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No 1, i doubt, no 7 i may change when I find convincing proof, the rest are fine by me, i dont make those random mistakes. Thanks OP

Aldebaran:
See question ...

No, na me measure am

Do you think they are the lazy Professors you have in Nigerian Universities

That does not answer his question, who went there to confirm? The little i know about the sun is that if the earth revolved any distance closer than it currently is, the surface would be so hot that every stream or river will be boiling. So who went there and how to calculate how many times the earth will fit into the sun?

I don't wanna track no one, thanks

Benekruku:
Touch not my annoited and do my prophet no arm

God knows the reason why he blessed the Pastor with a Fraudster.


After all, Adeboye too has a son with no brains and leaking mouth and we don't judge.

I had something nasty to tell you, but i am still smarting from a ban that i got out of less than 24 hrs ago. Wait till tomorrow.

ZKOSOSO:
Can u all see the way armed robbers are paraded in the HausaFulaniMuslims North..? Yes with dignity wearing their clothes and looking fresh. If this happened in South East or South South all the robbers would have been paraded bare without their clothes on.

Move your trade to that side for better treatment when arrested

gulfer:
I think the owner of the totalled Highlander will cry more than the robber when she sees the state of the vehicle

Not if she has insurance cover on the vehicle

illitrate:
Even a believer should not believe this story. They blogger said lekki that is in lagos I assume
The army patrol in picture is OP AWATSE which is in BENUE.

I have been struggling to relate OP AWATSE with RRS...and OP Messa.....


It's not adding up. When was awatse launched in Lagos

These lazy musicians with no albums will also claim to be in the force abi? What do they find to do when there is function or parade?

Jamariwolff:
First, i want to be clear that this isn't a case of forming hard to get.
I've been broken once before by a crush and I had to learn the hard way of keeping it all secret.

So I'm a 100 lvl student in a Nigeria university and my course rep is extremely handsome, friendly, tall, and very dope- he walks like a God, dresses with aĺl prestige, and smells like fresh dew. He has nice smile, what i love most is his skin, which is always glowing and very beautiful to look at. He turns me on like stupid.

But here is a problem I DON'T WANT HIM TO KNOW I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM.

it never ends well, I'll enhance his self esteem at the end and he'll start to avoid me altogether. I also do NOT want to stop crushing on him. Yes, I know 90% that it'll not work out at the end.

Thus, to avoid him knowing I'm crushing. I do the following

1. Avoid looking at him, ever. On the streets, i pretend to look at my phone when passing him.
Although I take a peek with my peripheral side vision sometimes, that's that.

2. I sit faraway in class, where I can focus 100% on myself. I sit in front of him normally and I never look back. Ever.

3. We are just "greeting" friends, we don't talk much, just greet once in a while. And I try to act as uninterested as possible.

4. I once tried getting him a gift (candy)last semester to make him know I exist, and that's how the friendship started, i havent given him any gifts since then. In fact, i simply ignore him.


but he doesn't know I like him and I must be really careful.

I don't know what to do.

PS: don't tell me to confess my crush or give him GREENLIGHTS, because I would rather die than do any of the above options.

OK.

Six feet dey wait all of us las las

hardbody:
You are dead right. Haven't been around here for a while but truth be told, GAZZUZZ is a thorough bred professional. He has a right to pick and choose and honestly he has earned it. He is good at what he does and has gotten my confidence over time. It is only to be expected that he will be attacked by persons struggling to understand how he got to where he is. Keep doing your stuff GAZZUZZ, we will always find our way to you.

GAZZUZZ, we have an unfinished business and i dey shame to come see you, abeg can i come? Or call first....

Horlaboy51:
You mean it will block? and it wont be flashable either by computer or manually?

Bros I am not phone or IT savvy, you can check out that app. If it works for you, fine. If it doesn't, no worries. I am trying to be helpful not advertising it.

talk2emma:
Pls show me how the app look like I want to download it

Check it out at play store, it's free, except you want premium

Simiano:
My phone was stolen 2 weeks ago...i tried to call my phone number yesterday, it went through twice, then, the guy switched it off after some minutes...

Help here guys, how do i track him?
Currently, the phone has been switched off, so as the phone's GPS...
Will the police track it if reported?
How do i track it please?

If you had downloaded lock watch on Android and passworded your phone, the thief's pic will appear on your email together with the location of your phone and you could even block the phone if you choose.

TheCar:
The drama sef don turn into series.

Why they are coming for him is what I want to understand.

They are quick to ask him for (FREE) help and he answer.

He also need to put food on his table so (FREE) service or help doesn't pay the BILLS.

