₦airaland Forum

I pity passengers oo. Let us even analyze it this way. THose drivers and conductors work till close to midnight, they get to park their buses and either sleep inside them or at the garage and this is after having taken enough epetesi and paraga plus chairman, monkey tail and awapa. After which they sleep with the cloths they have on them (you call it uniform so be it). They wake up next morning as early as 4.30am and start shouting yaba yaba yaba yaba yabaaaaa, etc. Then they repeat the same process everyday and every night from Monday till friday and partly on saturday and sunday. When will they find time to wash the 'miniform'?

Una go fear putrid smell na....

People will be falling sick on the basis of typhoid because of inhalation of terrible agbalagba odour.

Truth is we havent gotten there yet.

Errrhhmmm, GOWON means Go -On-With-One-Nigeria.

He fought alongside the fulani herdsmen to slaughter innocent women, men and children for the sake of one Nigeria and he is from Plateau. What was it again about nemesis? anyways, what goes round comes round. And i thank the Lord that it is hapening in his Life time.

As for the bereaved, what can i say?

Tolexander: Who are these fulanis self!

Hope they aren't another insurgents that need amnesty?

Another insurgents willing to give Nigeria amnesty just the way BH has turned down your amnesty offer saying they are the ones to grant Nigeria amnesty. This country is doomed.

Raymondenyi: We have surpassed mexico n columbia in crime. No doubt; guns should be legalized! Because, whether they re legalized or not I am going to get mine ASAP. I gotta protect myself brother!!!

I can help you with the licence and the rod, no matter the calibre you desire

ogugua88: [size=13pt]No, you truly don't understand. If you're cheating with a married man, then you don't understand. Put yourself in the man's wife shoes. If they have children, put yourself in their shoes as well. Then, consider the implications of all of them finding out.
We get it. There are men who cheat. There are married men who cheat. That's a fact of life. However, just because he wants to be stupid doesn't mean you should follow him and be stupid. If you have any self-worth, then you wouldn't stoop so low.

I didn't misunderstand you. You said you cheated on your partner with a married man and took a break from your current boyfriend. I don't think it gets any more explicit than that. What is there to reevaluate? You don't love your boyfriend if you're hiding this from him and telling yourself you've fallen in love with another woman's husband.

If you have no intention of stealing someone else's husband, then cut your ties with him and face your own partner. I know what you or anyone else will say. "It's not that simple". Of course it's not that simple. Why? For one of two reasons. Either because you don't know what you want, or because you want the two of them simultaneously.

Make your choice. The options are actually crystal clear.[/size]

You are right and most times really you are spot on.

However, i dislike your high moral standing especially when one has admitted to being in error and is more or less seeking help (as it were).

Admitting to a crime is one thing, seeking to make amends is another. that is why in law we have what they call 'Plea of Allocutus'. It allows a judge to look at the circumstances, your demeanour, mien and carriage in the course of the trial and determine how remorseful you are or have become and may then choose to temper justice with mercy. Please cut this OP a slack. She needs help not vituperative darts of words.

And by the way, i am assuming this post is true and correct. I have reasons to believe it is basically a farce. However my opinion would not have changed either way.

[quote author=life_style]Nothing wey person no go see... plus this will not work in Africa. [/quote]Bro, never say NEVER...

freecocoa: And people wonder why I count my money after withdrawal from the atm, omo this country dey fear me.

Let us assume you count your money and there is an error either in the amount dispensed or the genuiness of some notes, what will you do, considering it is your word against that of the bank that you either have hidden some of the notes or that you came to the dispensing machine with fake notes in the hope that you can persuade the bank to change them for you on a false claim that the machine actually dispensed them? just asking

9jadelta: so who should we blame? the government or the people?

GEJ Lolz

I was adjudged too smart to be in primary school so I was catapulted to junior high school. I therefore did not have the pleasure of playing primary school pranks. When we have to talk about the high school days, I will fill your ears with tales of mischief

[quote author=slim fit ]The driver should be released please if he is not part of the kidnappers.[/quote]Is he your brother, uncle, father or any manner of relation? Not that I do not wish that they be released, I am just wondering why the special interest in the driver. Is there something we do not know that you will love to put us in the picture on? Just asking oo

yuzedo: Re-read what you wrote. Ruminate on it for a minute. If it still makes sense to you, I have nothing more to say to you and rest my case.

