, all those Recharge card (VTU) sellers and Wig Makers/sellers make una go learn about branding o, cos competition don plenty for una market!

When you joined the Occupy Nigeria protest during Goodluck Jonathan's tenure, you didn't know Labour Union was on strike?
why didn't you say this then?

Sparogatively, some people can talk without thinking
I'm not surprised tho, as I know this is the evidence of alcohol induced reflections.

Sparogatively, I thought this lady had a resemblance with Genevieve Nnaji from the region of her focal buccal concentration, although she is taller.

I remember when she frequented the Nollywood Movie scenes with her Lover girl roles, now she don advance playing a more compact role like Dr Zara in Dry. That film make sense small!

Anyways, Stephanie Okereke-Linus, keep winning!

Sparogatively, this is not even MayWeather yet, but some part of Naija dey see Floyd everywhere.

Something must kill a man, but we no go die before our time!

RIP to the dead! Condolences to the family and friends he left behind

Sparogatively, when you planned all the co-habiting and the eventual coming of the Bride did you seek for our opinion?

Carry your cross brother, but make e no be say I derail the reason of ur thread...

Desperate times calls for desperate measures. Use that your same head decipher wetin u go do to commot am again.

Na you carry am come so sparogatively na you go still carry am go.

Shikina!

Sparogatively, I wish the gentle giant a happy birthday too!

Sparogatively, " I'm not a man of a preacher of Love, I'm a war, I'm a fight, I'm the Liquid Metal, the Lebadu, the Indabosky Bahose, The Lion himself!" ...

Odumeje we have missed you small o. Abeg we Nigerians need something to cheer with... APC no gree us smile again!

Happy birthday to your lovely wife, Our Celebrity Prophet!

Sparogatively, when I was young, I heard Malaysia sent a team to Nigeria to learn how to produce palm oil and grow the oil palm in commercial quantity. Nigeria had one of the best global practice in palm oil production then obviously.

However, today Malaysia are the number two largest producers in the world while Nigeria can't even cater for her own needs.

Nigeria really had a great begining but our Leaders killed that dream and are still kiling the dead dream

Sad truth: Those leaders were Nigerian citizens then and are still Nigerian citizens now

The problem is not our leaders, it's the citizenry

Sparogatively, we know how this always plays out!

If not for politics that changed Oshiomole to OshoBaba and now according to Dino OshoPikin, we would have been heaping praises on his NLC led administration, although we still are.

Man was the face and stronghold of the Union. Since he left none had filled that vacancy adequately.

Bring Back Our Oshiomole To NLC

Israel Adesanya, sparogatively, there was a rare moment of unity in Nigeria as the Yorubas, Igbos and Hausas...Christians, Muslims, Traditional worshipers and even atheist all joined hands to pray and wish for your win against Costa!

Thank you for giving us those few hours of oneness and making us proud at the end!

Kudos to sport for being the only thread holding this conglomerate of a nation from collapse.

Congratulobia Isreal Adesanya! More trophy belts to your waist line!

Sparogatively, why daughters of Jezebel carry their harlotry and seduction into the house of God is because some churches, (we all know well) that I wouldn't mention their names do not caution/reprimand them.

Instead they encourage them with

"Your dressing does not matter, God only searches the heart" all in a bid to have a booming congregation which translates to more money for "God's work"

Sparogatively... the good book made us to understand that sin is sin. 'For all have sinned'...

The human Court judge our misdemeanour and tag us offenders or criminals and places a specific weight on the offence or crime

while the Spiritual court...The throne of God, will judge us as Sinners! The idolaters, the fornicators, the murderers, the liers, the con artist etc...all would be adjudged Sinners!

No big one, no small one. All of them carry the same weight of punishment. HELL FIRE!

I regret all of them, but the ones I regret the most are the ones I may commit in the future.

The spirit is willing, the flesh is weak. Anyways, our God is a forgiving father.

Sparogatively, I have one question for you before I give you my suggestion.

Have you ever called anyone SIMP on Nairaland or offline in your lifetime?

Go and listen to Timaya I can't kill myself and thank me later.

Sparogatively, you sound like you need a job. Have you thought of locking up those certificates to hustle like you have never been to school all your life?

Bishop, God bless you sir!

Keep doing good!

Sparogatively, I wish you more life and more grace as you mark your new age!

nnamdi640:
Always in pain, foolishness of the highest order.Why dragging Abia to this matter.....
Afonjas and hatred are like 5 and 6. They can't comment like normal people without dragging other tribes to the matter.

