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CelebritiesRe: Ray Hushpuppi Flaunts His Rolls-royce And Lamborghini (PHOTO) by Hedonisst: 4:30am On Apr 02, 2019
Smiggle3310:
This isn't hushpuppi cars it's for mrwoodberry check him out on Instagram with that handle
Couldn't find him on Instagram with that handle. Abi him name don change?

Mehn Nigeria boys are terrible. Doing very very very strong tins!
PoliticsRe: Deji Adeyanju - Bokoharam Executes Nigerian Soldiers Captured. by Hedonisst: 2:28am On Apr 02, 2019
So soldiers can kneel down for "bloody civilians"? Inukwa! Oh I forgot. The only "bloody civilians" they can form Rambo for are unarmed civilians going about their business in peaceful areas. When they meet armed ones who are ready to kill and ready to die, the story changes.

Cowards.


You know you're going to die anyway yet you still obey their command and kneel down for propaganda purposes. Is that not cowardice of the highest order? Why not refuse to kneel or cooperate. Highest they would have opened fire on you (which they eventually did anyway!), but at least you would die with your honour and dignity intact.
Christianity EtcRe: Man Bows For Pastor Sam Jaiyeola, Greets Him In Delta State (Photos) by Hedonisst: 9:50pm On Apr 01, 2019
For an event themed "my case urgent", hahaha...

Which person case no urgent for this naija wey things bad like this?
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Reacts To The Death Of Johnson Kolade by Hedonisst: 9:31pm On Apr 01, 2019
quincyshakur:
cheesy cheesy cheesy E dey eazy to type for nairaland..wen e reach for action nobody go see ur break light grin grin
Speak for yourself cos you don't know me. Some of us no normal.

When red eye boys plenty for hood, it's plain stupidity to allow 3 to 5 SARS fools with rusty AK 47 ride roughshod and get away with it. That kind of cowardice explains why this nonsense keeps happening. Their guns can't withstand mob action. We have to start realising this.

Wake up boys, wake up.
CelebritiesRe: Charles Okocha Strikes A Pose With Mompha Bentley And Range Rover by Hedonisst: 9:26pm On Apr 01, 2019
Olalan:
Why should wealth from unknown sources motivate any sane being? At last check there's no verifiable known source of his wealth.
BTW to everybody who hustle legitimately pls don't let peeps like this discourage you, there's going to be a pay day for you just keep doing it right.......
Ogbeni go and sit down. Why do you want to 'verify' the source of another man's wealth - a private self-employed individual for that matter? Broke ass. Have you verified the source of your poverty and that of others around you? Like every rich person owes a nonentity like you an explanation.

This kind people dey vex me. And it's people like you that would worship a public thief like Tinubu without bothering to verify the source of his wealth!

Don't go and craft your own schemes and do something meaningful. Stay there and be verifying foolishness.
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Reacts To The Death Of Johnson Kolade by Hedonisst: 9:13pm On Apr 01, 2019
Forget protests and dialogue. Boys you outnumber them. Forget their guns, your courage and ruthlessness is more than enough to #LynchSARS.

Spill their useless blood in the streets.

Make them endangered species, such that none of them bastards would be brave enough to identify himself publicly as SARS.

Lunch the bastards.

I repeat. #LynchSARS!
PoliticsRe: APC Senators-elect Move Against Party’s Choice Of Senate President by Hedonisst: 8:09am On Apr 01, 2019
mmb:
The party is supreme. And all members who won election on the party's platform need to respect its decision as long as it was done with good intention.

Allowing what happened in 2015 to re-occur again will affect the policy and programme implementation of Buhari administration.
Who is "the party"? When was a meeting of all stakeholders convened to take a position on the matter, to reflect the true meaning of the party's position?

So one frog eyed idiot called Tinubu would sit down and declare something, and then it becomes "the party's" position?

