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t00dugged:
Not at all,I am talking to you ,but you on the other hand even confessed it yourself that confusion is your middle name . Remember you suffer from delirium tremens .


So watch out, coronavirus is closer to you than you think, pushing it and saying "God forbid" will not save you , better follow NCC guidelines

So delirium tremens means "confusion'?

I give up on you.

t00dugged:
yen yen yen , ignorant lecturer .


Before you talk about derailing you should look in the mirror Mr ancestor , oh now he is easing off stress of the day, I thought you don't banter with kids , Idiotic buffoon .


In another news ,do you know you might just die of coronavirus and will likely not see the end of 2021? ,Stay safe and follow NCC guidelines .

You must be confusing me with your father or elder brother. (at the bolded)

t00dugged:
By minute details you mean you putting a coma at the end of your sentence instead of a fullstop? . Yes I had to make a screenshot . Agbaya ancestor . Your buffoonery is legendary my dear and quite entertaining as well I must say .


Teacher teacher o nor teach me nonsense. .

Ladies and gentlemen introducing our English professor of nairaland community . First I was a kid now you have turned spelling checker, which direction will you twist to next to massage your ego?

Your point is noted. Nevertheless, I do insist you go back and learn tenses and spellings. You effectively derailed from what I was lecturing you on and on the same topic that you were proudly parading your ignorance but guess what, you help me ease off from the stress of the day, I therefore have no reason to complain about this foolery.

Grayoso:
Lol. Says a poor and likely wretched man. 1 billion Naira is only around 2 million dollars. Not an inexhaustible amount of money at all in this day and age. A decent home in the UK, another in US and a choice home in Nigeria would likely exhaust that whole amount.

Abeg not all of us want to die frustrated failures who make "vanity upon vanity" excuses for their inability to make enough money to enjoy the best life has to offer while we are on earth.

We will all die so pointless mocking any deceased person poor or rich. It is about choosing how you will live while alive .

Lol. Bros I concur. Even poverty is vanity. It is better to have a better vanity than a wretched vanity abeg.

t00dugged:
Well well well look what we have here, an arrogant prick and buffoon with shoulder padded ego , you invited your self in to teach a numbskull?, oh wow! Professor emeritus , key holder of knowledge, seer of all things known and unknown, .Oh ye! ancient of days I greet you .


I am not abusing you, as you labelled me a kid ,I just assumed if to you I am a kid ,it must mean you are an ancestor ,so tell me, dear ancestor, which do you accept? white hen or incisor of a white cocrodile? .

In great Fela's voice;

Teacher teacher
Nor teach me nonsense.


All this virtual professor sef

You must have re-read your post and found out how empty, shallow and stupid you sounded. May I also request that going forward, you check your tenses and spellings when responding to me. I am very particular about those minute details,

t00dugged:
Yeah they turn ancestors when they can't argue again, remember I didn't invite you into my comment you old frail wrinkled,snuff stained dirty teethed ancestor .And by the way ,it's Madam not sir .


A good night to you too.

I never argued with you, i sought to teach you but it turned out you can't be taught.

Abuse me all you want, i have since made my point.

For avoidance of doubt, you don't invite people to your mention, they come in to make some points, clarify positions or in the extant case, try to teach numskulls who, as in your case, will never learn.

t00dugged:
Lol,I am afraid the little you claim to know about the law is ignorant . See this one talking about public policy, who do you think is erring against public policy here ? The criminal posting nude or two adults who had sex which is not a criminal offence? .

Dey form "learned colleague " for nairaland , nor be only throw out with punitive damages, na kick in with palliative

You do not know what you do not know. Simple logic. Have a good night's rest Sir. I do not banter with kids on a serious matter.

Preciousgirl:
1. Average Looks and a great cook. Bad in bed.

2. Average Looks but superb in bed. Very bad at cooking.

3. Super super Beautiful, bad in bed, bad at cooking.

Which of these three women would you prefer to marry assuming u are limited to just these three?

Let's get interactive

Which one are you? If you are in No. 2, i choose you.

