₦airaland Forum

I have done it severally and need an opportunity to show that I can do better.

ehispapa: They are just too childish and to think that we have foreigners reading this too

What you have written has two meanings.To get your intended meaning you should punctuate thus; They are just childish, to think that we have foreigners reading these too.

The second meaning which I am sure was never intended would be read thus or interpreted thus, those guys are childish to think that foreigners are reading these too. Meaning no foreigners are reading it, which on itself is fallacious.

I am happy none of these is associated with libido. So we can consume whatever our hands find.

Royal Roy: So you needed to quote all the write up to ask of this? *shior*

Exactly. The average Nigerian is either so self centered or lacks the basic understanding of immediate help strategies on behalf of the injured

Walexy96: U can't be serious.......

The screen of my phone got blank for over two weeks now, so decided to repair the Blackberry today. On getting to the engr. I complained to the man and we negotiated, just to give the phone to the man I realise that the phone has function normal. I quickly scope the man that it's not the phone am talkin about and that I forgot the phone at home. The man got annoyed, but just before he turn it to something else, I just wakka leave the place.
With the suprise that the phone has work, something tells me to spend d money on some other which I will still need, which did immediately. I exhausted the money which I want to use for the screen. On getting home with the excitement, I was disappointed to see my phone not showing again and I have spend all the money with me. Coming to NL to see what is going on, what i saw was how to know if you are cause.
Does this mean am CURSED ?

YES

We have no way of determining otherwise, for now he is the legally recognized richest mogul in Nigeria. The IBBs, Adenugas etc should formally, officially and legitimately contest the the prime position and let's see who gets invites from EFCC and ICPC

The tenant no get kerosene or fuel? Pour the liquid on the snake and take the dead body to the landlord's house. Only him one will come and beg and ask you to stay in the house till you are willing to leave.

Meanwhile the landlord has been charged for a minor offense, the penalty on conviction is so infinitesimal that he can pay the option of fine upon conviction, and that is when the woman's problems will start. My advise is for the woman to start a house hunt immediately.

[quote author=itunu_07]U pple shd stop quoting the entire write-up abeg, jst type ur comment nd we will understand u,..
*i will vex nd drop dis fone oo*[/quote]I double dare you to try and drop the phone

I won't respond to any of the issues requiring attention, I will light a cig and relax.......reason? I am already large......I am coasting in 2013.

The Bible book of Mathew Chapter 6 Vs 6-8 provides answers to your questions. Jehovah's Witnesses follow that pattern of prayer as modeled by Jesus.

Lovine: If Ghoast are not real, where do you go when you dream? Or dreams are not real too? FOOOOOOLLLLLSSSS. In the year 1977 a man died in my village in a ghastly motor accident, unknown to anyone in the village yet, a very tall tree in the front of the man's house fell down by its self, all the yam in his farm dried up for no just cause. It was later in the day that the news came. After his burial my dad who happened to be his friend was sent to his family house to sleep and protect the family. But each night the man came walking around the compound making lots of noise some times climbed the roof and the ceiling destroying things until he was brought back from the town according to traditional rituals and everything ceased. Tell me what do you think was responsible for all the destructions and noises?

For your answer, it's evil spirit or demons.

On topic, I haven't seen a ghost because they do not exist.

Demons and evil spirits exist and they tend to torment lily livered people like you.

SlyIg: God bless Nairaland!
God bless Seun!
God bless Mrs. Somebody!

Will you bear my name?

Yes I can, as soon as I confirm myself a failure. How else can I not provide for my child or children including buying or paying for whatever will make their lives same as what obtains at home. God forbid that my child should be allowed to stay with anyone else be the person a relation or otherwise? At least not while I am alive and kicking.

ayosmiles: Common folks, i think u are too harsh on this girl. Things might not be exactly as we c it. I have since dumped her and move ahead but we had to talk and i realized after d chat dat part of it was my fault

So why the fok are you wasting our time and space?

ayosmiles: Folks dont think am a fool. I love dis gal cos she could be fun to be with. She told me no sex at d beginnin nd i respect her wish cos i thought she was a good gal. She told me how she was disvirgined nd dat made me love her but she still went back 2 d guy that didnt treat her well. Then she claimed she loved me nd i should not neglect her.

My thoughts? I think you are an idio.t.

You expect an advice? You are a fwool.

But then, you are just kidding right?

psquarex: Fellas, whats your overall general % performance index for GEJ PDP led govt in 2012, for me its 48%

What is/are the yardsticks or perimeter for the assessment? You don't just award marks without a basis. My query is based on the fact that he had a number of points on his agenda, based on those points has his government been able to deliver? Are those points the basic things Nigerians need or is his government acting unilaterally? Even against the stated agenda how do we determine the success percentile?

Do NEMA officials carry guns? Just asking

Enangson: Same old story, This will only become news in Nigeria when they are Prosecuted.

Let us celebrate some success no matter how minute, it should count as a step in some direction. Having said that, information should be extracted from those suspects fairly quickly so that this menace can be arrested once and for all times and the brains behind them dealt with immediately, if that is really feasible.