Jokers.
CelebritiesRe: Ned Nwoko Is Behind Regina Daniels’ Cars, House - e-NIGERIA by Hedonisst: 11:35pm On Mar 31, 2019
Unik3030:
stfu d other day wey kok do house warming n he invited d governor of his state, do u realize this girl's house is better than kok house after many years of hard work. do u realize the likes of ini Edo who services a Nigerian governor n Angela okorie who dated ex Gambia president n many other actresses have bankable account than their male counterparts? do u realize that many unknown girls pay directors to feature them in movies do they can just have d title actress n explore d world? ask yourself, y is it that unknown actresses with no endorsement live large while d popular actors with cool endorsement are just there? do u realize nkechi blessing said it loud n clear that they are call girls for big men n anybody who doesn't like it can go to hell n u are here defending what u know nothing about. do u realize 2 Yoruba actresses once fought over Dino melaye 10m gift? how many male actors has he given that kind of money b4? I know if d actresses are reading d way u are defending crap here they will just b laughing at your ignorance.
Why you dey waste your time dey reply that annoying monkey? Leave that idiot abeg.
CrimeRe: Lagos-Abeokuta Express Blocked Over Alleged Killing Of A Citizen By SARS by Hedonisst: 11:21pm On Mar 31, 2019
These SARS fools need to be lynched in the streets daily. Smelly bastards who don't know what their job description is. Rather than go after armed robbers and kidnappers which is their only mandate, they're chasing internet fraudsters all over the place with a sense of entitlement that is mind boggling.

Yahoo boys should put their money to good use. Organise yourselves, arrange street thugs and lynch these SARS bastards whenever they accost any of you. Don't give in to their intimidation.

It's just crazy how lawless this stupid country is. You were created to fight armed robbery but you unilaterally decided that it is more profitable to fight Internet fraud instead even without the tools and training for that. The country is a joke.
CelebritiesRe: Ned Nwoko Is Behind Regina Daniels’ Cars, House - e-NIGERIA by Hedonisst: 11:15pm On Mar 31, 2019
No surprises here. We're only surprised that the man is old enough to be her grandfather. We had thought that whoever it was would merely be her father's age mate.
CelebritiesRe: Blackface Blocks 2face On Instagram by Hedonisst: 9:49pm On Mar 31, 2019
This blackface idiot must be suffering from chronic mental illness. His former colleague Faze must have had him in mind when he sang 'kolomental'.
BusinessRe: How Did GTB Bank Enter Into This Mess With Innosson by Hedonisst: 7:11pm On Mar 31, 2019
This thread provides a lot of clarity about the matter, for all the afonja fools who keep making noise about what they know nothing about.
CrimeRe: Ten Wanted Nigerian Vikings Members Arrested In France And Germany. Photos by Hedonisst: 6:29pm On Mar 31, 2019
Una carry una mumu frat level go Europe go claim territorial 'victorious' ogaship for where darkness no dey. Some Nigerians are incredibly stupid.

Abeg nack them 20 to life. Nobody go miss them. No time for nonsense.
BusinessRe: Innoson Confirms "7 GTB Branches Have Been Sealed And More Will Be Sealed" by Hedonisst: 5:27pm On Mar 31, 2019
Kastonkastroll:
You mean illegal execution abi wetin? I thought the lying innoson said he got a writ of Fifa to takeover GTbank. Lol so why is he still struggling to takeover a single branch of GTbank in anambra ? A single branch of GTbank will be valued at 15billion or even more at GTbank discrete. Make he touch any of GTbank's properties make he see. Innoson doesn't know anything but he will be taught a lesson he will never forget.