I am not a foodie and no body really ugly.

t00dugged:
let the courts decide that . I am sure you are not the law neither are you the courts.

I am neither the law nor the court, but knowing the law, we guide the court to reach legal decisions called judgments or in some cases rulings. Based on my knowledge of the law I just told you that he who comes to equity must come with clean hands. Your spurious claim of suing who caught you with his wife is not only laughable but against public policy. Infact the court will throw your claim out with punitive damages.

Humble yourself and learn.

t00dugged:
Isn't this a criminal offence tho? . If I was the wife I will sue him before we start talking about divorce .


Posting ones nude without consent is still a criminal offence regardless of who or under what circumstances.

Ever heard you can't come to equity with tainted hands? Or you are just kidding?

kennywagz:
Hello nairalanders, I know how you felt looking at my post before opening this, but pls know one thing am not a bad person or a foolish son, I just happen to have a *** mom..

The thing is me and my mum almost got into a fight yesterday. Now pls let me explain something to you... I understand how yall love your mother's and would do anything for her, I wish I could say the same for mine.

Anytime my parents get into a quarell my mother won't want to talk or do anything again. She goes to work and comes back late, lies down and sleeps.

It's over 5 months, she doesn't contribute anything, doesn't say anything, does not concern whether the children eat or not because of their quarrel..

I don't fight anyone but if I have a quarrel with my friends or bro, 2 days or the next sef we are talking. He will stay in the room by herself after work while we'll be in the palour eating, She will be in the room sulking.

I once came home and my junior ones told me they were talking about something and laughing and mom came out and said sheybi they are all laughing and very soon they will start crying. Like what kind of mother says that.

If you are looking for woman that curse and swear no one pass my mom.
She has fought every of our neighbors, every last one of them. I can't count how many swear and cursed she has said to my father and even to we the children. My father's brothers and sisters, she has been keeping malice with themsince a month after her wedding. That's over 20 years ago. Something happend and she hates them. If you are seen with your aunt or uncle you'd be in serious trouble.

She has this toxic nature/character always wishing evil for others. If she doesn't like you and she sees you happy it's sadness for her... How can someone be like this.

Today one woman she has quarrelled with had a fight with her brother. My mother was happy, saying e don catch am, laughing and praising God. My father is sick and doesn't even have the strength. They don't talk, she stopped talking to me cause she says me and my dad are always planning what we will eat, that am now the wife abi.

I can't express how hateful I am towards this woman, my heart is full of bitterness towards her.. I can't possibly type everything that I personally go through because it would seem as if I came here just to spite my mother. No matter what, she is still my mother, I am just looking for advice.

I give the children money sometimes when they are angry and I cook the food cause she doesn't do anything. She's sees me as her enemy when you don't want to do it, we should come and be begging you. Everytime we get into a fight for very petty things I always go and beg her, you must beg else you and her are enemies she won't talk to you.. I greet her and she says next time I greet her she will swear for me. This negativity is too much, I am a very Sane person, I won't come and write all this if I ain't pained... I have a father I love and my siblings, but it's this woman now.

Pls what can I do, everyday everytime person go dey beg you for the most unreasonable and petty things, after swear and curses with bad words Don follow steadily.

So none of your neighbours (i mean females) can beat her up? Someone should fight with her and if you guys notice she is getting beaten, don't separate the fight. When an outsider has beaten her very well, she will humble. What manner of mother is that one na? Where did your father see her to marry? Thank God she did not terminate you guys sha

Neddstark:
It is official, travelling is now a risk. Don't go on an interstate road journey if you don't have to.
Armed robbers, fulani gangs, dismissed soldiers, escaped prisoners have now found a new goldmine.
Untill the public, the military and the police go hand in hand to clear the bushes of kidnappers, nothing will change

I go to Ibadan by train. I fly everywhere else. If there is no airport, do not expect me. It is that simple

Did the ladies leave before you took the pictures? I can't see any big assed ladies or are they still on their way?

GOFRONT:
Inside Life......

