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I will knack her apako any time. On a serious note though, i see nothing terrible in her smoking just because her father is a governor. scratch that.

Blackteeth: Beyonce is not sexy to me. If she sits on my laps stark naked my joystick will never salute. I dont hater her.

I can quite understand your predicament. Your prick has since died. It is not your fault. In the next world, you will be a stud, just like the rest of us. take heart bri, shiite happens

Wrong. I once took a girl on a first date to a hotel, and we screwed.
I also took some other lady on a first date (it was her birthday) to a strip club and we spent some three hours and headed back to a hotel, the rest of what happened is history. In both cases, they were to know what they were entering into and both parties were in sync from the first moment.

Whatever rocks your boat guy, dont generalize. Now you have knocked off all the places to go to including your house, so where da fok are you guys heading, abyss?

Akshow: typical black belle bring them down mentality. I bet you wont be sayin this if your uni is among the best five. If you dont appreciate and value your things, who will do that for you?

Dummy please open your eyes and read with understanding. I mentioned here that i was both in Unilag and Unical for various degree programmes and both Unis are ranked in the silly list. It does not satisfy me in anyway because i know the rubbish that is being churned out now from all those schools. I recruit a lot of the misfits coming out of those 30 dead universities and several more not listed here. It is not about 'black belle' as you couched it, it is about being frank and realistic.

30 dead Universities operating in a dead country run by mentally dead men.

In the committee of states, which Nigerian University comes into the first 50? Arrant nonesense.

By the way, I did Unical and Unilag, but those were the days, honestly...

Space reserved....BRB

On this, i do not know what to say. I am however certain that it never could have happened in a public University, not when i can even decide never to attend the lecture at all. And God punish the lecturer that will try anything funny, boyz will count his days for him, even the VC no fit dare...

Anyways, i tend to agree that when you choose a thing, you live with its repercussions.

Enough said.

dasparrow: See as the place clean? Compare that to Nigeria where there is plenty red dust and trash strewn everywhere. Chai, I can't wait to leave Nigeria again and get back to my base.

Bros no be any person fault say una family dey stay for Owode Onirin or Agbado Ijaiye. Someday soon, drive down to park view or banana island and then come back and report. Your type never sees anything good about this country that 'fathered' your father and 'mothered' your mother and finally 'childrened' your 11 siblings with you making a complete football team and a referee.

cdamsel: Don't no if its just me bt I c notin so wonderful about d pix

Wrong. There is something wonderful or if you choose, terrible. The guy almost look like thief. (i did not say he is one oo). And my initial thoughts were, 'na this one dey make the SA people call all black foreigners criminals'.

But hey....Make i think of a more positive side to this pic. I am 'biaming'

Omen100: ; all dis kind tins can pain, all dis kind tin can painnnnnnnnn allaaaaaaluyya.

Especially if the abuse come be true...like if ya papa truly na gateman

http: No Boy, that was and still the life i live, if you are in Naija may be you can tell me your village and i will tell you the road that get you there!!! no pun intended.... cos there is absolutely no local government i havent been to, name it... mind you i work and a Transmission Engineer in one of the Vendor in Naija then and now as an Engineer in Telecomm company here in the States...


The following places might look familiar, so look for ur places u know...

Abia close to Ohafia

Enugu in Udi, Nsukka, obolo, Nkpologu

Ebonyi Ezzangbo, Nkalagu, Effium, Ugbala, Ngba along that only road like look like a u-turn.

Benue that one plenty: Otukpo, Otukpa, Gboko, Katsina-ala, Zakibiam, Aliade, Igbor, Shangev-tiev, Abakpa, Tor-Donga, Ochobo etc

Akwa-Ibom: Etinan, Eket, Ikot-Abasi, Abak, Ikot-Ubo, Azumini, Ikot-ekpene, Itu, and Uyo main town.

Nassarawa: Keffi to loko, yelwa, mada, Gitata, Panda and that Yoruba Military Barrack; chei i don forget where dem beat me, anyway along Jos road.