Lol, the debt of just 2billion suddenly developed an accrued interest of 6billion overnight and innoson thinks GTbank will just give him 8billion just like that. See iboman sense
Oya tell Segun to pay the initial N2bn first na, so that later Innoson would sell some branches and maybe even the headquarters to complete the balance of N6bn. Why all this noise and mouth. Just pay pay pay.!
RomanceRe: Man Assaults His Lover For Sleeping Over At Honourable's Birthday Party. Photo by Hedonisst: 2:10pm On Mar 31, 2019
oluwaseyi000:
The sad reality is that some girls can't survive without financial backing of their guys and to worsen it this girls legs will not stay one place, they will want to eat their cake and have it back, leave if you consider your guy abusive, no they won't, stay with him alone and don't aggravate things by moving up and down, no they won't either
You don talk am finish.
PoliticsRe: NASS Leadership: Why Lawan And Gbajabiamila Should Not Be Elected by Hedonisst: 11:39am On Mar 31, 2019
MicroBox:
@TonyeBarcanista so you're happy to say you are part of people who suggest and support candidature of Bukola Saraki in 2015? Which he emerged as Senate President and eventually hold Nigeria at Ransom.
Go hide you face @TonyeBarcanista.
Nigeria is extremely backward and we need to support any incumbent to contribute his own quota and if he/she is found guilty of wrongdoing, he should be prosecuted after his immunity expires since impeachment is almost impossible in Nigeria young democracy.
How did Saraki hold Nigeria to ransom? You zombies are incorrigible. Lost forever, and can never be saved.

So by standing up to the incompetent old fool in Aso Rock and his cabal, Saraki held Nigeria to ransom? You expected him to be answering yes sir and to be a rubber stamp to despicable characters like Buhari, Tinubu, and the shadowy cabal members?

You no get talk. You're a puppet. Just nod your head in the direction where your masters pull the strings.
PoliticsRe: INEC Rules Out Fresh Governorship Election In Rivers State by Hedonisst: 10:49am On Mar 31, 2019
wizzyrich:
Ordinary Awarawara walking out of a meeting !
Even with all the much publicity I still don't know his name.
The awawa biokpokpo or whatever is the bedbug's name is just a clown. Whenever the dust settles and Amaechi discards him like the nonentity that he is, he better disappear completely from Rivers State, for his own personal safety and wellbeing.

I hope he is smart enough to have collected enough money so far from Amaechi. He would need it to resettle himself and his family elsewhere.
BusinessRe: Innoson Confirms "7 GTB Branches Have Been Sealed And More Will Be Sealed" by Hedonisst: 10:42am On Mar 31, 2019
Kastonkastroll:
Why should GTbank pay when they
can access every loophole that will enable them not to pay. Then what will be the use of good lawyers then? If innoson is broke, he should be opened about it,
and stop trying to use some ridiculous court judgment to ripe GTbank off. Thief!!!
Exploit loopholes in a straightforward Supreme Court judgment? Are you alright? Would they take the matter to Sango or Obatala shrine for interpretation?

What's left now is execution, and Innoson is diligently doing that by sealing up the bank's branches! If the yeye bank is not fast about paying the 'mere' N8.8b plus accruing interest, he would assume ownership of the properties, and then do whatever he likes with them to recoup his money! If there were "loopholes" to exploit, would gtb allow Innoson to seal its branches, you afonja ahuohia?
BusinessRe: Innoson Confirms "7 GTB Branches Have Been Sealed And More Will Be Sealed" by Hedonisst: 10:25am On Mar 31, 2019
Kastonkastroll:
Which branches of GTbank is he shutting down? Even the monthly return of GTbank will buy innoson and y'all flattinos and change will still remain. What's innoson as a fake cars manufacturing company worth? Lol and he wants to takeover GTbank.. I laugh in Swahili
Seems you have lots of mucus in your brain. Why not pay the money and let us all hear word?
PoliticsRe: Innoson Seals GTB At Bridgehead Onitsha by Hedonisst: 10:19am On Mar 31, 2019
Marotzke:
How GT entered into this mess?
Simple, the same way most people lose money ; carelessness.
They were judging the man by appearance, they never suspected extreme deviousness.
They assessed the man by his simple peasant dressing, badly spoken English with heavy Igbo accent.
A school certificate holder with more money than sense.
Someone they could take advantage of. They started by overcharging his accounts.
The man kept egging them on by showing apparent stupidity and innate weakness .
They never knew this " uneducated, igbotic, peasant" was harbouring dangerous thoughts.
Now he has them by the cojones and they don't even have the decency to acknowledge that they have been outsmarted by a spare parts dealer..
GT would not have tried this with Jimoh Ibrahim, Juhel Pharmacy, or Abdulsamad Rabiu.
They would suspect these people to have sense.
But Spare parts dealer? No.
Now they are paying for it.
Gtbank's arrogance all along was its undoing. See how they even arranged EFCC to invade the man's house in a bid to arrest him. Issuing disdainful and mocking statements to disparage Innoson. I don't feel any pity for the stupid Segun Agbaje and the bank's management. God punish them.
PoliticsRe: Innoson Seals GTB At Bridgehead Onitsha by Hedonisst: 10:12am On Mar 31, 2019
bojbest:
Averagely $3M....8billion
GTB networth ₦ 3.16 Trillion (2016)

