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gainesborough:
Most times we have sex she acts like she is not in the mood so I loose interest and it stops just like that till another month or two that I try again. I cannot rape her can I?

you better send that woman back home to learn manners? Are you even a man? Common , its just two years! You want to continue like this till death do you part? Then you would have lived a wasted life.

BTW, do you know you might soon be fathering another man's child as yours? You better wake up

lagtech:
We apologise to all once again for the present challenges. We are sincerely working hard to settle everyone.
Just yesterday we had pick ups and more are coming.
Please expect to hear from me individually on your settlement.
A new plan is being implemented and if it works out by Monday-we will likely have everyone pick their remaining items within just a matter of days.

-Abdul (Abuja) your item is ready for pick up. Its already with Jimmy
-FK-your items are also with Jimmy-ready for pick up.
-2ndOhio-your refund will be paid Friday or Monday
-Mazadogoodman ---Please check your email.
-Gbemiga1-Your paypal address is needed
-Kentochi-please send your Unlce's USA address for onward delivery of your pending items.

There is no one on our list with tablets pending, but we have several tablets-mainly Amazon Kindle and Andriod tablets for those who want to use them as replacement items. Please email.

I emailed you,bro.

cynhamscakes:
Scammed ke? Its not a crime to want something good.
With a whooping 600k (its alot to me considering how i managed to save it up) , one can not get a good car in Nigeria?

I have to have a million naira plus?

So not fair.

you have put so much constants in your quest that it becomes near impossible. The vehicle must be in abuja?! Common!

2. What model of Peugeot or Toyota hatch back would you be looking to get at that price, and must be auto in Abuja?

3. It must be first body? With a chilling AC too

4. Must be year 2000 model and above,
Look, you are not ready to get a vehicle! Worse you aren't even intending to leave your comfort zone, no prob. Just wait till her 2030. At least a 2002 Peugeot hatch back ,in abuja ,auto tyranny , with chilling Ac, first body , fabric interior, no leather might even sell for 400k.

Please get serious, no one cares how you cornered the cash. Best contact a car dealer, and do not transact yourself, go with someone trusted who knows the intricacies of acquiring a used car, as its obvious you are still a greenhorn!

90love:
I've dated my husband for 5years but only traditionally married for 5 months. For most of our relationship we have had financial difficulty but always manage to keep our head above water.

I'm pregnant and have gestational diabetes meaning sometimes i get very weak so I've been unable to work properly, I am also a final year nursing student. The truth is 80% of the time it's me that bail us out of bad financial crises, my husband has not been able to keep a stable job for as long as I've known him and when he gets his fast money he lavishes it, he doesnt think of the home rather he thinks of clubbing, drinking etc. I never look into his pockets as i think its rude to count people's money but the minute he swindlea his money away he starts to count my money to fund his things such as petrol, club, hosting his family coming from nigeria.

And he has 5 sisters, his young ones are very ill mannered dont do house work or even say good morning. They all take turns throughout the year to come to my house and spend 2weeks to one month Including his mother though i can't complain about her because she's his mother even if she was the worst i can manage her.

None of the above has really bothered me until i came to the realisation that im going to be a mother in less than 18 weeks and i have someone else to care for that is more important. I'm starting to think this man doesn't really love me because when i was terribly sick before finding out about my low iron and diabetes i couldnt get out of bed but he never checked on me instead he would spend all evening and night out with friends and all day sleeping, watching tv and looking for quick money.

I decided to return to my parents and have been here for 2+ months. I am properly looked after and it's only 20minutes away, my so called husband never calls to check on me, he has only initiated phone calls twice and he's asked me for money both times for one thing or another. He has never called my parents to greet them or thank them, it's like he abandoned his responsibility, he openly tells me not to come back because he can't cope with my illnesses.

He's very dissmissive and uncaring but he is also like that with his own family. He never calls them. They're always begging him to call them or i beg him to at least call his mum. I always blame his upbringing because he grew up very entitled with everything handed to him, he doesnt know the value of hard work.

Now we're in a major financial crises because he decided to leave his job. We can't pay the house rent and i have no way of bailing us out because i haven't been active at work due to sickness. I have been looking for a way out but he can't even hold a conversation with me about it. The minute i say something about our current finances, he starts threatening me to switch off the phone and raises his voice (i equally raise mine I'm not innocent because I've had enough) I'm so fed up of him and even the marriage. I don't see how he can ever grow up and i feel like im dragging a dead horse.