I'm Proudly Igbo!

Representing God's own state! Igbo kwenu!

Nna, i bu Onye Abia state?

Their governor, (as obviously he can't be mine because I detest bad leadership) is a perpetual debtor, ask civil servants. A hater of good infrastructure ask Umuahia gate axis, ask Nndoru market, and also Aba just to name a few and then you'll understand I'm not hating. We need to hold these men accountable as little and as much as we can!

Anyways, sparogatively, I'm just a standardt guy that speaks the standardt truth from a rational point!

Op you agreed not to have sex with your fiancée, does that mean you don't have another Monica that gives you when you want it?

Anyways, back to your topic. Sparogatively, have you heard of soulmates? Probably you have encountered one!

About the sickness thing... talk to her if she also observes any strange feeling when you guys aren't in talking terms, without letting her know about yours. If she does too...gbam! ur are already soulmating

...but why would you go a day without forgiving your fiancée and patching things up when there is a disagreement¿ This is Ominous to a successful union.

Abi na dat your Monica moniker dey deceive you?

Sparogatively, in Nigeria everyday na risk...
if no be bad roads,
E go be Boko Haram... if no be Boko
E go be Fulani Herdsmen... if no be Fulani herdsmen
E go be 'Phyton Dance'... if no be Phyton
E go be Tribal clash... if no be Tribal clash
E go be religious clash... if no be religion
E go be our own Security forces wey suppose dey protect us from danger.

Abeg my hand don dey pain me already from typing... Nigeria no go kill person!

Call it overhyped or overrated... Lagos sparogatively, is on its own category in Nigeria.

Dividends of having working governors unlike Abia state and some other states

If there are 20 slums and ghettos in Lagos (as obviously there are slums and ghettos, as this is Africa), just Know that these other states would definitely have more.
Not that I'm Yoruba or whatever, to be supporting Lasgidi , I'm just a standardt guy that speaks the standardt truth from a rational point. I no evn dey Lag now, but I miss Lag already.

Sparogatively, it is convenient to say, Dave Umahi is the original Mr. Project!

Ebonyi state is highly fortunate not to have an Abia state type of governor

Our Nairaland resident pastor has always said it that, "The heart of man is extremely wicked".

This news does not surprise me... Some people in our Northern hemisphere are fund of this type of oppression too.

Verily, Verily, I say unto you... no news can sparogate me anymore. In Nigeria, I have heard and seen it all

Sparogatively, Wike is extroversial and a little bit controversial.

He talks about what he does and wants to do. He definitely is not overrated.
According to Nigeria's standard he is a working governor and truly he delivers on his famed promises.

Ask OshoBaba

Sparogatively, David Adeleke is a cheerful giver!

Wonder why some people shout "Frog voice" upandan and yet his 'frog toned' voice keeps dishing out hits upon hits ¿

wonder no further, cos the good book said, the gift of a man maketh ways for him

Keep Shining David!

sparogatively, before I give you my suggestion, shey you fit answer one question for me?

If this your 'strang woman' no come don get belle, shey ur eyes for don clear by now?

Sparogatively, right now it's all about


of LAY LAY LAY
of LAYCON
Mayorkun really did something for this guy unknowingly with that his of Lagos hit.

The game this Philosophy graduate carry come, plus im grace really dey wrk for am.
His ICONS cannot agree less.

I still insists this show adds no value to the lives of average Nigerians.
However, celebrate ones success even if it's in stupid things. Yours might just be around the corner

Sparogatively, Erica and Tacha's lives are a lesson for everybody to learn from. Two people who would have unarguably won the BBN show based on followings, got disqualified because of uncurtailed emotional tantrums

Do not react based on emotions... think! think!! with your head before you act

We don't watch this show but as Nairaland keeps forcing it down our throats, we decided to pick out lessons from it.

Well, Erica, I no be bad belle, so keep waxing strong, and hopefully become a better person

1.Make sure your room is well ventilated and moderately cool at all times. Babies are prone to harsh room temperatures.

2. The rash could be as a result of skin reaction to a particular soap, cream or cloth (night wear). Pay attention to these.

I could have suggested things to use to cure your child's rash, but, every baby skin is peculiar to them... so

3. Visit a qualified paediatrician for optimal result for finding a cure to your child's well-being.

Sparogatively, you child will be well again

Hope this was helpful¿