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CelebritiesRe: Sandra Ezekwesili Blasts Paul Okoye Over Shirtless Anti-SARS Video by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, what is Woman Privilege?

My money is my money, your money is our money ba¿ or is it wearing cleavage revealing dresses even to church?

You abandoned the content and delved into the seemingly harmless concept.

Hugely and utterly uncelver. Don't change the discourse Sandra!
#EndSARS
PoliticsRe: Eleven Political Parties Collapse Structure, Endorse Pdp's Jegede by Hambivert: 3:05pm On Oct 05, 2020
Sparogatively this is huge and sparogated!

If Ondo APC is jittery then the plot of these ensemble party is really unfolding well. Nice 'create fear' in your opposition tactics. Nicely planned out. Die minute bonkers!

I no like APC in general, but my prediction is 'Akeredolu as the winner'.

Anyways, I hope this collapse was not a waste of collapse.
EducationRe: .. by Hambivert: 2:55pm On Oct 05, 2020
Sparogatively, next time write this in the diary section, as this is a diary session to me.

You have made up your mind, what contributions are you looking for again?

If you like study animal music... na you get your life

tongue
CelebritiesRe: FIBAN Asks Alaafin To Withdraw Mayegun Title From KWAM 1 For Beating Broadcaster by Hambivert: 2:34pm On Oct 05, 2020
Sparogatively, Wasiu Ayinde Marshall courts controversy because of the rogues he moves about with. The other time it was a shooting saga now this. The issue always involves his boys.

Anyways,
Rispect, Rispect, to the elders a ki yin o

but eyin ZoneB e sempé

I Respect KWAM1 for his musical consistency.
Over 5+ decade of work and he is still relevant in his genre.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Approves Special Salary For Teachers by Hambivert: 2:26pm On Oct 05, 2020
WHAT IS THE SPECIAL SALARY SCALE?

Sparogatively, before I commend this, I would like to know what the Special Salary Scale is.

I can not be commending rubbish, because this adminstration can not be trusted at all.
TravelRe: My Adventurous Weekend Trip To Epe by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, I would love to go on a getaway soonest, but business is telling me "can you risk it¿"

Even right now, what I'm thinking about is the amount of money one could make from this jungle in the island. cry

For Nigeria na Work before pleasure be the watchword if you no wan jeopardize your destiny and your generation own join.
CrimeRe: Aliyah Kuti: 15-Year-Old Girl Missing In Lagos (Photos) by Hambivert: 12:49pm On Oct 05, 2020
The way this smallie dem don dey big finish nowadays is really sparogative!

Anyways, if not that blood is thicker than water I'm sure you wouldn't be worried much, because you know she is safe.

I dey sure say your mind go don dey tell you say your niece dey man house now!
Anyways, I hope for her safe return.

Those guys thinking dem never born their wives now, I pity una already. The coming generations...na dem go be badness personified!

All we have to do is...Watch and Pray!
EducationRe: Share Your First Day In Lecture Hall Experience by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, my first day in the university I was just pissed!

"Is this what they call a University?"
"Blocks of glorified nonsense!"

Many of this Nigerian 'prestigious' Universities are living on past glories. Almost everything is substandard! Unconducive lecture halls meant for 300 students is forcefully made to accommodate 1300 students without adequate sound system to support.

Anyways, I didn't come to look at buildings and learning facilities, so I faced what I came for (to learn) and made my really good grades!

Hallelujah! I'm a super Lion!
PoliticsRe: Wike, PDP Governors To Storm Ondo For Saturday Election by Hambivert: 12:17pm On Oct 05, 2020
'Wike the Wiked'!

Sparogatively, Ondo no be Edo!

I see Akeredolu coasting to victory!
CrimeRe: Policeman Shoots A 19-Year-Old Barber Dead In Abuja by Hambivert: 12:14pm On Oct 05, 2020
sparogatively this is sparogated!
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: Trust, Key To Nigeria’s Economic Growth by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, 200 million Nigerians trusted this administration to save them from 16 years of corruption and maladministration but what did they do?

They raped the trust hardcore without CON dom SCIENCE and infected the unity we were managing with irreparable cracks!

