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Celebrities › Re: Help! Married Men Are Masturbating With My Photos - Actress Jane Obi by hardbody: 1:37pm On Feb 27, 2021
femi4:
Fish brain
Bros you just insulted the tilapia family. They have brains and are a whole lot smarter than this error of creation.
Celebrities › Re: Congrat To Our Oga, Donjazzy as he Shows Off His New Mansion by hardbody: 9:53am On Feb 27, 2021
lathrowinger:
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U be gay shey... angry
So people that choose not to marry are gay. Tiny brain. Marriage na investment?
Celebrities › Re: Congrat To Our Oga, Donjazzy as he Shows Off His New Mansion by hardbody: 9:52am On Feb 27, 2021
otubobo:
mind your fucking business...what has his married life got to do with you or is his single hood affecting you in anyway?...did he ask for your unsolicited advise on the subject of marriage?..some Nigerians are busybodies.
Like say marriage na investment.
Crime › Re: Driver Who Knocked Off Police Officer Into Canal Arraigned For Attempted Murder by hardbody: 9:45am On Feb 27, 2021
sucess001:
I really feel for him o. Imagine leaving home and in a few hours you are in prison for a month at least...

Attempted murder is a joke...how do you prove mens rea for this?
Good question. Indeed the police could deliberately frame a wrong charge to give him an escape route. This is Nigeria.
Romance › Re: Zimbabwean Woman Caught Sleeping With A 13-Year-Old Boy In His Parents' House by hardbody: 11:49am On Feb 26, 2021
lasisi69:
Give me her number
Are you 13? She specializes in doing 13 years old boys
Romance › Re: How A Man Proposed To His Girlfriend (pics) by hardbody: 10:48pm On Feb 24, 2021
horpeyemmi66:
Life can be so simple...some Ladies would have called the man a "shameless" man though.

That word, "Shameless" is one of the key ingredients in a feminist Nigerian lady's vocabulary.
One actually called me shameless a few days ago, by the time she realized i had dumped her silly ass it was too late. I blocked her roundly and she is trying to reach out through mutual friends. The ship has since sailed.
Crime › Re: Reps Reject Motion To Allow Citizens Carry Arms by hardbody: 10:13pm On Feb 24, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
Good news

Ipob thugs and Eastern security network terrorist would have use that opportunity to rob, rape, kill and kidnap us.
The Hausa and Fulanis will do the needful in your life and those of your relations
Career › Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by hardbody: 9:53pm On Feb 24, 2021
searay:
I am with my cousin now who is a Mortician. He said that there is power. And that a lot of issues has been happening but based on news ways of doing things that they don't knock any more before entering the morgue.
He said that the job is not for the faint hearted. He said that he has "powers" too. He also said that those that normally give them issues are those occultic guys
He lied to you. Simple.

He has to ensure that you continue holding him in awe
Career › Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by hardbody: 9:46pm On Feb 24, 2021
Bollocks and yet more Bollocks....

Ignorance eehh....
Politics › Re: The Wars Yoruba Fight By Yinka Odumakin by hardbody: 9:01am On Feb 23, 2021
Omodua:
See this Fulani pighead. Always jittery when mentioned Igbo/Yoruba unity. The South can't continue to be under subjugation of Fulani hegemony in Nigerian politics. Enough is enough!
There shall never be igbo/yoruba unity. There is no trust anymore since Yoruba sold out the igbos during the war. All regions will defend their interests and their strongholds.
Politics › Re: Soldier Disarming An IED With His Bare Hands In Kafan Ruwa, Borno (Video) by hardbody: 8:30pm On Feb 17, 2021
Olayinka777:
I hear u sir!
LOL. I like your temper-diffusing skills. I wish I can get to that point.
Politics › Re: Okonjo-Iweala: Swiss Newspapers Call New WTO DG ’66-Year-Old Grandmother' by hardbody: 4:27pm On Feb 17, 2021
superCleanworks:
get a life
your family is still chained to poverty as full time slaves yet EVERYDAY AND NIGHT you are here saying you want to make people rich with sure bet.

na you dey play the ball?

please pity your family and make yourself useful.
Thanks for "echoeing "

He could as well borrow money and invest big since it it guaranteed fail proof
Education › Re: My Department Is Full Of Females by hardbody:
7victor:
I heard a story of one engineering department that had over 100 males and one female.