Taraba: Jalingo, Tafida, Ibi (no road town where R-Benue pass, Karim-lamido, Lau, Junleri, Lankoviri, Bambuka etc.

Plateau: Ikputu, Shendam, Zamko, Amper, Langtang, Pankshin, Panyam, Bembem, Jimiya, Fuskam mata, Bukuru, Mangu, Kassa etc

Adamawa: Ganye, Jimeta, Jiberu, Mubi, Uba, Michika, Mayo bani, Bazza, Shelleng, Numan etc.

Gombe: Duku, Jamari, Nafada along Potiskhum rd, Bajoga, Tula, Filiya; the road to Karim-Lamido, Garko etc.

Bauchi: Ho! my favourite state, Dass, Darazo, Gabarin, Kari, Misau, Azare, Udubo, Katagum, Bara, Alkalere, Wikki etc

Borno: Askira, Balala, Biu, Miringa, yelwa, Burma, Shani, Badir, Damboa, Bama, Gwoza, Madagali, Kunduga, Magumeri, Gubio, Zari, Damasak up to
Dusi where the border is to Niger republic, If u want pics i'll give u all.

Yobe: Potiskhum, Damaturu, Ngelzama, Zoro, Nangere, Dapchi, Gashua, Nguru, Machina-the border town to Niger-Republic.

Jigawa: Hadeija my cool town, Mallammaduri, Gumel, Ringim, Kazaure-the road to Daura in Katsina etc.

Anambra: Igbo kwenu! Okija shrine, Onitsha, Nnewi, ihiala, uli, electronic market.

Imo: my main town, Owerri, Umuduru, Etiti, Orlu, Ihuo, Obaku, and my favorite hotel

Delta: Warri, Ughelli, Oleh, Ozoro, Ashaka, Burutu, Forcados, Evremi, Abbi, kwale, Onicha, Ekuku-Agbor, Isele-uku, Asaba, Umunede, Ete-uromi,
Bojiboji Ogwashuku, Ibusa etc.

Edo: Oluku, Odigbi, Uyere, Igbogor, Orah, Siluko, sapoba, Obiaruku, Idokpa, ewohinmi, Ebelle, Ekpon, Igueden, Ehor, Irrua, Sabongida-ora, Ozalla
where young girls unclothed for festival, Ekpoma---yeee! gun, Agenebode etc.

Ekiti: Effon-alaye, ikole, ikere, ilawe, igede, ishan, Ise, Emure, Aiyede, Oye--election rigger, Omuo etc

Ondo: Idanre, Igbatoro, igbokoda, aiyetoro, Omisore, Ifetedo, Owena, Ofos, Ore,Okitipupa, Ajilete, Mahin, Ile-oluji, Owo, Idoani, Akungba, Ikare, Ifon

Oyo: Kute, Ibadan, Fiditi, Lanlate, Iseyin, Igangan, Ofiki, Ago-are, Ikoyo, Ogbomoso, Tafon, Sapeteri, Shaki, Wasinmi, Ilero, Ado-awaye, Ogbontosa.

Ogun: Oni, Omu, Odeda, Owode, olorunda, Ajebo, Iperu, Ijebus, Odogbolu, Shagamu, Alakuko, Waterside, Otta, Ifo, Oja-Odan, Imeko, Oke-odan etc.

Osun: Ede, Inisa, Ibokun, Ilesha, Ife, Ifewara, Ejigbo,Iwo, Odeomu, Ifetedo, Ipetuijesha, Oke-Imesi, Ila, Ikirun, Ilobu, Okuku, Osi etc.

Kwara: Ilorin, Offa, Ajasse, Omuaran, Petegi, Lafiaji, Shonga, Jebba, Bode-shadu etc.

Niger: Mokwa, Bida, Lemu, Wushishi, Minna,Gwada, Zungeru, Gunni, New-bussa, Pizhi, faje, Kabchi, Kontagora, Bari, Tegina, Zente, Rijau, Sarkipawa.

