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alexleo:
I was going through a newspaper and i saw a particular page where guys sent in their phone numbers saying that they need sugar mummies and that anyone interested should contact them. In all, i discovered that they have one common motive- they want wealthy women no matter how old they are and their marital status, that can sustain them financially while they in turn give them sex. Quite a pity that youngsters are looking for money in such a God forsaken manner. Whats your opinon, Is this caused by poverty in the land or growing lustful desires among young people?

This happens everywhere in the world. . . . . .It's not about poverty or lustful desires.

Some men are just attracted to older women.
My handyman is 22 and he has never dated a woman less than 40 years of age.
He likes his women matured.

shylladear:
for those asking for the crime,
imagine a lady/guy who went to prison because of murder, child abuse, drugs, prostitution, rape or other hidious crimes

Errrrrrrrrrrr. . . . . . . . . .I will PASS!!!

Rape??  Her name would be on a sex offender's list for LIFE.
Murder?? She won't be employed anywhere once her name is passed to CRB.
Drugs?? I don't even need to spell this out. It's morally wrong.

stillwater:
It is you that is a liarrrr!!!!

Musta learnt from you.

tkb417:
@Hannibal
rflmao
he reminds u of satan? hehehehehe, don't let me break ma lappy abeg

Yes, he reminds me of satan with a pitch fork.

You know how Lagos babes behave, just drive them around town , they'll think ure the heir apparent to the king of Saudi. Dayo has been using the trick to defile all the teens in VI. Hes got a little coins to throw up and down. but how will the unsuspecting girls know say all na facade?
His pocket is not only lean but now empty. He needs deliverance quick

What a misfortune!!!
Lagos gurls have suffered.

24 is def'ly the best. . . .
The technology n technical terms used are top drawer.
It's too REAL to be a TV show.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=16635.msg2555889#msg2555889 date=1216991126]And who is to say they would have fared better had Mourinho stayed on?Bottomline is they didnt win squat 2nd is not a winner and 3rd nobody remembers[/quote]I cannot believe u would diss Arsenal this way.
Debosky would blow his gasket when he sees it.

Poet Laureate IV--Canibus

Thug Love----50 cent.

tkb417:
@Hannibal
Dayo is straight!!
Hes damn a f'cking pedophile!!! All the teens around adetokunbo ademola/Muri Okunola have been defiled!!

hes been banned from coming to ma house. Now hes running after my little cousin
That reminds me, this is the best time for the militants to have his ankle shot!!

Lard of mercy!!!!!!

Dayokanu with his tortoise-head shagging all the teens in VI??
Is this due to Dayo's lyrical prowess or Naija chics are after his lean pocket?
Won't let ma dog anywhere near Dayo. . . . .He reminds me of Satan.

Liar!!!

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2555965#msg2555965 date=1216991791]I am not sure Tottenham would be that stupid to sell Berbatov to yall selling their best striker to one of their arch-rivals?What do you want him for anyway he would probably have a heart attack trying to keep pace with your break-neck counter attacks[/quote]Touche. . . . . Berbatov is a waste-pipe.

@ tkb417,

I thunk DayoNazi is a gay.
Are u serious Dayo is straight!!!

Emperoh:
@Hannibal
You sure will bet that ma snipers will be looking out for the foolish Chavs and Arses
I will have them positioned all over the stadia
they will end up as Suya meat for the Abokis if they try any shit
I heard the tickets go for

Now i wish i am in Nigeria to see the match.
The experience would be top drawer in Abuja with fans chanting ROONEY! ROONEY!! ROONEY!!!
Shoot down em Chelskis n Gaynners. . . . . . They are all enemies of the state.

She said they shagged once, she didn't enjoy the experience and she didn't let the dude near her until marriage.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=6372.msg2542980#msg2542980 date=1216748773]@ritchboy
I am equally as confuzzled i mean the Intro alone would kill most of the rap albums out there[/quote]Don't be confuzzled. . . . .Kingdom Come is Jigga's worst album till date.
It was needless, rushed and lacked lyrical nous.

rampant:
ofcourse they shagged ,afterall he was done that disvirgined her

They shagged once!!!
She couldn't have known her dysfunction(with her husband) on her debut.
Afterall, the 1st time hasn't been known to be pleasant for any woman.

