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Education › Re: World’s Top 1,000 Universities: Nigeria Fails To Make List by Heavance(m): 3:29pm On Jul 12, 2016
You know, later you'll get to see some people typing about how better one federal, or state is better than a private university here, yet none is impressive enough. Bottom line, do your thing, equip yourself well and get out to face what us out there
Romance › Re: 7 Important Things You Should Know Before Marrying A Yoruba Girl by Heavance(m): 10:54am On Jul 12, 2016
7inches:
THIS IS A VERY BIASED TOPIC OBVIOUSLY COMING FROM OFE MAN...
well let me chip in thses u omitted without hatin.
1.YORUBA GALS ARE VERY DIRTY... this is very true yoruba gals are dirty..yes most of can dress well in their native attire no doubt but remove dat dress u will see d definition of dirtiness...average yoruba gal can bath only once a day in d morning before going out and datsd end for dat day...HEY !!.WOMEN PRODUCE MORE ODOUR DAN MEN BCZ THEH HV MORE FATTIES so u be taking ur bath atleast 2times a day dats if u neva went out or did tudious work otherwise its 3.
2.VERY VERY INSULTIVE... just hav a little misunderstand with a yoruba gal and watch her bash ur innocent parents at home if u cant respect som1else parents because they aint urs den u are brought up poorly ..and u beging to wonder how.YORUBAS ARE VERY RESPECTFUL...pls prostration and salutation is not respect.
3.SOUP TOO OILY...they can use one bucket of oil to cook a small pot of soup..70 -8o% of soup should be water. but to a yoruba woman 80% of soup is oil. d day i ate a yoruba soup i took LOPERAMIDE capsule for a week befor my belle return to normal and i vowed not to make such mistake again.
.DONT BLEND WELL IN INTERIBAL MARRIAGE... if u are not a yoruba man d only way ur marriage will be peacful and succesful with a yoruba woman is by both of u living in a yoruba land.. dont get me wrong u can take her to holiday or vissit ur peple for few weeks.. bt to liv there permanently she wont accept.. not all d time though bot 90%0f d time.
GOOD IN BED. . i must admit diz if u marry a yoruba woman be assured of good sex becoz she wil give u sex till ur head bust.. dey dont get tired and they kno best positin to give u ...they let u take control on bed and make u feel like a man wont call quit until u are satified ..THUMBS UP TO THEM FOR THIS.
haaaa, you just hit the nail o. As if you knew what I wanted to type, your number 1 ehn, I don't know if its a generational thing, though not all but many, if you find one who isn't, she probably had stayed with those from other tribes.
your number 2, they seriously mistake calling you brother this as respect, their mouth can spit anything chai, I so hate this about them.
Then your number 3, my Yoruba friend has been talking about marrying from another tribe just like his uncle, he said he can't see himself eating 'omi obe and ewedu' for the rest of his life, he loves banga soup already.

