₦airaland Forum

seyoldam:
Congratulations to this Set -

Great Ife

They just graduated?

OreMI22:
Shebi you are now writing? You know it is you (Not even Andy Uba or APC) that will suffer the violent backlash from the people if anyone ever tries to stop their will. You better leave Hausa out it now and change your moniker to Fulani.

Ode, wetin concern Hausa with the simple question you were asked?
Misyarn everywhere.

Omanambala:
Abatete is under Idemmili north and this LGA controls about 30% of the Anambra electorates. This lga will ultimately determine who wins the Anambra elections...its not over guys because Idemmili north has not been released!

However, I am glad Andy will not be winning.

Inotherwords, e never sure for Soludo?

AlhajiBitcoin:
Study more. It will take you many years to do that.

An example of who I referred to originally.
See as you just misyarn anyhow sha.
Smh.

Why not call it a mamba instead? Which one is black mamba?
You don see black mamba for your life before?
You live with snakes but no nothing about them.
Gerarahere.

Some nairalanders just watch one NatGeo Wild for 20 minutes...
Once they see a snake on NL, they go:
Mamba, black mamba, cobra, etc.

Wait, that was nothing.
Until I saw Boomslang and Taipan... Na there I nearly enter gutter with laughter.
Kilode gan!!!

Omo, that Milan v Inter Derby last night was crazy!
So intense!
Jeez!

To be honest, I no see how Kessie take better pass Bakayoko.
Taaa!!!

Good.
I've tried it.

PENISgod:
Hello guys... Please so I scored 207 in the just concluded jamb and am eligible for unizik's post utme screening excercise. but I am really scared about the post utme and I applied for computer science... I have some questions I really need answers to so any one with answers should please help me out....

1) what is the cut off mark for computer science in the unizik post-utme

2) how competitive is the department of computer science at unizik in terms of admission...

Did you eventually find an answer?

dyera:
Back in junior secondary school I was aware that some of my female classmates were already collecting dicks as we often see them rendezvous with older guys after school hour. This was back in 2002, so this is something that has been happening and worse now.

Still remember same 2002, we came to the class and saw a used condom.
Government College Ikorodu was badass.

Surebaba01:
See as toke dey shut contestants up like shes a Mini god or something

Contestants for where?

Xilsbridalhouse:
Did I enjoy today’s episode? Yassssssssss The way I like this show ehnnnn...

Right.
The learning points.

It taught today about the importance of decision making and following instructions.
1. They missed the first 's' in Craftsmanship.
2. Write what you missed and the other guy didn't write anything and got evicted for not writing.

Toke Makinwa on the evicted dude...
"History can forgive you for making the wrong decision, but history will never forgive you for making no decision at all."

Hausa:
No one noticed they missed the 's' in Craftsmanship.
I saw it. But how did they miss that?

Thought as much. The guy noticed.

No one noticed they missed the 's' in Craftsmanship.
I saw it. But how did they miss that?

Penguin2:
Almost 15 years later, and these men are still very much around. Refusing to exit the scene.

May God save Anambra from the Uba brothers.

As in ehhhh.

Uchenaija:
Please, can you provide a little more details on the NIJ?

How much is the programme?

How long is it?

Do you they have a number of courses?

What's the difference between it and Federal Radio Cooperation Training School & also reading English or mass comm in a university?

Did you eventually go there?

hotplate:
I like journalism too but I don't have the resources to go for a professional training, I do hope some day my dream come to fulfilment

This caught my attention. What do you mean Resources?
Care to eludicate?

lareine:
Pls does anyone know when NIJ Lagos is admitting new students? Also where is NIJ Abuja located. Any phone contacts?

Did you eventually go there?

Philipsdael:
Please, do anybody know the total amount charge in 100level.....and how much is the tuition fee........pls help

Hi, bro. Did you eventually go to make the inquiry?

I remember back in 2013 in Ife, we saw this snake at night around Law Fac. gutter. Someone had killed it.
Na so we carry the snake dey go class by class. We reach ODLT, na so we throw am for table. Come see japa. Same at AUD I & II.
Same at FBLT.

Omo, back in the days.

Xilsbridalhouse:
Saturday to Sunday
8pm to 9pm
Africa Magic Family.

