₦airaland Forum

Demdem:

The commander in chief who happens to be a General himself has given an instruction, u are talking of counter opinions from rank and file...... are u ok at all? Do u think it's the incompetent fool Jonah-daft still in power?

the dude is not okay at all.

There are too many ignorant folks on nairaland. Just too many.

Icon4s:
But has d command centre moved? No. On monday mark my words there will counter opinions from the ranks and files on that issue. Besides it is undemocratic.

They dare not. Counter opinions from serving officers against the GCFR in the person of PMB?? That would count as serious gross misconduct and they will be court marshalled and dismissed from the army.

It appears there are many ignorant people here who have no understanding of how the armed forces works. In the good ol' glory days, you cannot even hear a serving military man speak about politics or disagree in public with certain military/tactical decisions.

Jona's era of impunity is over. He literally destroyed Nigeria's armed forces. There's a new Sheriff in town and the Khaki boys know it.

Lemon12:
Pls som1 should tell President Buhari that it's almost 21hours since he took over yet we don't have light in my area,shebi he promised us light??even the queue is still here in this filling station and d roads are still bad,what has he been doing in there since he was sworn in.. !

Very lame and boringgggggggggg

You've been repeating this sh1t for hours.

Boy, grow up.

Kimoni:


Na real ready for marriage

But how do people birth all these big babies without tears Biko?

Even my 1.9kg baby gave me tears ehnn

You had tears with 1.9kg

Hmmm. Maybe you didn't do enough of the "nasty" before your EDD I heard it prevents tears. Is it true?

See me thinking you must have had your baby after just one push.

Kimoni:
My first baby weighed 1.9kg, you need to see how fat she was at 3 months.

My colleagues in the office were shocked I had delivered, they thought I was 5 months

1.9kg

Labour must have been easyprezzy for you Confess!

See me thinking 3kg-3.5kg is the norm

Kimoni:
Pls tell her I am hailing her oo

I duff my heart for her strength and grace

Me sef had to greet her "more power to her vjay"

She laughed eh

smokeydrinky:
Wow. My friend gave birth to 5.1 and i was lyk jesus !!!! 5.5? Ewo o.... Plz i.just want btw 2.5 and 3kg. My dd weighed 2.5, very small sontin but.sheehan been 'bigging' since den.

I dey pray make my own no pass 3.5kg as that was what I weighed at birth too

My neice weighed 2.4kg. My aunt couldn't stop complaining on how "small" she was and blamed/scolded the mom for stressing herself throughout the pregnancy.

Now my niece is a budding orobo. She's currently banned from taking fruit juice, ice cream and the likes

Kimoni:
whaaaaaattttt.

adonbelieveit

5.5kg vaginal delivery? I pity that mama's bum bum, the tears no go be here ooo

Hope she and the baby are good though

Me sef shock

If you see the baby's head with very chubby cheeks you will biliveit

I don't want to imagine the tears too.

She's not a FTM and she's doing great with her baby.

Kimoni:
Waoh!!! 4.5kg

Congrats strong mama

God bless our angel

Pls dont forget to tell us our big your tummy was in ur BS

I initially interpreted your "BS later" as "BullShit later" before my brain come reset

Lol @ BS

4.5kg is small.

Someone I know gave birth to a 5.5kg baby two weeks ago via vaginal delivery.

waistbead:
Smokey abi na Snifey.....if it was wen u were TTC she posted this her insensitive comment how would u have felt


Amebo dem....u folks all come out to spew trash..

SMG...

Beautiful lady, let things slide please

She has apologised. Lets all move on.

Just let things slide and don't reply anyone again. Please.

starbuck:
For TTC mom's, if in anyway I have hurt you with my comment, I Am deeply sorry, just know I mean no harm.

Apology accepted.

This is what you should have done and not flare things up by posting more insensitive posts.

Maybe you are better off remaining with your whatsapp group as things have been very, very peaceful on this thread before you came here today to "share your eggs".

