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Celebrities › Re: Flavour Shows Off His Sitting Room While Thanking God For The Week by hatchy: 3:50pm On Jun 03, 2016
amiskurie:
Very poor interiors
Bad belle,which one wey you get?
Politics › Re: President Buhari's Cancelled Trip To Ogoni; Nigerians React by hatchy: 10:42am On Jun 02, 2016
Obasanjo will remain the strongest leader ever produced in Nigeria.He would have dared these little cockroaches with their death threat.
Buhari don fall my hand.Old soldier wey dey fear death like small pikin.

This kind of thing will boost their moral to continue in their evil act.Nigeria is doomed indeed.
Romance › Re: I Caught Her Double Dating Just Few Months To Our Wedding. by hatchy: 4:28pm On Jun 01, 2016
Oh dear,I feel your pain.It won't be that easy to just forgive and carry on as if nothing had happened.
My people say when broken plate don break,e don break be that --no mmekwatalizm for it.
Better to have a broken relationship now than broken marriage tomorrow or worse God forbid,slicing of throat.
Just let her go because she will cause you more pains in that marriage than you ever think.Don't listen to those who will advice you to forgive her because they won't do same if placed in same shoes.
The gods are wise
Crime › Re: Lagos Syndicate Produces Fake Naira Notes (photo) by hatchy: 1:38pm On Jun 01, 2016
This fake naira note is rampant these days.Just last week,out of the cash i went to deposit I the bank,six #1000 notes was discovered to be fake by the cashier and destroyed in my presence.When I confronted the man who paid me with the cash he claimed he also was paid with same.

The economy is bitting too hard and some people will do anything to make it.

I pledge to Nigeria my country.
Crime › Re: Lagos Syndicate Produces Fake Naira Notes (photo) by hatchy: 1:36pm On Jun 01, 2016
This fake naira note is rampant these days.Just last week,out of the cash i went to deposit I the bank,six #1000 notes were discovered to be fake by the cashier and destroyed in my presence.When I confronted the man who paid me with the cash he claimed he also was paid with same.

The economy is bitting too hard and some people will do anything to make it.

I pledge to Nigeria my country.
Crime › Re: Lagos Syndicate Produces Fake Naira Notes (photo) by hatchy: 1:35pm On Jun 01, 2016
This fake naira note is rampant now.Just last week,out of the cash i went to deposit I the bank,six #1000 notes were discovered to be fake by the cashier and destroyed in my presence.When I confronted the man who paid me with the cash he claimed he also was paid with same.

The economy is bitting too hard and some people will do anything to make it.

I pledge to Nigeria my country.
Politics › Re: Niger Delta Avengers' Letter To Tompolo by hatchy: 9:28am On May 31, 2016
IgboDelta:
The shameless, unprofessional and human rights abusing Nigerian military only know how to harass and embarrass innocent and unarmed civilians. The NDA have made valid points.
I strongly believe you are high on this stuff this early morning.

Take it easy biko kwa!

Politics › Re: You Can’t Stop Me From Travelling Abroad - Fayose Dares Buhari by hatchy: 5:33pm On May 30, 2016
free2ryhme:
this is a fabricate story

Seun.... SSS know your house ooooo
You quoted all that article and consumed space just to spew that rubbish there.Na fufu dey that your skull.

Now receive brain!
Politics › Re: You Can’t Stop Me From Travelling Abroad - Fayose Dares Buhari by hatchy: 5:32pm On May 30, 2016
free2ryhme:
this is a fabricate story

Seun.... SSS know your house ooooo
You quoted all that article and consumed space just to spew that rubbish there.Na fufu dey that your skull.
Politics › Re: You Can’t Stop Me From Travelling Abroad - Fayose Dares Buhari by hatchy: 5:28pm On May 30, 2016
Fayoshe! Fayoshe!! Fayoshe!!! How many times did I call you,3 abi??

Heed to doctor's advice and stop taking that stuff its not good for you.Face governance and leave Oshogbo stuff kwanu.

Politics › Re: Biafra Protesters Throw Policemen In River-Niger, Kill One by hatchy: 4:17pm On May 30, 2016
Super1Star2:
WW2 recorded a little above 60million deaths, despite the number of nations involved and the land mass covered by the war.


Syria war of over 5years has recorded 500,000 deaths, with all the sophistication of modern technologies.

Iraqi war of 13years has recorded less than 500,00 war, with all the sophistication of modern technologies.

Now tell me how 3million deaths is not a MEGA SCAM.
True talk.
Travel › Re: Nigerians Create Problems In Goa, India: India Minister Dilip Parulekar by hatchy: 3:26pm On May 30, 2016
Make una see India too o.

Chai! Nigerians don suffer no be small. Ordinary,poverty stricken India messing my country up too.I don't blame you people but the politicians who looted our resource that would have provided basic amenities for us to stick our ass tight in this country.

