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The Sly:
You are kiddin hombre. . . . . .
Wait for T.I's forthcoming album. . . . . .Thats when you'd know wuz up!

Mr SLY, how can u compare anything T.I. spits to what Pharaoh Nas would slurr??
Nas is a prophet. . . .T.I. is a nursery rhymer.
It's just unfortunate that garbage moves more units these days but pure rap heads would rather listen to Nasty Nas than T.I. or Soulja Boy.
Simply put, don't put Nas in the category of the new generation MCs like Lil' Wayne, T.I., Soulja Boy, Yung Berg or MIM.
Nas is up there with em Jigga, Big, Pac, Em, Dre, Canibus, etc.

dayokanu:
The Delusion that the best players play in the EPL. EPL is fun to watch because the two teams just run about. The defending is comical to say the least.

A Player( Striker from the EPL said that much. Fernando Torres said its easier to score in the EPL than elsewhere

U haven't stopped with this drivel of yours.

3 Italian teams couldn't score against English clubs in the Q-finals of the Champions League home and away.
AC Milan, Inter Milan and Roma couldn't muster a goal against Dayokanu's comical defence. . . . .
Barcelona with all their firepower couldn't sweat Edwin Van Der Sar in 3 hours of football and English clubs cannot defend?
Dayo, pass the blunt u are smoking to the next German vagrant next to u. . . .

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=127136.msg2520425#msg2520425 date=1216311766]@dayokanu
I know FIFA's tricks you don't have to tell me they robbed Henry in 2003 but its all good all i am saying is Xavi,Senna or anybody else for that matter did not do enough to unseat Ronaldo[/quote]Thank You, Mr. A-40!!!

It's good to know Dayokanu is the only ninny on this Casillas is the best player in Europe.
He was just lucky to be manning the post for a very fabulous team. . . . He is not even in Oliver Khan's class in 2002 when he kept a very poor German side and dragged em to the final of the world cup.
Roy Caroll or Paul Robinson would have matched Iker Casillas' achievements at the Euros so what's so special about him.
Petr Cech, Van Der Sar and Gigi Buffon are all better than Casillas. . The same Iker that conceded 4 goals against a very poor Roma side in the UCL.
Dayokanu is a dreamer!!!

[size=14pt]If the best footballer in Europe is better with his hands than his feet then football is in a sorry state.[/size]

tkb417:
@Hannibal
my loyalty to United dates back many many many years, no be today!!
and what is wrong in shagging a gaynner? u never shag one before?
no be u Jackal abeg leave matter

I don't shag GAYnners!!!!
Gaynner chics are the razzest group of females in the world.
Cannot let any chic infect me with Staph or HIV.

Chacal
what would you call Adebayor? u honestly believe hes not a poacher and u think Torres is a poacher.
why? this is the first time the two of them will be scoring more than 20 goals in a season!!!
so how is Torres different from Adebayor?

Adebayor is not the old centre forward like Torres with verve and panache.
Manu is just a work horse . . . no football brain, no goal sense. . . . he is the poor man's Van Nistelrooy. . . .no CLASS!!!
When u are talking about poachers. . . . we are talking about seasoned out n out striker(Butragueno, Shearer, Careca, Batistuta, Zamorano).

[size=16pt]FROM THE INVINCIBLES TO THE INVISIBLES . . . . . . .[/size]

                                   Lehmann

  Lauren          Campbell           Toure          Ashley Cole


   Ljunberg         Gilberto          Vieira              Pires


                           Bergkamp          Henry


In 4 years, Arsenal fell from GRACE to GRASS.

debosky:
Shut it Hannibal - a trophyless season may be all you care about, but anybody with half a brain will look at underlying trends and notice a marked improvement. Whether or not that translates into trophies this time around remains to be seen, but only a complete nitwit will scoff at our performance last season - watch out for an improved and possibly title winning drive this time around!

