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Agbgift: Bros, I wonder which planet u for show. Common national population census, as nt be able to giver d aqurate numbers of nigerians citizens in dis country or feed for its citizens, na job census wan work?...In dis country, d rich keep getting richer, while d poor go poor d more. All dis committee of sleeping and standing na dem dem be d memebers, avenue to keep choping money. God help us sha. Make d world jst end make everybody cari load go met baba God.

Babes na so the life tire you reach? There is still hope sha, take it easy, LOL.

freecocoa: Eh! and my man is here sleeping.

*Taps him and says*
Wake up honey, you have an obligation to these b**bs.
Squeeze as hard as you can, suck if you have to sef.

Yeah just like that, ah oh that's nice.

And you are a virgin....guess he is too

Same way I do on 31st December every year, I will fok my way into the new world on Friday . That's sooo on point.

BIGVAJINA: sexy

Would he perhaps be your step? Then I can understand the emotional answer.

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Cool

@OP, My own Company chose to give us quarter bags of rice (10kg sha) and G/Oil (I think about 1.25kg or so. I felt so insulted that i wanted to give it to the MD's driver to give the man's wife at home as my christmas present to them. Better judgment based on advise was that i should not take that step, i should simply ignore the gift in exercise of my right, i did just that. I rejected teh rice and oil. I am sure next year, that singular act of mine (which is being discussed company wide)will lead to an improved Xmas gift to staff. These employers of labour ehn? God is watching them.

Best bet, quit working for them and buy yourself and complimentary staff whatever quantity of foodstuff you choose to procure during christmas.

jude33084: Are you guys joking or Wђɑ̤̥̈̊†? Paying for emmission aŋԂ radio sound polution? . I am in benin aŋԂ Lagos Benin is my route. I drive that road like 3times a month aŋԂ I have never encounter them. I think τhis is another thread to bash the Ǧ☺☺ϑ people aŋԂ peace loving people of Edo state

There is nothing about bashing anybody. I do the Lagos - East (Onitsha) road at least thrice a year, and i am headed there again on the 24th of this month. The first time they accosted me, i did not know who they were, i slowed down and stopped and since i was driving my official car, i showed them all those local government permits, we argued for a long while, eventually they let me go when someother guy came with a UBA car and had not even a single paper. The next time, they used a lorry ahead of me to stop me. What they did was to ensure the lorry slowed down in the middle ofthe road and then they used stones, spiked wood etc to block my tires. I spent close to an hour and they took N2k from me. That had been the last. These days, when i get there, i deliberately go after them (with real intent to kill) and they will usually scamper for safety. I have sworn to my God that i will hopefully knock them down someday as a lesson for the rest of them. I days to come, i also plan to empty catridges on them as soon as i procure my license for firearms. THose guys are just a menace and to think that immediately after their hide out, you get to a police stop. Last December, they hired a payloader and pretended to be fixing the road thereby narrowing down the road and traffic so that they can jump on vehicles slowing down. What i have now resorted to, in addition to my desire to kill, is to use a vehicle that they never could imagine is an official status car (Hyundai, Montero, etc). They are always suckers for Corrollas, and the like.
It is rather sad that the governor of that state has turned blind eyes to that daylight robbery. Edo people sef na wa.

mrperfect: At least they will obey traffic laws, lasma and police will some be out of business, no more bribes because dogs don't know what it is.
It seems we are making progress in this century.

Guy you just cracked me up. Taking it a bit further, i am imagining LASTMA telling a dog to pull over for beating the traffic light, considering the dog was not trained along those lines, how would it react? And if the dog angrily comes down, what will the LASTMA guy do? Further how would the LASTMA guy demand for the bribe? I hail anwo dogs ooo. When i get home today, i will commence driving lessons for my dog, I kuku trust her, any LASTMA on the way, she go chop am raw

armadeo: A third class graduate was not serious in school period. No excuse whatsoever since the grades are from year 1 to 4 or 5. So for 4 to 5 yrs u played ur butt off then failed.
That being said it doesn't mean a third class graduate is useless as I have seen some who are very capeable.
The NPF is more than degree they need good psychological evaluation were simple answers to questions will tell ur kind of person. The MIB need reforms reorientation and most of all good renumeration and insurance in the case of loss of life in the line of duty. Cos in naija today if funds are released for the upkeep of the family of a deceased policeman some 2yrs down the road we'll hear ?? Billion naira scam.

AND I agree with you. There was this guy that came out with a third class in my set, as at the last i checked, he was the only guy in our set that has been conferred with a SAN (Senior Advocate of Nigeria) and that is no mean feat by any standard.

