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NigeriaKitchen: To u ladies, if truly u have made up ur mind to find love on nairaland, and u have shown ur pic and the guys find u attractive, forget his pic, look at his character and personality.

Don't go falling for a guy cos of his handsome looks if u truly want to date or marry a man that will give u joy and make u proud. If he is handsome n has good personality n character, that's an added advantage, but don't let his looks deceive u to avoid future regrets.

Great men don't care much abt their looks, they care more about being great and making wave financially n otherwise.

You are an imp. Beauty is not and has never been synonymous with poverty. Go ahead and resemble 'Bance', no Nigerian babe will look at you twice with all the money in this world. We've got class and that is the truth.

[quote author=i luv to.to die][size=13pt]Please come to Area G of Ogba....Those police men there are giving us tough time. Now they have resulted to going into streets to raid any young man dey see on the road. They are embarrassing people on a daily basis. This people are making life a living hell for us. You cannot go out of your house without them embarrasing you. If they see a young man driving, they see it as a jackpot and they would fraustrate the living day light out of that guy. They go about in mufti to harass young men. They feel every young man is a yahoo boy. Make una come warn them for us o! Boys don run comot from area cos of them, yet, they still dey find them go where dem go. [/size][/quote]Na so dem go dey pursue you as 'love toto die'

Your mates are making meaning out of their lives, you are sitting down there and chatting rubbish everyday on this forum. They will catch you yet. mumu oshi

uihebom: There is no way God created bance in his own image.

Guy you just made my day. I can't stop laughing.....U wicked ooo

I cannot date any of them i am not GA.Y. At any rate, your poser did also not indicate that the question was directed at the women folk only.

loty: . @afam u must b silly 2 say suchna person send u go live bush

Loty, you are very stewpid. You just go about insulting people, Is Afam your mate? Can't you be civil in putting across your point? Na only you wey dem no train 4 house? The fact you are an orphan does not mean you should be abusive. Na your type we dey kill throw way when men be boys 4 school.

Y'll make me snigger, really. I did not attend any of these your fancy universities. My university grounded me thoroughly in my course which later became my profession, i earn good money, hold down a decent job and I am respected for what the institution inculcated in me. I stand tall amongst my contemporaries and i will not compare what my University bestowed on me in terms of academic excellence to what Unilag did to in the name of acquiring a Masters Degree. Yes, I mean UNICAL. I remain a Malabite both in this world and the one beyond

Emmy9ite: Save the tears for better days dudes! Just one of those things that happen cos of money-the town is crying for their loss of revenue and not d death of the croc.

Did the croc not procreate or replicate? Did they not consider the possibility of its death someday?

realonyi: She looks different...and in a gud way too,lovely dress!

Me sef love the 'DRESS'....depending on the dress you are looking at.

Artistree: Abeg, make una no vex...the guy was breatheless when he got home after the unexpected race that he PICKED, so he could not concentrate on the English proper. Forgive and forget oh, next time e go write am in slow-motion, e no go make MISKATE...

Lol, you are very 'WICKED'

[quote author=holly-pagan]some ppl here are so fo olish, are we here to sample our grammer? even must u comment,if cant decode the grammer shut da 4uk up[/quote]Learn to write in English my friend or better still use your local dialect. Stop defending people in your class, a bunch of dummies.

wurdz: You jumped out and picked race......the driver of the car you were in was overspending.....

My exact suspicions, someone is either drunk here or has lost his senses...

Jarus: World Cup Semi Final As Next Target - Before The Gas Runs Out

It is common knowledge that football form, especially for national teams, is in cycle.

A time to be at the peak, a time to begin to descend and a time to be at lowest ebb and a time to recover. And the cycle continues.

From 1990 to 1994, Nigeria's Super Eagles gradually moved up the form ladder, reached peak between 1994 - 1996, began to decline from 1998 and banked on pedigree to stil remain force to reckon with between 1998 - 2004, with the retirement of key players between after 2004, the team struggled between 2004 to 2012. Now back on its feet.


Ghana, Egypt, Senegal, Cameroun also went through the cycle at different times.


At Nigeria's peak between 1994 - 1996, Nigeria won AFCON 94 and Olympic 96.
At Senegal's peak between 2001 - 2002, they got to AFCON 2002 final and quarterfinals at world cup
At Ghana's peak between 2006 - 2010, they got to AFCON 2010 final and world cup quarterfinal, almost thru to semis


This is Nigeria's peak again, since the decline after 1994-96, we have AFCON already, can we stun at world cup by getting to or close to semi final like Senegal/Ghana, before the decline sets in again?