GTB should accept their loss and learn from this. Besides I suggest the MD should resign after payments.
$3m = 8billion? At which exchange rate? Abi shey na F9 you get for maths?
PoliticsRe: NASS Leadership: Why Lawan And Gbajabiamila Should Not Be Elected by Hedonisst: 9:42am On Mar 31, 2019
Dannyset:
You guys like beating unnecessary chest. Your corrupt CJN was removed months ago and up till now you couldn't do jack about it.

I just marvel at the way you people talk at times. If DSS condoned NASS there's nothing anybody can do than to shout and go to bed afterwards.

Gosh!
You be mumu, and there's nothing I can do to help you. You think you're in a Banana Republic where anything goes. Imagine the stupid example you're giving about CJN?

If dem born you and your master Tinubu or Buhari well, use DSS to block National Assembly that day and use minority to elect principal officers let's see how that pans out. Na body go tell you.
PoliticsRe: NASS Leadership: Why Lawan And Gbajabiamila Should Not Be Elected by Hedonisst: 8:38am On Mar 31, 2019
When I hear fools say that Buhari can determine who becomes presiding/principal officers in NASS, I just laugh. Stupid people also use Obasanjo as reference as to how he easily installed and uninstalled Senate Presidents during his first tenure.

You have to understand that 'eye never open' in that period. Nigeria's democracy was still 'nascent', and things were only beginning to take shape. You can't try that now. You can't impose a Senate President or Speaker in the name of enforcing "party discipline. It simply wouldn't work. At the appointed date, the legislators would elect whoever plays the game best as Senate President/DSP, Speaker, and Deputy Speaker. There's absolutely nothing the useless Buhari or greedy Tinubu can do about it.

If they try to use gestapo tactics by cordoning off the National Assembly with their useless DSS and police, and allowing only select lawmakers access to go in and elect the anointed candidates, that would be disastrous and would not stand. The pretenders so elected would be summarily impeached, and the NASS would be thrown into crisis.
CelebritiesRe: Richard Escape Exposes Celebrity Debtors At Cool FM by Hedonisst: 7:25am On Mar 30, 2019
quincyshakur:
I knw say Davido name no fit dey there but Wizkid name go dey der i swear cheesy cheesy cheesy
Na Wizkid dey owe the guy 6.6m. Shameless debtor.
PoliticsRe: "EFCC Turns A Blind Eye At Tinubu But Arrest Yahoo Boys" - Reno Omokri by Hedonisst:
dominique:
What did Reno smoke before he posted this? So the fraudsters that have caused a stain on our reputation, that have deprived a lot of honest citizens business opportunities on foreign platforms are who he yermed as irrelevant? You will soon know their relevance by the time your account is cleaned out.
You're talking nonsense. And you should be ashamed of your old self, mod or no mod.

