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Rubbish. You're worrying about "inappropriate" things you might say to her, when one one-armed dwarf who happens to have some money is pouring his dirty acamu on her face.

There are no "ladies" in Nigeria. What you have are classless females who ALL crave money and material things, and therefore have no intrinsic substance. It's all about where you work, what you do, how much money you ostensibly have, what car you drive, what social status you seemingly have, etc (based on the superficial evidence).

Don't waste time worrying about what to say or what not to say to them. You shouldn't cast your pearls before swines.

"Cause I always got to worry 'bout the payback
Some buck that I roughed up way back
Coming back after all these years
"Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat!" That's the way it is"

- 2Pac.

Make he talk who he chop him money for jungle before. Payback is certain. Keep your hands clean. Even among thieves, there ought to be honour.

iyawomide:
Thanks @ sisisioge .....any one know about in Edo specifically Etsako. Maybe do registry and a small reception afterwards, but at least have d bride price paid if at all there is no ceremony. Would that be so unusual?

You're a wonderful woman. Women like you are very rare in Nigeria.

It is certainly permissible in all cultures in Nigeria to just pay the bride price deliver the items in the list and then the traditional marriage is settled. If you choose to do court wedding then it is well and truly official. All those wasteful ceremonies (traditional or 'white') are unnecessary, just that many Nigerian women and their socially pompous families want to use such ceremonies to show themselves.

You would save a lot of useless costs by avoiding such if you're operating with a tight budget. After all, nobody would come to your rescue if you spend your life savings on a one day ceremony and then you and your husband can't feed afterwards.

bendike:
Nope, Capt Hosa Okunbo. The greatest man from Edo state

Greatest in what sense? If you mean money, then he's clearly in the top five, but I don't know if he's the richest. My pick would be the shadowy KB-O.

RaptorX:
After selling their pu.ssy all over Europe the edo girls always seems to manage to hook one oyinbo maga.

A cursory look at the surroundings and at the bride would tell you that this can't be one of such 'Edo exporter' scenarios. This is clearly a super rich girl from a super rich family.

Is that Captain Hosa Osunbor's daughter? If yes, then I'm sure he footed the bill of airlifting and housing the entire oyinbo contingent, all expense paid. The man money long reach sky.

AbuEzeFemi:
you don't fight an ideology with force rather you use a counter ideology as your game changer

Preach.

Well. Somewhere between Abuja, Enugu and Calabar.

Dem dey force person to join uber? I don't know why you're complaining. Opt out and look for something else to do with your life if uber isn't favourable na. Na wa.

mykelly:
It is the law that you are asking for abi? Young man it will be your turn soon ask them when you see them. When they say someone is daft I think you are the paragon of deftness. Nigerian are incurably backwards? See who is talking

Uneducated monkey. You shouted at the top of your voice that it is illegal to receive calls at a military checkpoint, yet you have no idea what law makes it so. That's the hallmark of a buffoon.

Legolast:
@OP this photo is not really now, don't just come here n form lies for us.

Let assume it is real, as far as am concerned i blame the lecturer.
1. Everybody knows that at checkpoint you don't press phone talkless of making calls.
Soldiers don't see phone at checkpoint they will think you want to detonate bomb. The reason for that is that phone can be use as a bomb detonator,

Even if he does not know, why arguing?

Again I ask, what law outlaws taking phone calls at a check point , in a region that is not under martial law or under state of emergency for that matter?

Besides, assuming that one's intent is to detonate an imaginary bomb, what stops me from leaving the phone in my pocket, and stealthily placing my finger on the right button, to stealthily detonate the bomb? So if someone is a terrorist, you think he will dramatically answer a phone call in front of a soldier to detonate a bomb? Again besides, so if someone wants to detonate a bomb (which means he will likely die too, which makes him a CARE FREE suicide bomber) , what makes you think he will answer a stupid soldier's orders to come down and surrender the phone and do frog jump or whatever? Why are you Nigerians so incurably backwards AND DAFT?