The males so much loved the only female student that they were contributing about N500 each every year to pay her school fees.

If more than 100 students contribute N500 each,it would be more than N50,000 which was about the school fees.

There was one rich boy in that department who was always giving the lady money.

When they were doing night reading, she would also come to read with the others and to do night tutorials.

Trouble started when the rich boy convinced the lady to stop attending the night tutorials but rather he paid the guy who was doing the tutorial to do it only for him and the lady in his (the rich boy's) house.

The rich boy also went and paid the lady's fees without involving the others.

The others thought he was looking down on them.

Every other male students were against him for doing that.

But the issue was soon resolved.

She really enjoyed love from the male students since she was the only female.

According to the story, throughout her 5 years as a student, she never paid school fees because it was always paid for her by the males of her department.

Anything that involves money was always taken care of by the males.

All assignments that were given, someone would do it for her.
I daresay she graduated (or will graduate) with no head knowledge of the course studied. Nothing challenged or tasked her academically. It is almost logical to assume that the boys supported her examination, so essentially she had nothing at stake and needed to prove no point.

I am happy for her anyways.

In my time we we had a few ladies too, perhaps about 10 or more. The challenge then was they all looked bigger and older and seemed to have more sinful experience so approaching them was a war on its own.

Before final year sha we managed to build some friendship and relationship,

It will be exciting to be the only male in a class of females. Not like anything will happen anyways.
Politics › Re: Okonjo-Iweala: I Was Surprised Trump Blocked My WTO Job by hardbody: 9:16am On Feb 16, 2021
LagosInter:
Madam that pic there is sub par. See where she placed her lappy.

The table is of low quality.

Again please, you are no longer the finance minister of Naija, kindly start wearing suits.

Thanks and congrats.
Nigerians...very egotistic......

My former Zimbabwean MD once said, I don't care what you come to the office with, just deliver on the job and give me results. I believe it worked for him. Suits don't do the job, the man (or woman) does the job. It may be true that a policy requires that if you have to attend a meeting (on behalf of your organization) you should be dressed in a particular manner, but until there is such a policy, any decent clothing will almost always serve the purpose. While at it, who said it must be suits, why don't the western world wear our style. Always allowing them to feel superior even in spheres where they are not.
Politics › Re: Okonjo-Iweala: I Was Surprised Trump Blocked My WTO Job by hardbody: 9:09am On Feb 16, 2021
SmartPolician:
Oga, I think she was answering questions from journalists.

She is free to speak.

Trump is sadistic
Spot on. That was not a soliloquy. She was indeed responding to questions fielded by journalists.
Politics › Re: Lekki Concession Company Speaks On Bank Debts, Ownership, Fate Of Over 500 Staff by hardbody: 10:29pm On Feb 15, 2021
Maxymilliano:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/02/15/lcc-owes-local-foreign-lenders-n11-6bn-31-1m/amp/
This is crap. They should plead "frustration". The lenders will have nothing against them. Frustration is a defence. If they are arguing about the loss of income what should the dead and their dependants worry about. Heartless people.
Crime › Re: Rivers Man Sodienye Mbatumukeke To Die For Killing Jumia Agent Over Iphone by hardbody: 10:23pm On Feb 15, 2021
dollytino4real:
good one but the judgment delayed sha!
The wheel of justice grinds slowly but surely. It is not always that justice delayed amounts to justice denied.
Crime › Re: Victims Of Sasa Killings Buried In Mass Grave As Death Toll Rises To 23 (Photos) by hardbody: 9:11pm On Feb 15, 2021
I have stuff to attend to in Ibadan for this weekend, is it safe to go there yet? And I am asking with all seriousness and sincerity. Those on ground should please confirm
Crime › Re: Victims Of Sasa Killings Buried In Mass Grave As Death Toll Rises To 23 (Photos) by hardbody: 9:08pm On Feb 15, 2021
sammysmiles:
Nah wah oooo
If you no get[b] God[/b] for dis contree jxt forget...
Nigeria security na wash
You mean Gun
Politics › Re: Kano Youths Give 2 Day Ultimatum For Yorubas and Ibos To Leave Kano by hardbody: 5:08pm On Feb 15, 2021
cocolacec:
South West is the refugee camp for all displaced Nigerians and Africans,It is also the economic backbone of Nigeria with the South South.It also houses European Business interests.
Remove South west And South from Nigeria ,it wil seize to exist.
Cease.