Underlying trends and marked improvement??
I would never have thunk a day like this would come especially when this same team were called the INVINCIBLES 4 years ago. . .
Now, all Debosky can clutch is marked improvement and underlying trends.
Ma prayer for you: May God upgrade y'all position.

What the Bleep is this??
Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tkb417:
@Hannibal
Lets see who we get?
fyi, Aguero is going to lead the attack for the argies at the olympics. he led the attack at the youth world cup and won the golden boot. so how do you mean he can't be a poacher?
was Ronaldo(brasilian) a poacher?
yeah, he was!!! (was because hes no more the ronaldo we used to know)
he was skillful, good in the air, can use both feet and can take a defender one on one.
those are the kind of qualities Berba and Aguero possess.

How can u compare Luiz Ronaldo to anyone?? He is the best centre-forward in the history of football.
He can dribble, shoot, run, aerially powerful, awareness, verve, tenacity and amazing close control that makes Messi look like an amateur. .
Aguero, Berbatov or whoever don't even measure up. . . . .The nearest to him is Torres(that's how pathetic).

Any good striker can be a poacher!!!!
who becomes a poacher is left for the coach to decide.
Robbie Keane can play as a poacher and can also support the main man. have u ever guessed what keane is going to do at the Pool? hes going to be a support striker to Torres if the deal ever gels. In essence, what im saying is, a Berba, Aguero and any other striker can top strike.
by the way
did u say Lippi? No way. Guis hiddink should come and coach United.

Any good striker can be a poacher?? Martins? Adebayor? Pizarro or Marcus Bent??
We are not talking about flash of the pan players here. . . . . .What is to say Keane can perform against quality defenders.
Berbatov sulks and i can't stand players like him. . . . . .Moaners disrupt the team spirit and SAF is not the same man he was 5 years ago.
Aguero to top strike?? A 5ft 2" player to top-strike. . . . . .Tkb, i am beginning to question your loyalty to Man Utd.
Have u been shagging a GAYnner or a Chelskite??

vicade:
, looking at your past comments on this forum, i have to appraise your comments as encouraging because we have heard worse.
. Some have even said we are going to be relegated at this rate. But yet again we don't need to be top four to make the champions league spot. we will make it WHEN we win the champions league . Just watch us go.

ARSENE KNOWS. WATCH US GO!!!

Keep dreaming. . . . . .It's good to DREAM.
In 6 weeks time, i would come with ma predictions like i always do.
Ask old members and they would tell u i predicted Arsenal's trophyless season as far back as August last year.

RedHotChic:
My fart smells like fresh water or lavender on sundays.

Enough of this drivel. . . . .Gosh, u r such a bore!!!
Fart, Fart Fart. . . . are u a bloody swine??

The Sly:
You already know!!!!!!!!!

Now thatz what i am talking about. . . . .
Meanwhile, i am stuck where i was given the task of assasinating Saddam Hussein's arms dealer.
I blew his head off. . . . . took out the helicopter hovering but with the sniper's rifle, i can't shoot down the army of foot-soldiers.
Other weapons are a useless pistol and grenades amongst thousands of Iraqis running at me with AK-47s.
Can't seem to get out of that stage at all. . . . . .any cheat codes??

RedHotChic:
No, it'll be fun, trust me.

Jumbo ride with u??  Def'ly not likely. . .
A penny loving fart mistress like you would cause so much embarrassment.

RedHotChic:
Yep; I've been releasing them today like no other. I like farting a lot on fridays alone.

Keep those farts to a minimum before u crash a jumbo plane!!!!
I will have to scrutinse all the passengers on board to check u are not hiding amongst the sheep.
A jet ride with u would be disastrous!!!!

akinalabi:
You need to give up on this, dayokanu.

The award has not been given to Ronaldo so it's not like there
has been some wrong doing. Why are you so worked up?

Okay, Ronaldo did not light up the Euros. Platini said he has to
show up there. Let them give the award to Sienna, Xavi or Ashravin
than showed up if its only about the Euros.

How is that a problem?