D1official:
My point is dat u guys Dnt actually knw that wars nd battles fuels D Xtian faith more Dan peace. If u actually knw how D faith spreaded at d first place u wouldn't b wasting ur time with Xtians Co's dey are far above ur level of operation.
I hv actually gone through so many videos nd arguments of many atheist including Richard Dawkins nd odas, nd d more I do Dat d more my faith gets stronger nd my pity for u guys ignorance gets deeper.
All I can do is tell u dat Jesus will one day make u whole, Co's there's actually no need for argument since u guys tends to knw it all, y bother? .
Mind u there's nothing happening now Dat true believers re confused with Co's all hv bn foretold before time,it only makes us believe more IN D ancient of days.
kabateketeketikomolutudeyketimolotudeketetetemakolubotuyeketebo(In D voice of my fada Lolz) .Peace nd learn to live nd fight for something worth dieing for ND not cowardice called Atheism.

Ol boy go and sleep. You're as incoherent as a drunk toddler.

wasuka14:
What most of ipob youths love doin most is to spread hatred everyday and blame God and every1 for a single problem they had. Every Nigeria who are has been travelling constantly for the pass 7yrs or so know that, its an illegal to receive cal at Army checkpoint. If a well educated lecturer was claiming ignorance of this, to me that also bring out question of how well informed he is. With the level of crime going on ccross the nation such as kidnapping, vandalizing etc i think we need presence of security all places. And ther is an adage; 'if you are in a hole stop digging' The lecturer should have humble himself and plead for mercy instantly. But ipob will always be ipob. But, our sodjers should also must not have different punishment for different offences. This is not a capital offence or terrorism.

Another buffoon spotted. Do you know the meaning of "illegal"? What law exactly makes it " illegal" to receive a phone call at a military checkpoint in Nigeria, in a locality that is not even under a state of emergency? Is Nigeria operating under martial law or constitutional law?

The provocative fact that you claimed to be educated in some way (in comparison to the so-called lecturer) makes everything even more painful to enlightened souls.

If you cannot point me to a specific extant Nigerian law that makes receiving phone calls at a military checkpoint illegal, than you will forever be an accused animal with a fate worse than a pig's fate.. May God punish you and your family IF YOU CANNOT TELL ME THE LAW THAT MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO ANSWER PHONE CALLS AT A MILITARY CHECKPOINT.

arithcom:
I will like to 1st condemn the beating or disgracing of an innocent responsible citizen yet I would like us to look at the case in another angle. If you listen to the soldier's side story, you may not totally blame them. Think of their Counterterrorist training, risks they take being on highway, harsh weather condition and all. What the lecturer should have done was to submit the phone and beg seriously then sincerely apologize if the phone is released. I witnessed one scene on abuja keffi road; a woman was receiving a call too, when the solider asked her to come down and submit the phone, she knelt down and started begging that she didn't know the rule. everyone there with the soldiers just laughed and they just asked the woman to joined us in the bus with her phone. Being humble at times can save one from danger even from an arm robber let alone a sane soldier.

You're very stupid, and I declare that your generations unborn would be cursed with stupidity. So appeasing the egos of some senseless bastards in uniform is now the norm, according to your warped logic?

I regret being born Nigerian. It is humiliating to me that I have to share the same nationality with inglorious bastards like you.

D1official:
Just like d devil u guys re full of letters, nd just like Jesus we re full of d spirit.
What I Dnt get is y u claim to believe dat God doesn't exist bt spend ur entire life fighting D one who doesn't exist.
Atheism is simply Satanism sir, d ones at d top knw already nd d gullible ones re deceived.
Just note Dat if u die like this, u re in trouble.
Moreover d kingdom of God is on d rise everyday, d gate of hell notwithstanding.
I bet u one day u will glorify dis same Jehovah.HAHAHAHA.

Do you have a point (in relation to my earlier post that you quoted)? If yes, then what is your point?

Seems prayers are merely a formality. Seems it doesn't move God's mind. After all, the same God declared (in Romans 9:18) that "I'll have mercy on whom I want to have mercy, and I'll harden whom I want to harden" .