You are welcome.
Politics › Re: There's Fire On The Mountain: Hausa In Ibadan Reportedly Being Chased Away. by hardbody: 11:32am On Feb 14, 2021
Dapson73:
Hausa man caused this. When he used jazz on a youruba man over a misunderstanding and killed him on his land in this time of high insecurities in Nigeria.
Let Ibadan people deal with anyone who try to enslave them on there land .
No Yoruba can dare that in he North, we are not coward and we are ready for the looming war if Government failed in her responsibilities.
Enough is enough
Keyboard general. I am certain you cant even stand the sound of a noisy knockout.

You think real war is like the movies. Be careful what you wish.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: We Are HIRING by hardbody(op): 7:44pm On Feb 10, 2021
VTJN:
so pathetic, i can't imagine him writing such lengthy words just to insult the person who mentioned him
Idiotic comments gets responses that are simply deserving. It doesn't require a genius to know that the mention was demeaning and insulting. Later people will stay here and complain that there are no jobs, yet someone picks out job opportunity and posts here and another person claims location is not included when he has at least 3 instances from where he could identify location from the post.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: We Are HIRING by hardbody(op): 7:40pm On Feb 10, 2021
Karleb:
How are you different from the person you are insulting? Ehn?

If you could type such lengthy post filled with insult because of that then you and the individual you quoted are birds of same feathers.

Pot calling kettle black!
Another dummy identified.
Sports › Re: Cerebral Atrophy: Yisa Sofoluwe Is Dead (Ex-Eagles Defender) by hardbody: 11:40am On Feb 10, 2021
staga:
Looks to me like a case of CTE after many years of heading of balls. Many ex-footballers from the 60s, 70s and 80s in England and all over Europe are all suffering it to a certain extent.

Anyway, one of the best examples of a wing back Nigeria ever had at the time it was not even popular. I remember his penalty miss in Maroc '88 against Algeria. We nearly fainted at home.
Even playing in the backyard, i no dey head ball oooo.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: We Are HIRING by hardbody(op): 11:34am On Feb 10, 2021
Reasonwithme2:
All of you will come here and be posting vacancy without location, shey the vacancy dey heaven??
I suppose there is an email address on the post. It takes less than 5 minutes to send a mail. Second if you were close to being smart you would google the company name attached to that email. Thirdly, the advert said Ajah and environs. You are simply unemployable even in your father's sitting room. You are as dumb as they come with my laziest dog being smarter than you.

I am not the one recruiting and usually when you review an advert and you are not comfortable with it, you do not need to dissipate energy arguing, simply ignore.

At my level, i have mildly turned down headhunters and have simply ignored some adverts that i did not feel like we had mutual beneficial interest.
Crime › Re: A Suspect Traveling From Benin To Abuja, Arrested With Five Pistols (video) by hardbody: 11:41pm On Feb 09, 2021
sapphiere:
Click the link below to watch the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf6gQxDzZ-E

https://www.facebook.com/wondertvofficial/posts/213120997214112
I will not comment until i see the community chairman in question.
Jobs/Vacancies › We Are HIRING by hardbody(op): 6:54pm On Feb 09, 2021
VACANCY VACANCY VACANCY

WE ARE HIRING!!!!!!