The scenario painted here is true of product life cycle. A football team well managed need not go through the same cycle. All any country needs is to always keep a pool of talents to be trained and brought in to replace tired legs. It is only when a country or a football team allows itself to be exhausted with no plan for replacements that they come down the high pinacle of success. The team we have now can still be a team A, while a Team B and even Team C is put in place and gradually groomed to take over with the passage of time. Have you ever wondered why Brazil has never missed attending the world cup? In Nigeria we will never do the right things because there is money to be made from failure. If Keshi had failed, they would have contracted foreign coaches and started sharing pounds and dollars with that one. I have since given up on this silly contraption call NFF and their parents Nigeria. I hail the super Eagles though for silencing critics.

Her name is Ijeoma, i have met her before.

pekelepekele: Waiting for what atheist , confusers and NL aprokos will say about this

I am a practical christian, but in truth did TB say anything new? We have until recently been conceding late minute goals, the first match could gone either way, bla bla bla. Even a a not too good pundit will give you the same analysis.

Make all of una go sit down jare. You are ascribing to that man what he is not.

[quote author=Tee_Seven]Something needs to be done about our road speeds. I just drove on the Lagos-Ibadan expressway today and fully loaded commercial (rickety) busses were passing me as if I wasn't moving. Meanwhile I was doing 100km/hr! Our roads are even not in great shapesm
As much as I don't know how effecitve this method will be, something has definitely got to be done![/quote]100km/h on the express is snail speed. if you are driving a small car, you should be doing 120km/h. I do as high as 180km/h and still get to the eastern parts late in the evening or night.

On post, it will take just one vehicle to overtake those rickety FRSC cabins for that traffic build up ploy to scatter. Even a blind man can feel the traffic build and frustration on that road, besides, when robbers latch in on the slow movement and attack, the FRSC men will scamper and leave the innocent road users to their fate. This country is so messed up. The people coming out with these ideas are people who have been driven on specific western roads where cars really speed, the autobahn.

We as a nation think through our ar*ses

Una too get time. Open ya mouth and tell me its my turn to cook. The next day you will have two or more babes in the same house cooking for me with strict instructions to bundle you out if you misbehave. They will stay in that house till you either change or unilaterally move. what nonesense?

My mother never gave and still hasent given my dad bull--shiit and i will not take it from any woman. I will love and respect you, lend a helping hand as often as necessary, but take it as a right and put you where you should be

gparker: Ok first of all who is Patrick Obahiagbon? Don't know him and I don't want to know him, your ex's ITK (I too know) attitude plus big & unnecessary grammar is the reason why I can't stand lawyers and to think I'm a lawyer myself well I don't practice and I don't care much for that profession it was a gross mistake on my part.

Anyway back to you, sorry for deviating I think you should send your cv sending the resume doesn't mean you've accepted to take her back. If someone offers you help that doesn't involve you doing anything indecent or illegal please take it.

Now if you eventually get a job through her mum just continue to make clear your stance on your relationship with her and keep the entire family at arms length while being respectful from a distance. That means no more attending birthday bashs or family gatherings of any kind, please also express your gratitude for the job (if you get it) but getting up close & personal with any family member is a big no.

Now while you are on the job do your work diligently & ethically, be an honest employee build healthy relationships at the work place with colleagues & superiors whom you can use as refernces in your next job if the need ever arises. Strive to ensure you are found with no faults so even if your ex's mother wants to sabotage you for any reasons it would be glaring to all that it's a witch hunt.

I want to believe this girl and her family are sane people who won't go after you viciously if you refuse to date her afterwards.

You wrote well, but i challenge your claim that you are a lawyer. It is not true sir. you are not one, neither by calling nor by orientation

bendazum: She introduced you as her friend not her fiance.You're in the clear. Don't say or do anything that would suggest otherwise.As for the job tins if it clicks accept it.But see it as a temporary thing.You can be looking for job while working there.Even if it's 3 months you worked there. Use your salary wisely.Never marry because of job especially to someone you don't love. Most lawyers I know are like that, MANIPULATIVE. I can't marry a lawyer myself.

Taah, which lawyer in her right senses will hitch with you. Bros you are presumptous ooo.

home girl: we no want oooooooooooooooo cos they fit give the superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr eagles bd luck. infact anybody we no get cable come my house come watch am. everything dey, generatorooooooooooooo, fueloooooooooooooooooo all they.

I am considering taking you up on the offer, not because i cannot watch it otherwise but you know nah.....

see an una dey yeye this girl, SMH

Una harsh ooo

queensmith: of course, doesn't this make sense? They left the plethora of jobs available to them to hawk this nonsense on the street? How dare they try to make a living! kmt, im getting a bit fed of up with the lagos govenrment

Plethora of jobs (sic)? Tell, where are those jobs?

