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Crime › Re: Yunusa Dahiru "Yellow" Returns Home 4 Months After Detention by hatchy: 11:14am On Jul 11, 2016
MeAboki:
Case is not closed and shall not close until the whole truth comes out; we want to hear Ese's and her parents role in the whole saga and why it was ok for some bigots and the press to entertain so much unwarranted hateful propaganda against Yunusa's religion. tribe and region for his singular wrongful act.
Your a foolish fool.
Politics › Re: Obiano Pays For 70 Cows To Appease Herdsmen by hatchy: 5:55pm On Jul 08, 2016
Stupidity,foolishness and cowardice joined together. Why are these governors begging and appeasing these morons at the expense of thier own pepu.

This act will always fuel the cattle rearers and famers conflict because each side knows that compensation will be made afterwards.

Why not tell the herdsmen outrightly to move thier cattle to a ranch and leave devastating the peasants farm land.



More conflict loading in Enugu state
Education › Re: FG Scraps CBT For Post-UTME Screening, Pegs Fee At N2,500 by hatchy: 4:01pm On Jul 06, 2016
Spade07:
IS D FG CONFUSED??
WHY SCRAP CBT??
Take a critical look at it and you know that it just to favour the North that is educationally lagging behind.
Politics › Re: Eid-el-Fitr: FG Extends Public Holiday To Thursday July 7th by hatchy: 4:12pm On Jul 05, 2016
cremedelacreme:
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Biafrans

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.
Happy holiday !!!
grin grin grin grin
I don laf so tey go fall person plate of food.Chai! this guy go kill me o!

Who blow up the moon? and them go blow more moon join sef.
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Ramadan Gifts: Two Dead by hatchy: 8:10pm On Jul 03, 2016
Agimor:
This effect of hunger.
I disagree this is foolishness at its peak.We know the Hausa's to be beggers,but the suffisticated region? Mba nu!

Why is it that everything concerning that religion of "piss" is sad news. When Atiku will share his own now,three hundred souls will perish.Same thing to Kwankwaso and other big big oga's in the north.

Blood suckers.

Politics › Re: How Elites Stole Nigeria Dry by hatchy: 7:13pm On Jul 03, 2016
JUST NEGODU!!! Chai this country is finished. The elites of this country are heartless.Yet these people will pass us on the roading their big cars,seeing us begging in the street,living in slum, attending schools with dilapidated structures and with no basic amenities.

It gives me real heart break when some people will still come to support these wicked souls claiming witch-hunt when you see the picture very glaring.

If he did not steal,will somebody like Olisa Metu agree to return over 400 million naira? yet some still shout witch hunt.Money that can be used to provide health care,basic education, water and electricity shared among some few people who make up less than 0.001% of our population.

It takes approximately 3 years to spend 1 billion naira if you spend 1 million naira everyday on your self which is practically impossible yet one person will steal in tens of billion--FOR WHAT NA!!!

Just because one foolish drunk under whose watch these people plundered our common wealth.
After sipping Ogogoro he signs any document brought before him without perusal.

Never,I say never shall we have another drunken President in this country.
I rest my case!
Politics › Re: Is Steady Electricity Possible In Nigeria? by hatchy: 5:32pm On Jul 02, 2016
Yes of course, in the year 3015.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Party In Durban South-Africa Celebrating Her Red Album by hatchy: 5:29pm On Jul 02, 2016
Maxineng:
I no enjoy this her red album. The album no sweet
You were advised to add little sugar or didn't you read the instructions on the package? bush man!
Politics › Re: Army Sacks Musa Mustapha Bature Who Had Sex With Colleague’s Wife by hatchy: 5:25pm On Jul 02, 2016
Army is Army no long story.If na bloody civilian now,he for hire 3000 SAN and begin form sickness upandan.

Olisa Metu,Saraki and co should go and face their trial and not looking for flimsy excuses here and there to escape justice.

I will buy myself a bottle of wine the very day one of these yam eaters are thrown in kirikiri.

Yeye pepu.
Travel › Re: Buhari Hotels And Restaurants Spotted In India (PHOTOS) by hatchy: 4:27pm On Jul 02, 2016
Oche211:
Some idiots will come out nw to say that Pres. Buhari owns it.
Waiting for the first idiot to quote me with that claim.
I am.Oya do wetin dey your mind aturu.Are you blind?;Can't you see that it is owned by President Buhari's inlaws' uncles nephews' brother's Cousin? At least the link is too long for Sahara reporters to dig out the real owner.

On my way to India to take my own share of the national cake jare.
Travel › Re: Abuja-Kaduna Train Service Offers Free Ride As Passengers Show Their Excitement by hatchy: 3:26pm On Jul 02, 2016
I pray it works the same way people in sane countries do because before long you will begin to see all manner of people climbing the train top,beggars and hawkers will also find it an abode.


Basic necessities in other climes is luxury in this part of the world.

Any week we experience steady power in our locality or state we begin to praise those saddled with responsibility to do their job.The minister will begin to give press interview every now an then.

