₦airaland Forum

BlueRayDick:
It's all urs

Yay!
Thank you!

BlueRayDick:
Naija jollof for the win

Happy Sunday

I want this plate.

Prestonn:
Chef with style...Nice one my Brother.


For some minutes I was just looking at the picture without scrolling.

Me too, right?
Just when you think, it can't get any better ...

Cc: Akposy

Akposy:
For the sauce, you have to use enough oil...Asin plenty oil

Palm oil
Dry chilli pepper
Seasoning cube (Maggi)
Ground crayfish
Salt
Ginger (optional)

Soak your dry chilli in water for about 4hrs or over night. Blend till it is very smooth

Bleach your oil on heat.
Add in your diced onions and fry till it is brown (not burnt)
Add in your blended pepper. Fry continuously till it turns black or till you perceive that popular agoyin aroma
While frying, add in your crayfish, salt and Maggi.

That's it...you can ask questions where you're not clear

Saved for future reference.

dasparrow:
Now I am convinced that there are many illiterates on this site who don't read before posting their comments.

The article clearly stated that there are CCTV cameras that showed Emmanuel Adeniji entering into the woman's room constantly. Secondly, Ireland is not like that backward morally depraved nation called Nigeria where you have no DNA testing to solve rape crimes. The idiot Adeniji left his semen on the woman so police investigators took his DNA and it was a match on what was found on the rape victim.

Listen carefully to what I am about to say. I sincerely hope that you people fix Nigeria for your own good because with all the crime Nigerian-bred men commit abroad which includes but is not limited to online scamming, drug trafficking and selling, raping women and children, etc, a time is going to come when no country will be willing to grant you people visa.

There was a big scandal some few years back involving Nigerian men who were employed to teach at the University in the foreign country I reside in which is outside the African Continent if I may add.

These Nigerian men who are married by the way began asking female students for sex in exchange for grades. These Nigerian men thought that they are in Nigeria where anything goes and where they can get away with all their depraved atrocities.

However, they were gravely mistaken. The students provided evidence beyond unreasonable doubt of what these Nigerian men who are supposed to be teaching them were doing. It was all over the news and was a big scandal. That University as well as others in the country I reside in will never consider a Nigerian man for a teaching position ever again be it at an elementary school, High School or College/University.

This is what I suspect is the reason why the only jobs I see most Nigerian men do in the country I reside in is taxi driver and being "Pastor" to Nigerian churches. They can't get teaching jobs, they can't get office jobs. Yet I know of Nigerian women here in the country I reside in who were born and raised in Nigeria but they hold government and private sector jobs and jobs in the healthcare sector.

Each time I visit the travel section of Nairaland, I see threads upon threads of Nigerian men looking to 'japa.' However, I am hear to tell you that in this age of technology and the internet, news spreads fast. The world is taking note of all the atrocities Nigerian-bred men are committing both at home and abroad and citizens of other countries are taking note.

Nigerians have a rape culture. Your men rape women and children and make excuses for rape. No sane country wants foreigners with high rape tendencies migrating to their countries. America and Saudi Arabia has already barred Nigerians from either migrating or coming to their countries. Expect more nations to follow suit even if you intend coming on a student visa.

Most Nigerians are trouble everywhere they go hence even on the African Continent, Nigerians are not really liked. All these countries cannot be wrong about you. Check yourselves!! I blatantly refuse to mingle with Nigerians here were I live. I avoid Nigerians like the plague and rightfully so. Most of you are morally depraved and I mean that with all honesty.

Though it is unfair to decent Nigerian men, it is the bitter truth.

Prestonn:
Aminu come and see oh!!!... Mousse Al Chocolato.

You are such a Darling... As the English people will say.

Te quiero amor mío..... Gracias.

De nada cariño.

jornwhite:
I think he only said that to buttress his point that the wife has no excuse or reason to deny him is conjugal right.
in nigeria when a man refuses to spend money the wife/gurlfriend is bound to hoard sex cos money is an equivalent of pvssy.

I feigned ignorance when I asked this question. I know why he wrote it. And you know what? The dynamics in Nigerian relationships equal the dynamics in brothels but sometimes a prostitute has it better because she can still say no and her body is hers.

Prestonn:
The gods are wise.. welcome to my village

I don't know why it took my elders long time to invite you to my kingdom.

This is how we welcome someone to village kitchen..

Here is your palm wine and meat.. enjoy

Still waiting for Princess to accept our invitation

The Gods heard me make a wish and here is the invitation.

Thank you very much!

This must be the best invitation this summer and I have had my fair share of invitations so far.

I will bring the Mousse Au Chocolate for dessert.