However, the guy was also good in his own rights way back then. having said that, scoring below average has always had a way of making people come across as less capable although that may not always be correct.

emmysenior: I wonder if these decision makers actually took their time to reassess this so-called preventive and curative measures before implementing it. What makes them think that 3rd class holders are bad eggs? I'd rather, they should focus more on psychological tests on eligible officers... Having a 2nd or 1st classes does not automatically make people good or qualified to apply, what of those that bribed their way(s) through school? Since written test is involed, I'd suggest they should let everybody write. In other words, I don't think that these outlined measures of their's can help cub or sanitize corruption in that department.

Bros no vex, but i just wan ask, na 3rd class you carry come out?

specialguest: The holiday should have been from 24th december to 2nd january. Nigerians need a break! The masses work like donkey"s (365 days a year) without any holiday while the elites jet out at any slight headache/stomach upset to rest with money they never worked for. Lord have mercy

You must be self employed, else how could you work for 365 days when you have saturdays and sundays, you have easter break, our moslem brothers provide us with 2 eids, and then there is Democracy day, Independence day and teh xmas break.

As for elites jetting out, i will reserve my comments on that, it appears we are on the same page there.

agbari socket: Igbo na robbery then go first choose.Bleep their mama and papa

Did i not tell you its past bedtime for you?, Oya go back to sleep and dont get down from the bed until i say so. Stvpid child

babyosisi: All men are possessive
Every single one
Any man that denies it is both possessive and also a liar
It is their nature to mark their territory and stay in charge and guard it jealously some are just worse than others
If your man is not a tad possessive,he is either not into you or he is gay

I cannot say it any better.

stine b: Ofçourse we all need to be security conscious and careful when in dark and lonely roads, also when in a Large gathering of people anywhere in the world.
I can testify that calabar is very safe compared to other states in Nigeria.Some of the hoodlums the op is reffering to are not from Cross River State,because an average Cross Riverian(Ogoja,Calabar)is peaceful and hospitable.

Dead right. I studied and graduated there. I am at the carnival every year, i am shipping out on Friday this week. Mumsie's got a house at Queen duke just beside Bogobiri. The only thing to say about those areas is that it is very near the park so area boys do their stuff. Besides Bogobiri is mostly occupied by Hausas and honestly those guys just mind their business. Yes Mary Slessor is a very long road (street) and could be lonely, but i have walked it alone severally straight to the University gate and nothing ever happened. THis guy is just trying to create an impression that he knows the town well and he is coming up with scary non-existent gists. The average Calabar man will not raise a hand on you for anything or any reason, i have never seen a more docile and friendly people. It is elementary logic that wherever there is a large crown, things are bound to happen, but on a scale of 10 (ranking from 1-10) crime or violence in Calabar metropolis will probably be 2.

Guys, if you havent hit town yet, please feel free to come, there is no problem at all.

Billyonaire: Its a bad way to die. RIP dudes.

How is it best to die oo?

ifyebere: Honestly dis devision is just too bad especially dis witness, they're just too mean. Occult people

Did u ask a genuine question hoping for an honest opinion when you already have set views.? Man up and leave that girl alone before you wreck her love life, I beg of you

[quote author=asdf:jkl ha ha ]Abeg let us hear word joor. Poor pple die on road accidents evryday n d govt do notin. Now a prominent person dies de wuld begin 2 paint d newspaper n tv as it he is beta dan dose dat die as a result of d bad road de refuse 2 repair. Rest in pecies[/quote]Your head dey dia jare

No Qualms: Yes, I've been experiencing serious problems with MTN since last night. Let's be sincere here, MTN network beats the rest most of the time. As for me, I get the cheapest call rate on MTN.

Guys complain less. We are working with MTN to ensure that babes do not get across those calls that will remind us that it is xmas and we should pay for peruvian or any other hair. This MTN network will continue in this way till after the yuletide. Pease bear with us. For those of you that use Etisalat, Airtel and all such other networks, we are in talks with their management too, very soon, p2p calls will not be available on any network in 9ja till we are through with the festivities. Once again, bear with us, it is only but a survival strategy for awon boyz....

Why would you want to change an engine in the first place. After using your car for a reasonable time-frame, would it not be the course of wisdom to either dispose of it or make a gift of it and buy another? Rather than spend some funny amount fixing a used car, how about sell, trade in or give out?