Since you've "hung your boots", leave the thread for those of us that are still playing "football" in the premier league.

lovinam:
Ok. I've been trying so hard to keep quiet but I feel I have to say this. Starbuck I asked you to move to newborn thread cos u have a way with wordss. I remember you very well and the division you brought to this place during our time. This is a sensitive thread and emotions are high. So if you can't make fun and useful comment pls shift. Please mamas move on, the statement is not worth the fight. That's her signature causing comotion knowingly or unknowingly. Sorry starbuck truth hurts

so she is even a well known troublemaker. lol

no need apologising for calling her out and telling her truth. its people like her that talk down on their unmarried/unemployed/unsuccessful friends and make condescending comments just because they were able to 'step on the ladder' before them.

congrats rashme. God bless you and your daughter. Amen

Onegai:
Bbglory and helovesme, I had the same. I was put on bedrest (by family who are doctors), but my own OB prescribed Lexotan (please don't take it). It's pre-term contractions and some doctors think it's normal for ftm. I didn't need painkillers, I just propped my back and legs up with pillows for 3 days. All was well.

your OB prescribed lexotan These our doctors sef

I personally research well before taking any drug. that was why i was'nt too pleased about the painkiller i was given (i didnt have the privacy to google and read up on the drug as midwife was with me waiting for me to gulp the drugs).

that was one of the reasons i refused to stay overnight for monitoring before they stuff me with more drugs. they can also decide to introduce painkillers via IV, etc. Sometimes, doctors can 'overdo' even though they mean well

bed rest did wonders for me but as i was still feeling slight pains and i didnt want to call the hospital again (to avoid compulsory hospital admission), i took paracetamol and that helped

kaycee676:
Hello my beautiful mama's in de house. Happy democracy day To u all. Pls am back again. It gat to do wit my ovulation. For a some time now av not been ovulating. My period came out on 9th of dis month n on de 15th day of CD been 23rd of dis month I ovulate. I saw plenty EWCM coming out from my vijayjay n we bd tru out dat week. Now my question is dat av been feeling some heaviness on my bossom n I urinate frequently now. Can it be dat LO is in dia ;-). DH is now treating me like a queen. He does almost all tins in de house. N am now relaxing. Ohhhhhh I cnt wait get BFP soon.

You will testify of God's goodness in your life. Amen. Your testimony is already sealed in heaven

stay off babydancing till bfp is confirmed. if possible stay off for the entire first timester. stay off 'okadas' too. stay off anything peppery and spicy.

remain positive, prayerful and start singing songs of thanksgiving to God. eat healthy, fresh fruits and vegetables and stick to your folic acid.

tatacherie:
Goodmorning belleful mummies. Hwz d ministry going hope smooth.congrats to d new mums.
I'm new here.actually grad from d ttc thread.dis is my 1st post too.actually I wanted to wait till I'm 12 weeks bfor joining as I've not had any issue since I got my BFP.currently 7 weeks and counting.hope am welcome.
Sabi mamas pls put me tru.I've been feeling nauseated lately as if my whole house stinks but Oga said its not.d sight of food is disgusting and to worsen it im feeling feverish.bitter mouth,weakness,cold etc.I learnt I can't take malaria drugs at dis early stage even if it tests +ve.pls wat do I do I'm not who I used to be again.sobss

all you are experiencing are the signs of morning sickness.

dont worry, it will pass after 12weeks, its smooth sailing

have you seen the doctor about your malaria? have you done a malaria test? please do so asap! for all you know, it might not even be malaria but part of the morning sickness drama. even if it is, im sure your doctor will be able to precribe something mild that will take care of the malaria yet with no harm to your baby.

i also had the bitter mouth, feverish condition, etc during the first few weeks. in fact, i went to purchase a thermometer because i was scared that i had caught some sort of bug. turned out to be a waste of money as my temperature was normal

freakingout

pls bear with me beautiful lady. i will get back to you

tatacherie:
@ I'm new here see my welcome pls

welcome beautiful lady.

happy bumping

starbuck:
Though I have modified my post, what I actually meant was as I don't want to give birth again, that almighty God should bless them also with theirs even if it means taking my own blessing of child birth. Shikena

you should know when to apologise or STFU and just walk away. this post is just as bad as your initial post.

you are not the only one that's super fertile so whats all the noise about

you are asking God to take away your own blessing of childbirth what type of prayer is that madam, watch your words and the things you wish for yourself.

a simple 'baby dust to all' would have just sufficed rather than all the utterances you are spewing here.