dbisiback:
It's so unfurtunate that this actually happened to me, a lot of people who knows me will argue if i tell them i did this, thank you all anyway, i hope one day i will be able to forgive myself. For those who think i am a cheat well, that's your opinion but i can tell you categorically that what happened is a very shameful act i regret i hope i will wake up one day to see its a dream but alas it happended and NO i have not slept with that ex since then, we met at the airport on my way on holiday in december we exchanged greetings but the kind of shame i had could only be imagined. He knew it and felt for me he actually apologised to me even though he need not to afterall he did not force me.
Well that is by the way, i want you to know that the shameful thing i did was not to revenge no, read the initial post again, i don't enjoy sex with my husband and overtime i felt i needed to be sure that its not just my system and that was after asking my mum if i was circumcised and she said no, so to be sure my body can not ever enjoy sex i fell into that shameful sin. I achieved my aim, at least now i know its not that i can not enjoy sex but only with my husband. I just have to live with it bkos up till now i still don't feel anything when he makes love to me i just pretend and how on earth can i tell him someone slept with me and i enjoyed it. I hope one day this will pass over me.
Betadas i was not cheating on him while we were courting or after marriage he was not my first boyfriend but i never slept with any of my boyfried i had be4 him which this guy happened to be one of them. I had a couple of boyfriends before we met even after we met and we broke for about a year i had some but it never lasted bkos i was doing 'do not tourch'.

As far as am concerned, your 'DO NOT TOUCH' policy is the only crime u commited.
if u had shagged ur husband while u guys were still dating, u woulda known this dysfunction.

Pataki:
Yes because I see her as a human being and not as a murderer.

Difference between you and I.

Valid point!!!
Some people out there are worse than prisoners.

shylladear:
can you date or marry an ex convict who is now a changed person
(that is if he or she really has changed)

If the laws that are enforced in western countries are enforced in Nigeria, 99% of the guys there would be in Prison.
Drinking, Smoking, Jay-walking, Fighting(very common), ABH, GBH and various prostitution ring. . . .  
Never mind sexual assault, child abuse and thuggery in motor parks.

Why not??

People go to prison for various stuffs?

Driving under the influence
Immigration issues
Various civil cases et al.
These are not criminals but careless folks.

Will i date any gurl in these categories?? A resounding YES.

kpoxyresin:
Whats up guys, I love u all, am also a Manchester United fan, actually, am new on this forum.i.e,Nairaland, As we prepare for the new season, lets try and forget about the Cristiano ronaldo saga as it is one of those things that happen in the world of footballl, thats y Real madrid will keep being the sassy club that they are, telling he whole world that they want to buy C-boy but are at the same time unwiilling to let Robinho go to Chelsea, I love u guys all, So much love

Welcome bruv!!!

The truth is. . . . . .Madrid don't have £80 million to buy CR7.
Their business model failed spectacularly the last time they signed Zidane.
They were bankrupt after that and almost lost their stadium until they got bailed out by the tax payers.
If they want CR7, let em pay 70-80 million odd pounds.

dayokanu:
Are you sure Rio is not hooked to some dope joint in Masha or Lagos Island. Tell him Naija ganja is different .

Meeeee in a Man Utd match . I am very busy now in the next two months the place I would be is Bavaria for the Oktoberfest. Enuff booze and Bavaria chics

Of course, losers like u won't watch champions of England/Europe.
Stick to ur Bayern Munich while we champions watch the RED DEVILS.

Akolawole:
I remembered what Cole said immediately Grant took over, "We are now playing proper football"

Proper but Fruitless footie even Portsmouth get something

This will be a reference point in May

Chelsea was unlucky last season.
They still had a better season than Arsenal or Liverpool.
Not many clubs woulda survived what Chelsea went through in September last year.
Imagine Wenger walking away from Arsenal mid-season . . . . They woulda finished 10th.

ritchboy:
And the buffoon decides to keep going. . .
''you are A IDIOT''
I am a idiot?
And you are AN FOOL!
your illiteracy stands out like bird shit on a black shoe.
I'll be happy to pay your fees, just do yourself a favour n go back to primary school.

Stop polluting our thread with your gibberish, Mr English.
It's not like you are any proficient/adept in the use of English so what are u trying to prove.
Keep ya tail in between ur legs and walk.

