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disadvantages la flat-chest/pimple-like b88bs:

1. you always stand b4 your mirror and wish it was a lil bigger
2. you get angry when you catch your bf/husby staring at some magnum sized statute of liberty. and you always go asking him if he likes em whenever you finish makin Luv cos he doesnt even boda touching them.
3. sleeveless tube gowns/wedding gowns fall off your chest cos there lies no endowment support..you therefore fill it with 'augumenting' stuffs so the ish cud stop embarrassing you

4. your b33bs' size 22" buh you strap on a 40DD FOAM bra, God is watching you on 3d

5. you feel less a woman among other departmentally heavy eves
6. some community call them shema1e.... cos nothing in front to show they are females

6. finally, your kids gets to reject it when they see other sumptuous ones out there...telling you they want the other one ouch!.....

no disrespect buh i killaqueen

#raisemaglasstodaheavycheastedangelsoutthere

i see some1 on the brink of oozing wussy....and either losing her tru monotony of too little too much or relinquishing all his balls to her for kips(ouch!)


here is the only tot i can spare ya however odd:

do you.

&**thinking,,,, S gurl and Bblend cudnt have missed ma kisses?******

k2039: If you love your life, don't try any shi.t with the sister, it could be a trap and if it's not a trap, trust me you don't want to be between two sisters, it will get messy in the future.

IMHO, if the elder sister has seen you before, then it's likely her sibling told her about you.

huh?

feels swit!

the subtle way they pass themselves across, with this shy smile

the hesitation, fighting hard to hold back the tongue yet the body language gives them away.

and when they finally find their tongues, they mumble some strange words.... like their hearts would just fall outa their cages!

Fun to behold. then in my mind i be like ' now the predator has turned the prey " tuale to da big boss.... hehehe

usually make it easy on em by pullin em ova and kissing the words outa their lips....awww awesome!

but if i dont dig her person, i pull out ma pad and tab away,,,, and subtly move off mentally.

dis happened one day, she excused her self, went to the rest room and wept bitterly( sorry J, just no attraction)

ojubi: That is covenant wealth according to OYEDEPO.
Imagine the kind of praise this thief would receive the day he paid this money in church.
The fake pastor would have invoked all the fake blessings on earth to the army thief in the name of giving to God as if God needs money.

may the good Lord have mercy on you.

judge not so that thou may not be judged.... da aint written in your bible obviously......

in life generally, if you aint talked about, you aint doing much....

haters gon hate

kinda getting all worked out by Nigerian this Nigerian that!

abs are desirable by women in the world at large!

they are not restricted to african/nigerian gurls alone.

know why?

every guy can grow pot belly, not every guy can maintain 6-ish!

ya dig?

each day, men hit out, women smack down.....

for everworthwhilesessionisallaboutgettingrumbledgettingtumbled

if we were all to report, the court yard would be so filled up with steamy cases.

hope you dig the above, if you didnt, neither do i(lol)

ZEN: How about more Railtracks and Motorable Roads?let us learn to walk 'properly'before we sprint.

just my tot exactly!

basic amenities FG havent provided yet tax payer's money is about missing tracks again into some virtual space.

what are the benefits of this venture?

what happened to out NG SAT 1 , SAT 2?

yea, kul to roll and ball with the bigger boys, but please put your house in order first.

a man whose house is on fire does not go chasing crickets!

la-photoshop-la-work

payments are already been processed......

how about nxt week?

Zadokk: You are eating, your friend came in and he saw u he ask are you eating?......... No ooo am cooking it!

convo gas kick off from somewhere gee. lol

^^^^ unkle Ray! your credit is hereby duely dished out without reservation////lol

thanks for your kind words. Plus L not forgotten too

you cant just copy and paste. please manually type in the numbers and password,

that is the problem

http://new3-in-3.com/users/sign_in

check the number, check the password.

there is something you aint doing right.

i have been frustrated like that b4,

it is either i typed the old number or i interchanged the placement of two numbers

make sure your CAPS LOCK is off. retry cos i just finished marking piled up markers

been around.... buh like the old lady across the bridge, i've been learning how to use my left hand.

the more i tried, the more "bans" i got.

had to open another handle..... tru another angle. pardon my rude, but unavoidable absence.

may i make bold to say thank you all for standing strong thru all these thick times?.

patience is a virtue you all have displayed in your most gallant ways.

may it be well rewarded thru this means and any other venture. cos a lil experience is worth more than a life time of experiment.

and may all that have sown money, have felt heavy pains and pressures, sleepless nights and breathless days be richly rewarded.

NB: but please, lets thread carefully this time around. sow no seed no more until payments continue to flow in without delays.

egos have been bruised, faith lost, credibility dealt a great blow... the corporation must assuage all its managers/ partners thru bumper packages.... could the raw pains ever be atoned?

once again, thank you all for your patience

hello all

glitches ma big fat bum!

