₦airaland Forum

Leilah:
The lady doesnt seem to mind at all!! For me now waaaayyy! just imagine all those stunning Ukrainian women!!

Not just that I would be lonely. There are four kids in this marriage.  

The woman should get a very durable Love Machine when she needs IT.
Ukrainian women are not too loose. . . . . They are even frigid so its good news for this woman.

Pataki:
EXACTLY!!!!

I can't believe the reaction of the women on this forum.
Blimey. . . . . These women are the first to say MEN are too randy and cannot keep their stuffs in wraps.
3 years and they are complaining?? Jeeeeez.

syren:
We have no pubs it's a 50 mile trek on horseback so i'll stay nice and sober with my malt thank you very much. Please no more of your cheesy beverages.

One of the disadvantages of the countryside. . . . . . .Sorry, amiga.
Enjoy ur malt and many more.

doyin13:
Well, why he no go win am, when all the best of south american football don go Europe.

the trophy is empty. don't mean nothing.

Are u aware Robinho and many South American players were still in that continent as at 2003??

Leilah:
Hi guys! what would you say and do if your husband wanted to do his medical degree in the ukraine and you both live in europe. Just i know of one lady who is an MD and her husband wants to go to the Ukraine alone for three years to do his studies there (as its cheaper) do you not think thats a bit too long to be away from your spouse?

There are summer breaks now and studying in Ukraine does not prevent the wife from visiting.
3 years is not too much. . . . .She should let her hubby bag his degree.

syren:
Oooh, well look at you, the connoisseur of cheesy beverages.

We shropshire chics aren't habitual drinkers so I wouldn't kno.

Hannibal don't test me, it's unbelievably hot where I am

Syyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyren. . . . . . . .come out and PLAY.
Go to the nearest pub and get STONED.
Red Bull with Courvoisier would keep u cold all night.
Now thats the test.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2571151#msg2571151 date=1217271743]@Hannibal
Thats pretty expensive even though i admit that Tevez was a fantastic buy by yall.He played a big part in the double yall won last season[/quote]Thank u very much. . . . .Tevez was a fantastic buy.
19 goals in his 1st season at GOLD TRAFFORD. . . . .Not many peops coulda achieved that as a second striker.
He kept at it and it paid dividends.

doyin13:
Take my word for it. Na one hit wonder.

He has got the big bucks now. He go soon fade like Mama Adire Brocade.

Just like Dwight Yorke.

Apache cannot be a one hit wonder. . . . . This is why i doubt ur knowledge of South American football.
Tevez was the best player in that continent for 3 years.

syren:
really? so you're a cheesy kind of guy I take it

Hey, malt is not cheesy

Malt is cheesy. . . . .when u mix with it Brandy.

syren:
Yes, Hannibal  is that a problem.    You go and get tipsy off of your vodka and leave me and my malt alone.  

It's not. . . . . . . . How can it be a problem?
Ma vodka is as cheesy as ur malt.

NaJa HaJe:
eeeerrrrrr . . . , . why did you get banned? What did you do?

Errrrrrrm. . . . . . . .The mods say me alias was too scary.
So i made up this one to get em more scared.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=155127.msg2571364#msg2571364 date=1217274503]Oh i'm confident. . . no problems there

u're the one with d hidden details[/quote]Ma details aint hidden. . . . . work hard. . . . use ur GPS and u may find it.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=155127.msg2571342#msg2571342 date=1217274269]yours gets mine sugar

I'll be waiting. . .[/quote]Waiting when i have been waiting for u??
It seems u are not so confident about ur booty!!!
Tap me cell when u are ready. . . . .

NaJa HaJe:
Had to take a break jo!!!! Nairaland was competing with my life. things have change tho (on Nairaland).

howz u been?

10 bucks say u dunno who i am??
I am giving u 2 mins to think it through.

@ Syren,

Still using a straw for ur malt drink??

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=154990.msg2571257#msg2571257 date=1217273152]https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/41.gif
You never fail to surprise me sir https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/39.gif[/quote]Lack of exposure is the only reason why any geezer would think like that.

arianne:
even when the sex was lame? sayin its as it is the real issue here.

When the sex was lame??
Not even idiots or mad people see themselves as insane.
It seems u are jealous of men. . . . .

NaJa HaJe:
Right . . . . .  and that makes  you? a Historic Cave Man?

Naja Haje?? The South London chic. . . . .
Where the heck have u been??

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=155127.msg2571283#msg2571283 date=1217273510]I don't spook easily. [/quote]I am waiting for the images. . . . .
It'd better be something to BEHOLD.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=155127.msg2571266#msg2571266 date=1217273243]Since u start dealing with me
YIM is d same as my email [/quote]Dealing with you?
Me wife is a traditional wrestler. . . .
Can u cope??

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=155127.msg2571233#msg2571233 date=1217272755]Lol. . . You didnt work hard enough honey [/quote]Hard work?? 
Since when?? must a dude work hard to view??
Anyways, put your YIM up and letz see what u got.

what would you call a girl that sleeps with you the first day you met her?

I would call her a confident gurl. . . . .
Where does prostitute come into play here?? Am i paying her for any services. . .
Any guy who feels a girl who shags on her 1st date is a prostitute needs to have his head examined.
He must be an autistic savant.

arianne:
dear, u are breakin the 11th commandment of Nairaland, "thou shall not generalise"

to some its a mindset that sex is debasing, but outside that context, even when both parties admit in their love nest that the sex was mutually gratifying, some guys still choose to make it all about them like the chic was some begging sex-starved slave in front of all and sundry!