Akolawole:
@Hanibal
Dr Kit is not a die-hard Wenger person only people like Debo fit do West ham hotel thingy

I don't trust any Arsenal fan. . . . . They are all rogues n common criminals.
Emperoh has distributed all their pictures to the security men around Abuja stadium.
These men are to be shot on sight. . . . the order is:SHOOT TO KILL(A head-shot).

tkb417:
Hannibal
lmao!!
Kitaun and Debosky to kidnap? hehehe
the heavy presence of our Hausa Mancs will be enough to intimidate them.
They dare not try anything silly because it will be tantamount to suicide.

No worries, our players will be aight. Heard Rio wont be coming?

Rio won't be coming?? Where would he be then??
With Fashola or where??
Anyways, Dayonazi is anutha enemy of the state u have to deal with. . . . . Shoot him in the groin if possible.

ThoniaSlim:
This ain't a case, if he knows he's innocent then i don't see any reason to be scared.

The story is incomplete. . . .
She didnt wanna do. . . .the guy wanted to and he did. . . .
Did she scream, struggle or was there any sorta resistance??
Lets even assume it was a classic rape. . . . . Why didn't the chic report at the station the next day??
This is similar to any charlie chaplin series. . . .highly comical.

dabriggs:
You've never met her.She is your friend's younger sister.Shes about 25. She comes when your friend travelled. Now you guys get along fine.I mean you gist,take a stroll together,you do a little shopping, buy her a chocolate ice cream (nothing too big or fancy).You guys crack jokes, recall your child hood days and naughty things you did then.You gist about school and hold hands etc etc.You virtually take to each other. You guys go back home and gist late till after mid night.On her bed.Your skin touch she doesn't move etc Latter you kiss her. She kisses back when things become a little hot she calmly suggests that you guys should probably not do it''. However things get hotter and you finally do it.
The next day she asks you why you did what you did.YOU APOLOGISE BUT YOU ARE SHOCKED WHEN SHE SAYS YOU RAPED HER.

After that she stays for some days.Browses with your laptop,you see movies together at home.She even tells you you guys should go to the galleria etc etc.You decline and avoid her.But out of fear you apologise and plead with her sending her SMS,leaving notes for her at home when you are off to work.

The next day she invites her boyfriend to sleep over.He sleeps over for three whole days.They have their tryst and you get upset because you don't know the guy etc etc.Besides she did not tell you he was comming.You tell her she is disrespecting her brother,his house and you. she gets pissed and claims that afterall you rapped her.YOU GET MORE SCARED NOW AND APOLOGISE MORE.You start avoiding her for fear of what she might say next.
Now a day before she leaves she says she wants money for flight but she is rude anddoes it without courtesy,besides you are a little broke so you tell her to ask her boyfriend. She sends you a stinker and says "look what we had was not love making it was rape!"
She gets back calls her elder brother (your friend and host) and carries out her threat.he calls you up and then its the biggest problem you'll ever get to see in your life.It starts, and it only gets worse, the police etc. etc.

ITS HAPPENING TO SOMEONE LIVE AND NOW.THIS IS NO JOKE.

Let her go to the police station. . . . . she has no case!!
Rape?? And she still came back to the house to sleep for 3 days??  Are u shitting me??
You need to go learn the things that must take place for a rape to be established in a Nigerian court. . . .  .
This girl is just taking the piss on ur mate. . . . .

DEXTER(season 2)
Damages.

tkb417:
@Hannibal
You will be schocked SAF would keep his cheque book if Berba is unavailable. Hes stopped buying 'Pipes'!!!
To him, Huntellar is a 'Pipe'!!

Berbatov would be flogged off to Italy or Bulgaria.
At this point, i would take Dean Windass from Hull or Harouna Kone.
Anything but Berbatov.

Meanwhile, make sure nuthing happens to our players at Abuja.
I heard Loyika/Kituan are planning to kidnap em boys. . . .
Don't allow Dr. Kit in the kitchen . . . . don't want any sorta food poisoning.

nateevs:
You still get to buy palm wine in the UK abi? You are drunk . . In this life time and the next, you can never win the league in April let alone december. .

I heard the same thing this time last year. . . Chelsea would win this, Chelsea would win that. . . yet they finished trophyless.

dyabman:
whats your business over here huh? I hardly see Akolawole on Manu forum , bebeto

Why ain't i surprised?? Blind men don't see so deal with it.
Anuofia!!!