But wait o,must this hustling tribe bring shame to this country where ever they go to? Can't you live and do legitimate business to earn a living in foreign land?
From cape town to Cairo,Japan to Australia,Russia to Brazil they are everywhere just because they worship money,they can do anything to get it including using their mother for money rituals.





God forbid.
Politics › Re: Army Shoots Pro-Biafra Agitators At A Church In Onitsha - Sahara Reporters by hatchy: 1:05pm On May 30, 2016
Themonster:
Thunder scatter Buhari Insha'Allah amin
that useless hopeless pedophile monkey gworo chewing bastard burukutu sipping gorilla mumuhamado mum I had I will see
When Doctor tell una to stop to take that thing,una no gree. Oya see your life now,Your case no get solution.

Christianity Etc › Re: Anita Ebhodaghe: I’m Still Divorced, Not A Part Of Christ Embassy by hatchy: 10:33am On May 29, 2016
emiwanlee:
Go and reconcile with your husband before thunder fire you
Dont mind the Lesbian.After deceiving the flock,its now time for her to divorce.For it is written,on that last day many false prophets will say:Lord did i not cast out demon in ur name?

God save us from God of men
Christianity Etc › Re: Anita Ebhodaghe: I’m Still Divorced, Not A Part Of Christ Embassy by hatchy: 10:32am On May 29, 2016
emiwanlee:
Go and reconcile with your husband before thunder fire you
No mind the Lesbian

God save us from God of men
Politics › Re: Corruption: Buhari Raises Prosecution Panel, Names Members by hatchy: 10:41am On May 28, 2016
Na So! The three owners of Nigeria(Hausa,Igbo,Yoruba) has dominated everywhere. We minorities will keep watching. Oil well na una own,Nnpc,custom,immigration, armed forces,even nairaland na una get am
Well,my people say "Fly wey no get tail na God dey pursue cow for am"

Everyday for the owner one day for the thief.

make una kwontinu
Crime › Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by hatchy: 10:47pm On May 27, 2016
I believe that you went straight to the chemist to buy strong malaria drug when you woke up from this your dream. Bad dreams is always associated with malaria....advanced one.



Consult your doctor if symptom persist after three day.(yeye story)
Politics › Re: Court Freezes Aluko And Omokore's $1.8bn Assets by hatchy: 9:32pm On May 25, 2016
I will continue to say it that the Otuoke drunken master is a total damage to this country. Imagine the level of looting under his watch.Another four years would have sent this country to Ikoyi cemetery permanently.Jonathan needs to taste kuje watery beans for bringing us where we are today. Wailers where at thou?
Politics › Re: Badeh Asked Me To Lie That I Own His N1.8 Billion Shopping Mall, Witness by hatchy: 2:40pm On May 25, 2016
Chai!!! These guys stole this country dried.Imagine the monumental thievery from Dasuki,Froggy eye Deizaini,Metu,Bad-dey and those shared while the owner of the house was sleeping upstairs in Kano.Nigeria is over-fantastically corrupt. We suffer today because of one stupid drunk under whose watch our future and that of our children was being shared among the elites of this nation.Never again shall we have a president of such man.



Foolish Otuoke drunk.
Celebrities › Re: Abuja All White Pool Party In Pictures by hatchy: 2:03pm On May 25, 2016
What is so special about this trash posted here.Wasted souls!! I just waste my mb to open this useless thread.









Gone to sip my garri jor!
Politics › Re: Balogun-Fulani: We Paid Ransom For Our Freedom, Our Kidnappers Were Fulanis by hatchy: 3:48pm On May 24, 2016
Police! Police!! Police!!! How many times did I call you people,three times.Why take someone's job by force or do you expect the masquerade minister Lie Mohammed to be happy with you guys for doing his job abi.






Be warned,keep off Lie market place.
Politics › Re: Igbana Denen Shot Dead (Ortom's SSA) by hatchy: 11:04am On May 20, 2016
Senior special assistant on security matters,but you were just gunned down like an antelope.You did not even secure yourself at least to the lowest minimal,yet you have a big title that has no effect.Doesn't he have a lincenced gun,Mai guard or a fortified house? They just snuffed life out of him cheaply. R.I.P
Politics › Re: How Chibokgirl, Serah Luka, Was Rescued — Nigerian Army by hatchy: 10:28am On May 20, 2016
DropShot:
Kudos to the Nigerian Army.

Anyone who calls it a scam should donate his or her family members for such scam and see how it feels. Bunch of lowlifes too plenty here abeg.

The biggest fraud in Nigeria's history was the shoeless, clueless, corrupt Ineffectual Buffoon under whose watch BH seized not only territories but also thousands of innocent citizens while his NSA and Service Chiefs made themselves billionaires from Security funds.