Whenever there's crises he becomes very mean and he can't cope, I'm always the strong one and have to find money just so he can be nice to me, which sounds pathetic. He comes from a very good home but blames all his emotional problems on not having his dad in his life but i am not excited to see the kind of dad he will be for his own child.

I feel like i made a mistake marrying him. I have been as supportive as i can be, i dont rub things in his face, i always try and maintain a happy home but I've had enough! How do you fix a situation where you don't respect your husband anymore? I don't believe he deserves my respect apart from him being a financial burden, he's also a serial womaniser i just got tired of doing csi so i turn the other way. I am so fed up and spiraling into deppression the disappointment to both of our families will be huge I've never imagined having a child in a broken home. If this is worth fixing i dont know where to start because my heart is resenting him. How do i explain to people that im leaving my husband of only 5 months?!!!

All the signs were obviously written on the wall but you code to ignore them. He's handsome right? You might as well make do with his handsomeness, since you didn't think his non challant character and laziness, was a problem during courtShip. It nauseates me to think that a grown ass man would always run to his wife for finances while not doing anything worthwhile, that man doesn't love you one bit. The earlier you move on the better for you. You are merely a cash cow!

Sucre4:
Never read this.
Thanks. I must persuade her to take it away. Shey nah woman She be, I will talk her into it

very likely its another mans child, a month into the relationship? She probably agreed to date you just to find someone to pin that pregnancy on.

Please post the date you first had sex with her, and approx, date she told you she was pregnant and date of Her last period if possible. Lemme calculate, Hoes ain't loyal.

EgunMogaji:
This is what the OP was looking for. Thanks for providing an intelligent answer.

in other words, other posters are unintelligent or as5-lickers ?

Hmmm, i think hes tested and trusted, but knowing Gazzuzz's persona from previous interactions with clients online, I am tempted to think you have got higher odds at buying a maybach excelero's engine at ladipo than completing this deal with him after coming online to ask people to attest to his integrity.


Really, you should have sent PMs in my own opinion.

LadyJul:
Hello people....i just ended my relationship of just one month old...i found out that my ex already has a g.f from his state,,his relatives already know the gal, I almost died when I found out, I couldn't believe my ears....i felt really miserable bcus it hurts like hell...he was my ist b.f and I felt DAT burning desire of been in love,of having someone dat makes me feel special, I don't have any bad memory of him, I only have memories of us been in love bcus we didn't really date for long, I didn't get to see his true character apart from the fact that he lied to me and fooled me...
.am feeling very heart broken I swear....i don't know if I miss him or just miss the feeling of being in love with someone....pls advice me on how to overcome this feeling of betrayal, heartbreak...sometimes I feel I still like this guy other times I feel I don't love him....pls share ur experience to encourage me and help me move on with my life...i doh tire abeg

move on. Get another dude .

badboyphc:
Hi I need help deciding what car to buy. My budget max is 1.5 Million. I'm 23 years old. Thanks.

your age isn't important as regards your query. Fact!

emryxleena:
It was 3 days ago.. Thats on friday precisely.. It was my free day so i was home alone.. After watching some movie fr a couple of hours, it got boring so i picked up my phone hoping to have a fun chat with anyone online, i think it was around 10a.m.. So, i found a female friend of mine online.. We chat'd fr almost an hour..
Then she told me that she was hungry.. I was like "good and cook nah". She said she would av done dat but there is no food stuff available.. Jokingly , i told her "call ur bf naw.. Tell him u need some money"..
Then she said she doesnt have a boyfriend.. I laffed..
Then she asked if i can help her out.. I thought she was joking.. Then i said no problem. Will u come to my house?..
She said she will come if im serious about the money..honestly..i thought she was joking..
Then i gave her d directions.. I tidied up everywhere..
After some time.. I switched of my data connection..
Then she called that she is coming oo.. I said i will be expecting her..
When it was exactly 1pm.. She called nd told me she was at d nearest bus stop closest to my house.. I gave her d direction that leads exactly to my house, then she said i should come nd meet het at d bus stop with the stuff(d money) that she is in a hurry, she wants to go nd pick up her aunts children frm school..(it was friday..school closes at 1pm)..
So, i quickly dressed up.. Hoping to go on and convince her when i get to d bus stop..
When i got there.. She told me that she was in a hurry that i should give her d stuff.. I was like "are u not coming to my house?".. She said she is in a hurry that it should b next time.. She promised that she will visit me soon.. then i stopped a bike man..told her to get on d bike...she said.. Im nt goin to give her d stuff again?.. Then i asked her the total amount of her transport fare, she said #200..then i gave her d #200.. told her bye nd went away..