This is coming at a time when DNA and paternity fraud is rife....

Maybe her two kids were not from her first husband ( paternity fraud); hence the separation......

Read before responding. Op said she hasn't been married before now.

On topic...be ready to assume fatherly responsibilities before you sire your own children and be prepared to take the children as yours until they grow up and search out their father.

Decision is yours to make.

My advise, remain good friends.

donprinyo:
Did he die?

Legend has it that he is approaching river niger and still swimming

damoceile:
There should be a railing on the edge where the man was standing... It's way too dangerous.

RIP to the man tho

Won't the railing constructors also fall in there and die....just my wild thoughts.

travelwaka:
Compliments of the Season.
Oranmiyan is the son of Oduduwa (the progenitor of the Yoruba race). Oranmiyan was a warrior, a King, an Adventurer and a traveller. This is why he was one of the most travelled Kings in Yoruba history. I guess He just wanted to see the world. He travelled from Ile Ife to Benin, from Benin he founded the Oyo Empire. He even went as far as Dahomey (now Benin Republic). This is one of the reasons why I took special interest in him. He is one of my favourite characters in the Yoruba History. He must have lived a fulfilled life.

I have heard a lot about the Oranmiyan Staff, They claimed it is over a thousand years, Some even said there is radiocarbon evidence to prove that.
According to the priest at the shrine, he said after he left Benin city, he founded Oyo Empire, he decided to come back home to Ile Ife. To regain his father's throne.

He became the King of Ile Ife. But as an adventurer, he decided to go on another adventure but this time, he wanted to go alone. His people were worried that he may not come back or something bad might happen to him. Or worse case another city may invade them. So he told them should there ever be a time where they get invaded, they should make some incantations, he will be right there.

Not too long after he went on exile, a neighbouring city decided to invade them. So his wife quickly made those incantations. Legend has it that he appeared from the sky with his horse like a burning chariot, devouring everything on its way. Not knowing that he was also killing his people including his best friend. ON realizing his wrongs, he came he struck the ground with his staff and ever since, it has become a rock-like object.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfFM3vEaA7g&feature=emb_title

https://www.travelwaka.com/opa-oranmiyan-the-history-of-the-staff-of-oranmiyan/#google_vignette

And some people believe this garbage...

kachdviruz:
Yoruba and intelligence are inextricable

The school no be 99.9 percent yoruba?

Talk of a one eyed-man among the blind....

Abegi

dre11:
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https://punchng.com/fact-check-is-it-true-that-those-who-registered-for-bvn-automatically-have-nin/

I think it is those who registered when BVN started in 2014. I typed *346# and my NIN appeared. I got two of my friends to try, it did not appear. Apparently they did not register for BVN in 2014 or at least when it first started.

CalliDora1:
Op, na wa for you o. A whole Yuletide, it's only 10k you deemed fit for her? She even refunded you and you're here complaining. If she had kept it and quietly planned to dump you cos of it, would it have been better? Now she opened up ( communication), you're fuming. Free her abeg.

Op, seriously, think of it. what will 10k buy her? I understand the fact you have a financial commitment already ( your father's burial) but you should have either made it 20k or not given her at all.

She only returned the money, she didn't tell you it's over. If you dump her now, you don't know if the next girl is going to be worst. just let her know you're not cool with her attitude, then let it slide. It's nothing really.


Modified

All of you attacking me for making a first time controversial comment are unbelievable!

One thing you guys fail to realize is as long as you the man keep demanding sex from the girl you're dating, she has every right to demand whatever she wants from you and you shouldn't complain when she does.

You keep claiming you're not her father and family but forget that you have no right to sleep with her as long as you have not paid her dowry to the father or performed the marriage rites on her. That is stealing! Whoever is doing such to someone's daughter is a thief!

Demanding for sex from a girl who's not your wife is also an entitlement mentality you guys need to drop. Shikenah!

Are you pranking me or you are seriously this daft?