So what kind of trust are they talking about again?

Is it Security trust, where SARS are killing innocents or where Boko Haram and Fulani herdsmen are claiming territories?
Is it Education where ASUU and FG have locked out students from their right to education?

What trust? Which trust? Where will it come from huh
TravelRe: Sani Aliyu: Travellers Must Bear Full Costs Of COVID-19 Tests by Hambivert: 11:27am On Oct 05, 2020
Sparogatively, I know these people are meticulously insane.

Anyways, what do you expect from a country that has carried out below par testing on citizens that are in its shores?
Nigeria is about 200million in population size but have not even done test for even a million people.

Here in Nigeria they charge citizens within Nigeria in some cases 20k. What do you then expect them to do for people coming into Nigeria?

This administration has done Nigeria hardcore without CONscience?
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Supporters Considering Jonathan For 2023 Presidential Run - THISDAY by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, all these people are nothing but noisemakers!

Confused set of people!
Bunch of jokers!
PoliticsRe: 2023: Tinubu Quietly Opens Campaign Headquarters In Abuja by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, Nigeria politics works like a Time Table for this politicians. Every one of them have their own period carefully mapped out.

Even though Jagaban sees this as his time, he should retract now if he still wants APC to be in power come 2023 by giving his 'stooge' Osinbajo the nod and finding a popular South East figure as running mate. Victory guaranteed!

Nigerians hate APC already, but their love for Osinbajo is unexplainable.
SportsRe: 'If Someone Cannot Cry About VAR It Is Man Utd' - Mourinho Has No Sympathy by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, there is only one team in England that applied for a double name change in recent times from the Court of Arbitration of Sport CAS and that is Manchester United.

VARchester United- (in solidarity to the V -irtual A -ssistant R -eferee

PENchester- (in honour of the efficacy of PENalties in matches)

#BringBackOurFerguson!

lexy2014:
In case u don't no, d name they actually wanted to change to was BOYchester United because it was as if d team had school kids in uniform and not professional footballers
did Lexy2014 just bring my attention to a third name?

BOYchester! Who killed the MAN? grin
PoliticsRe: Executive Order 10: Real Reasons Governors Dragged Buhari To Court by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, Nigeria like never before is on the brink of collapse. Probably only Restructuring can save Nigeria now.

Mr. President needs to understand this, not just restructuring state Judiciary finance and what have you, when the Nation as a whole needs Restructuring more.
HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For October 3 2020 In Nigeria - (2,968 Tested) by Hambivert: 12:54am On Oct 04, 2020
Sparogatively, on behalf of all of us that don't follow this update anymore...


...We say, There is no more coronavirus in Nigeria! .

Now can we go back to our normal liveshuh
because this whole thing no worth am again!
PoliticsRe: Third Term Agenda: How We Stopped Lawmakers From Collecting ₦50m Bribe – Osoba by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, every democratic administration that has ruled Nigeria have sought for tenure elongation one way or the other.

OBJ - 4 years for 3 Tenures

Yar'adua - Death came too early

GEJ - 6 years for 1 Tenure (which would have inadvertently made him rule for 12 years)

PMB - 4 years for 3 Tenures (which he later downplayed as non-existent due to agitations from different quarters)

Power intoxicates! However, the average Nigerian is just like her politicians. Extremely corrupt! Don't blame the leaders, blame everyone including you!
RomanceRe: She Loves Another Guy; Should I Still Care About Her? by Hambivert: 10:15pm On Oct 03, 2020
People shouldn't sparogatively be calling the MODs on some certain rubbish they post!

Not all foolishness deserves a broader reach!

Anyways, I hope you haven't called anyone 'Simp' in your entire lifetime, both online and offline huh

You shouldn't think I'm rash towards you, no! It's your post not you.
PropertiesRe: Adron Homes And Properties Staff Celebrated Nigeria At 60 In Style (Photos) by Hambivert:
Adron home staff, sparogatively thank God you have jobs that at least feed your mouths.

How about the many Nigerians that do not have any, or hope to feed? Do you think they would have celebrated Nigeria (in)Dependence?

There is absolutely nothing to celebrate!