Bbglory:
Good morning everyone in the house, how is the pushing ministry going? I have been having menstral like pain that goes off and on. I'm 28 weeks +, hope I'm safe?

i had similiar issue. i thought it was my uterus streching but i wasnt comfortable at all with the pain after two consecutive days so i called the hospital's 24hrs careline and i was asked to come in for checks.

i went in and i was checked thoroughly - from BP, to temperature, to urine, to swab tests (for UTI infection) and another newly invented (as i was told by the doctor) swab test that can be used to check for signs of preterm labour to blood tests. in fact, all sort of tests that i dont even know about. the results all came back fine with no issues/concerns detected.

my baby was checked too. i also had an internal examination done and doctor said all was fine.

apparently, the doctors see such pain as a sign of 'pre-term labour' and doctors here take any complain of pain very seriously.

i was later given paracetamol with some other painkiller i dont know to use to relieve the pain. the doctor wanted me to stay overnight to monitor me but i declined. anyway, i was told i could go home and i shouldnt hesitate to call/come back if the pain persisted.

i went home, stayed on 'self-imposed' bedrest for 2days, used two tabs of pcm a day for the entire 2days and the pain has stopped and i'm fine.

so just go and see your doctor to have yourself checked. at least that will give you peace of mind.

starbuck:
I so miss this thread but once in a while, am so gonna be sniffing around.
Congrats to the new moms in the house, May God guide and bless your Los,
To the preggers, I wish you all safe deliveries, we shall all the laughter of the mom and their new born.
To TTC mom's, hold on cause God's time is the best besides my prayers are God go use the millions of eggs in me to bless you all as I Don hang booth finish.

To lovinam, mummyDDD, tchwinnie and Tbaby, my very own old buddies, thanks for the work on this thread.

Happy democracy day to us all

i agree with waistbead

thats a rather insenitive comment.

what about those with male fertility issues? are you gonna ask God to use your husband's millions of sperms to bless them.


we should watch the comments we make. just because we are lucky to conceive quickly does not mean we should mock/rub in the faces of those that are TTC . there is a thin line between a genuine prayer and a prayer thats actually mocking/condescending

congrats to all the new mothers.

so many amazing birth stories on this thread.

#teamseptembertohsexy

RashMe:
Thanks sis, would have opted for 'nasty' but hubby no dey. Doing d brisk walk nw, but walking step nawa, maybe its because of d weight of LO(4.5kg).

Saw 'show' dis morning @41wks

congrats beautiful lady.

i hope you've informed the hospital that you are on your way.

may you give birth like a hebrew woman. Amen

udoomama:
Mompurity2 and sugah, I can see you ooooo, stop d spying and come and ansa ne jare , e be like dis my triggering no work ooo, Afta all d moni when I spend, is today too early to take BPT? Have got a BFN , I took the shot on the 16th. Anyways am not relenting sha, tomorow is another day.

wait for a few more days.

some HPT are more sensitive than others.

the 'slim strip' ones are the least sensitive and could take sometime to detect hcg compared to the more pricy/fancy ones. i used a 'super drug brand' that gave me bfp about 6days before my cycle was to end , meanwhile the other tiny strip ones kept giving me bfn.

talltosyne:
Kindly help me out momma's in the ouz, vin a lot of egg white cervical mucus since yst and my 1st scan is 2mao day cd 9. My concern is dis, we only bd once in 24hrs and we try to make it night routine. If we tend to try within 24hrs, dh doesn't release and I dnt knw what to do abt it. Pls hw can we increase d no of time we can bd with good sperm production. Thankks

have you tried lots and lots of fore_play especially hand_job/stroking before the real thing? what about trying different positions such as you being on top or doggy style? i dont want to be too graphic but there are ways you can twerk on your dh that will make him release.