U can't blame Senor Dayokany. . . . . . .He is a frustrated bat!!!!!
He is simply jealous the same player he rubbished for many months is about to conquer Europe/World.

Iker Cassilas?? He wasn't even the best goalie in the Euros. . . .How many top saves did he make compared to Van Der Sar.
Against Germany in the final, he didn't make a single save as the Nazis were caged up like animals.

There's no player in the world today better than Cristiano. . . . . .He played well in the tournament but his country let him down.

RedHotChic:
What can your aerosol do to a 1000M³ volume of fart emitting consistently from my azz like quantum packets? make sure than aerosol is not a pesticide abeg before you poison people. Do you also use it as a deodorant?

I give up!!!!!
You are a serious nutter!!!
Did u say quantum packets??
Ohhhh meeee dayzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@ SLY,

Could that be call of duty 4??
Get baq to me ASAP, abeg!!!

RedHotChic:
Roflmao; Funmi releases a loud fart on his face.

Never mind. . . . . .No effectx.
I have been holding 2 cans of aerosol spray since i got on this thread.
With Redhotchic, her farts are uncontrollable so the situation is under control.

RedHotChic:
Define classy abegoooooooo?

Lets leave that for anutha day!!!
Meanwhile. . . .CLASS is when u keep your malodorous, noisy and croaky farts away from this forum.

Anuofia is: Bush Pig.

RedHotChic:
Even if Hannibal is richer than Dangote, he's still not "up to" the class of man I'll allow to climb me.

That is even if Hannibal is looking at u. . . . . To me, u are like a trash bag waiting to be picked on the kerb!!!
I don't climb frigid cheapskates like u so stick to your cow-milking patrons!!!!
Besides, i like em young n fresh not a mother of 4 like u feigning to be a teenager.
Anuofia!!!!

RedHotChic:
YOu still operate around Allen looking for prostitutes on sale, why can't you spend your ill gotten money for once on something more classy?

The babes i date??  Classy chics.
Not cow-milking matrons like you. . . . . .Only God knows how your palms would feel on a man's body. . . .
They would make sand-paper feel like fluff.

RedHotChic:
How come you knew about KY Jelly if you don't carry one around? Gawd, is being 35 a disease? Meanwhile Funmi is younger than that.

Cos i am not a villager like u. Who doesn't know KY??
Fess up. . . . . . .u are 35!!!!
Thats wat u told me on Allen Ave. the other night!!!!

doyin13:
If the girl can come in 10 mins. . . .

Why the hell would she want to go for 50 mins. . . . .

Abegi===all these 1hr, 2 hrs marathons na rumor

even the girl sef go tire.

Are u doubting that. . . . . . . .If u believe Funmi stays even 15 mins before orgasm then Osama is innocent.
What about her natural lubricant that would dry up within 8 mins. . . . . .Can she control that??
KY jelly comes to mind. . . . . .That means u have to withdraw, splash it on and continue for anutha 8 minutes.
Whats the joy in that??  
Besides, by the time u are through, your willy would look like something that came out of a dog fight with bruises and cramps.


@ Hotfunmi,

Are u 35??

@ Eldee,

Still copying audio songs. . . . .so i am on 5GB.
I am starting with music videos tomorrow. . . .thats when the space gets eaten up.
It's been so much stress.

RedHotChic:
You don't want your woman to achieve orgasm? Uncircumcised females achieve orgasm faster than circumcised ones.

Oniranu!!!!
This is the kind of topics she knows like the back of her leprotic hands.
35 mins minimum in ur own case?? No wonder most of your boy/fs leave after 2 weeks.
Who needs a frigid robot in bed. . . . .Ya type reads Ebony magazines when a man is sweating it out on u.

eldee:
@Hannibal
Just saw the first page . . .
Err . . . I've asked you before, what's with you and this chic?
This one don pass be careful ooh!!!
HMMN!!!! Are you sure it's not time to call Metro?

Gobsmacked is the WORD!!!!!

