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Foreign AffairsRe: Ghana's Western Togoland Region Declares Sovereignty by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, Biafrans shouldn't see this approach as viable under this government because the blood the broom wielding ex-millitary man will shed share , will get to every household in the region.

Small protest like dis we go hear Operation Phyton Dance as if say we dey learn programming language.
HealthRe: Please Help! White Stuff All Over My Skin by Hambivert: 10:14am On Sep 26, 2020
Upload a Picture, let's see what it looks like and be able to advise you accordingly
PoliticsRe: Lagos East Bye-Election: APC's Tokunbo Abiru Campaigns In Ikorodu by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, in Lagos state, campaigns are inconsequential to politics when there is an anointed candidate.

Their godfather is a high priest called a Jagaban, who does the cleansing and anointing of candidates.

For a profile on Jagaban text BAT to 2020
SportsRe: Israel Adesanya Vs Paulo Costa: UFC 253 Fight Card by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, sports is the only force that makes Nigeria look like a unified nation. Sport really tries to hide our ethnic and religious differences

The entire conglomerate has failed. Well, kudos to sport that is the only thread holding this nation from collapse.

More wins Isreal Adesanya!
PoliticsRe: Edo: Oshiomole Blew It All Away - Oke Umurhohwo by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, my own na say Dino na clown grin

He look person Papa finish... Our former Able Labour Union Leader, kon call am OshoPikin

Make we no forget say Oshobaba na master of rebound tactics o

20th March 2008 : an Edo State election tribunal
nullified the election of Oserheimen Osunbor and
declared Oshiomole the winner.



5th of March 2020 : A high court in Kano has cancelled an Abuja high court ruling barring Oshiomole from parading as APC national chairman.

Victory is far from over! Make God Win las las
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-olu Launches One Project Per Ward For Grassroot Development by Hambivert: 7:48am On Sep 26, 2020
meetme01:
I totally agree with you.

However, there is an issue yet to be solved which is, who should conduct LG elections.? States are agititating for true federalism therefore, INEC cannot and should not conduct LG elections.

Still in the same vein, if states are allowed to conduct LG elections, it will always be a one party win-win. So, Governors will still subject LG Chairmen to their whims and caprices.

LG issue is this country is a dilemma. Not sure if LG are actually allowed to function, they will function. Our peculiarity as Nigerians was not put into consideration when adopting federalism.

Will like to have your view on this. Thanks
The State Independent Electoral Commission SIEC conducts local government elections in the state and the more powerful Independent National Electoral Commission INEC is empowered with only the federal and state level elections which translates to why the state mostly has all the Local Government chairmen from the same ruling party, leading to a Zombie like obedience when allocation is concerned.

If INEC is empowered to oversee the Local Government elections, maybe, just maybe we may have local government chairmen from other parties other than the ruling party in the state and this may lead to the Local Government challenging for their rights to their own powers!

but remember we Nigerians are a 'peculiar' people tongue
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-olu Launches One Project Per Ward For Grassroot Development by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, I just want to ask what is the function of the Local Government? undecided

If The Federal Government leaves it's own duties and begins to perform the duties of a state, how would that sound¿

Bizarre?

Well, I don't find this commendable . Give the Local Government back their powers! Some would say that the Local Government structure has failed, well, if it has, the state made it fail.

We do Local Government elections and elect chairmen who are supposed to oversee the Local Government and Ward affairs, but na lie, our greedy state level politicians no go allow dem see money wey dem go use do their work.
PoliticsRe: Ogun State Resumes Monthly Environmental Sanitation Today by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, when they first stopped the sanitation exercise they stated that the economy suffered losses from the suspended working hours and they needed to cull back the losses. Obviously then, they cited the sanitation exercise as a waste!

What would this Ogun APC government say now? Now that global economy is shrinking, now that coronavirus has led to job losses leading to lower spending ability and even restricted movements due to the lockdown that scientist have said to have resulted to a natural healing process for Earth¿
Has Ogun state wastes increased under this period?
what is the excuse now?

Nigeria has been Sparogated... dem go just wake up one morning without prior notice tok say 'oya o, fuel don rise, oya o! today na Saturday Sanitation don resume'

Signs and Symptoms of a failed Country!
RomanceRe: Tiny Rabbit Is Obsessed With Giant Girlfriend Who's 4 Times His Size (Pics) by Hambivert: 5:39am On Sep 26, 2020
Although, this is a sub-standard definition of an Alpha, sparogatively, this male Rabbit is not a Simp like some men.