Kebbi: Bin-yauri, yelwa, Bagudo, Tunga-Ilela, Zaga, Jega, Birnikebbi, Masama, Argungu, Tambawel, Allero, Kamba, Zuru, Kandu, Marafa, Ribah etc.

Kano: Kano city, Wudil, Tudunwada, kibiya, Garko, Gaya, Kachako, Ajingi, Danbatta, Kabo, Gwarzo, Albasu or sometging like it etc.

Kaduna: Birni-gwarri, Ganga, Buruku, Rigacikun, Kachia, Kafanchan, Gimi, Iya-tawa, Pambeguwa,Dutsan-wai, Zaria, Lere, Doka,Ribako etc.

Katsina: Shinkafi, Yashi, Daura, Hunkuyi, Palgore, Funtua, Karfi, Faskari etc.

Zamfara: Gusau, Bungudu, Maru, Talata-mafara, Bakura, Birni-magaji,
Kaura-namoda, Zurmi, Gunmi, Tsafe-Orientation camp, Maradun, Anka, Moriki, Shinkafi, Mada, Langalanga etc.

Sokoto: Sokoto, Illela, Goronyo, Kurawa, Wamako, Jabo, Rabah, Ganji, Malamawa, Yerimawa, Rafin-kudu, Sanyinan-daja etc.

Kogi: Lokoja, Ajaokuta, Ososo, Okene, Kabba, Mopa, Isanlu-esa, Koton-Karfi, Ikebe, Idah, Idibo, Eganyi etc.

Cross-River: Calabar, Uwet, Ugep, Nko, Obubra, Ikom, Nkomfap, Ogoja, Okuku, Akpakpa, Obudu, Otuk etc.

Bayelsa: Yenagoa, Amasoma, Furupa, Peniton-Island(Ezetu), Mbiama, Ayebabiri too much water i run comot.

Rivers: I have been to all the Rumus; Rumoula, Rumuokoro, Rumuigbo, Bori, Tabangh, Gokona, Ogoni, Degema, Ahoada, Obido, Abua, Opobo, Elele.

Please, dont say its a lie, cos i will tell u how to get there, either by water or road

i can quite relate with your post. i was in charge of site validation for a particulat telecom giant and in my own case, i was always away from Tuesday to Saturday every week. I attend update meetings on Sunday with all the guys in site acquisition, On Monday, i draft and sign of my Legal documents for the sites acquired, validated and to be paid for and on Tuesday, I am out of Lagos again. I virtually accessed every village in the south west, south south and south east. I have gone through the water from Yenagoa to Port Harcout, having gone to all the Tengele Amah towns, oluasiri, Nembe, Sangana,Amasoma. etc etc. It was fun for me then but after a while, i resigned because of the high risk involved. The double engine boat i chartered from Port Harcourt warterside to developed engine problems and we almost lost our bearing in the open sea, i was shot at on the expressway going from Port Harcourt to Enugu (back to back)....Money was coming in though...

devour129: if you all in Lagos are waiting for traffic to ease wont the traffic continue when you all hit the road ? Just thinking out loud

People like you will hit the road between 5-7pm and spend like 3 hours getting home at about 10pm.

The rest of us chill at the closest joint or when i am able to, drive down to ikoyi club, nurse a maximum of 2 bottles, its 9.30pm, i hit the road, power home and get there just 15minutes later than you.

Advantages:

i save fuel
i have lesser stress
lower risk of attacks by those guys in traffic
i connect with boys over a few drinks and look at new biz opportunities
The list is endless


On Friday night i club all night

ochukoccna: Whether you dig the ACN or not,you sure must give props to them for their classic punch lines which more often than not conveys the totality of their message just by the message title

Also why does the PDP and Joe'creek' Ebele ALWAYS RETORT WITH GUTTER LANGUAGE WHEN BEEN ASKED TO BE ACCONTABLE?