secondly, have you tried bd first thing in the morning.

you can also get your dh to take zinc tablets. they aid in sperm production.

it sounds like youve been ovulating/ovulation is around the corner and this is the time to baby dance like no mans business.

worry357:
What have you got to hide then that needs secret discussion?
This is an open and public discussion board, not your private message system.
I will reply to whoever I want.
Including ignorant females!

you always come across as rude, arrogant and agressive in your responses.

you should cool/calm down.

freakingout:
Hello dear. I haven't gone yet. dh is quite busy at the moment, so no spare time yet to spend as much time as necessary in Kano to get answers. Besides, af might show her ugly face any day now . It's just unfortunate that from our google search we couldn't get a number or an email address.

How are you, Lo and dh doing? Thanks for the info

my dear, stop being negative and anticipating AF to show

unfortunately i do not have the contact details of the hospital. do you have any pal in kano that can rush down to ibrahim taiwo on your behalf and get you their contact details?

dh and lo are fine. thanks for asking.

Jennygurl:
Mama's in d house, pls if AF starts around 10pm in d night is dat considered as cd1 or d next day cd1... Also is a 26days cycle okay or considered a LPD ... When ever I use progesterone I have a 28days cycle but without d progesterone it is a 26days cycle....

the day AF starts is counted as CD1

Allureia:
I came to this thread with a single purpose which is to help people take in Naturally. Naturally in my context means "No taking Drugs". A lot of people believe in "God's Time". Dear reader, "God's Time" is your time. Dont always expect a miracle, put your heart and mind into it and you will get results. I put so much of my heart into the info I poured on this thread because I know how it feels TTC only to see AF every month only for some people to say "a lot of people should be careful about help they receive here" and the posts were getting plenty "likes". The thing vex me I commot. That's the naija mentality I dont blame them. Imagine how I felt when I read all that crap Today my mind was pushing me to get back here only to find out i have some awesome quiet readers who appreciate my work. A lot of people prefer to pay thousands of naira for what i'm giving by pouring out my heart here. So let me set the records straight.
PLS NOTE.
1. I dont need money. If thread had faces u would know I dont.
2. I know the massive research i did every single day for a year because of my finese skills and I know a lot of people will take years to know this simple info so i'm making it easier for my readers.
3. You are not the first. 4 people have taken in using this method all above 30 within 3 months.. One was 40+.
4. All muppets should mind their business. All mallam to their kaftan.
I have no info on keeping pregnancy but I can help those who are willing to take in this way. Those who get a BFP because of me should post a thank you message HERE so others will know that it works. Everything is possible by God's grace so pray also. I'll be taking it Lesson by Lesson starting from 2moro.
Shalom.

honeypie is this you cos i see her footprints all over you !!! is this your rebranded 'protocol modus operandi'

i dont understand why you need people to 'thank' you and i have gone through all your posts and i cannot see anything you've posted that is rocket science or out of the ordinary

if you want to drop info here to help others, just do so and move on abeg.

I dont understand all these your long tory!! ki la gbe, ki lo ju why do emphasize on people thanking you/giving you credit or clicking 'likes' nansense. are you God

i also researched well even before i was ready to even start having babies and i have dropped as much info as i can here on what i know which i know will be beneficial to a lot of ladies on what i know without expecting any praise from anyone so i dont understand what so special about the 'work' you want to do here.

pls dont abuse the vulnerability of the beautiful ladies here.

freakingout:
@helovesme, thanks for answering my question. My husband googled the place and got the address. Google is now our best friend.

Lol! I can't wait to know if that theory is true or not. Make we use you do experiment. Hebrew woman!

beautiful lady, have you been able to check out alhassan?

many, many years back, he handled the issue of secondary infertility for a relative of mine and the hospital was the hospital of choice for the staff of the few multinationals, banks operating in Kano (this was before the invention of HMOs).

lol @ experiment, i will surely let you know the outcome