You forgot to add how fast their mouth is, when they insult o, haaaa, them carry first. And how them see shino as normal thing, over 30% are into this even after marriage, due to their ever partying attitude. Lastly, they love sciences o, you should know what I mean
Christianity Etc › Re: Ismail Haruna Converts To Muslim: Ex-Driver To Bishop David Abioye Of Winners by Heavance(m): 7:59pm On Jul 08, 2016
God never told us about any earthly religion to follow, love is the ultimate religion (God whose name is love).
Everyone is free, reading through the story reminds me of when I obeyed God and what I prayed and fasted for didn't materialize, but does that alone make one believe God didn't see or observe what happened?...... Just like someone said already, the good thing is no one will threaten him at all, because he should be free
Politics › Re: Nigeria-china Roadshow Fetches $50 Billion — NNPC by Heavance(m): 5:14pm On Jun 30, 2016
The admin claims to have recovered over 1 Trillion naira, here we have an additional (electronic) 50 billion dollarpo.... and we still be like this?
I am not disputing o, and i no talk say na lie, but If it's true, we can't just remain like this na, haba (habatically).....
Doctors strike, civil servant strike, even Lebanese who just left their businesses here are telling it to our faces that nothing is working economically here...... come on, if you can sum up the money recovered with this, we should be improving already, not getting worse.
Travel › Re: BRT Buses Damaged By Sellers At Maryland by Heavance(m): 6:12pm On Jun 29, 2016
if these people don't hawk, they will be forced to steal... I can't blame them, as everyone is trying to make something out of nothing. But destroying the buses is so uncalled for, they should have easily directed their anger to the KAI officials.
BRT had nothing to do with this, its so sad the hawker ran into its lane at that time. All hawkers should be ready for a very tough week or month sef, I pray we the neutral ones don't get affected when they switch their hawking to robbery!!!
Politics › Re: IGR: Poor And Rich States In Nigeria - Economic Confidential by Heavance(m): 10:58pm On Jun 26, 2016
Anyone thinking if Nigerians are given the opportunity to vote like the UK just did is dreaming o..... the northerners plenty tetete, they will vote for us to remain this yeye Nigeria (as it favours them). Na like this we go dey o, only serious fight can make us scatter, gentle vote no go do am
Christianity Etc › Re: How Nigerian Pastors Breed Corruption In Nigeria By Pastor Sunday Adelaja. by Heavance(m): 11:02am On Jun 26, 2016
The part i pick is 'God will not do what man should do himself'....... it reminds me of undergraduate days, when you see people sleeping in different churches during exam (wasting precious time they were suppose to read to pass their exams) praying till dawn, I was seen as a pagan. These churchy people recorded high failure rate, I just had to call those who were my friends to order, that God rewards hard work with success, and they shouldn't waste time praying for 10hours and expecting God to perform magic like merlin in the exam hall. Those who listened didn't regret it at all, and we graduated well to the glory of God.
These pastors are part of the societal problem we have.... they make the gullible also believe if you haven't testified in church, its not a testimony, but as long as you tell people who are down, as long as you lift their spirit with how God has taken you from a write-off to what people now admire, you are testifying. These pastors don't even let students understand what tithe is, they make students who don't work believe they must drop tithe; People should read what the tithe is meant for in the bible, how it is used, how it is spent, what those we forward the tithe to should not posses or have ordinarily as inheritance sef, and then our eyes go open............. I no fit count, its just annoying.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Nigerian Pastors Breed Corruption In Nigeria By Pastor Sunday Adelaja. by Heavance(m): 10:59am On Jun 26, 2016
The part i pick is 'God will not do what man should do himself'....... it reminds me of undergraduate days, when you see people sleeping in different churches during exam (wasting precious time they were suppose to read to pass their exams) praying till dawn, I was seen as a pagan. These churchy people recorded high failure rate, I just had to call those who were my friends to order, that God rewards hard work with success, and they shouldn't waste time praying for 10hours and expecting God to perform magic like merlin in the exam hall. Those who listened didn't regret it at all, and we graduated well to the glory of God.
These pastors are part of the societal problem we have.... they make the gullible also believe if you haven't testified in church, its not a testimony, but as long as you tell people who are down, as long as you lift their spirit with how God has taken you from a write-off to what people now admire, you are testifying. These pastors don't even let students understand what tithe is, they make students who don't work believe they must drop tithe; I People should read what the tithe is meant for in the bible, how it is used, how it is spent, what those we forward the tithe to should not posses or have ordinarily as inheritance sef, and then our eyes go open............. I no fit count, its just annoying. fit count, its just annoying.
Celebrities › Re: Why Olamide Might Remain A Local Artiste For Long !! by Heavance(m): 9:41pm On Jun 23, 2016
In business strategy, we have Cost, focus & differentiation. Let's just say, Olamide focuses on the local market, as his strategy, as making money is the most important thing.
It's not as if I am a fan of his a bit, I get the OP's point, I agree sef, but hey! his strategy is working for him.
Album number 6, wow, he don catch up with 2baba sef o.
Properties › Re: I Built My Own House After Following Some Of Nairalanders' Advice by Heavance(m): 8:33pm On Jun 22, 2016
please, can you give me an idea of how much the decking of a house could be? I need a clue
Education › Re: Hijab: Deeper Life Church Backs Use Of Christian Garments By Pupils by Heavance(m): 5:45pm On Jun 20, 2016
biotechshola:
i'm quoting you because i saw some sense in your post. Hijab in this sense does not mean the long one you see some muslim ladies wear, infact it doesn't interfere with the school uniform. It's just a piece of cloth use to cover the head, very short and cooperate. I don't just know why the christians are tying their knots on this..
But you and I know a UNIFORM knows no religion, that's why I left it in capital letter. Let them use scarf which covers the hair ( hair only) during school hours, you remember the last Olympic games where a Saudi Arabia participant (a girl) had to use a scarf, as the IOC didn't allow hijab,?
Long or short no one cares, its simple, add nothing to the UNIFORM, and there will be no issue #LetThereBePeace
Education › Re: Hijab: Deeper Life Church Backs Use Of Christian Garments By Pupils by Heavance(m): 8:08am On Jun 20, 2016
Until we understand what a UNIFORM is, then, we shall have peace. University undergraduate don't put on uniform, so they can use hijab, some of our schools have a statue close to gates, in the UNIFORM'S colour, you will find no hijab on the female version or any Christian rob, or traditionalist attire.
If you want to use other dress codes, you should stay at home, please....... Girls can cover their hair with other white attire, that should substitute the hijab, pending the school hours, and any Christian too who wishes could use same, let's use the uniform during school hours, abeg. Let's not start doing as if one religion is above the other, the court sef Bleep up, they compromised, tell them to use the UNIFORM and not add anything, that's all.
Christianity Etc › Re: 104 Christians Convert To Islam In Delta State. See Photos by Heavance(m): 12:14am On Jun 18, 2016
[quote author=bulldoza post=46675342][/quote]You seem ready for a debate ofir a superior religion, I believe the way you live expresses more, not by talk talk.
I have christian friends, and Muslim friends, and we've been together for more than 5 years, some 10 years. So its your choice.