Some visit their mechanic, then come back here to ask him for second opinion, if he answered and they don't like it or if it cost more than what their mechanic prescribed, they come for his head and hand.

Haven't meet him in person before or require his service on anything before but to be honest his opinion, feedback and answers to questions being asked has been quite informative, educative and sometimes entertaining.

Also because I made my phone available on the forum for business purposes doesn't give you the right or authority to call me for anything aside business.

He has legal rights to decline calls because it's property.

If you are calling someone for help (FREE or PAID), please be humble. You need the help that's why you called in the first place and you know he can provide the help that's why you called him instead of any other person. So if he refuse or declined to work on your car, don't come back here to start a negative campaign against him.

Every business person is mindful of their reputation because that's what get you referral and more business. If he declined working in your car, find another expert to do so instead of starting a negative campaign against him.

If you call and he his working on a paid project, do you expect him to leave something that put food on his table to opt for a free service which doesn't put food on his table.

If he reject you, respect his decision. He his human and humans does have limits, so please let us respect his decision and limits.

If you need help, check his profile, drive your car to his workshop, have him work on it and pay for the service. That's a Win-Win strategy. He fix your car, you pay for his service.

Cheers

You are dead right. Haven't been around here for a while but truth be told, GAZZUZZ is a thorough bred professional. He has a right to pick and choose and honestly he has earned it. He is good at what he does and has gotten my confidence over time. It is only to be expected that he will be attacked by persons struggling to understand how he got to where he is. Keep doing your stuff GAZZUZZ, we will always find our way to you.

MrBigiman:
It's a hard world. But that guy is someone's child and deserve a 2nd, 4th and even 5th chance.

More often than not, criminals when pardoned, go back to crime. So where is the limit to be placed?

MrBigiman:
I hope he gets care from a burns centre ASAP. Over 60% burns. The prognosis is grave. Dehydration and overwhelming sepsis will take its toll.

One whose tax money?

chronique:
True. Last Sunday, I was late for church and I went on facebook to ask for a church that does live streaming. Someone mentioned winners chapel and I googled them. I joined their 4th and 5th services via online streaming. Today, rain prevented me from going to church again and I joined their 2nd and 3rd services via online streaming, and I also paid my tithe online via quickteller. Technology has really made a lot of things easy. Now, I have a good alternative to the physical church.

How does this relate with the biblical injunction in Hebrews 10: 23-25 admonishing brethren not to forget the gathering together to incite to love and fine works. Are we deviating by adopting Christianity made easy approach?

koladebrainiac:
Seriously my expectation was to see our brother from the yeast to score good one on this given their drug pedigree in the Asia n middleast but no this Fulani guy beat them to it

Dem tie your own brain with block? You forbid good degree?

oooduancalmdown:
Nigerians are cry babies! Imagine hating on Argentina because the thrashed you incompetent team! Super eagles were not good! Accept it and move on! Nobody expect Argentina to go far. Apart that Maradona's rude behaviour, I don't see any reason why Niger-areans should on them

Nobody expected Nigeria to go far, what crap are you spewing

[quote author=Sheuns post=68953388]You just put yourself for more gbege by calling yourself a Yahoo boy.[/quote

SARS no quick hear, dem for pick am up immediately the court granted him bail. As it is now, anyday he goes back to court, he may not go home without having some small talk with SARS.

Him own don be.

Olanipereku:
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why are you denying my friend that patronized you only for him to get home and start vomiting blood
guy are you sure you're not using chemicals to preserve your chickens or are you sure you're not one of those guy buying chemically preserved imported frozen chicken
are you sure your cat fishes are matured?
what exactly made my friend to vomit blood?

Sedition and libel are actionable per se, just saying. So when you defame people, be sure of your facts. Everything should not be an online joke. These days we can all be sniffed out behind the keyboards within seconds

Movic1:
What if dey give him head shot? Abi the cap too na bulletproof Cap

The head is a moving target and not a good point to try n hit except point blank. I should know.