Nothing works in this country only chaos.

Make una leave me joor! No salary since last month,I dey para hear wey i dey so.
Science/Technology › Re: 6 States At The Risk Of Earthquake – Researchers Raise Alarm by hatchy: 8:04pm On Jun 28, 2016
lovat:
Dear Lord don't send another plague to us again because El Dullardeen you cursed us with has made us to repent and seek your face again
You make me laf die.Which kin person you be sef!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: There's Three Factors You Can Provide To Get A Job: by hatchy: 9:49am On Jun 27, 2016
I want to start the certification course. Pls kindly send the materials to me via lewisigwe2013@gmail.com.
Celebrities › Re: Duncan Mighty Meets With Niger-Delta Avengers (pic) by hatchy: 10:58pm On Jun 22, 2016
Mologi:
Pls who among them is Duncan mighty?.....because all of them be like soldiers to me ooo



mo n wa iyawo fa
Olodo,you blind?

You no dey see am say na him squat down for left hand side so.
Politics › Re: Military Scheming To Overthrow Buhari - Militants by hatchy: 7:29pm On Jun 22, 2016
These are bunch of confused clowns who have lost direction like a ship in the ocean tossed around by the wind.Your primary aim is to release Dasuki and Kanu who don't have any business in the Niger Delta.Your agitation is just for selfish reasons because there is nothing to benefit the region you claim to fight for in all your demands.

Buhari does not need your advice as there are agencies that are saddled with such responsibilities.Direct your advice to your "oga" Tompolo to come out from hiding and clear himself of allegations being leveled against him.
As a true Niger Deltan,all these agitations are for selfish reasons as demonstrated by the big mouthed Asari Dokubo,Ateke Tom,Government Ekpemupolo etc who turned billionaires overnight from government contract and oil bunkering.

Continue deceiving yourselves,criminals.
Politics › Re: Osaro Onaiwu Resigns As PDP Governors Forum DG by hatchy: 10:33pm On Jun 21, 2016
VIPERVENOM:
There's no cause for control everything's under alarm embarassed
Yes o my brother, because Flies wey no get tail,Na God dey pursue Cow for am.
Education › Re: Muslim Clerics At Osun School To Enforce Hijab On School Girls by hatchy: 11:13am On Jun 21, 2016
Rouf(rider) Aregbeshola will sink this state very soon
Terrorist!!!
Business › Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Diverted N35bn Aviation Fund To Ghana – Senate C’ttee by hatchy: 9:32am On Jun 21, 2016
I'm ashamed and tired of this country.There is none that is clean of looting our common wealth.
The most annoying thing is that the money they loot is not in millions but billions,for what?
Honestly,I sometimes wish i can change my nationality to a country where sane people exist even if it is in the driest part of Australia with the Aborigins or in the deepest forest of the Congo with the pigmis.
Imagine, for days now,there is system collapse in four states and no power. But the likes of Tony Elumelu stole billions that was meant to provide us with this basic necessities yet no one is going to jail for it.
Hmmmmm..Just tired.
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari & Jefferson Bribery: Fayose Revives Aisha's 'Role' by hatchy: 9:13am On Jun 21, 2016
Which kin small pikin govnor be this sef! Na only you be govnor for this country?
There is no week this tap-mouth governor is not in the news,for the wrong reasons though.
Others are commissioning projects and delivering dividend of democracy to their people while you pre occupy yourself with rubbish things that paint the state in bad light. I pity Ekiti State for having you as their governor.
Ekiti state Sorry for una.
Travel › Re: Abuja-Kaduna High Speed Railway Is Ready by hatchy: 11:19am On Jun 18, 2016
The stup*d Otuoke man did all these things for the North but left his own village and region undeveloped for the six years he led this country. Yet,some wasted souls and brains see him as their hero.
Come to the Niger Delta,there are no tangible Federal presence there only land devastated by pollution due to neglet.
Never again shall we have a drunken fool rule this country from this region.
Celebrities › Re: Muhammad Ali's Picture In Heaven By Snoop Dog by hatchy: 9:51am On Jun 18, 2016
My good friend Snoop Dogg Please stop taking this stuff,e no good for your body at aalllll.

Crime › Re: Pastor And Apostle In Gay Sex In Enugu (photos) by hatchy: 9:04am On Jun 18, 2016
...and this is their church..

Properties › Re: PHOTO Demolition Ongoing On Old Refinery Road PH by hatchy: 8:49am On Jun 18, 2016
SamJed:
That is my area...the project was started earlier this year...according to what i heard they would have started with oil mill elelenwo first before going down to akpajo but elelenwo elders asked the government for 'matching ground'...imagine the nonsense...the government had to leave them and start from akpajo...and the construction is handled by JB so we are expecting a solid road.
You are a very big fool for spreading this lies like mosquito. The elders never asked for matching ground or whatever you call it.The delay on that road was because the community insisted that the road must be dualized while the state government said it lacked such fund to do so.Woji and Elelewo roads were earmarked to be rehabilitated same time,but Woji road is completed still as single carriage way while the people of Elelewo insisted that it their own must be dualized.
Pls before you start spreading rumours and lies check and cross check your source.People like you misinform and mislead the public .