The simple instruction Christ left with us, is, Follow the commandments and love your neighbours, that is the difficult thing we still can't obey..... Its not easy to Iove your neighbour, when you begin with that, you won't care about a religion, because love is the ultimate religion....... God no send us about others o
Christianity Etc › Re: 104 Christians Convert To Islam In Delta State. See Photos by Heavance(m): 12:13am On Jun 18, 2016
[quote author=bulldoza post=46675342][/quote]You seem ready for a debate ofir a superior religion, I believe the way you live expresses more, not by talk talk.
I have christian friends, and Muslim friends, and we've been together for more than 5 years, some 10 years. So its your choice.

The simple instruction Christ left with us, is, Follow the commandments and love your neighbours, that is the difficult thing we still can't obey..... Its not easy to I've your neighbour, when you begin with that, you won't care about a religion, because love is the ultimate religion....... God no send us about others o
Christianity Etc › Re: 104 Christians Convert To Islam In Delta State. See Photos by Heavance(m): 11:37pm On Jun 17, 2016
bulldoza:
You're just grossly an illiterate.
Your ignorance will lead you to hell. You will perish if you don't open your eyes and accept the truth.
Jesus Christ is a mere human
Jesus Christ is not God
Jesus Christ is only a messenger of God
Woe betide John for confusing you people. He and others made the Bible the most CONTRADICTORY and ERROR PILE religious book in the world. Too many confusions and inconsistencies in the Bible.
EXAMPLES

God good to all, or just a few?

PSA 145:9 The LORD is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.
JER 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.

Is Jesus equal to or lesser than?

JOH 10:30 I and my Father are one.
JOH 14:28 Ye have heard how I said unto you, I go away, and come again unto you. If ye loved me, ye would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I.

The sins of the father

ISA 14:21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
DEU 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.
The shape of the earth
ISA 40:22 It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:
MAT 4:8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;
Astronomical bodies are spherical, and you cannot see the entire exterior surface from anyplace. The kingdoms of Egypt, China, Greece, Crete, sections of Asia Minor, India, Maya (in Mexico), Carthage (North Africa), Rome (Italy), Korea, and other settlements from these kingdoms of the world were widely distributed.
THIS IS JUST A TIP OF THE ICE CREAM grin
Jesus Christ is not equal to God, 'I and my father are one' (in agreement)... Don't confuse it. Jesus Christ is a mere human, well was born by a virgin, died and resurrected, even showed himself to the doubting Thomas.

You know, that's one name that the devil hates to hear; and the Bible remains the oldest book, the most complete book, and the only book you will be killed for holding, in the world. You don't read the bible the way you arranged it, you will get confused.