Hackers-la-work more like it.

bridged gateways, circumvented billing platforms and while siphoning,

crumbs got dropped to the lucky ones and you here talking about glitches?

the very kinda glitch you had back then when your cards' database was

compromised and your SS couldnt tell which card has been used or not? that kinda glitch?

Long may your days be.... MtyHen!

HBD

Buh i hold a huge beef with thee... there were better ntws to port to, not M-THIEF-N

sleek!

ehmmmm OP, sorry to ask, but what is Love?

is it a name of an animal, place or thing?

thank you for your anticipated prompt response.

whether Nigerians or anywhere else in the world,

people got their special way of life( behavioral patterns) while some cant help goofing, others try to call themselves to check .... that is why they are no programmed Robots that must act according to some scribbled scripts.

no body gives two pence whether or not FG is following on.

The only thing they should follow is their promises :

1. Let there be light

2. Complete the east west Road b4 the elections

3. Ascend to your promises and let ASUU back to school

see, three point agenda, very easy! after that, sing your jingles for the next election

tayoccu: Sir if you have taken time to read my posts, you will find that I have stated more than once that we're working on more pocket friendly data plans.

And yes cheats are liable to legal action, that's why people shouldn't use tweaks.

what a high class case of epithet! who is this Lost soul?

who is Liable to what?!

M-thief-N that has been f'ing Nigerians nude or Nigerians that has been over F'ed countless times:

should you have forgotten so soon, here are your score cards thus far:

1. make a call, cant hear the other party, your money gets deducted!
2. use 8k to subscribe to a data bundle(Pc), 3k bb, cant use the services, the month runs out, no shakes, life continues
3) there is not a package out there where hidden charges are not used to steal all the more from unwitting populace.
4) Money gets deducted from accounts with no just cause whatsoever
5) load card, you dont get to use it, and your account shows empty
6. sell subscribers line to producers and have them infest people's phone numbers and privacy with all sorts of unsolicited for messages
7. in face of all this, you try customer care, and you waste the whole day, no body cares

the list is endless....


if it is legal action, emty-hen should be languishing in jail a long time ago( but ofcos, you guys know the right hand to rob, dont you?).

how much is your salary? i would triple it, please do me dis kind favour Sir, sip a glass of acid and die a painful death! ( f'ing snitch of a Nigerian, betrayal of manhood, it is people like you that sold their fellow Nigerians into slavery because of bread crumbs in time past. you are not worth the breath you sip.

tweak all the way, a child who says his mother can have no rest, he also would know no rest!!!!

could it really be true?

the more men know, the more problem(fear) they create?

how come our great great grand parents knew none of all these and their average life expectancy was way higher than what we got today even with our discoveries et all?

nikkyshyne: Pssssh... In as much as being honest is good, that response from Brown jay will pull me off just a little.

Giving details of how he can't wait to possibly kiss, caress, all over body treatment is just wrong. He will come across as a player and I can only assume he says that to other girls.

My opinion.

but ofcos! there is nothing a guy would say to you gurls you wouldnt think thus.

and yes, they are all players(dogs) clueless and therefore tell all them dolls just one tale. ( lol P)




as i would always say, gurls are like money, the more you chase them, the more they take off, sendless(develope yourself), and they would come after you in torrents.

so the best thing to do, is never to mention S in the speech. way up, is the way down.

kinda crazy though, gurls ask such Qs? guess the guys are to blame: feed her with all sorts of crazy surprises, she would be too awed, too weak to think straight. and b4 her name, the forbidden fruit has been eaten.


THIS QUESTION AND EVERY OTHER DEMEANING QUESTION OF THIS SORT, ARE FASHIONED FOR ONLY THE POOR GUYS!

go figure

chinko la chinko buh id rather have quality no matter the price

the earlier the better youths wake up and think up ideas.

mentally develop THEMSELVES and instead of seeking for government aids and employments, help the government create jobs.

why seek employment when you can be an employer?

shake off the dust off your feet, dare to dream, arise out of thy comfort zone and make jobs available.

for on the shoulders of most of us lies the destinies of a multitude yet unborn. we cant afford to fail them because government didnt feed us with its pence and crumbs.

for a fact, civil servant job is the least kinda job anyone with a dream and sole passion, would seek for.

for a lot have lost their bearings in such terrains. how cud a young and dynamic soul be subjected to the monotonous merging of meaningless days and be able to fulfill his potentials? no challenge, no targets, you wake up, go to work whenever you feel like, close whenever, then you grow old and retire, then start queuing up for gratuity that would never come? OH WHAT A PITY!

ARISE OH NIGERIAN YOUTHS, FOR NOW IS OUR TIME!

pardon my ignorance, but to which pause does bail money swim?