Whenever i come back to read this thing i get a lot more angry. I gift out cash to a number of friends male and female without looking to getting sexually gratified and one numb skull is typing this rubbish. For the avoidance of doubt not all men extend kindness because they are hoping to get sex. I feel sick to even be in the same forum with this IMP.

blaise26abj:
I agree with you totally . Why not collect that data generated by BVN and sync that with your NIMC data base for updates. Why stress people for everything ?

Do you know the number of times we’ve done this NIMC rubbish ? People were tired of Government’s data collection incompetence over the years so they don’t care anymore . Now that insecurity threatens their own existence , they want to rush it. Nonsense people. But I can bet it with you , they will extend again and again until end of 2021.

How do you register over 100 million subscribers in 3 weeks ? Even with all the telecoms facilities , it will take months if not years . SIM registration took years to complete . Then you want to disconnect millions of people from phones that drive micro economies in a recession ? They won’t do it na just threats .

I am definitely not going to expose myself to Covid in the name of NIN. This is Nigeria,. The right idea will come in due course and by then some people would have become Covid positive. If they bar my line, I start using post office, DHL and Internet based WiFi. Rubbish nation.

deltateam:
That's how people will troop out to receive the mark, 666 when the saints get raptured because without it, you won't work, no food, no water.

Repent now!

righteousness89 over to you.

Them go soon ban you till thy kingdom come. Be there talking rubbish. Ask Righteousness how far.

moodyguy:
Are u a lawyer

Yes Sir

Orubebe01:
My compound is using postpaid, previous months' bill was around ₦25,000, ₦22,000 and ₦35,0000 but to my greatest amazement November bill was whopping ₦70,000

How is it in your area cos am wondering if am being cheated alone.

I have 278k. I will sue them in January. The zonal manager said i should just pay 40k and forget the suit because he understands the implucation. I will get a restraining order for status quo to be maintained pending the determination of the suit. What that also means is that if the matter lasts for one month or 10 years they cant bring bills and they cant disconnect me. I have ordered for meter for close to 2years now and no one is doing anything. I have valid proof of all of those. Sick country.

Jamin07:
and your precious position will cause the ruin of your life.....

You made absolutely no sense to me

descarado:
My name is always number 1

Not that I talk much but my voice is so shrill it's noise itself. One of my teachers said it's mosquito voice. To think I cried bc of that
I don suffer
Even as adult, this voice has refused to mature. I think it runs in my family. Have a male cousin of almost 6'5ft and his is worst than mine. When he is angry and talking, u will burst out laughing

I already started laughing after reading this

Jamin07:
[size=8pt][/size] then your god is not the father of Christ, see how Christians are confused and attack their own......smh

The only confusion here exists in your head. I am clear about my position and there is nothing saying people cannot disagree on perceptions and contexts.

The Bible talked about the Bereoans (apologies for wrong spelling) who always went back to review what they were taught to ensure that those things were correct. This means there is room for erroneous understanding. Even in Acts of the Apostles, there was a record of someone who was preaching the Christ but not in a profoundly correct way until he was taken in and thoroughly taught the right teachings of Christ.

Now go stick your stupidity where it belongs...in your bu.t.t hole

AdakaBoro8:
tithe collecting pastors are all stealing. Jesus disagree with task/tithe paying.. moses time of collecting tax has past, its old things past. new life is Jesus death, we no longer pay tax.

Well said. Tithing was for the Levites to provide for their upkeep since in the entire tribe of 12, they alone were not allowed to work. Upon the coming of Jesus, there was no more tithing. Judaism allowed people to still make contributions which was why the widow dropped her mite and Jesus even said when you are donating let it be known only to you.

daveobasi1:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2020/12/those-saying-pastors-are-stealing-risk-gods-wrath-oyedepo/amp/

This man should shut up already. His greed is incomprehensible and my God NEVER EVER spoke through him.

Netanya:
She has a great future ahead of her if managed well.

Her future is certainly not at her back.

chuzzyofficiall:
but why can't we automate things in this country and save citizens unnecessary queuing and all the stress involved with analogue approaches?

My exact point.