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=32004.msg2552669#msg2552669 date=1216922504]@Bamsyle
Please don't make me throw up! both Fiddy's and Eminem's verses on Peep Show where whack no wonder Eminem has not come up with any new shit seems like he has run out of rhymes[/quote]Eminem run out of rhymes?? I am having a laugh.
How many MCs can touch Eminem lyrically?? NONE. . . .
On his day, he would chew up any of the big cats in the habitat.
We all saw how he made Jigga sound like a muppet on "Renegade"

chika98:
Only cowards beat women.

I agree but only cowards beat MEN too!!!

Orimili:
That wouldn't happen. I would have grabbed her wrists before she had the chance to do so. I would then remind her that we are not in a fighting ring, and that she has become too emotional. There is no reason to have to hit someone else if you are not being attacked yourself.

What if u don't see the slap coming. . .  .Lessay she attacks u from ur blind side and delivers a devastating blow capable of damaging ur eardrums?

@Hannibal, don't worry.I wont hit you FIRST

I trust u baby. . . . . . . but i would still keep a baseball bat under ma pillows JUST IN CASE. . . . .
Before u get red in the face, i won't have to use it unless its very NECESSARY.

Orimili:
Let's raise the stakes a bit. What if a man's spouse goes on some emotional rage and picks up a blunt weapon or blade?. But seriously, I don't think it's about hitting back, it's about trying to defend yourself against an attack. There are cases when one cannot simply let himself be attacked, as in the Newark case (believe me, women in Newark, NJ, or the NY metro area in general, can get real crazy). Does it make sense for someone to get seriously injured because such a stigma attached to hitting a woman back. I am in no way condoning hitting a woman, but there are cases where, sadly, it might be necessary, as there are cases where it is necessary for a woman to hit a man in self defense.

I agree with u 100% with your last sentence. . . . . .
Hitting women back is very necessary these days as these women have taken violence into anutha level.

Chat2MeBac now attends Karate/Taekwondo/Hapkido classes.
Onyinye2 is a Ninja.
Busta is a Bantam Weight Boxer.
J-girl is a traditional wrestler. . . .

I will not let em gimme internal bleeding or brain damage all in the name of social stigma.

onyinye2:
Oka yes in that case, yeah you need to defend your self. but im talking about you and your lady, no weapons of death involved. She is being real emotional and has lost control and she strikes you with her hand, you would hit her back?

Women are not the only ones with emotional stress. . . . . .Men have their moments too. We are humans and can lose control like y'all but we DON'T.
If we behave like women did and blame everything on hormones and menstrual cramp or menopause, we would all be in jail.
Violence is violence.

onyinye2:
well im talking about a mob of ladies, im talking about you and your girl in a relationship. so let's say she is real emotional one day and is in raging fury, till she works up a nerve with you. and she strikes you with her hand across your face, you would hit her back?

Of course, i would slap her back with the same degree she dished. It's "AN EYE FOR AN EYE".
What makes violence suitable for females but a CRIME for the males?? Yet u peops preach sex equality!!!
Ma girls slaps me she gets slapped back(with the same degree, though).
That would serve as a deterrent.

Chat2MeBac:
Don't you find the highlighted part of your contribution rather sexist and bias to say the least?
You wont respect a man who allows a woman to slap him around, yet you will pat the back of coward who slaps his woman around, right?

I am not biased . .I don't respect any man that allows a woman to slap him around just like i don't respect a man that strikes his woman FIRST!!!
Hannibal does not condone any violence of any sort. . . Striking the opposite sex is classless, thoughtless and irresponsible.

That's why I love the West, The man hits, and he goes to jail to cuddle with "phillipa" and "Donna"., and wrestle with "Dark Knight" and "Thunder" ,
The ONLY "beatings" I am taking from any man will include 'moaning, rubbing, ohhhhing, ahhhhing.( got it?) Anything other beatings, are punishable by Law jare,

I stay in the West and women now go to jail for ABH/GBH. . . . .  .
The 4 women i mentioned in the previous post got many years imprisonment for beating a guy to a pulp.
If the woman really disgusts me, i ma call 911. . . . Let her spend the rest of her miserable, hormone-influenced life in Jail.
Whats good for the goose is good for the gander. . . . .