Some Nigerians just want food ...not just complacently celebrating pictures of various dosages of #SicksTea (60) that they are feeding them with. angry
TravelRe: Truck Rams Into Tricycle In Onitsha, One Dies, Others Injured (Disturbing Photo) by Hambivert: 12:08pm On Oct 03, 2020
Sparogatively, living in this world especially Nigeria is a risk everyday.
May God console their bereaved and continue to protect us all!
CareerRe: Chevron: No Plan To Migrate Jobs Outside Nigeria by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, this coronavirus has really affected many if not all facets of life.

One thing I know for sure is that, I would use this phase to compose terrifying but yet educative story for my grand children and even great grand kids.

They must know how their grandpa fought and defeated the coronavirus with his bare hands after it had slain a great but many warriors both far and wide.
They must know!
PoliticsRe: National Assembly Commission Confirms Ojo Olatunde As Clerk by Hambivert: 6:27am On Oct 03, 2020
Sparogatively, any position in Nigerian politics brings home the big money bag, but this clerical position silently brings home the money bag!

Congratulobia! Mr Olatunde.

Do your job well.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump: Physicians Start Remdesivir Therapy by Hambivert: 5:48am On Oct 03, 2020
Sparogatively, I wish Donald Trump speedy recovery.

Pray for Trump if you love him more than PMB and Pray for PMB if you know he is your president.
CelebritiesRe: Laycon's Fans Scamper For The Naira Notes He Threw Into The Air by Hambivert: 10:01pm On Oct 02, 2020
Sparogatively, let me give you all something to hold on to today.

The link in having wealth and wealth sustenance is Financial discipline .

How does what I wrote concern this post¿

Only the standardt guys cool with wisdom would understand.
PoliticsRe: IGP deploys DIG, AIG, 11 CPs for Ondo election by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, with the way these people lobby for political positions and still have the effrontery to tell us money no dey for government is highly mind boggling.

If money no dey, why den would they be recontesting huh

They lie through their teeth, with their tongue in cheek...

Hypocrites! angry
PoliticsRe: This Why It Will Be Hard For Nigeria To Divide by Hambivert: 2:19pm On Oct 02, 2020
Sparogatively, I was agreeing to your write-up until you addressed this nation as an enclave of the UK.

I lost all ability to agree at this moment and I collected back all the agreement I made earlier.

Your post reeks of deranged enslavement from Neo-colonial imperialism and nothing short of that! You need to begin to think and see things differently... It would help.

However, Nigeria is on the brink of collapse
CrimeRe: "I Drug Them With Tramadol Tablets And Syrup" - Notorious Kano Robber (Photo) by Hambivert: 1:43pm On Oct 02, 2020
Sparogatively, this one na science student o! Robber with a niche. Tram and Syrup! Choi! His Rob ly Highness. Guess that was his title..

The good book has already said It shall not be well with the wicked

Anyways, is the north and drug abuse 5&6? huh

No... I don't believe so lipsrsealed they could be another figure, but definitely not 5&6 grin
CrimeRe: Favour Okechukwu: 5 Men Rape 11-year-old To Death In Lagos by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, Paedophiles are meant to be castrated if truly found guilty!

I don't like what I hate! How would any guy decide to unleash sexual terror on anyone... not to mention 5 guys on an underage¿ huh

We all say "Konji na Bastard!" but, here I say, all bastards get Papa for somewhere wey born am...alive or dead!

The Papa of konji na your thoughts . Your thoughts houses your actions. Guard your thoughts wella! Make we no come go hear your own tori for Nairaland later say u too don loose guard!
HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For October 1 2020 In Nigeria - (1,657 Tested) by Hambivert: 12:49am On Oct 02, 2020
Sparogatively, on behalf of all of us that don't follow this update anymore...


...We say, There is no more coronavirus in Nigeria! .

Now can we go back to our normal liveshuh
because this whole thing no worth am again!
RomanceRe: 5 Risks You Should Be Able To Take In A Relationship As A Guy. by Hambivert: 12:00am On Oct 02, 2020
Sparogatively, I find this extraneous and inconsequential.

Are you the one that would tell me the risk I should be able to take in a relationship?

Motivational speaker on the beat!

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