[quote author=A-ZeD]Dude do some research. Airports with free wi-fi are great places for hackers to operate from. Infact never access sensitive information from a free wi-fi at any airport in the world.[/quote]I dont even touch WiFi anywhere outside my office. My 3.75G secured network will always be otherwise available.

zumbigbo: Igbos have noting 2 offer than criminal mindset.they don happy 2 robbed nigerian without proscution but they will be kill 1 by 1.lagoos arrested 4 animal igbo 4 robbery burn them alive serve foolish tribe right

Your mother should have scooped the south-ward dribble of creamy effluence that dripped down the side of her thigh, post-coitus with that two-headed, red-eyed ram that you creatively call your 'Father' and used that as offering to appease those detesting the onset of her half-dog/half ram throwback, known as yourself.

Bros na wa for you oo. This guy that cannot compose a coherent thought process, is he the same guy you are expecting to read and comprehend this your flamboyant and high sounding grammar? Now you will make him come back with a another convoluted and senseless response that will be tangential to your response. Please forgive him the excesses. I am sure he has realized that he should not be here except with his guardian ad litem

agbari socket: Igbos have noting 2 offer than criminal mindset.they don happy 2 robbed nigerian without proscution but they will be kill 1 by 1.lagoos arrested 4 animal igbo 4 robbery burn them alive serve foolish tribe right

Re-write the quoted in Yoruba so you can make sense to your teeming fans

Bandy10: Another hellish experience for motorists that will ply the Lagos Ibadan expressway during the program.

Bros na wa oo. I wonder why they cannot compel the holy 'ghost' to help them manage traffic so that the rest of us that are not exactly excited about the 'scam' can live our driving lives happily.

Further reasons to go home during xmas... 'my people say that if young man does not visit home because he has made enough money, he should go home because it has been a long time he last visited'. Please do not villify us. We need to go home and see our folks, we have a place to visit, if you have got one, please visit, if you haven't or you are scared off witches,robbers, accidents or worse kidnappers, then stay back. I will travel, and come back here to meet all those who do not have homes to go to.

benbrains: I travel basically to Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ the bigger part of the family. A sort of a family re-union, a fellowship... That is d only time in d year when this could possbly happen.
I can't wait to get on the bus...

Same here. Family re-union. As a person, i do not believe in Christmas or its celebration, its just an opportunity to reunite with the family and klan both within and in diaspora. It's stressful and expensive, but honestly it is worth it. The extended family bonding is such that you cannot compromise. You get to meet the most recent generations of the extended family and the unity of commonwealth (cooking eating and drinking from one 'household') cannot be gotten otherwise. One car is moving this weekend with items needed from my own part, i will hit the villa myself on the 24th. Besides, BOTZ are waiting flenjo all day all night till we disperse. I CAN'T WAIT.

Na wa ooo. These 9ja Oyinbos ehn, una worry , i swear. For me ooo, my Hyundai (Tucson) takes me to Benin and would have just done half tank, i fill up at Umunede, sleep at Asaba, drive it into Aba, fill up at Aba and i am in Arochukwu. If i am driving the Montero, the trip takes the same circle, but i fuel up at Benin, then Asaba, then Aba. If it is Toyota Avensis, i take the route of the Montero. I no send the MPG or KPG (as we have it around here). I plan to buy and burn fuel and i do. That is all that counts.

Ok, back at work and weekend clubbing and partying in Lagos, i fill my tanks on Tuesdays and refuel on Friday (irrespective of the machine that is doing the work). At each pump i spend between 4 to 5k. If the fuel is N97, fine, if it is N110 i still pump fuel and move on. Pictures? the sun is too much jor, i cannot go out there to take 'pishure of a dasbord'. If i remember and my head is still working after clubbing into the wee hours of tomorrow, i will take the pishure. TGIF.

deesnipes: OMG
Imagine the way I rushed to open this thread.
Early М̣̣̥̇̊ό̲̣̣̣̥я̩̥̊и̣̣̣̥ȋ̝̊̅̄и̣̣̣̥G laugh

na wa ooo, babes sef wan see their type dey fight tear cloth?

@ OP, you phocking killed it. i doff my cap 4 u.

eastOFwest: That's not entirely correct sir. Majority of them pay money to be brought abroad only to be tied into further debt. In many cases it is even a family effort with land and property being sold to raise money. When many of them arrive europe and see the amount of nacking they have to do to repay these debt, they grow cold feet and get disillusioned claiming that they were tricked or kidnapped.

Lol at 'the amount of knacking'...Guy you just cracked me up there. Thanks for making me laugh out for once today.

Udmaster: Popular Nollywood Actor, Vincent Opurum is now on Twitter!!

I am one of his new fans..

just go to www.twitter.com and search for OPURUM VINCENT and follow him.

If he was that popular, why is it that i do not know him?

AdexOmoby: However it would be I would want it to be on my wedding day. I really dont wanna the feeling until dat day. Its another thing that would make my day!

Are you like dating a tree?