It wasnt funny cos i had many expectations..

I love you for this. When I meet guys like you, I no there's still hope for Nigerian men. Sadly, most of my friends fall for these sort of scams daily.

Thryphosa:
Pls I need some pieces of advice from matured minds. I met this young beautiful damsel sometimes two weeks ago. We exchanged phone numbers and we started working things out on phone.....you know what I mean nah, fast forward. Six days ago, she came visiting with a younger girl. We just cracked some jokes together, watched some movies, had lengthy conversation and she left.
Her next visit was 4 days ago, which she came all alone. I was so happy, as I was thinking of visiting her honey pot which didn't happen that day, we did everything except sex as she said she was not ready to give me that day. I had earlier learnt she is having her SIWES programme in that town, and would end it by December, so I need not to put her in a rush, knowing my time would come soon.
She promised to be around again on Saturday. At about 10am, when mopping my living room and doing some chores I heard some knocks on my door, lo and behold she was the one, putting on a white trouser and a pink top looking so attractive and charming.There was no light, so I had to put on the generator. She was watching TV as I quickly rounded up my chores. I was supposed to cook but I did not, I only soaked some corn flakes and we took it together. Door locked, gen still on, and playing sound system. We left for bedroom, started kissing and she willingly allowed me to pull off her trousers. As I wanted to penetrate, she made some sounds which I thought was normal due to the penetration. Before I could even penetrate, she fainted.
I didn't know what to do, I was so confused and afraid. She was as if she was dead, no part of the body was moving, no supply of oxygen, what a strange experience! I have had sex with many girls without such occurrence. I have not even seen such I only heard about it occasionally. I shouted, wailed, cried but she was not moving. My neighbour in the other flat had travelled to Minna on Friday and my place is far from where I could get a transit system.
I thought of what I could do, I couldn't even think, memory blurred. I went straight to the bathroom, brought out a pail of water poured it all over her, began to beat, slap her, praying, confused, blowing air into her ears, pressing her cheeks, doing all what I could do. Suddenly she came to life but couldn't talk. I tried to make her sit or stand she could not, she was weak. I wanted to take her to the hospital, but her body, cloth, undies were soaked with water I poured on her, only her trouser which I pulled off earlier was dry, and besides there was no vehicle at my disposal. I tried to make her sit directly opposite the fan, away from the bed on the rug. She couldn't still move her hands well, tired still, and couldn't talk, couldn't open her mouth. I pressed her cheeks, difficult to open her mouth.
Again she fainted the second time, lying like a dead person. Again, I poured her more water, beat her, did all kind of things, prayed. Again she regained consciousness but couldn't still talk. I pressed her cheeks so hard, she cried. I made her to talk by force. She was weak, I made her to stand with my support. She would want to lose her mind again, but I would slap her and would come back. I made sure I didn't allow her to rest, I engaged her with talk which she was too tired to reply. After sometime, I took her to the bathroom, bath her, didn't allow her to sit, she asked for water but I didn't give her. She told me she was cold I put off the fan. She began to feel conscious and could identify me and talk again.
I told her we would visit a general hospital, and she refused saying she was okay. She needed rest, but I didn't allow her to sleep, cos I was afraid she might lose consciousness again. At about 3pm, she has started to feel much better. I was happy to hear she was hungry, I fried plantain, and cooked noodles. She ate so well, and spread her cloth outside to dry. After eating, she was feeling sleepy, I was afraid to allow her sleep. We moved to the living room cos everywhere in the bedroom was soaked with water. She laid on the tiles and slept but I was with her monitoring her, though I knew she was conscious enough. I woke her up at some minutes past 5. She was looking as agile as before. It was just by the Grace of God, I don't know where I would have been. God indeed intervened, despite being a sinner, he heard my supplication and cry.
After she was awake and feeling fine again. I asked about her past similar experience. She later made me to understand that she had a similar experience with her first boyfriend, and even her second boyfriend and that I was the third person. She concluded that the reason is that she's afraid of sex. I don't believe that, I think there's more to it. And I also inquired if she has ever told her parents or elders sisters about that, she said no, that she's always afraid to tell them cos she's only 20 and they would scold her. I instructed her and gave her transport fare to travel home yesterday, Sunday in other to inform her parents, she initially refused but later admitted to do that. She later felt better on that Saturday and left my place at about 6:30pm.
She came around again on Sunday afternoon around 1pm so as to charge her phone with generator cos her phone was down. At about 4:30pm on Sunday we left together for the park. He boarded a vehicle going to her place, the car took off in my presence and later got to her parents at around 6pm on Sunday.
Pls good people of nairaland I need your advice. What do I need to do? What's your take on this? Have you had or heard about a similar experience? What do you think is happening? Pls mod, help me move this to the front page, so that people can advise me. I don't know if she's also a member of nairaland or she comes visiting too. Thanks everyone in anticipation of your advice .

