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Don't hesitate. . . . .
To err is human.

onyinye2:
Whatever, such kiss probably don't even exist. if it does, May God help the poor soul you will experience it.

Very Funny!!!!

It does exist. . . . . .Ask the Naija chronicles on this forum.

syren:

U might need ur malt drink again.

onyinye2:
what is the naija kiss again?? you kiss then feed each other rice and stew?? i mean seriously what is it?

Get a Naija guy to date and he should teach u the nitty-grittyz of a Naija kiss.

superstan:
they are just taking the piss.

nigerian men are the h-bomb.

I don't even know where all these theories are sprouting from. . . . .
Naija men cannot french kiss?? Big deal.
French men cannot Naija-kiss too. . . . . When they learn how we do it. . . . we shall learn theirs.

syren:
*sigh* thank goodness

Hi Hannibal

Ssup Shropshire chic. . . . . . .

Sex does not govern/determine when a man is ready to commit himself into a relationship.
The whole commitment thingy depends on both parties.
Every detail has to sync before a guy sees himself as someone's life partner.

The same Eagles u condemned. . . . .
Humble pie can be bitter, innit??

syren:
Do they? Is this true?

Very untrue.

HNIC:
@ Hannibal
Theo has scored and will score loads more this season.
Not sure Eagles will ever get to score, except if he's shipped out of manure,maybe to Hull City

Who scored the scorcher against Everton in the 2006/7 season at Goodison Park??
It seems ur football knowledge is on the decline.
Eagles has been scoring EPL goals since the fall of man.

Akolawole:
Just like Almighty Theo Walcott

Touche. . . . .

Walcott went 2000 minutes of Prem Football before scoring a leagur goal.

HNIC:
First it was Chris Eagles missing a one on one with David James,now Campbell,no wonder,it's always suicidal whenever manure plays its second team
Chris isn't maturing as fast as he was first hyped!!!

I remember this 2nd team beating Arsenal 4-0 in February. . . . . . . . .
Talk is cheap.
Our kids are better than yours.

lordimpaq:
@hannibal,

i think you are jackal and the other aliases,

from the previous post, i think its both pessimism and optimism,

pessimism in the sense that we are afraid of not winning anything again because of the crappy looking team.

optimism in the sense that we hope our "sexy" football would amount to something this time,

just my thoughts,

Lordi the pooh. . . . . . . . . . Don't despair.

Arsenal should forget about winning anything this time around.
The squad is too young to challenge big teams like Liverpool, Man Utd and Chelsea. . . .
Tottenham n Everton are also in hot pursuit and one of em might break into the top 4 echelon.

What channel is beaming it LIVE??

I was watching on SKY 198 when the pictures collapsed all of a sudden . . . We just can't get things right in Naija, it's pathetic!!!
Those chubby kids of em Senators . . . what were they doing on the pitch??
Most of em didn't even wear the complete gear. . . . . Pompey shirts on Jeans?? . . . It's appaling.

Abuja couldn't fill up it's terraces.
One fat woman kept kicking the ball with her shoes falling off.
Cele Babayaro has joined Pompey. . . . . Kanu looked like a mallam and not even dressed up for the game.
What else is there to say??

ritchboy:
this just proves u don't have a clue! blue print 2, dynasty, and volume 2 are jay z's worst albums.

This has to be the most laughable comment i have read on the internet. . . .
Hard-knock life, Blueprint 2 and Dynasty are Jigga's worst album?? Are u insane??
Please modify ur statement before someone sees it. . . . . .Volume 2 is inarguably Jigga's best album till date!!!

needless? meaning what exactly?
rushed? the black album was released in 03, kingdom come dropped in 06. a 'little' 3 year gap. it was RUSHED indeed
lacked lyrical nous? i don't even need to elaborate. . . it is literally IMPOSSIBLE for a JAY Z album to 'lack lyrical nous'.

Rushed doesn't necessarily mean the gap years between the albums preceeding it . . . . . It is the amount of time spent on production.
Kingdom Come can never be in the top 1000 albums of any Hip Hop head.
It seems u just started listening to Rap last month. . . . .

now what did i tell u about sticking to footie?

U should stick to palm wine tapping.
Rap is not ur forte.

syren:
Don't mind me, I'm feeling very hot and irritable at the moment.

Must be the weather. . . . .
Get a cold shower and a can of beer.

syren:
But atleast he should know what I like, that makes the gift even more special it'll show me that he's attentive. I mean anyone can give random gifts to you.
Put your self in a woman's shoes, she may get many gifts from admirers, but if you take time to find out what she likes, her favourite colour, brand/designer then that says a lot about you.

There are some things a woman can never have enough of. . . .
Buy em for her and she is jumping up and down like a stallion on dope.