By the way, the Police is not my friend, I trust thugs more. The police are my boys, they obey my instruction any time. I am a lawyer.

egift: I was to be a witness for my friend's case and the big man ask them to include my name among the suspects. - When people came to bail us, the man said no and paid the IPO and he left station.

Needless to say we slept there and as you all know "bail is NOT free". Sadly even lawyers give them money (though may be less than you can negotiate).

The police has wide powers of arrest and detention. The police can detain you irrespective of the lawyer that you bring along, constitutionally, they can keep you for 24hours, subject to re-arrest depending on the outcome of on going investigation. The lawyer can get you a court bail without paying, but if he insists on the same powers at the police station, you will definitely sleep overnight.

Get it straight, the lawyer can negotiate your release from detention, but the police having custody of your body has stronger authority. However, if you are willing to wait it out, your lawyer can get you free from detention just at the payment of his professional fees.

The year 2012 in the Gregorian calendar ends today, December 31 at midnight. While wishing all both friends and foes a wonderful year ahead, I have already made my new year resolution, mine is 'Not to make any resolution because I will surely break it', what is your new year resolution.

Libkid: identical ibo dude.u just murdered english

Well, I thought he was being deliberately sarcastic, else I suggest you see the poster as who he is and quit being tribalistic. Your people throw around enough Gbagauns' just like any other tribe. I am Igbo and honestly while my grammar is not impeccable, I sure still write better than some folks from wherever in double hell you are coming from. Be wise.

Is this not robbery and don't people get robbed and killed everywhere else? Once it is Nigeria, all eyes and mouth will open to castigate. God will help all of you sha whether in 9ja or diaspora.

Meanwhile I dey villa dey high palmy

Some truths and some lies are being peddled here. JW are very strict, they do not preach condom, they insist on no se.x or abstinene. Having said that, some of them are wild and crazy. I was brought up by strict JW parents, they still are. My elder brother was a virgin till he married, I on my part started go haywire right from the Uni days, I smoke, drink, womanize and still carry the facade of being a staunch member. If you judge them by my standards, you will be making serious mistakes. I aware that if I am caught on any of those, I will be disciplined, probably by disfellowshipping. Infact I recently flew to warri to meet another wild JW witness babe and we down. I did not pretend she was the good type, she also knew I wasn't the very good type. Both our parents are elders in our various congregations but sometimes act like humans.

As for marriage, no witness girl will be willing to marry an outsider, if it does happen, she will remain unhappy thereafter. For all my madness, I know that witnesses know and preach the truth, which is why I can never attend any other religious organizations.

@op, if you have not left the girl alone all these while, please let her go so you can both be happy individually. I am done.

ilugunboy: You are absolutely right....

My neighbour was picked up by his younger brother (who had gone ahead to make plan for his police escort) and two MOPOL at Owerri airport en route Umuhia yesterday paying those fees you mentioned plus feeding of MOPOL till 2nd of Jan when they escorts him back to Owerri airport

Meanwhile some low lifers here are busy yarning dust

Guy you are messed up pathetically irredeemable liar. Around us we simply are proud and love to show off, it's nothing to do with kidnapping. I was in the house of the owner of Crunchies food chain in Nigeria, and the discussion went thus

1stman......I brought in 4 mopols
2nd man.....I brought in 6, I am living bigger than you
Another man.....but do we need all these boys
Yet another guy....how else do we show that there are levels of richness, after all these small boys have virtually achieved all that we did sometimes 5 years or more earlier, built large mansions, driving 2012 machines, etc
1st man......it's interesting how spend mega bucks around here
And on and on and on......

My point? Let me spell it out to these cretins........if anyone chooses to bring in a mopol or even soldiers, it's only a show of wealth and a level of higher possession of dough, not because anyone is kidnapping here, besides, we drink in the open air till 4 am, read some of my last posts and notice the time I post them.

I am just sick and tired of your stvpid arguments over something you know nothing about

gbosaa: Next he,ll pay a fortune to either rihanna or beyonce to fly down to naija to entertain his guests.

Re-read. He just had a wedding for his daughter, if he did not fly down Rihanna or Beyonce then, he is likely not gonna do it anymore.

@post, it is sad commentary on the state of wasteful spending which has characterized our polity and the leaders. I will be surprised if he does not give the a gift of a jet. Naija, I hail thee.

I drive in long traffic going to and returning from the office, so I pull my shoes and drive with slip on. However, if I anticipate a stoppage on the drive, like I have to enter ikoyi club or something to that effect, I leave my shoes on. Essentially either way, I can drive, but I had long realized that it affects the right hand side of your shoe bottom

nitrogen: Who is Aturu? Abeg tell him to park well jooor!

In my place, Aturu means sheep, and those are not credited with a lot of gray matter

Dawdy: No one is accusing christians of causing this to muslim governor. But christans lack faith, they dont believe that it is God that gets everything done.

Dodo......your insanity is about starting again?