Petyprincess:
Lol see you
As someone opened a thread to blackmail you b4 on nairaland?
As someone opened 8 monikers to troll you with a female moniker acting like your friend?
See many popular female monikers have been trolled to a point of opening defamation thread but they still strong,so if someone is cancelling just your post you are lucky then.

Oh my ...

Tell me this isn't true.

But on the flip side, you have reached the status of a celebrity now.

Prestonn:
I was hoping to see Vegan meat


Please join us to hunt tomorrow, make I grill better meat for you... You are one of us... Say no to Vegans camp.

Sipping my Bullet

I am not vegan and can never be, I can't even be a vegetarian. And I was hoping you would invite me. I was even considering inviting myself but it's not how it's done, right? Now that you have invited me, one of my dreams has come true.

Petyprincess:
Welcome to the club dear

People like me don get used to it

Everylady for nairaland get personal troll,guess this is yours

Is yours as deranged as this one?

Prestonn:
Did you eat this?

Minced meat

Yeah, I did. Why is everyone so surprised?
It was good.

Petyprincess:
He is probably your crush
Nairaland guys way of showing interest be that
Na trolling be their own way of showing interest

He is a psycho. That's what he is.

sharone21:
With all the bad news about many crimes committed by Nigerian men and all the VISIBLE nonsense many Nairaland men spew here especially regarding ladies which are also read by foreigners who assume it is the typical nature of Nigerian men......Are Nigerian men really appealing& eligible for marriage?

I am always surprised when a Nigerian lady rejects interracial dating. It's better to span the net wide and wider.

She must have worn a skimpy dress.

Iceyjayz:
What's all these now? smh

He is a stalker with multiple accounts.

I think the different types of melon have become my favorite fruit.

mariahAngel:
As if I could...

Yes, you can!

mariahAngel:
In Lagos? It'll be difficult.

I only drink fresh milk and it's available in every shop here. You will need to relocate. I will look for a husband for you.

xanie:
Dog is even better.. Ever been chased by a Turkey? That animal no get respect.

That's true but geese can be wicked too.

Petyprincess:
Some should bring swallow

See beautiful colors.

mariahAngel:
I want fresh cow's milk cheese, but I don't have a cow

But you can get fresh milk, can't you?

mariahAngel:
Wicket geh!

Hathor don't mind her

pocohantas:
This doesn’t look like your handiwork. Are you indulging yourself?

Yes, I am and I tried to take the picture from a different perspective.
I stopped posting for a while because mariahAngel intimidated me with her beautiful pictures.

mariahAngel:
I had an idea to make a quick homemade pizza, but I couldn't get mozzarella and parmesan cheeses.
To think mozzarella cheese is so easy to make, using cow's milk...
You know what? If the northerners had need for cheese, we'd have it in abundance in Nigeria.

All the raw milk they use in making fura de nunu would partly be used for making mozzarella

Try to make your own cheese.

pocohantas:
I don’t even know how they do it.

People are said to have more than 10 psychological defense mechanisms.

mariahAngel:
Hathor dear, give me some cheese.

I used more cheese than I normally would in the expectation that you would come.

pocohantas:
The irony. Then we have the typical gaslighting of highly pretentious folks. Throw stones then hide your hands.

Oga, keep me out of your nonsense. Later someone will say I am haunting my “ex-bf”. I no dey even see you, but to stay your lane just hard for you.

Who is cooler than cool?

pocohantas:
Lol. Looks like he is deliberately thickening the plot.

Too obvious.

Tunjingwu:
She works with a financial institution.They have a maid that does everything in the house except cooking what the guy eats as he stated he is not ready to eat what the maid cooks.

You have made this story up, haven't you?

ZIMDRILL:
you are missing the big picture being a mother or parent is 24/7 job you dont take a break out of it

he doesnt work 24/7 most likely 8 hours 5 days a week

then looking after kids is 24/7 if you dont have help, the only time you rest is when they sleep

so she looks after twins the younger they are the more they keep you busy, then on top of kids there is general house chores

Reading such comments makes me happy.

Tallesty1:
Here's what I will do if I were in his shoes.



She complains of being tired, why? From what? I will personally help with whatever it is that's making her tired, so that she will not be tired all the time. So that tiredness will not be an excuse.

She's not in the mood, there's a problem with this one. I mean, she's not in the mood alright but does she allow him to get her in the mood? If yes, how does he go about it?


Y'know, there's a way you will treat a woman during the day and she will look forward to fvcking you in the night.

You can't just be there doing nothing all day to excite her and then climb bed for night to ask her to turn nyash.


Tell the guy to work on rekindling the romance they had in the beginning and everything will be fine.

He should be part of her during the day.
Play with her, kiss her, be there for her.

I am delighted a few men on this forum can be so sentiment-free and unbiased and give a piece of mature advice.
Your (future) wife is a lucky woman.