fairfora:
If you visit Benin republic , you'd reason differently because it's so peaceful. Nigerian leaders need to stop their evil deeds for the country to be at peace. What they do in their closet is horrible. I have an uncle whose friend used to drive one former governor in the south-west. He resigned and left the car key on the bonnet after driving him to work and ran away. This is what happened; this man would always drive the ex governor when in power to a place deep inside the bush around 1 am. this man would spend close to 2 hours before resurfacing. He would ask the driver to park and remain in the vehicle, while the gov would walk into the bush. meanwhile, the man was always going into a shrine to meet a herbalist. On the driver's last trip to the bush with the gov, he parked as usual and the gov left as usual. Barely 1 hour after he had left, the driver locked the door and tip-toed to where the governor was. He saw a man with white robe tied on his shoulder pouring out incantations profusely on the governor, who held a fresh head of human being, still soaked with fresh blood. he saw the governor licking the blood dripping out of the head as the driver watched with awe. He went back into the vehicle pretending to be sleeping. The man returned and the driver zoomed off with him back home. So the gov wouldn't notice or suspect him , he didn't resign immediately, until a month later . He yanked off his sim and ran away. When the driver was narrating the story, we were all in shock. A similar scenario happened 7 years ago when a senator mixed cow meat with that of a mad man, chopped the flesh into equal sizes and engaged a caterer to prepare meals for him and invited people to come and celebrate his 'arrangee' birthday with him. This man contested for senate 3 times but lost. His friend who were serving senators taught him what to do to enable him win. They introduced him to a herbalist who arranged for a mad man and killed him, cut his flesh into pieces and mixed it with the 3 cows the man killed . In short, people turned out in large number and ate till they wanted no more. He now recontested and won. This man was made committee chairman in senate and he became wealthy. 3 years into his tenure, 2 of his children died mysteriously. he heard of a revival taking place in abuja in which one of my church pastors was invited. He ran to this man after the revival, sweating. God revealed to the pastor what happened but the senator denied when he asked him. the pastor now said, the 3rd child would die unless he told the truth. He now left, only to come back about 15 minutes later, weeping. this is not a cooked story. The pastor that witnessed it was one of my church pastors , who was invited to a crusade in abuja. He digressed into this story while he was preaching one sunday. So, you can imagine many more terrible things our leaders must have plunged their hands into. There is bloodbath here and there. There's so much sin in the land terrible sins committed both by leaders and followers. A friend of my brother narrated his ordeal on 3rd mainland bridge one night. Their vehicle had fault around 12:30 am so they decided to stay till morning as the vehicle could not move. They were coming from Lekki where they went to do POP work on a new building. The owner gade them a deadline so, they had to work late. they were 2 in number. one of them suggested they sleep underneath the vehicle , just in case of anything and they both agreed. barely 2 hours after they had retired, a black prado jeep drove past them and parked a few meters away from them. they saw one man who alighted from the vehicle and was coming towards them. God kept them that night so much that the man only pointed his torch light into the vehicle to see if somebody was there, he later left and suddenly, 2 other guys alighted from the prado jeep with a a lady who was shouting, please, please do not kill me. Suddenly, one of the guys beheaded the lady, cut her private part and breast as those guys underneath their spoilt car watched on. They put everything inside a black poly bag and threw her body into the lagoon , then zoomed off. Who knows maybe the lady was a student who went partying on the island in a club before she ran into her untimely death. Terrible things are happening in this country. Only God can forgive Nigerians. No trust, no love, no fear of God.

Wake up. Take fansidar. ..Sorry, you are sweating....it's high fever. You will be fine....

XingXhang:
Abi those blood sucking demons are changing their pattern now... No more MBER months. It's now, June...

Tha Blood!!!

They have to present H1, 2018 report to Lucifer. Full year report will be in December. God guide and protect his own.

The book of revelations says all liars shall be burnt in Hell. ...you be the judge.

zombieHUNTER:
Which Igbo efon are they talking about

I pass there everyday


I never saw a burnt car

Bros I tire. I don't pass that route but i am taking this story with a pinch of salt. The car got burnt and days after no one confirmed that event and the fact the supposed deceased was in there...

Even if the guy is dead, i suspect that the car thingy is planted. There is more that meets the eye here. Sadly we are a gullible people. Enough said.

Sijo01:
Op is only reviewing the physical structures of the school for admiration of viewers.

Your plenty talk is uncalled for.

I respect you as a person, no try this next time

pennywys:
you must be a muslim or a chaotic religious bigot, and we all know this two sets of individuals are not romantic at all.
My ex-boss is a millionaire and one of the chieftains of piloting the affairs of this nation and happy married to his wife to his wife close to forty years now with beautiful children, no clashes between them. He is always the one to prepared breakfast for his family, he so much respect his wife and told me he has always no that right from when there newly wedded. Mind you the wife wasn't from a rich home, but he supported the wife and the family.

It's just that most ladies don't deserve cherishing, but there are some who deserves it.

Lol, you just confirmed what the guy said if you are saying your boss is the one that prepares breakfast for the family. He inadvertently handed over the headship baton to his wife and she has been holding this for over 40 years, according to you