EXECUTIVE MARKETERS

REQUIREMENTS:
- Minimum of HND in any discipline
-Excellent communication skills
-Minimum of 1yr work experience
-Must live around Ajah and environs

SALARY - 100K + COMMISSION

DEADLINE - 14th February 2021

Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV with the job title to

Arowele.korede@britproperty.ng
Crime › Re: LASEMA Rescues Man Who Tried To Commit Suicide By Jumping To His Death by hardbody: 10:54pm On Feb 07, 2021
southniyikaye:
ALL THESE GAGATUAN GRAMMAR JUST TO SOUND PROFESSIONAL? NA WA O.. THEY JUST SUCCEEDED IN MULTIPLYING THE MAN'S PROBLEM, HAPPY MANY PROBLEMS SIR..
HE FIT BE ONE OF THESE BUHARI OR TINUBU ONLINE MISCREANTS NAW.. MAYBE 30K STIPEND NEVER ENTER HIM POCKET OR ALAT NEVER ENTER.

ON A SERIOUS NOTE, IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN SUICIDAL, YOU WILL REALIZE IT IS A DIE THING, NOT EVEN DO OR DIE.. HAVE BEEN THERE TWICE
Just don't go the third time, you may not be fortunate to NOT DIE.

Let us salvage the situation together
Romance › Re: MEET The Tiktok Star Who Went Viral Because Of Her Gorgeous Shape (photos) by hardbody: 10:46pm On Feb 07, 2021
Samfloxin:
Vanity upon vanity,all is vanity
This vanity is better than some vanities

Choose your vanity wisely
Crime › Re: Kano Police Burst Notorious Criminal Syndicate Led By A Female Ex-Convict (Pix) by hardbody: 10:26pm On Feb 07, 2021
younglleo:
Pls nairalanders, am considering taking extreme measure bout some guys who scammed me off my last card, am totally broke nd needed dat money for emergency in the sense that tomoro my job hunt continues, the scammed me and believed the have gotten away with this. The truth is, with the way life has been treating me lately, am considering killing them as the only option, (not with my hands tho,but traditionally) this is really pissing me off, i jst met them on Nairaland!
They shud give me my money, cus ive got nothing to lose here, b4 Tomoro people will start talking one thing or the other, i need that money today.
Am not a killer, but i will go to the extreme, u can't rob a broke man off his last card, u don't knw what it feels like! cry cry cry
am honest nd serious here
Have they died yet? Bro kill them all. No regrets. No apologies. We will not blame you, i promise.
Family › Re: Woman Seeks Divorce After 25 Years In UAE; Court Tells Her To Return To Husband by hardbody: 7:00am On Feb 04, 2021
LordKO:
This isn't entirely true "The Law unfortunately cannot force anyone to be with their partners when they have checked out of the union"

The law seldom grants an unjust divorce, especially where one of the parties involved is still interested in the union. The judge even demonstrated this in his judgment. In a lenient scenario, the judge will penalize her and award damages in favor of the husband, and then let her go.

Of course, the law or anyone can't force someone to stay emotionally connected to their partner; she's long bailed out emotionally from the husband. The object of attraction isn't appealing to her anymore, and as I said above, the husband partly contributed to it through the condoning of nonsense from her. If I were the husband, I'd subject her to some pains and then let her go - one who comes into equity should always come with clean hands because peace is only priceless when obtained under mutual goodness.
Well said. I was going to counter that proposition that the law cannot force anyone to stay in a relationship when indeed the law refuses to untie you from that relationship except under specific provisions of the Marriage Act..

I align myself with the rest of your address.
Politics › Re: Facebook Blocks Nnamdi Kanu's Account, IPOB Reacts by hardbody: 10:57pm On Feb 03, 2021
luluman:
Yet he can't come home?
What is he coming home to do? You that are home what have you achieved?

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