Doesn't seem like "the more you pray, the more I have mercy on you". It's prayer-neutral. Prayer is probably a colossal waste of time, since His mind is made up to do what He wishes regardless.

Slave-minded idiots with no self-worth.

This is beautiful. Read every bit of it.

TPAND:
Wrong move Ambode. VIO has a federal mandate which overrides the motor vehicle policies of any state.
They won't adhere to your directives, they operate under a constitution bigger than yours

E be be like say you be VIO. Awon oloriburuku jati jati. Na hunger go kill all of una with una useless so-called "mandate". A mandate that duplicates functions statutorily assigned to the likes of the FRSC, is that one a mandate?

Nonsense idiots. Make them go find better work. They serve no meaningful purpose, only to constitute public nuisance.

Fantastic development. Hope they would be taken off Abuja roads too.

Very stupid agency set up to be a huge irritation. Duplicating functions already being performed by the FRSC.

Lol. From Michael Jackson to Iyanya.

Reminds me of girls/women/ashies forming too much levels.

When they're young and prime, they want to follow only big men with big cars. Later on, as their stock value gradually depreciates, the same girls go settle for patch patch guys and anyhow guy wey manage get small change to spare. You then wonder what happened to her 'high taste'. It's incredible how these things happen. It's called life.

Bad market.

And they can sabi get big yansh, Kai. I have encountered a couple but once I discovered that they were either Cele or the other one, Cherubim... Or even any of the white garment churches, my attraction dies instantly. I'll never be able to get an erection.

I generally avoid asking any girl I meet what church she goes to. Especially if she get big yansh. I don't want to be discouraged abeg. If I see pictures of her wearing white garment, ehen, at that point I fit run. Ignorance is blissful.. What you don't know wouldn't kill you..

tosyne2much:
That was the same way some students of EKSU lost their lives about two years ago due to drunk driving after a nice time at club

There's a big difference between drink driving and drunk driving, but many of these guys don't understand that. Experienced drinkers NEVER get drunk to the point of losing their minds, and if by chance they approach drunkenness, they know better than to dare to drive. If you're drunk driving, you're not in control. Your life dey for outside, and na only miracle fit bring am back inside your body.

For the Abuja 4, the guy in the driver's seat was probably not an experienced/good drinker, otherwise he would know better. It's dangerous to be an occasional (weekend-only) drinker and yet drink heavily beyond your 'gauge', and yet drive in that condition.

Some of us and many of my rugged friends drink almost everyday and have done so for years. Consequently, we have mastered the art of recognising our maximum tolerance levels/ thresholds and driving normally regardless of how much we drink. Hardened alcohol experts never get carried away by the mumu excitement of the occasional bottles of JD or Henny in a club and then drive themselves into a ditch. Never. All these inexperienced small boys are guilty of that, and that's what explains this kind of unfortunate outcome.

Tip for all jolly men who happen to drive:

1. Do not ever try to drive after consuming large amounts of alcohol if you're an occasional drinker. It's better to drink a couple of beers or a few tots of spirit almost daily, to get your body gradually accustomed to the effect and to gradually increase your tolerance level. Then with time, your mind would be trained to have the same level of alertness when driving, whether you drink or not.

2. If you're the mostly beer guy and only drink spirits when you're in a club once in a while, it will be suicidal to guzzle up large amounts of spirits on a random club night and then attempt to drive home afterwards. Chances of you exceeding your tolerance level are very very high. Getting used to spirits is an art and a science on its own. Never drive if you're not a regular spirit drinker and you happened to take a lot of it on a particular night out. Otherwise, the cold arms of death would be waiting to embrace you on the lonely road.

3. Unless you're a very experienced and ogbologbo drinker, never ever mix beer and spirits in your system, like after taking some bottles of beer in one garden, you then head to a club or lounge and run into some 'turn up' friends who 'scatter table' with bottles of JD and then you decide to join in the awoof. The effect on your body is often brutal. If you must do this, then I hope you're not driving afterwards.