Depriving what from what? Instead of you to hold your leaders accountable - those who steal from your national patrimony, you're turning a blind eye and insist on chasing mere rats while your house is on fire.

Go and ask about Russia, China, and even the US itself. Those are the headquarters of Internet fraud. Yet does that stop them from developing? You're taking about stupid reputation and ignoring the thievery of people like Tinubu and his many bullion vans from your Nigerian Central Bank. I'm sorry for you. You're suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. And at this your old age, there's no cure.
CrimeRe: Man Set His Wife On Fire In Benin Over Upkeep by Hedonisst: 6:05pm On Mar 29, 2019
BigBashiru:
It's actually toxic masculinity. Why aren't women setting their husband's ablaze at the rate that men commit horrible crimes. Men should gan siddan abeg; they are a disgrace with their wanton acts of violence like brute savages.
The FEMALE lawyer that stabbed HER husband to death and cut off his dick, she must be suffering from "toxic masculinity' as well.

https://www.nairaland.com/4493450/lawyer-bought-new-knives-kill

According to you feminists, concepts like femininity and masculinity are gender neutral these days. Even gender itself is now gender neutral according to you people. That's why one's sex can be male, but s/he identifies as a female, which makes her 'gender' female.

Ogbeni caution yourself with your toxic feminism.
FamilyRe: Can You Punish A Cheating Wife Like This?? by Hedonisst: 5:49pm On Mar 29, 2019
Fake story, but any punishment for a wife's cheating should be commended as long as she isn't killed.
PoliticsRe: I’m Going To Develop Lagos With New Strategies, Sanwo-olu by Hedonisst: 5:13pm On Mar 29, 2019
I just like this Sanwo-olu guy. He doesn't have any bitterness or arrogance in him. See how conciliatory and graceful the statement is.

I've been desperately looking for reasons to throw darts at him since he was handpicked like the puppet he undeniably is, by the frog eyed Jagabandit in Bourdillon, but his charm reins in my punches.

He is a likable, jolly good fellow at the very least. And I hope he would prove competent eventually.
CrimeRe: Man Set His Wife On Fire In Benin Over Upkeep by Hedonisst: 4:52pm On Mar 29, 2019
Marriage and its mammoth pressures, responsibilities, obligations, demands, constraints and sacrifices isn't for everyone. Those who are psychologically weak would buckle and snap when the ugly pressures arise, which is a matter of sooner or later. The result would be this kind of news.
AgricultureRe: Man Harvests A Very Big Cassava. Photos by Hedonisst: 4:48pm On Mar 29, 2019
Lol. Double entendre of the year.
BusinessRe: Top 10 Philanthropists In Nigeria By Top10 Magazine by Hedonisst:
Nonsense. It's not by having stupid 'foundations' where any purported donations are routed back to the owner, and whatever is left is frittered away on Admin costs and overheads, before only crumbs get to the real downtrodden. Go to top hotels and see idiots lounging and squandering money, claiming to work for this or that NGO. I'm always annoyed to see that. NGO and you're eating money on comfort luxury and lifestyle? What gets to the needy then?

The number one philanthropist in Nigeria is Arthur Eze. His brand of DIRECT philanthropy is unrivalled in Nigeria. Perhaps only the late MKO Abiola is comparable.
CelebritiesRe: Richard Nnadi Calls Out Bbnaija Stars, Musicians As Escape Club Is Shut Down by Hedonisst: 3:59pm On Mar 29, 2019
But the truth is that nightlife in Nigeria generally, but especially in Lagos, is sustained mainly by yahoo boys, drug boys and in essence, street money boys. Forget these broke ass pretenders - Big Brother idiots, so-called celebs, etc.

From top to bottom, it is street money boys that keep the nightlife alive, they're the only ones who talk and do, splash out and actually pay consistently, as long as they're still cashing out. Anyone who's a nightcrawler knows this truth.

All your celebs, na free champagne and credit dem dey thrive on.

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