Jarus: Yeah, that Alain Trarore guy na baller. Too bad for Bf he's out to injury.

Their loss, our gain. QED

Sijo01: Na cooperation make rice full pot..... They all tried.
10/10

Your head dey dia jare my sister.

hbabe: It depends on why he is crying. If he is crying because he doesn't have money to meet up his financial responsibilities, I don't feel pity instead I feel like dragging him off his feet and taking him to a construction site to carry cement.
Men have learnt how to cry for silly reasons so one has to be very careful, look beyond the tears; look at the real reason.

Wickedly constructed. A la hbabe herself. Happy resurrection.

I was driving and had just made a u-turn at Road safety when a car driving from teh same direction i was coming from (but now very opposite me on the other side of the road) splashed through the poodle and i got some of teh raised splash sitting on my own driving seat. I was not wound up because it had just stopped raining and the weather was cold. Interestingly i had an interview that day, needless to say, the interview did not go well. Whether it had to do with my mood, i cannot now explain. This is because, the dirt did not show as i had worn my suit to cover the shirt. (The suit was as usual hanging behind me in front of the back seat and that window was wound up.

As a person, i take care to slow down when i approach pedestrians and notice there is a poodle around them. I know i walked before i started driving and everyone who is hard working will someday buy and own their cars.

[quote author=Nicolas N.]Top officials of the Nigeria Football Federation have conveyed their deep-rooted appreciation to Prophet T.B. Joshua of The Synagogue, Church Of All Nations for what they described as his special support for the national team, Super Eagles leading up to Sunday’s 2-1 defeat of the hitherto dreaded star-studded Elephants of Ivory Coast in the quarter-finals of the on-going Africa Cup of Nations in South Africa.

Prior to the epic encounter on Sunday in Rustenburg, South Africa, the Super Eagles were merely given an outside chance to prevail over the Elephants who were loaded to the brim with superstar players including Didier Drogba and Yaya Toure.

But Stephen Keshi’s team who went inot the game as underdogs, stunned thw orld including with a magnificent display of amazing skills, grit and team play, to edge their West African neighbours out of the tournament at the quarter-finals stage.

Apparently on cloud nine, Nigeria Football Federation top brass and Coordinator of the Super Eagles, Emmanuel Atta was lavish with encomiums on Prophet T.B. Joshua for what he described as “his wonderful role in the 2-1 defeat of Ivory Coast”.

Moments after the encounter, Attah sent out sms text messages to The “Synagogue Man of God” thanking him for standing solidly behind the Eagles in the game against Ivory Coast.

“We’re very appreciateive of him. He was wonderful and we can’t thank him enough,” Attah screamed excitedly.

“T.B. Joshua was fervent in his prayers for the team. We observed all that he asked us to do, starting from a day before the game. This is a special victory for the team and the nation and we cannot thank God enough.”

Attah also expressed gratitude to Nigerians for their support and prayers for the senior national team. He assured that with more of such support, the Eagles will continue to work hard in order to make Nigerians happy.

http://vibeghana.com/2013/02/05/nff-thanks-tb-joshua-for-cote-divoire-win/[/quote]This is BS and you guys are massive eediots. Where was Tuberculosis Joshua when we were struggling in the opening games? was he not a 'prophet' all the while we did not qualify for major competitions and when we qualified could not go far? This is one of the reasons God will probably get angry and turn his back against your mediocre and vascillating team. How does the effort in the course of the footbal game amount to prayers by TB? If the guys were lackadaiscical (dont care about that spelling)in their game with CIF as they were in their previous matches, your stuupid brain tells you that they will have come out unscathed because of TB's prayers? What a nation and its inhabitants. I give up on Nigeria

When i am high enough on booze to watch the depthless Nigerian home movies, i will prefer patience any day to that Mberekpe lady. Anyways the later only acts the part of a witch. Unlike Patience who is versatile. The woman is a natural actress

Opera Mini: I was in someone's office last week, and I noticed that a particular lady had in display in a board beside her desk, both group and individual pictures of her family members. I just wanted to ask whether such a thing is proper in the office, thanks.

It is allowed if it is done in moderation. It serves as a warning that 'He or She' is taken. It is a protection against would be adventurists.

As it was in the Nigeria Vs Cote D' Ivoire game, i kept mum in the face of villification of my dear National team. Yesterday is now history. I have been reading all the posts with studied calmness, i know what i think will happen, i will not pen it down, i await the realization of my thoughts on Wednesday. Super Eagles, beware the 'ides of Mali'.

[quote author=ecolime][/quote]You are like the first mature guy to reasonably comment on his encouraging words. Should we not have something like a filter for under aged people in here? and that inludes adults with arrested mental development