See, forget religion, just live a good life, love your neighbours as yourself, treat people well, we are humans before any other thing sets in. So, leave religion aside and love people
Christianity Etc › Re: 104 Christians Convert To Islam In Delta State. See Photos by Heavance(m): 11:33pm On Jun 17, 2016
bulldoza:
You're just grossly an illiterate.
Your ignorance will lead you to hell. You will perish if you don't open your eyes and accept the truth.
Jesus Christ is a mere human
Jesus Christ is not God
Jesus Christ is only a messenger of God
Woe betide John for confusing you people. He and others made the Bible the most CONTRADICTORY and ERROR PILE religious book in the world. Too many confusions and inconsistencies in the Bible.
EXAMPLES

God good to all, or just a few?

PSA 145:9 The LORD is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.
JER 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.

Is Jesus equal to or lesser than?

JOH 10:30 I and my Father are one.
JOH 14:28 Ye have heard how I said unto you, I go away, and come again unto you. If ye loved me, ye would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I.

The sins of the father

ISA 14:21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
DEU 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.
The shape of the earth
ISA 40:22 It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:
MAT 4:8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;
Astronomical bodies are spherical, and you cannot see the entire exterior surface from anyplace. The kingdoms of Egypt, China, Greece, Crete, sections of Asia Minor, India, Maya (in Mexico), Carthage (North Africa), Rome (Italy), Korea, and other settlements from these kingdoms of the world were widely distributed.
THIS IS JUST A TIP OF THE ICE CREAM grin
Jesus Christ is not equal to God, 'I and my father are one' (in agreement)... Don't confuse it.

You know, that's one name that the devil hates to hear; and the Bible remains the oldest book, the most complete book, and the only book you will be killed for holding, in the world. You don't read the bible the way you arranged it, you will get confused.

See, forget religion, just live a good life, love your neighbours as yourself, treat people well, we are humans before any other thing sets in. So, leave religion aside and love people
Education › Re: Almajiri, Adamu Tilde Graduates From Hungary University (pics) by Heavance(m): 11:21am On Jun 17, 2016
Some people just keep throwing insults at people, who they can't even dare say a word to in person.... come on, let's behave like educated people.
Politics › Re: Osun School Uniform Crisis: Religious Battle Enters Physical, Spiritual Realm by Heavance(m): 12:18pm On Jun 16, 2016
When we all understand what a UNIFORM is, then all these will stop. UNIFORM doesn't know anything about your religion, so all religious bodies should understand that, if you want to practice your religion, please stay at home with your hijab, choir robes and white chalks.
Politics › Re: Over 250m Yorubas Live Outside Nigeria—gani Adams by Heavance(m): 7:49pm On Jun 15, 2016
People just come up with crazy figures, do you know what a million is? If you think the figure is 250 million, then the population of Hausa should be times two.
In total, they can't even be up to a million outside naija...... They should stop claiming figures jare, thats how some just openly say we are about 20 million plus in Lagos, using traffic and the crowd they see to conclude, if its true, then Kano alone will be 50 million na.
Phones › Re: Gionee S6 Pro Launched With 5.5-inch, Fingerprint Sensor, 4gb Ram, 64gb Storage. by Heavance(m): 10:05am On Jun 15, 2016
Phizzlephizz:
All this na sham, iphone rocks
Check my signature let's make money now.
I don't use an iPhone, but the design is a clear imitation of iPhone. All these Chinese products made for Africa sef, you can't even hear their names outside Africa and where they came from.
Agriculture › Re: Find All The Peanut Processing Machines You Need Here! by Heavance(m): 9:29am On Jun 15, 2016
please, can you enlighten us on what each could be used for? Thank you
Celebrities › Re: Omotola jalade and fan fights dirty on twitter [see Tweets] by Heavance(m): 10:28pm On Jun 13, 2016
I can't laugh o, it was a knock out win for the fan..... Chaiiiiiiii