Lol@ yuzedo, if I had read our post I wouldn't have posted mine. It's nice to see we spoke or rather wrote alike on that point

grandpoh: D CJN no rememba wen hd dy sentence ppl 2 death by hanging,by firing squad or life imprisonment 4 no unjustly.....him own don come be dat.....Wot goes around comes around....!!!!

Please read what you just posted. If it makes sense to you, then you are wise, if however for any reason you think it was a silly post, then............

You may wish to know however that judges are the ones empowered under the law to pronounce death sentence on people and they do this on behalf the state meaning you and I and that also explains why do not easily pass death sentences. Finally, the chief Executive of the state is the only person that signs the death warrant . Just so you learn.

diarra94: the best is air new zealand, the air hostesses are naked with only body paint. Im jst waiting for free BJ to be introduced.

....and you claim to be female abi?......

know: I was on an aero Lagos bound flight from Abuja in April and we were served snacks nd drinks onboard free of charge.And it was economy section.Seems,they av resumed in-flight meals once more

Good to know bro. I intend using them in a coupla days. I hope they have resolved all their staff welfare problems.

manee2: the made no mention of snacks served.. I was once served doghnurt by aero contractors , i almost felt like exchangin it for akara cox dats my favourites in de mrngs

Now that must be years ago or an outright lie. Aero does not serve nothing anymore, except of course you flew first class. If you need anything on board, you pay for it. But like I said, when I was compelled to fly business class, they served us with some mini chop chop

OCTAVO: OP,your girl is an adept cheater! leave her!!!

For the records, replace 'cheater' with 'cheat'.

I have no opinion on your commnt otherwise than stated above. Cheers

Symphony007: One is amused by the ominipotent ignorance and mental infinitesimality of most nairalanders, for the luminated mind these postulations by the rt. honorable gentleman are most gratifying and exastubate the salient reasons behind this catastrophic political alarcrity!!!

Guy, you are strictly on your own ooo. They will ban you and your fingers. Do not say i did not warn you. Pyguru is confused already trying to decode what you have written

kcpumping: You don't seems to get the whole thing bro...aw on earth should they arrest them for making noise? Have you ever seen any cds center that maintain such quietness the magistrate is asking for?they are all carrying out there civic responsibilities and should be accorded due respect for crying out loud, such couldn't have happened during my service year I swell.....rubbish.

Bros, i feel you but i am sure some form of understanding could have been reached whereby the civic responsibility could have been carried out before the court's sitting or after the court has risen. Its been a long time i served so i do not remember what its all about however may i assure you that even if it was during your service year, given the same scenario, you will still be docked big time and guess what, nothing will happen...

All these married men and even singles are clamouring and queing up for a mother of three (3). Even as una no fear God, una no get respect, haba? women full yapa everywhere almost off the shelf items (apologies to the decent ladies) yet when una hear about a possible free thing for NL, all una prick go stand, Na waoo.

Mods, which rule have i offended? Please forgive me oo. I try hard to moderate what i write as against the acidic thoughts in my mind

Haa, i came late oo. Let me call my uncle who is a consultant in that hospital. When them no go hear word, come home and get a job in other hospitals he wont hear. Make i call am joor, i dey come back....

You all are missing the point. When a court is in session, absolute quiet is what is expected, infact it is not allowed for passing vehicles to blare their horn. If caught disturbing the proceedings by your noise making, it is actually contempt and you could be so docked to purge you of that contempt.

No one is above the law (so to speak) and Corpers are no exceptions. immunity ko immunization ni

Where are they now sha?

fckyourman: Jamb is inaccurate when marking scripts, there are using sovient-union machines to mark the results. how on earth do you expect to achieve 100% accuracy, and second these student didnt not fail jamb there are marked wrongly due to lack of university infrastructures.