Some men need to book tutorial sessions
CultureRe: Kingmakers Pick Bashir Aminu As New Emir Of Zazzau by Hambivert: 5:11am On Sep 26, 2020
Sparogatively, we hope the New Emir achievements transcends the late Emir's.

Many don't see the necessity of this traditional governments anymore only because they are not in the positions or they don't benefit from it directly.

Nigeria has been sparogated, but Long Live the King!
PoliticsRe: NLC Insists On Monday Protest Despite Court Order by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, after pocket don full, strike go end.

I wouldn't be surprised if we hear "we are no longer going with our planned strike, we need to be law abiding. We will only protest and make our grievances known, but no strike action anymore!"

At all facets of life, Nigeria has been sparogated by unscrupulous entities. Oshobaba was the best Labour Union Leader Nigeria had...but politics happened to him and the Union in general.
TUC? abeg make we no talk about those people na dem worse pass
PoliticsRe: Work Resumes On Lagos-Badagary Expressway After Sanwo-Olu's Visit by Hambivert: 6:45pm On Sep 25, 2020
Sparogatively, na Eye Service and Lip Service be Naija Mantra
TravelRe: Two Kogi State Polytechnic Students Die In Tanker Explosion - Pictures by Hambivert: 12:06pm On Sep 25, 2020
Sad times... RIP young men!

Young men sparogated just like that cry
God please save our souls on a daily!
TravelRe: 3 Nigerians Detained For Entering India Without Documents by Hambivert:
sparogatively, all man wan jand!

Nigeria has lost it bigtime... India no too bad tho, the wan wey dey pain me na when I hear say Naija guys dey run go DRC Congo, Afghanistan, Lebanon and even Burundi... All jand na jand¿¿¿

Short story

(at a party, sipping my red wine and browsing through my phone suddenly becomes restless after reading so many bad news concerning Nigeria)
Me : (calling out rather too loudly) DJ, Dj, abeg play me Mike Nliam and Abey Esho e go better
DJ : Haba! boss, for where I wan take see dat one na?
(wondering if there is no internet to quickly get it from, but shrugs at his negligence)
Me : Tony Tetuila own nko?
( Sudden power outage, throws the party into obscene darkness)
Crowd : NEPA!!!!!
lone voice : (calling in a 'high hushed tone') SARS! SARS!! na SARS cut the light!

(party comes to an end as everyone runs helter skelter)
CrimeRe: 26-Year-Old Man Rapes A 10-Year-Old Girl In Anambra (Photo) by Hambivert: 11:00am On Sep 25, 2020
Sparogatively, this is highly disgusting!

'Konji na bastard' e no mean say e no get Papa.

Guard your thoughts diligently and take control over your heart and emotions so you don't breed your doom and get sparogated.

#NoisNo
#SayNoToRape
CelebritiesRe: "Women Are The Superior Gender" - Korede Bello Declares by Hambivert: 10:50am On Sep 25, 2020
Sparogatively, Ozo has done more harm than good!

Simpletons must be dissuaded from causing more nuisance in the society. What's with September and SIMPs¿

There is no glory in SIMPing
#NoSIMPtember
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Ogun Youths March For Laycon, Give Out Airtime For Voting (photos) by Hambivert:
sparogatively I will always insist that this show adds no value generally to the average Nigerian.
However, who God don bless, no man can curse.
Laycon ur Icons say na u go win am...anyways me Hambivert cannot be badbelle for ur Progress. Any legit way anyone can use to make it here in Nigeria abeg no dull, chook ur head inside do am... no mind wetin people go talk.
BBNaija show na rubbish yen yen yen... If na wetin go blow you, do am with all your might!

I still insist the show no dey add value to average Nigerians anyway tongue
PoliticsRe: Kogi Explosion: Bello Meets Osinbajo, Gets FG’s Assurance by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, these are sad times for Kogi and Lagos states
How some Nigerians are quick to shout Black Lives Matters and even post solidarity messages for Lebanon but are mum when similar fate hits them beats my imagination.
If you can't do it for ur mother abi na father land please just keep qwayet . I'm tired of seeing hypocrites on my media space
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Sevilla UEFA Super Cup : 2- 1) On 24th September 2020 by Hambivert: 4:48pm On Sep 24, 2020
Bayern Munich be like

I 8-2 see Sevilla cry
Las las Sevilla will be sparogated
CrimeRe: Killing Of Sleek, A Musician By SARS Causes Protest In Port Harcourt by Hambivert: 4:12pm On Sep 24, 2020
SARS have done more harm than good and they need to be sparogated.
With this point of mine I hope I have a lot of people behind me and not against me supporting the motion that the government needs to end this unruly legal cult called SARS to prevent them perpetuating more damage on innocents.