Yes already but we'll get it back don't worry

I am worried about ur mood swing.

ritchboy:
and arsenal just keep getting weaker and weaker every season since '06.
05/06 we had lehmann, ashley cole, campbell, toure, eboue, pires,gilberto,fabregas, hleb, ljungberg, henry, reyes, bergkamp, rvp,clichy,lauren, etc plus adebayor and walcott from january.
06/07 we had lehmann, clichy, gallas, toure, eboue, gilberto,fabregas, hleb, ljungberg, rosicky, henry, adebayor, rvp,clichy,flamini, denilson, diaby, walcott etc,
07/08 we had lehmann,almunia, clichy, gallas, toure, sagna,eboue, flamini, gilberto,fabregas, hleb, rosicky, adebayor, rvp, denilson, diaby, walcott, bendtner, eduardo etc
now we are left with almunia, clichy, gallas, toure, sagna,eboue, nasri, vela, ramsey, fabregas, rosicky, adebayor, rvp, denilson, diaby, walcott, bendtner, eduardo. . . appalling!
it would take a miracle for arsenal to win the league this season.

Is this optimism or pessimism??

Where is that gay-ass Debosky when one needs him to clarify stuffs.
Only a blind man will compare the set of Gaynners today to the one of 5 years ago.
Gone are the days of Bergkamp's trickery, Henry's tenacity, Viera's dominance in the midfield and Ljunberg's amazing runs.

I need to see Chelsea strikers against Sol CapmpBell and Distin on the opening day of the PREM.
The scoreline flatters Scolari and his lads. . . . . .My pub team woulda done a better job.

The only difference i can see here is Chelsea don't play one route football again.
Thatz a PLUS.

syren:
FACT! As long as I actually want those things. I don't want expensive clothes that I wont wear, when there are things that i'd prefer. He's got to know what I like.

It's a gift. . . . . . . U don't need to know what he is giving you.
The surprise effect has to be there.

You spoilt our moment Hannibal

Already??

U are more likely to love expensive things than cheap stuffs. . . . FACT!!!

syren:
LoL lets savour this moment, we don't know how long it will last

I have always known cash rules. . . . . . . .
Syren would rather date a guy giving her a LV bag than the one who sends cakes from GREGGS.

syren:
Well in that case, gift guy stands a better chance

_{seems a little heartless tho}

Finally, we agreed on something.

syren:
That's a big if but agreed
Really depends on who I like more, that will be the deciding factor
The gifts can be a bit of a distraction and you lose focus on the things that matter.

Letz assume you like the 2 of em EQUALLY.

syren:
I see what you're trying to do

Don't love em, I prefer good guys that are edgy

Good guys that are edgy are BORING!!!!!!

syren:
They do help but what if he can't afford it?

If he cannot do it. . . . . .he is at a disadvantage if there's someone else u like who is willing to spend.
Agreed?

stereo2:
I have a friend. He started dating this girl some months back and it seems it wasn't working out which led to their break up. although my friend seems to love this girl bt the girl said the guy doesn't.

Anyway, my guy is dating someone else now but his anger with the way the chic broke up with him and his love for the girl made him to send her a wicked message that just to make the girl feel bad but thst only got the chic mad who also sent an annoying message to insult the guy.

The crux of the matter now is that my guy says he must "deal" with the girl either by dating her friend just to prove a point or do something stupid to her. I told him to just let sleeping dogs lie but he insisted. Do u thonk this is right?

Please your views are welcome

Let him do what he needs to do . . . . .
Please come back n give us the details after "dealing" with her.

syren:
same goes for women generally, including me, a good loyal guy with a naughty side keeps things fun, and leaves out all the heartbreak.

In other words. . . . u love Bad Guys??

syren:
@post

maybe your girls do. I've known guys that are broke and have made wonderful partners (not to me) only problem is the stress that comes with lack of finance, it eats away at the relationship

So u don't want that geezer to send gift cards from Argos n Debenhams as incentives to date him??

Nella:
Money hardly plays any part in my relationships -- besides I hate a guy who will try to show me that he got this and that, they are always full of themselves. To hell with your money jor.

Are u sure of this statement??

What about the school of thunks that said No Romance Without Finance??
A gurl once told me that lil gifts are the ingridients of a romantic dude.

syren:
I think we all have a wild side, some suppress it while others let is loose, it'll all come out eventually

In all honesty, i prefer a bit of both(good + bad). . . . .

The ideal woman for any guy would embody the best of both of these types -- the niceness and loyalty of the good girl and the sexual abandon of the bad girl.

While such women may exist naturally out there, they are so hard to find.
It's more likely that, to achieve this ideal, you'll have to train a good girl to be bad (cos there's no way a bad girl is going to be good).

syren:
You just put yourself in the same catagory as them so are you all these things?

A guy does not need to satisfy all em characteristics to be bad. . . .any 3 will do.

Can't argue with that

Great!!!
Now cut out the social bit in u and u might just be a good gurl.

Hannibal:
A typical bad boy is  

--Cocky
--Arrogant
--Always puts himself first
--Is inattentive to a woman's needs
--Does what he wants when he wants to do it, regardless of what anyone else thinks
--Acts like a loose cannon
--Struts his masculine sexuality
--Isn't even remotely a "nice" guy
--Treats women badly
--Often uses women for sex

That is a Bad Boy!!!!

syren:
"Bad" guys, I thought you were different

What's a "good" girl then I'm curious.

--Reserved
--Respectful
--Caring
--Warm
--Witty
--Intelligent
--Tactful.