Erhmmmm, let me ask my oga at the top the response i should give. datz all...

bebe2: for a country with high rate of unemployment, why are there no job agencies. a company that will have a list of candidates on their books, have their qualifications and references that can be refered to wen employers need them,

if u need staff were exactly do u go.
i have been looking for pple to work in my bakery and cant seem to find any.
tips if u have one pls

For bakers, you may need to head hunt or poach or better still, get some people off the street and train them. Bakery is not what any person wants to send in a CV for, at least not in these parts.

Fhemmmy: I think there are some in Nigeria . . . I remember someone that i knew that works with one of them, but have no clue what the name is again.

There are. You are really right. Primepeople, Jobberman, and quite a few others.

DICKtator: GEJ traducer gaoled for R.A-PE and Attorney travelled incognito to Deutschland to seek mental stability.
Hope i helped?

Now this really got me reeling. You simply compounded the confusion.

berem: I hope there is going to be Presidential pardon for r.apists too. anything can happen in this country.

Can i ra.pe you and then test the law on presidential pardon. You may assume that since notice has been given, it is no longer ra.pe, but believe me, i will create a ra.pe scene and make it real. revert.

Gideon360: ua right my co geographer,
not only convectional rain that would be falling, in state like Osun, Oyo, Ondo and Ekiti, cyclonic rain would be so much in dis zone because N.W Trade Wind and S.E Trade Wind would be meeting at this zone. In the month of September, convectional rail will start in dis zone as excess sunshine would tend to evaporate aboundant water on the surface.
Orographic rain will be combating Lagos and Ogun state as sea breeze would be moving fr d coast down the continent.
All these state should prepare for heavy rain this year (although heavy rain is a sign of Blessing).

All of una dey mad. too many fictitious predictions so unstable and uncertain. A little rain, small rain, little sunshine, sprinkling of rain, it will drizzle, heavy downpour, haba...permutation too much abi una dey study baba ijebu join?

I may not like their ideology or their violent nature but i honestly admire their guts. Imagine the level of insult being handed to GEJ, its like, guy, shut da fok up, you have nothing to offer us, we hold all the aces. The sad truth is that after this slap on his excellency and his cohorts, nothing will still happen. Boko boiz, carry go joor. It is not your fault, i blame OBJ that installed GEJ that allowed Buhari and Co to install BH now to uninstall them BH boiz is no longer possible. As a virus, they plan to crash with the system. We created this monster, let us live with it until it devours us.

[quote author=jas_o]It is Mobile Telecommunication Network.
Those fools who derive fun in spoiling the company name should desist or go and die.
This is why you people don't grow. The logical reasoning that should have been imployed to make your point known will be burry for illogical and brainless unterances of yours. Either you like it or not, the system has tremendiously impacted possitively in Nigeria. It gave you employment. procuce star through project fame; these are people who had no hope in making it through their naturally gifted tallent because their Govt. have betrayed them. but with the company and the rest tellecomunication comapanies hope was revived. Dont be an ingrate, try appreciate what we are pressently getting. More good things are still in offing for all of us, let us all be pattient.[/quote]Are you like their agent or you sell their call cards? When last i checked, you are not their ambassador neither are you a staff. Mumu. Typical Nigerian always ready and willing to settle for less when you can get the maximum. Bury your head in shame.

okpara ugo: What will someone say of the delay in securing the original drivers licence from FRSC? If police finds you with a temporary licence, then you have to hand over your car keys till FRSC releases your original licence.

We are in a mess and the leaders dont care...

Original driver's licence ke? I pay the touts and get something out inside 24 hours. We will be serious and law abiding when they decide to be serious and law abiding too, until then, money answereth all things, QED.