#EndSars
CrimeRe: Bauchi: Man Rapes 9-Year-Old Girl At Knife Point Inside Her Mum's Bedroom by Hambivert: 11:28am On Sep 24, 2020
Sparogatively, this is highly disgusting
"Konji na bastard" no mean say no be person father am

Guard your thoughts diligently and take control over it so you don't get Sparogated.

#NoIsNo
#SayNoToRape
CrimeRe: TV Thief Escapes Lynching After Being Caught In Abuja (photo) by Hambivert: 9:17am On Sep 24, 2020
If these bad boys don too do you sotey you no know wetin to do again... You wey dey shout say No to Jungle Justice fit come dey say YES!
This life no balance, let's just pray we never be on the sparogated side.

lest I forget, say no to necklacing or any type of lynching
EducationRe: 56-Year-Old Ghana Woman Celebrates Her Graduation From Junior Secondary School by Hambivert: 8:55am On Sep 24, 2020
sparogatively
PoliticsRe: Obaseki Visits Governor Udom Emmanuel (Photos) by Hambivert: 8:35am On Sep 24, 2020
sparogatively, las las na Godwin

Abeg Obaseki for your inauguration ceremony help us call Korede Bello make he come sing that him biggest hit

Everything you do
na Godwin o
na Godwin o
na Godwin ooo!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Embassy In Canada Reopens After One Month by Hambivert: 8:19am On Sep 24, 2020
Nigerian embassies are just a commercial hub and a to fulfill all righteousness' structure in their respective country of operation

Small kasala go burst for jand and then you'll begin to wonder if you even have representatives there.

Nigeria have really lost her political relevance ask India even small Togo, Ghana and even DR Congo. We have been sparogated greatly under our darling Daddy's watch
PoliticsRe: Return To APC, Ize-iyamu Begs Obaseki by Hambivert: 7:59am On Sep 24, 2020
H.E Godwin Obaseki, don't let the enemy truncate your destiny.

This victory relegates every despicable plan the enemy concocted against you. Though Proverbs 16:7 says "even your enemies will be at peace" with you, it didn't tell us to go party at their abode.

A note of warning : To the man who sidelined egocentric god-fatherism in Edo sate to attain victory... do not let your victory be Sparogated
FamilyRe: Why Do People Keep Claiming Self-service Isnt Harmful When It Is? by Hambivert: 7:43am On Sep 24, 2020
Thank God you know the truth now.

Although I feel you are still struggling with it, (as it isn't easily defeated just by knowing its disadvantages) your breakthrough is lingering (very close). It just depends on the concerted effort you put into breaking from this addiction.

Try 100 days of no self-service and watch the urge diminsh distinctively and your overall well being increase.

Las las You may just be Sparogated bfr the 100 days, but don't give up. Start again and be diligent... No room for excuses
EducationRe: Man To Choose If To Live In The Past, Present Or Future. by Hambivert: 10:27pm On Sep 23, 2020
Op because you believe this nansense you obviously are not a standardt guy!

Your thinking have been highly sparogated
PoliticsRe: To Boost Revenues, FG Posts Treasurers To MDAs by Hambivert: 10:09pm On Sep 23, 2020
sparogatively under this present administration Nigeria has been sparogated.

They complain of no funds and tax us to pay for the loan they borrowed to embezzle and still have the guts to say they want to create another agency which them and their cronies will hold captive to siphon and milk us dry the more.

Naija Youths need to do something... It's obvious we don't like what's going on!
CelebritiesRe: 9 Most Protected People In The World And Some Amazing Facts About Their Security by Hambivert: 8:24pm On Sep 23, 2020
What of me wey na Archangels and Cherubims and Seraphims dey guard 24/7 ?
Where una go put me for the list?
PoliticsRe: Akeredolu: I Won’t Rest Until Ondo Wins Battle Against Unemployment by Hambivert: 6:20am On Sep 23, 2020
sparogatively... Everything in Nigeria na talk and no do.
SportsRe: Covid-19: David Moyes, Issa Diop & Josh Cullen Test Positive by Hambivert: 12:39am On Sep 23, 2020
sparogatively... All I can say is, make dem no come go sparogate our Premier League for us o

na wetin guys dey use forget the troubles of this country for weekends and atimes week days

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