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Hannibal:
She gave me a ROCK!!!

She couldn't wait. . . . . .She was too eager to impress and ALAS. . . . a diamond ring from tiffany .

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2570619#msg2570619 date=1217266184]Saw a few clips.I admire the way yall defended though and i also saw Tevez's scorcher with that being said i think Pompey shouldnt have sold Muntari and Crouch was a mess yesterday as well and Pompey's worst defender was Linvoy Primate.I can't wait for the season to start[/quote]Tevez was just paying back the faith David Gill/SAF placed in him.
In the next couple of months. . . . United would be signing him in a British record of 32 million odd pounds. . . . .
It seems Fergie is on some big drug money shyte. . . . . .

Go APACHE go APACHE go!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What Is The Nicest Thing Your Lover Has Done For You?

She gave me a ROCK!!!

stillwater:
Butter won't melt in my mouth

I know a kiss would.

Too personal a subject

U can say that again.
Gossip mongers are in hot pursuit watching with their snake eyes.

Its a WRAP!!!

stillwater:
Mother theresa doesn't think so

Of course. . . . . . this is simply because mother theresa didn't have the bad side u have got. . .  .
So Paris Hilton character comes into PLAY where mother theresa's character stops.

More like the day of giving my all

When will that day be and is there a way u can make it sooooooooon??

stillwater:
Mmmmh Mother theresa, that's one sexy woman, Lmao I hope to be as sexy as she was, lol . As for hearing more, that will be the day

Everything still fits into the blueprint.
Good gurl on the OUTSIDE. . . . Wildcat in the BEDROOM.

As for hearing more, that will be the day

Will that be the day of reckoning??

stillwater:
With the scent of fresh potpourri, she saunters
Who's the lady that walks slowly in her gazalle lithe frame
Who's the soft breeze that caresses your intimate of places
Who else but me

Magnificent . . . . .
I have never ever come across someone more puzzling.
Soft breeze that caresses my intimate of places??. . . . .
All of a sudden, u are mother theresa and paris hilton cloned in one.

Now tell me you're jealous

Still not jealous. . . . . . . but i still wanna hear more.

stillwater:
A rare variety of flavors rolled up in one is more like it. Jealous?

Jealousy is a classic female trait. . . .

Rare variety of flavours cloned in one??
It seems i have under-estimated you.
Please tell me more.

stillwater:
We? You wish!!! This woman here's a smooth operator, she doesn't need to tell the world of how she rolls, how much more jackal

I am not asking u to sprout the details. . . . .I just need an affirmative statement.
Smooth Operator?? I am licking me lips already.
Ummmmmmmh. . . . . . . what flavour are u?? Chocs or Strawberry??

stillwater:
Thanks but no thanks, this water's got her ways. She needs no tutoring

Are u sure u know the pros, cons, tricks, nitty grittys of the kizzack between the sheets??
I would be disappointed if we get there and u are absolutely clueless. . . . .
Think it through and get baq to me.

They are hyped because they are daring, provocative, seductive and ready to do whatever.
Gurls like these are not scared to bare all. . . . . . .they even go commando to keep tongues wagging.
Definitely, women like this are fun and exciting but thats where the buck stops. . . .

Wait a min. . . . . . .I can turn u into a bad gurl if u want the hype.

You are getting things mixed up here. . . . .

Men want the best of both worlds: a princess on the street and a LovePeddler in the bedroom.
Someone who is nice and treats us with respect, yet who acts like a wildcat in heat between the sheets. . . .

Pamela Anderson is just a sex symbol. . . . . . No straight thinking man especially an African would take such to his folks.
Therefore, The Pams of this world are just an item to be laid n used but when its time to hitch, men look towards the good girls.

How does one begin to tame Pam when married. . . . .Who wants the boobs of his missus to be out there for all n sundry??
Women like that are not trustworthy, dangerous and serial flirters.

Lemme make things clear and concise here. . . . .

There's an old joke that goes: Good girls say, "No;" bad girls ask, "When?"
As men, we're instantly aroused by the Pamela Andersons of the world, but inside we know we could never tame, much less trust, a female like this. Instinctively we seek out more normal, down-to-earth women when we're thinking of marriage and children. . . . . . . . .
My mother would detach me head if i go home with a Pam Anderson kinda tart so the "good gurls" are hot properties.

Bad Boys go after good gurls because they want a bit of both characters in one woman.
U cannot make a bad gurl good. . . . . .so it's a safer option to pick on a good girl and make her bad to one's taste.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=153004.msg2567083#msg2567083 date=1217198169]Dude, u either want it or u don't. . . don't have time to play these silly games [/quote]Patch the images to ma screen.
I have been waiting for em sinceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. . . . . . .

doyin13:
Word has it she is CHAIRWOMAN OF PEAK MILK as well as a BAKASSI native

Shushhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . . . . . . don't misinform the public.
She is the CEO of COWBELL(our milk!!!).