Thanks a lot.

Xilsbridalhouse:
I think DSTV gave them two slots only and it happened to be weekends.

Please, when and when does it air during the weekends, what time and what channel on dstv?

You'll know from some comments that it is one thing to have knowledge, and it is another to have real understanding.
So some people confidently said that that snake can swallow a Human. The worse, that it can even swallow a Goat.

May God continue to give us the grace to understand that which we think we know.

Ryan03:
leave these hypocrites joor. I was being paid 18k monthly in a private school, no salary for holiday o, the 18k na school fees and lesson fees o. I got opportunity and joined in 2018, today I have my own business and I am still in the job. If not for this job, where will I get capital for my business?

Please, how can I join as a graduate?

EngrSeries:
Obinna?

Yeah, that's me.
Dang!
Didn't even know there was a message.

My moniker dey always get unnecessary mentions wey no relate to me.

Toluobaeko11:
Anacondas are not as dangerous as portrayed in the movies. It's very dangerous when it attacked unaware. You can even use your hand to carry a big one, but you'll trace its head from the tail till you get to its head because it response to stimuli is extremely slow, and no matter how big it is, if you successfully grab its head, it can't do anything again (don't try this though).
One things people don't understand is that, the bigger the snake the easier to kill it, I fear smaller snakes more. With a well filled cutlass, you'll defeat an anaconda, but you have to have courage sha, just make sure you give it a wound first, it'll be weak to fight.
*NOTE* NEVER FIGHT AN ANACONDA INSIDE THE WATER, IF YOU DO, JUST BE READY TO SAY YOUR GOODBYE FOREVER!!!!

I see that you got so many likes and praises for this comment.
Some of them, I'd like to tell you are rather erroneous.

You saying you can use your hand to carry a big Anaconda is an indication that you have no idea about how large an Anaconda is.
A human being will struggle to carry a full adult Python, let alone an Anaconda.

You also said the bigger the Anaconda, the easier to kill it. Where did you get such false knowledge from, please? Jesus Christ!
You also said if you successfully grab an Anaconda's head, it can't do anything. Jesus! Please, go make your research well because what you spewed is as erroneous as they come.

I can't believe this.

Boost for Villareal.

Danjuma on the left...
Chukweze on the right.

OMG!

How come they don't recruit graduates anymore?
Graduates who intend to join, how dem wan take do am?

Lordpeckxy:
A scorpion was what killed my elder sister...

This caught my attention, and I'm very sorry about that.
Can you narrate a bit on how it happened, and if she was healthy?

RedEnergy:
Anacondas and pythons hunt and eat caimans regularly. They are part of the animals they prey on. Very large caimans, alligators or Crocs kill and eat smaller pythons or constrictors too. But giant constrictors vs giant croc family, the giant snake will kill and eat them 99.999% of the time. A giant python or anaconda is extra deadly inside water because they can move faster in water than on land. Once it manages to wrap one or 2 coils around the reptile, the battle is over, it will squeeze the soul out of it.

You're making a huge mistake, please.
A giant Crocodile is an Apex Predator. No form of giant python can take down any Giant Croc. It's not possible.

Anyone you've seen, it's usually a mid-sized alligator mostly. Not a giant croc.
And by croc, I mean a Salt Water Croc or a Nile Croc.
The size alone go shock you. Python dey mad?

Goalnaldo:
I thought it is widely regarded that the croc has the strongest bite force in the animal kingdom or it's just a fable?? I was thinking it will bite the anaconda into two.

That's because it's not a Croc but a Caiman. Anacondas and Crocs, I doubt they live in the same habitat.

realsportclub7:
You underestimate the power of an Anaconda
If it were a bigger one

That Croc would have been in the belly of the Anaconda

The Croc is begging for air and y out expect it to bite?

Anyway the Croc wise, he knew Anaconda can breathe under water and he did the needful

If the picture is real, then the Anaconda was never going to have a chance. Way too small.
A fully adult Anaconda or even Python would've sent that caiman to the grave in no less than 30 minutes.

And hey, a python or anaconda is no match for a Crocodile. That one na Caiman. Baby specie.

nurain150:
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By adding your bank card to the site.