Mutual consent has nuthing to do with this. . . . .
It's the chase right from the onset that places the guy as the game player versus the computer!!!
The chase, fone calls, arranging dates and finally SEX. . . . . . It's a male dominated kizzack. . . .Guys have the right to brag about this.


[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=155127.msg2571214#msg2571214 date=1217272490]Lol

you r not the only one who loves a challenge [/quote]Unfortunately, i didn't see the images.
U meanie.

Pataki:
Ladies should know when to avoid such men.

Who are such men??
Can u expantiate??

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=155127.msg2571139#msg2571139 date=1217271627]You might think so, but the way some men go about it tells another story. . .

the whole shagging and bragging concept only came about because the man believes that he scored making women feel used. . . if d woman did d scoring, that will eliminate all the shagging and bragging problems.

Ladies need to do some chasing and conquering of their own. . . problem solved![/quote]Was that why u were chasing me aggressively last night with ur beautiful arse??

arianne:
i like your humor (not your name).

yeah, most ladies wnt confess to plotting to bed guys. but whats rlly crazy is guys who still do this with chicks they supposedly serious with. i mean brag about a one-nightstand, a bet, a drunk orgy. . etc and i mite understand, but with someone your supposed to be down with. its really disrespectful

No real guy would brag about SCORING his main babe. . . . .come on. . . . Naija guys don't really do all that.
How many times have u seen anyone on NL bragging about shagging his main wifey. . .
Thats crass, uncouth n classless.

arianne:
rlly? DNA? thats refreshin! d analogy is interesting though a bit flawed. u assume guys are the only ones doin the plottin and schemeing? well, welcome to the new age where some ladies too devise how to bed guys. they see u and just make it a personal life ambition to sleep with u. now the reaction after the sexual drama is what is annoyin. why do guys make it look like u crossed seven rivers and seas to get what was offered to u on a diamond platter? so the fellaz can say your the man rite?

oops! don't answer that. u already said its in the DNA!

Lets do a poll on Nairaland and see how many chics would admit to plotting n scheming to bed guys.
Even when u do. . . . . .You pretend as if things just happened naturally so it's normal for any guy to think. . . YEA, i made it!!!
Reaction after sex is a relief guys get after the plot, plan and strategy. . . .
It's like having a car that won't start. . . You open the hood--dive into the engine and finger the mechanism. . . when it works, u are fulfilled!!

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=155127.msg2570978#msg2570978 date=1217270092]the girls set themselves up for it. ,

if u make the sex about u rather than about them, u get bragging rights![/quote]So u outplay ur partners in bed??

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=155021.msg2570940#msg2570940 date=1217269735]Nothin wrong with that. . . just that its not always about winning, more to do with the journey rather than the destination[/quote]I wish it could be that EASY. . . . but it's not always the case.
Many of these chics are hungry, broke and unexposed.
Since it's not written on their foreheads, u never know.

arianne:
the concept of kissin n tellin is a little too sublime to describe the way some guys spin after gettin lucky.

a lady on the other hand my call up her close friends and tell them how indescribable the experience was ( much to the praise and gratification of the guy)

however, most guys don't rlly care to whom and where the relay their experiences. for all u care, they could climb mt. everest to annouce their lastest conquest to the world and make a pressing effort to debase and objectify the chic. its just pointless, especially when sex is consensual.

It's in the DNA.

When a guy scores a chic. . . . . .It's like a football striker scoring a goal.
The build-up, the plot and strategy and finally the goal is like an achievement so he is in his own rights to BRAG about it.
However, for the woman. . . . . .she is the goalkeeper who has conceded a vital goal. . . . .She aint proud of it.
Geddit??

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=155021.msg2570904#msg2570904 date=1217269368]spoilt is entirely different from being in competition with. . .[/quote]I love competition. . . . .
Thats why i am different to the regular broke ass twats u get to meet everyday.
I live life on the fast lane. . . . . .ma kind is not afraid to push the pedal down when i drive.
Geddit??

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=155021.msg2570875#msg2570875 date=1217269025]Dude,

what kind of girls do u hang out with?[/quote]Nigerians, Africans, Caucasians, Asians, Hispanics. . . . .  .all kindz!
I live in a multi-cultural city so i try to stay on a safe side when dealing with these tricks.
It's not a nice feening when a man assume the position of a free loader.
Women are meant to be spoilt. . . . . Whatchuthink?

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=155021.msg2570834#msg2570834 date=1217268628]I find that hard to believe. . .[/quote]Believe!!!!

whats all this talk about outplaying, thats not what its alll about u know?

It shouldn't be but with em ladies of these days. . . . . Checks n Balance is all they know.
To completely eliminate such thunks, it's better a guy give more(not that it hurts me pocket though).

Look at this PRAT. . . . .
The same Tevez that disgraced Harry Redknapp in Abuja last night.
He scored the most important goals for United last season. . . . . .His goal against Liverpool at Anfield won us the league.
Someone told me this. . . . .to win the PREM. . . . U have to beat Liverpool at Anfield.
As soon as Chelsea n Arsenal failed to beat em last season. . . . .I knew United would win the league and they DID.
Thanx to Tevez. . . . .32 milla in a 4-year deal?? PRICELESS!!!!!

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=155021.msg2570765#msg2570765 date=1217267890]I bet the rock alot more than d car did eh? [/quote]Nah. . . . . .
The Car actually cost TWICE as much!!!
I don't let women outplay me in anything. . . . I am kool like that.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=155021.msg2570738#msg2570738 date=1217267511]And what did u get her in return? [/quote]A car(although it was a Y-reg)