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The way she used prayers to take over another woman's husband and child, right?
This woman just irritates me

darkenedrebel:
Hilarious. . . . . .but excessively bloated. Kids do not create lacunae in marital sex. I once had to live with a distant family relative who put to bed 5/6 months prior to when I moved into the house. . . .and boy oh boy, those guys were on a perennial shaggïng-spree. They boinkëd like silverbacks high on viagra.
When the kids come all it takes is little tetris done on the sex time-table and the case is settled.

I need a favour. Checkity check ASAP!!!

Lolz, true. But some children can be very demanding though, always seeking attention .Unless they have something or someone to distract them or perhaps sleep comes by, mummy isn't going to be left alone. But truly it depends on how the couple is able to manage things.


Alright, I'll do that.

Onegai:


This is totally very true (infact I'm brushing my hair right now because of it!) But the reality is that, children are the death of Sex in Marriage.

Baby age 2 months: you will prefer to sleep rather than be awake thinking of nyashing. Because you haven't slept upto 3 hours straight in 2 months

Baby age 6 months: your husband (rubbing thigh suggestively), assumed the position and suddenly you hear "nyaaahhhh"

Baby age 8 months: you wear bum shorts and your baby, desperate to fight all your weaning attempts, chooks his head into your laps looking for a way to open your top (I shi.t you not this happens till breastfeeding ends)

Baby age 11 months: you wear your white pant and bum shorts, guess who is going to spit up food all over it and rub her mouth on your top in vex that you're giving her solids you will so change clothes.

Toddler age 1 year: you lie down, your toddler follows you. You stand up, your toddler follows you. You go to the toilet and your toddler drums on the door until you come out. It's called Separation Anxiety.

Toddler age 1.6 years: you arrange and package yourself on the bed and carry remote control to watch, what was it, Africa Magic. Your toddler begins to scream blue murder, because they were showing Teletubbies, how dare you change the channel!

Terrible Twos and older: you and husband get down. Halfway through, you realise the house is quiet. Strangely quiet. That is because your child is drinking from the toilet, about to put a metal fork in a socket, pouring water into your speakers, trying to pull a chest of drawers on top of their silly head, eating Omo, about to "superman" off the balconey etc

See, until age 4, just go with the flow. You may end up throwing away pre-intimacy just so you can knack in between baby naps, on the floor with dirty clothes on. It is because they don't prepare men to be fathers that they don't realise this. Those that have stayed with families who had really young kids when they are old enough to remember are usually understanding when their turn comes.

Fathers should hang in there, because it will get better some day and you don't want your marriage in shambles by the time kids become independent. When they start school, things get better a bit.

OMG, this is so hilarious

Wait, OP, you are a debtor that still had effrontery to beat up the person sent by the person you owe cos she is a female and perceived weaker.
If the boss had sent 'Awon boys', to come and harass you into paying, your strength would have gone on vacation with those ones. Yeye

If this Country weren't so lawless, you won't have the courage to come and share your silly tales.
Silly debtor

And so?:/

What was his job at the bank? Cleaner? I don't want to believe an educated person will think so backward but what do we know?

The town criers will still cry about this o. Like it's their body they covered. Ok, I can see them already

Some people can deceive themselves ehn

Lovely family.
But these people can shine teeth o

That hairdo doesn't suit her. She is pretty though.

Did you marry your grandpa's age mate? Didn't you court?


As in I really feel for the OP o, can't cope with a stuck up, egocentric, selfish man. Someone you can't joke with, play with, discuss with, share your feelings with, etc, married to a stranger. Some people are worse off than singles sef.

I don't even know what to advice sef just continue managing him and face your children if any. Just saw the 'Ode ' part, please 'Ode' is not a joke o, it's very offensive. I hope you've not called him that 'jokingly ' before.

So sorry about your situation. You know what to do you just aren't ready or scared to. And pls stop praying for fruit of the womb with a loony. You are still quite young with a small job, have you any close relative, friend or sister figure anyone you trust enough to manage with till you find your feet?

Leave that man, speak up and let your parents know what's going on but maintain your stand if they insist you go back (some parents are that 'abnormal'), don't allow them ruin your life. And are you sure that woman you call 'mum' is really yours?

Welcomed development

Even make it 'MTN', 'everywhere you go', na you sabi

Still didn't get the story. Besides I think, they just made things worse by revealing her identity. I'm certain most people can't recognize her in the video.
The person beating her in the video was obviously not her father. I hope she finds Justice.

omochelsea004:
i said i was even telling her that i will choose Pilling the yam & cooking it, but she insisted is either i go buy ponmo or i grind pepper, that she wont accept anything aside that two options, its obvious she is taking me for granted because of my gentleness & that was why i was forced to use her sisters husband as example for her to reason, must i do tinz in her way to satisfy her always, i can see clearly she is taking me for a ride for normally helping her in house chores

Eeyah, I just saw that part. She no try at all. You guys should discuss it and sort things out, let her know your stand about such behaviour, and see her wrong doings. Break the silence.
I don't think her sister's husband was a good example to bring up or maybe it's just cos I hate comparisons.


But this issue is still funny to me sha, thanks for slightly making my mood better. All the best.

JustHere2Observ:
I wonder ooo, making a mountain out of a mole's hill. To buy ponmo that you will eat is now an issue.

I really can't see the issue here too.
We don't know how it happened so can't say why she also reacted that way too. And him comparing her sister's probably irresponsible husband?

Na dem sabi

Gofwane:
^^^
see them. Smh for these type of ladies. You try to act cool, she takes you for granted. e.g the one above me. This is a potential disrespectful lady in the making.

Actually, i see nothing wrong in the op going to buy the kpomo. But it shouldn't be because she commanded it. It should be because he felt like doing it.

Your headache

*rolls eye*. I don't get, what's the big deal about you going to buy the ponmo while she prepares the pounded yam and pepper? Abi what was the argument all about?

Fools. Like bokoharam isn't doing that already. Boko haram kills people irrespective of religion, blow both churches and mosques.
Bunch of psychos

konfused:
He who has no Sin should first cast a stone.....


All these dudes acting all sanctimonious as if you guys are all angels, calling me wicked and all that, all I asked for is advice and not some holier-than-thou dudes telling me am wicked....


I bleeped up, yes I admit to that, but using that world "wicked"......haba!!!

If you don't have any advice for me, say so than calling me wicked for something I didn't do intentionally.....

Don't worry, it's not your fault. It's the lady that allowed another yeye, irresponsible man impregnate her again out of wedlock, I blame.

You are wicked sha and that's true.

I vote Fynestboi
cc. NLjega

I fear soakaways like. I can't walk or stand on one and I warn anyone around me doing such not to. You don't know when it'll cave in.

She is actually pretty. Don't know why blacks love drawing themselves in the mud, see how she is being called ugly cos of her colour.

Lovely couple.

They look lovely. But her hair

Where was the child's mother? That man must be insane.

So you were busy playing with both, got a single mother pregnant then remembered you don't love her, so she can now be a single mother to two children from irresponsible guys, then had the mind to come and ask for advice?

Your grey mater and conscience is dead and buried.

Children ehn. That baby kissing the pig tho

I vote :
Fynestboi Vizkiz Iamkingzlee Kenneth205 falconey

cc. NLjega

Her make up is terrible