Siena:
Already, you've accepted flogging as a tool in educative circles, which is a worry.

I am disciple of SPARE THE ROD. . . SPOIL THE CHILD.
Ma kids must go to Naija for their secondary school.
The way the Brit Govt want me to train em is appaling.

doyin13:
No jealous me abeg. . . .na sign of good living.

Jealousy?? Ahn, ahn. . . . U won't catch me dead doing that.
Its a female trait. . . .
I was just trying to spell out your IRRESPONSIBILITY.

doyin13:
HR.Hotness

No mind Hannibal and his uncouth ways.

Look at this impetuous pig.
After 2 wives and many kids in various parts of the City. . . . .U still wanna score??
When is the naming ceremony of ur new born??

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=153004.msg2567005#msg2567005 date=1217197167]A private viewing could be arranged https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/39.gif[/quote]Private Viewing?? Thats a positive step forward.
Ummhhhh. . . . . . . . .I hope i don't get a pinkeye after viewing.

Caning helps a lot. . . .  . . .
It's called discipline. . . .
I agree there's a line between subjecting a kid to discipline and torturing. . . . .
However, i cannot imagine Nigerian kids in schools without the cane. . .  .

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=153004.msg2566957#msg2566957 date=1217196695]No buying going on here babes[/quote]

I can rephrase. . . . .Lemme examine the merchandise.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=153004.msg2566908#msg2566908 date=1217196208]I've got nothin but rave reviews, no need for digital images love [/quote]Rave reviews?? Like i keep saying. . . . .Beauty is RELATIVE.
What is nice to em maybe classic fuckery to me. . . . . . .
Lemme see what i am buying.

ritchboy:
oops, i meant to say volume 1. . . hard knock life is one of but not his best as u claim. in my lifetime, blueprint2, and dynasty are probably his worst. any objections?

Kingdom Come is worse than BluePrint2 . . . . . .U must be a serial blunt smoker to be saying this crap.
Are u aware Blueprint is a double album . . . Tracks like The Watcher, The Dream, Blueprint2(Nas Diss) and U don't know(with M.O.P.) are all better than any track on Kingdom Come.

the less said about this statement the better. i'm begining to doubt y'all have actually listened to kingdom come.or just read some inaccurate reviews.

One thing i know is there's no JIGGA, NAS, BIGGIE, 2PAC, DMX, JA RULE, EMINEM, 50, D12 album that i don't have on me finger-tips.
Kingdom Come has to be the worst production on roc-a-fella records.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=153004.msg2566818#msg2566818 date=1217195287]I did say it was beautiful, didnt I? no need to worry about its configuration   [/quote]Beauty is relative. . . . . . I may need to see a digital image of ur kizzack to believe ur ass is pwetty.

I know u're skint right now, so i understand. . .  
crude humongous rocks arent my thing, i'm not materialistic at all  

Skint??
U gotta be kidding, mate!!!

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=153004.msg2566719#msg2566719 date=1217194071]You like that don't u?   [/quote]I am not a fan of big, shapeless ass . . . It has to be well configured.

yes, your very romantic proposal  

A proposal without a ROCK??
Come on . . . . I aint that CHEAP.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=153004.msg2566685#msg2566685 date=1217193599]Villain  my big beautiful arse   [/quote]Big arse??

BTW i accept your proposal

Which proposal?
That contract??

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=153004.msg2566667#msg2566667 date=1217193352]Is that a proposal? https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif[/quote]Nah. . . . . .  I am a villain.
Villains don't propose. . . . . . . it's the reverse.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=153004.msg2566654#msg2566654 date=1217193173]Who gives a rats ass whether it works or not. . . its what i want! [/quote]U can have what u want. . . . . . . . . . . . but u will have to marry a saphead!!!

What Does Every Woman Want?

They want MONEY and more MONEY. . . . . .

doyin13:
Harry needs to get his head sorted man.

All that money on Forwards. . . . selfish cnut Defoe and tolotolo Crouch as well

He needs some central midfielders man.

I want to add the Charity shield to our collection.

Can't stand this Traffordils. Bunch of proud nitwits.

Keep dreaming . . . . . . The generals would be back for the Community Shield.
Van Der Sar, Evra, Nani, Wazza, Hargreaves, Brown, Rio, Saha, Park and maybe Manucho.

Thanx but no thanx.

Vodka, Courvoisier and Bubbly are what i am feening like this sunday evening.
Malt is too watery for me belly.

I expect Rodrigo Possebon and Danny Welbeck to break into the 1st team next season.

The game against the Chiefs some days ago showed Possebon is ready for top flight football.
What a player!!!!!