Eldee, 103 albums and counting!!!!
I am half-way there.

RedHotChic:
Welcome to the world of hannibal

[size=14pt]Ashawo no be work unless you are servicing Eliott Spintzer[/size]

Why are u denying your honourable profession??

RedHotChic:
Ehen, even to shack stout and isiewu?

U exercise some self control.
Think about the days u were flossing. . . . .The thunk alone should mellow u down.
Everyone gets broke but then u gast to weather it.

doyin13:
Bailiffs ain't mean. . . . . . .they are poofs

I have a baseball bat for the next one that will come to my house


Bloody homos turned a 40 pound parking ticket to 300 pounds debt.

That is largely your fault. . . . . U didn't pay in time.
You are lucky they didn't tow ur car away to crush it.
I lost a vehicle once like that to em pigs while i was partying in Lagos.

@ RedHotChic,

Stop talking!!!
U don't buy when there's no money in your account. . . .simple as.
One of the many reasons women overspend is their greed and lack of self control.
When i don't have cash. . . . ma eyes are closed.

Queenisha:
Honey,if you're ever in a bind and need cash please go to your bank since you can't swipe and get money without paying at 25% with a CC.
That's my point.

Noted!!!
My point is. . . . . . .avoid CCs and Bank Loans if u can. . . . .
It has wrecked more homes than divorce.

RedHotChic:
Do you swipe credit card in brothels? I mean, all those ashawo you dey carry, do you pay them with credit cards?

Village Ijesha trader. . . . . .
There are debit cards.

Queenisha:
Big difference sugar plum
Bank loans with a collateral with good credit can be as low as 6% and most times they will request a direct debit before you even geta hold of your paycheck.
Take out money from a credit card,you're paying at 24.99%

Why would u take CASH out of a credit card??
Just swipe the damn thang and move on. . . . . . .
Anyways, i dont blame Americans. . . . .they love the BLACK MARKET where cash rules. . . .

All i am saying is both of em(CCs and Bank Loans) are not worth the stress. . . . .It's standing between the devil and the deep blue sea.

Queenisha:
Credit cards?
That thing has done people things in this place
You can do everything with debit cards.
Rent cars,book a hotel,flights etc.
I'll rather get a loan from my bank than owe a creditcard company

Look at Queenisha. . . .  .Whats the difference between a bank loan and a credit card??
U still get to pay twice as much eventually so it's the same thing. . . the difference is insignificant.

I hope u dont take bank loans to buy cosmetics. . . . . .Bailiffs can be mean so beware!!!

Queenisha:
To buy fish and chips o with pure water
imagine!

Fish n Chips??
Like everyone in the UK takes fish n chips.

Tssssssssk . . . .tssssssssssssk

RedHotChic:
Now you are looking for Hannibal's wahala. Dude packs coupons in his wallet before going for dinner

Stop comparing me to ur cheap chewing-gum geezers!!!
Pack coupons to a UK restaurant. . . . .Are u insane??
This is not land of the FREE like the ghettos where u reside. . . . .
It's the most expensive city in the world so suck a straw!!!!

debosky:
@ nateevs

I would be tempted to believe your argument if I did not witness last season - we sold of our best player Thierry Henry, sold off Ljunberg, one of the most consistent players in our history, sold off Aliadiere, not to count the others like Seb Larsson and Fabrice Muambayet we managed to mount our first serious title challenge in three seasons. I don't think that happened by accident. Apart from Flamini, I do not regard anyone else who has left as that crucial to Arsenal. What we need to do is to make sure the additions are quality.

Stop saying u managed to mount serious title challenge??
Fucking Hell. . . . . .a trophyless season is a trophyless season!!!
Arsenal will be lucky to make Champions League spot this time around. . . . .Mark me words!!!!

Update: Hleb is finally gone On to new deals please. . . I can't wait to see Vela in the red and white come Saturday.

Hleb is gone??
ADEBAYOR is next!!!!