Politics › Re: "Tompolo Flees To Libya, We Will Get Him Dead Or Alive" - Militants by hatchy: 7:08pm On Jun 06, 2016
Very childish story.That's to tell you their level of reasoning.
The coward is the same person sponsoring these criminals and trying to sell us dumb stories all the time.
His hideout is still in the creeks of his homeland which I don't expect the military to reach so easily due to poor intelligence gathering.



Bunch of criminals,your days are numbered.
Politics › Re: Photo Of President Buhari's Infected Ear by hatchy: 3:45pm On Jun 06, 2016
Where is the infection? Well you better come back with good listening ears devoid of infection and any attack because Nigerians are not smiling at all with this hardship in the land.

The economy is in total shamble and he is moving upandan for ordinary ear infection that doctors are abound in Nigeria to take care of.

Nigeria! Nigeria!! my country! my country!!

Celebrities › Re: Terry G Slaps DJ During Performance In Lagos by hatchy: 12:13pm On Jun 06, 2016
He had been told so many times by doctors to desist from taking that stuff but he wouldn't listen.

Now his condition is irreparable.A ward have been booked for him at Rumuigbo center in port Harcourt
Politics › Re: Buhari Goes On 10Day Vacation To London To Rest, Get Treatment For Ear Infection by hatchy: 12:35am On Jun 06, 2016
Oh! Ajalah is sick true true.

Wailers una welcome,food is ready.
Health › Re: How Safe Is Sniper/ Go 90 For Mosquito Control? by hatchy: 12:43pm On Jun 05, 2016
kowema:
Run!!.. sniper gives me Breathe Seizures..
I use to work for a friend's sis in her restraunt which was quite far from town. The restaurant was Located in Upth and we wud always av to spend the nights there till weekend before we went home. During the period and each night before we slept, the other girls wud spray something called Sniper in the room to ward of mosquitoes and that wud be the end of my breath. I would gasp all through the night for air, some times My breath wud stop for like seconds after would I'd take a deep breath then my heart wud feel free.. I didn't figure it was that sniper thing even after I left the place. Until I spent one Holiday with an Uncle and the seizure resumed again cus his wife had the sniper thing and used it every nigh.

That Sniper can Kill o. Maybe slowly see. Then I remember the Doctors in UPTH warned my friend's aunt to stop using that chemical else they would stop coming to eat there. They even said it contained a chemical used in the Mortuary.

Naturally I have strong body system and if I can react to Sniper then that is the end of poisonous
Seriously? My dear same thing happened to me and i even prayed that God should just take my life and restore me back few days after just to get over the suffering I was passing thru for over one week.I experienced complete seizure of breath so many times and doctors couldn't diagnose what was wrong until i found out that each time I'm back home,the breath seizure becomes worse.I realised I sneeze so many times due to that stuff.
I bought this small spray stuff pushed in wheelbarrows all over town in port called "e dey kill mosquito well well,e dey kill landlord,dey kill tenant but e no dey kill care taker"

The worse is that it doesn't kill mosquito but kills roaches instead the mosquitoes emerge stronger with resistance to other insecticides and doesn't bite again but chops off your flesh
Autos › Re: Nigerian Army Cars Produced By Innoson Motors Company by hatchy: 1:30pm On Jun 04, 2016
madridguy:
Good Job.
What is so special about these vehicles? You just deceive people with the caption.These are conventional vehicles and not Army vehicles. The caption should rather be pick up and buses used by Nigeria Army made by Innoson.

In fact,they are Chinese vehicles assembled in Anambra by a business man,Innoson motors.
Sports › Re: Muhammad Ali Dies At 74 by hatchy: 10:34am On Jun 04, 2016
tunshe:
I am glad he died as a Muslim.
See your life??

Religious bigot.
Crime › Re: I Buy Gifts For Orphanages, Donate To Church After Robbery – Suspect (photo) by hatchy: 10:08am On Jun 04, 2016
looseweight:
That's doesn't mean God will protect u from being caught....SMH

Am I d only one seeing a bottle of fanta and biscuit beside d first guy from the left?


IAMLOOSEWEIGHT
Yea I see the fanta and biscuit too,that's how it ought to be.In advanced countries they provide you with what you request for especially cegarrates, drinks and all the likes to cool down your nerves and be at ease to give investigators all information they need to combat crime.In our clime is a different ball game as the law enforcement agents kill at sight even when they are not at risk and display the bodies as if its stock fish.
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Shows Off His Sitting Room While Thanking God For The Week by hatchy: 3:54pm On Jun 03, 2016
Nixiepie:
The room no even fine...
Small kids all over nairaland because of cheap phones and Glo data.
I wonder how your own house looks like.
Badbellism!

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