I don talk my own. Based on more than a decade of active drinking experience.

ItsTheBachelor:
There were two girls actually. One of the victims was thrown out of the car and he hit his head on the bridge. His brains splashed all over the place.
The engine of the car also pulled out. Road safety officers had to use axe to cut the vehicle before they could remove the mangled body of the driver.
The sight was gory.

.. How could they have all squeezed themselves into the car like sardines. Two girls and four guys... Guess both girls also died?

And what would they use the N10m for? To "turn up" in some seedy clubs and shadowy joints and brothels, spend on ghetto girls and prostitutes, and generally show off in useless parties and whatnot. Is that a good enough reason to waste people's lives like this and wreak so much havoc?

People of the world really amaze me sometimes. No compunction whatsoever.

eyeview:
I support the pastor. Afterall when Apostle suleiman was wrongly accused by that other lady, people allover social media concluded that he must be guilty of the affair since he kept quiet. They concluded that if he wasn't guilty he would have charged her to court. They refused to believe that he chose to forgive.
Now another man of God faced with the same allegation goes to court to enforce his right and you want to preach forgiveness.
Please,which one can a man do to please all you children of this world. Even Jesus said it.

Will you shataaap there. Why misrepresent facts just to achieve your despicable aims of justifying injustice and rationalising absolute nonsense?

Who told you that people concluded that the so-called "Apostle' Suleman was guilty because he 'kept quiet? And who says he kept quiet?

People concluded (and rightly so) that the idiot is a wasteful, fake pastor based strictly on TENDERED EVIDENCE of his misdemeanours! We saw receipts! Don't talk rubbish.

Besides, no one deserves to be imprisoned for so long because of a trifling offence such as slander. Slander can't possibly be worse than violent crime, and yet in this same useless country, many people who commit violent crimes (physical assault, attempted murder, etc) are unjustly freed from detention hours or few days after being arrested.

You can't impose such stiff bail conditions on a poor woman just because you want to please one pompous fake pastor who deemed himself more important than he actually is. Let's not get things twisted.

Her family threatened to arrest you and you too caved in? Which law makes it compulsory to marry any woman you impregnate?

You're only obliged to accept responsibility for the baby if there is a valid paternity test result. Otherwise there is NO LEGAL BASIS for coercing you to accommodate her in your house or marry her for that matter.

Besides, better confirm that you're actually responsible for that pregnancy. It could belong to "Pastor Mike", or to any one of the Fantastic Four who took her on a clubbing (and possibly penetration) spree.

I'm somewhat quiet, generally reserved, but highly outgoing, and an expert conversationalist, a career fun lover...compulsive pleasure seeker..... But NOT loud.

Bottom line is that you can't just lump everybody into two extreme categories. Things are never always in black and white alone... There are different shades of colour in the mix.

FLYFIRE:
Miscreants, beggers have taken over Abuja since bubu took over. It's like the whole area boys & beggers from the whole north have relocated to Abuja. They now hawk sweet & whatever everywhere & are now agberos that NEVER existed before the dullard came. The most unfortunate thing now is that nothing is being done to curb the urgly situation by the FCT mgt. It WILL take years to undo what the dullard has done to Nigeria

This is very correct. Even abokki Okada riders are now emboldened to operate in parts of the inner city (Jabi, etc) unlike before. The current FCT minister is a worse dullard than his employer. It's almost like there's no FCT minister in charge. All the street lights across the main city are dead, Wuse 2, Utako everywhere. Abuja which used to be a solace for some of us has now degenerated to a Banana Republic where anything goes.... Unbridled crime, lawlessness, insecurity and madness. And yet bastards claim that this government is working?

We're in a mess. Things have never been this bad.

Policy flip-flops, kalo-kalo system of governance... the hallmark of the Nigerian government under Buhari.

hapholaby:
This is real life event bruh,
The guy was picked up by the police that night

Can you imagine. This kind of guy needs to be severely bleeped up. It's just too bad that some people are cursed with primitive cave man instincts and shouldn't be living in society with normal human beings.