And the worst set of Nigerians are those who call the BH atrocious kidnapping of the Chibok Girls a scam despite incontrovertible evidences of the abduction. One has to wonder whether the white matter in their skull is not Akamu instead of brain.

People with functioning brains must understand that as the Sambisa forest gets cleared by the Army, many more hostages will be freed and some of them might turn out to be part of the Chibok Girls. Why were the previously rescued women from Sambisa not called the Chibok Girls?

Common sense has departed many people just because their useless candidate lost election.
Oweh! True talk my friend.
Science/Technology › Re: Manatee Caught By Fishermen At Obuamu River In Rivers State (Photos) by hatchy: 1:09am On May 20, 2016
Sea Lion(Seal). Black mentality. Black market.Blackmail..Blackout... In fact everything wey concern black na wahala. Them see baby Whale.. them chop am. Them see nursery 2 Elephant them go kill am chop.Every thing na food for black man. Thank God I'm White.!!
Politics › Re: As A Condition For Vaccination Shiites Demand Zakzaky’s Release by hatchy: 11:34am On May 19, 2016
Chai! See what religion have done to these people. The North has ever been the problems why this country is still where it is today.Imagine, something that is for your own good yet you stubbornly reject it.Fools!

Politics › Re: Protesting Waba Addressing The Press In Abuja Today(Video) by hatchy: 11:33pm On May 18, 2016
francisbarrack:
Most Nigerians don't realise we've been living in The Matrix. This subsidy removal is the red pill that may wake us up to reality.
We are poor. We are broke. We've been raped, pillaged, looted and left for dead.
All these years our economy has been sustained on the junk food of corruption. We have kwashiorkor but because we look chubby we think we are healthy.
Those two bedrooms in Abuja going for N700 million. Those make up artists charging 500k and pre-wedding photo shoots for 700k. Aso ebi for 90k. Buying Rolexes and Ferraris. Range Rover Sport all over Lagos like keke napep.
It is all fake. It's all a mirage. We've all been living off the spoils of corruption. That's why the country is so hard now. No money circulating. Because no money to steal and rent flats and shops for girlfriends. For civil servants to pay bogus tithes of N500k. For senators to spray dollars at their daughters' weddings. For lagos big boys to spend N2m every Friday night at nightclubs.
It's time to face reality. The party is over. Now we may see the real Nigeria and Nigerians.
Now that money will go into our roads and bridges and hospitals. It will benefit those who don't have a rich corrupt uncle with connections in oil and gas. Those who can't travel to Dubai to celebrate birthdays. Those who don't know what Coldstone ice cream tastes like.
Hopefully the real estate markets will crash. The thieves with 15 houses in abuja will be forced to sell them fast for cash. I would prefer if EFCC seized and auctioned them, though.
All those in the service industry will have to revaluate their pricing. You can't charge 500k to paint faces anymore; free money don finish.
Welcome to the real world
Hard truth but must be told.
Politics › Re: Bayelsans Are So Lazy - Governor Dickson by hatchy: 6:11pm On May 17, 2016
porshuch:
An average ijaw man is a drunkard and a womanizer, he is only good at sharing sperm to different women. I respect their women so much, they are the breadwinners in most of there various homes.
True talk jareh.That is why you see a whole lot of these bastards causing problems here and there.Go to Bundu waterside or sandfield in port Harcourt
Crime › Re: When I Touch The Wall, Occupants Sleep Off - Burglar by hatchy: 4:01am On May 16, 2016
cynhamscakes:
Like i always say, everyday is for the thief, one day for the owner of the house.
Says who? Everyday for the owner[url][/url]
Crime › Re: 17-yr-old Commits Suicide Over Failed Marriage Proposal by hatchy: 9:53pm On May 14, 2016
Foolish idiot.At that age,are you not supposed to be in school? Moreover they are cousins from the same address ...GANJA.
After taking GANJA una head no dey reason well again.
Business › Re: I Urgently Need A Soft Loan, Please Help! by hatchy: 6:44pm On May 14, 2016
lutha:
Hello good people of nairaland,
I need an urgent soft loan of N300,000.
I am a lecturer in a privately owned tertiary institution of learning. I need your advice on where I can get a quick loan. I am willing to give a collateral (landed property). Please I need honest and sincere advice.
Contact +2348062474276
God Bless you all Amen!
Thanks
You didn't state where you reside.Well,if you are in Abuja,Lagos,Benin,Warri,port Harcourt etc,check out LAPO.Its a micro finance bank that give loan without collateral but I think other terms and conditions are applied.Google it. Wish you luck.
Business › Re: Gold Trading by hatchy(op): 6:34pm On May 14, 2016
feldido:
You can make a fortune with us by selling gold plated jewelries with a Lifetime warranty.

We can turn any steel jewelry to 24karat Gold starting from N10, 000.
That is gold plated which is different from pure gold of 18 or 24k. Metals like copper can be plated with gold. We are talking of pure gold here.Thanks though

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