LondyC: I think the problem with most christians is that we are still trying so hard to justify ourselves by our own righteousness which is gotten by obeying the law. So since the law says 'do not commit adultery' not 'do not kiss' then we feel justified to do the things which were not clearly stated. This was why God had to send Jesus to die for us because He saw that the Law could not make us holy. We are now in the new covenant which is written in our hearts by the blood of Jesus. We are now Baptized into Jesus and the Holyspirit dwells within us. 2nd Corinthians 3v6
If you are kissing, your mind can't be clean in the process. It's not just about whether it is right or wrong but about what it does to you. It stirs up lustful wishes and that is not healthy for either of you as christians. This is why Romans 12v2 says we should continuously renew our minds because what we think has a great effect on what we do. So many christians claim to be virgins but that is just physically, in their minds, they've done and undone all manner of sexual acts. This is why Jesus didn't just say 'don't commit adultery' but 'don't even think about it' because if you habour such thoughts, you are as guilty as the person who actually did it. Let your conscience be your judge.

If thinking of adultery and fornication is as guilty as the real act, let just then go ahead and keep committing it, so that I will know exactly what I am being punished for. Some interpretation indeed.

LondyC: I think the problem with most christians is that we are still trying so hard to justify ourselves by our own righteousness which is gotten by obeying the law. So since the law says 'do not commit adultery' not 'do not kiss' then we feel justified to do the things which were not clearly stated. This was why God had to send Jesus to die for us because He saw that the Law could not make us holy. We are now in the new covenant which is written in our hearts by the blood of Jesus. We are now Baptized into Jesus and the Holyspirit dwells within us. 2nd Corinthians 3v6
If you are kissing, your mind can't be clean in the process. It's not just about whether it is right or wrong but about what it does to you. It stirs up lustful wishes and that is not healthy for either of you as christians. This is why Romans 12v2 says we should continuously renew our minds because what we think has a great effect on what we do. So many christians claim to be virgins but that is just physically, in their minds, they've done and undone all manner of sexual acts. This is why Jesus didn't just say 'don't commit adultery' but 'don't even think about it' because if you habour such thoughts, you are as guilty as the person who actually did it. Let your conscience be your judge.

If thinking of adultery and fornication is as guilty as the real act, let just then go ahead and keep committing it, so that I will know exactly what I am being punished for. Some interpretation indeed.

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Another Ga.y connection in the making,

You are hereby banned for 48 hours....

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[quote author=tpia@]he's 22 and sitting down alone with two bottles of moet.


wow, lord have mercy.[/quote]Wrong. He is not sitting down alone, the second person with him took him the picture.

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Inbox me ur number lets hook up.
Uhm, btw, that pic of u in a suit dey show me something, hehehe, you seem endowed down ther

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edogu: How Long Can You Wait For A Girl To Say Yes To Your Proposal

I met this girl late last year and my intention was made known to her.

She told me dat she has a boyfriend and that i should give her time to think over it.

Its getting to four months and she is yet to giv me any reply. The funny thing is that her family assumes dat we already on date including my own family. Obviously i love her with my whole heart and am willing 2 settle down with her.

My question now is how long are you willing to wait before a girl can say yes to your proposal.

Please i need your advice. We keep in touch almost everyday. Actually am ready to wait until she is ready to yes but what i cant tell is if she is just playing along or what.

If i ask you once, the next time, you are th one asking me how soon am i completing the deal. I will never EVER broach it again. When you are ready, you will revert. I just hope it will not be late then.

THis is not true at all. But let us even assume for purposes of discussion that it is true, is the woman 'anikulapo'? she no dey die? i would have since killed her 7 times over. Abegi make i pass jare

Benaig: My people perish for lack of knowledge. I had an accident with my toks Honda Bullet along lag - Ib expressway. My mechanic negotiated and agreed cost of repairs with the insurance company and I was paid in less than one month.

That is my true personal experience.

It will be foolhardy for me to go about with mere pieces of paper on the mere heresay that insurance companies do not pay.

GO GET GENUINE INSURANCE FROM ANY REGISTERED COMPANY
REPORT ANY DISSATISFACTION TO NAICOM or NIG INSURERS ASSOCIATION if unfairy treated

I dont have to work in an insurance firm to help disabuse the minds of people.

Thank you.

Guy free these people abeg.

Some do not own cars, others own but would not do the right thing. They will come backlater and start blaming the insurance companies.