Yeah, she can sing so well, she sold less than 150 copies in the whole African continent
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 35m Applicants Hit FG Teaching Jobs Site by Heavance(m): 10:18pm On Jun 13, 2016
Do they actually know what 35 million is? What a shameful lie.
Romance › Re: 10 Attitudes Ladies Display Online That Deny Them Husbands In Real Life by Heavance(m): 10:33pm On Jun 11, 2016
Just number 2 I find real....
Really, guys could be annoying, we dey fall hands most times. Then, never blame a girl for wanting a rich dude, who wan suffer?
Education › Re: Is This True About UNIBEN? (pic) by Heavance(m): 6:55pm On Jun 11, 2016
greatestman:
Harvard University was unable to contained Bill Gate vision and ideas. That is the reason for dropping out.. All UNIBEN students and graduates can do pretty well in Harvard, But not all Harvard students and graduates can survive in UNIBEN.. FACT... ..
Baba, please don't try to justify what can't be, We blacks just try to make life harder than it is.
Christianity Etc › Re: Osun CAN Orders Christian Students To Attend Classes In Church Robe by Heavance(m): 9:16am On Jun 10, 2016
But I see nothing wrong in the girls using hijab, its a part of the ladies to cover their hair/head as it may be..... If our fellow Christians want to put on anything, so be it, likewise the traditionalist.
Why do we like to stir up conflict in Nigeria? In Israel, you will see a Muslim praying beside a Christian, but here, we turn things to fight fight. when we die, God will not ask anyone if you are a Muslim or Christian o.
Abeg, CAN should find something meaningful jare, this one no be talk sef. CAN should learn to tolerate abeg, though I know there is what we call a UNIFORM, and some people dont want to understand that, Are they telling us female soldiers use hijab? Or female engineers use it? make we no start to count professions.....
Sports › Re: Stephen Keshi Is Dead by Heavance(m): 8:22am On Jun 08, 2016
Terribly sad, I am still in shock. I don't want to believe this, I don't even know what to say.
Politics › Re: Buhari Announces Recovery Of N3.4 Trillion In One Year by Heavance(m): 9:21am On Jun 05, 2016
We funny sha, If this is through, how come the country is not moving forward? how come we still can't pay workers? how come we are so broke? how come the economy is nothing to write about?
They just come with e-figures and want us to only blame and blame past admin, can't something be done to make us see clearly why we should reject one admin? abeg, enough talk jare....... We want to see things working, over a year gone, yet nothing to show.
This admin should do done, not blame again, abeg.
Politics › Re: FG Scraps Nysc Scheme (Just A Rumour) by Heavance(m): 12:12am On Jun 05, 2016
Akemim:
Make i do graduate before Buhari scrap out University for lack of funds
Hilarious.... I no fit stand up
Politics › Re: Mrs Bridget Patience Killing: ”kano Govt. Speaks On Woman’s Beheading by Heavance(m): 8:26pm On Jun 04, 2016
gists:
@the bolded
While I completely agree with that statement (I am assuming you mean everybody should respect other peoples' religion) I also strongly believe in justice. The people that were involved in this murder crime must be brought to book. We cannot just say what belong to "ceasar" must be given to "ceaser". "cearser" himself must know that their is a constituted authority and anybody that goes against it must be brought to book.
I don't know exactly what she did, but what I hear people saying is that she committed blasphemy. But the same people who turned themselves to God's judge in kano are the same ones that will be committing adultery, fornication, smoking, drinking burukutu and other alcoholic drinks.
While the state government is investigating this case to roundup as many people involved in this case, I'll like to see the emir of Kano (SLS) being an educated and well respected figure come out and condemn this act without reservation.
You clearly got the Ceasar part.... I want justice as much as you crave it, but its just a shame they will cover and close this case.
There is something about northern Nigeria that is not clear to us in the south, their laws there are so different. Even the president finds it hard to do something about it, news like this makes me ashamed to be called a Nigerian. See, that one Nigeria we sing is not from our heart at all
Politics › Re: Mrs Bridget Patience Killing: ”kano Govt. Speaks On Woman’s Beheading by Heavance(m): 9:57am On Jun 04, 2016
Acrofab:
That bastard mohammed and his brainwashed followers, they hate peace wherever they are. No wonder ISLAMABAD
I don't know how old you are, but I can imaging your youthfulness.... you are spitting fire because you have never lived in the north as I can see, if you had for a week, you will understand that northern laws are so different to the southern laws......(what is for Ceasar, let it be for Ceasar).
I won't be surprised to see the perpetrators set free, this is a big NO NO in northern Nigeria, its just a shame as we keep deceiving ourselves that we are among the developing nations, we are way back in reality.

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