This thought process is why you will never pass. You go into an exam honestly believing you will fail. I pity all of you jam bites. Infact I travelled during the weekend of Jamb exams and considering there was an exam centre at my place, I saw this massive influx of young boys and girls all milling around, and guess where? At all the pubs in town. Upon enquiry, I was told they had come to write JAMB and to my utter consternation, they were competing with us to finish the cold beers that they were in pubs and joints. I felt sorry for the future of this country. Today, your dummies that you voted in to go and rep you are asking why there was massive failure. Una never hala

So what exactly is the point? Baby making in this fashion is bad or is it? Is this trafficking peculiar to a particular tribe, why cant we be balanced in our responses and a bit more careful in our rationalizations, just saying

[quote author=Wiz-Prince]I have 2 questions!
1. Which side is he supporting because i don't understand his speeches sometimes.

2. Why should an Alhaji/an Hausa person be the Leader of Niger Delta Volunteer Force? SMH [/quote]This guy is Melford Goodhead, 2years my senior in unical, his dad was a judge in rivers start, he dropped out after he cupped three carry overs. He was always belligerent. I guess he claimed Islam as a religion to enable him have the best of two worlds and it's working for him, coupled with the oga at the top factor. We were both studying law by the way.

aburo7: Rita Dominic yesterday had an interview session with Reuters,an international news agency.

More photos http://www.toniaodili.com/2013/05/photos-of-rita-dominic-at-reuters.html

Omo see flat bosom...

i used to think that this babe was hot.

chymystique: My dear wah ever decision u make now think thoroughly abt et.. I wnt advise u to seperate or divorce her..buh Why dnt u seek d face of God in dis matter for Direction... #mythoughts

Face of God my foot. Where was God's face when she started tripple cheating. Some women are so fortunate. May it not happen to me sha, i will not discuss it, i will bring in all manner of ladies to the house and we will turn our house to a brothel, then we go see who go tire

[quote author=m.k.o2005]Thank God for our right !
But what will happen if the man allows by gone to be by gone this one that most of u are busy abusing konn ? Did he abuse or insult anyone of you wen he commented on this tread ? Leave every man to his opinion. If you must contribute reply a comment,MUST you insult the comm-enters ? Let's learn to correct people with love !
God help us[/quote]Another one on the loose....

I wanted to call you a name but i fear the Decree 101 of Banning....

I wish we could pass the FoI Bill here at least today for a change

konn: this man should let by gone be by gone he should thank God he was not in the house the day the incidence happened if not he will not be here talking of compesation today

You are a dummy. May his fate befall you in the name of whatever you believe in. It is nincompoops like you that encourage people to perpetuate injustice. The man is claiming what is his right and you are talking about death. Infact, even if he were to be dead, his rights will still not be extinguished, his survivors could and should push for those rights. maggots like you make me sick to the pith of my stomach.

Abeg make una no ban me. Na vex do me. I no go do am again.

spawnx: It all amounts to nothing if you aint got CHRIST!!!

Cheap SHOT. Christ is key, but try getting only Christ and losing out on all the other things. It comes home clearer everyday the saying that religion is the opium of the masses. You are being reminded of steps to take to make life easier for you and your own, and rather than evaluate yourself based on those, you are introducing the 'Christ' twist to it. You guys will never stop amazing me. Later now when you start wallowing in Penury, you will say it is GEJ or OBJ or whoever is in power then that is the cause of your abject poverty.

Jah Man: 1. Drivers License – whether you need a car or not?
2. Personal Cheque Book – what if you operate savings only and these days of electronic banking my cheque book is just a waste of money.
3. A Billionaire Friend – how many ‘clean’ billionaires do we have in my country – Nigeria?
4. Personal Savings – How much is acceptable as savings? My last child has hundreds of thousands already in his account.
5. Wife – happy with her or just because society demands that?
6. International Passport – what if I have no need of travelling outside my dear country? I mean I can spend my vacations in Obudu and co and do online courses or have the trainers come over.
7. Car – what if my office is in my house, my coy provides transport and I really don’t want to drive in ‘crazy’ Lagos? Car is needful here though.
8. Land – do what with it? In my village? In Lagos? Where?
9. HNI Club Membership – what is your definition of a high net worth individual? I have them in my church, no need of a club.
10. Registered Company – if I am in business yes. What if I am an employee?

Fine response. Recipe for poverty has just been itemized by you. I wish you well.