you have to risk it to get the biscuit.

lagtech:
All customers should please check their emails from Saturday for new and important information and also for scheduled payments and pick ups.

Pick Ups/Payments Today
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A Toshiba Laptop (AMD Dual Core) Windows 7 and Webcam is available today as replacement. Original owner was settled some weeks back.
Mr Eugene -your Lenovo laptop is expected to land on Saturday including the originally attached bonus
ChidiKing-HP 2000 and HP i3 Laptop will land next week Saturday. Please email on Tuesday to confirm as that is the day I will get the shipping waybill.
i5 Laptops for the concerned customers also expected to be released in a few days. If you have not collected refunds-please email for pick up information.
More good news to resolve this impasse to be posted in a few days.
Please email or call for any additional information. Our lines are open 4pm to Midnight tomorrow and Friday.

I got your email. Make it real,bro

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]That her boyfriend is an insatiable fool who cannot be pleased and the girl is an insecure ram.

Mtcheewww...

*chews bitter leaf*[/color]

its no fault of theat dude at all. Some guys naturally prefer light skinned ladies . however, that lady is a thoughtless, dull , dumb ,unthinking took! Why on earth should she change her God-given complexion because a dude prefers something else. She got what she deserved. Its her body , she made her choice.

sinizia:
Congrats OP. I'm Happy you finally found love and I pray it lasts blissfully till death do you both apart.


That said, I don't think it's wise bring your love affair to any social media let alone, NL of all places. When your love is still budding, till tryna find its way to the echelon of where true long lasting love is, you don't need to add publicity to it, so your detractors don't mock you if it fails. Your love is still germinating, best you could have done is allow it to yield fruit after weathering the storms that comes with life before announcing it. Anyway you both are young, wild and free, with age, y'all will understand the wisdom in my post.


Happy love life. Cheers.

I hope lanicky and eppysold sees this. Beautiful advice that should be heeded except the relationship is just for paparazzi.

CountDracula:
U better open ur brain and learn how to relate wit humans... Sit down dere and be doin gentle intelligent boy... U go tey

Hilarious!!!

No one is worth killing except in self defence.

vikyno:
It never occurred to me that the line from that hit song "even your boo get boo" would ever be applied to me.

It happened that I met this pretty girl at an Uncle wedding last two weeks. She look so beautiful, calm,gentle and collected. She was one of the bride Aso ebi girls while I was one of the men in suits.

My eyes were all over her throughout the occasion and I had the opportunity to hold her hands and dance with her which I really relished.

just two weeks and you are planning to wed her, and even calling her boo. Bro, sorry I have to jerk you back to reality, but you have no case here. You are at best just trolling. But if this is true by any shot,then you've got a lot of maturity to do.

Might be HIV positive. These days due to my work at the ARV clinic, I can reliably confirm a lot of ladies, in fact more ladies are infected than guys. The reason is obvious. You need to be careful bro,

PunkyVeer:
No, no, no to everything you just said. I have a pretty normal life. Not a tear in sight, except when watching a very sad movie Went to school too, not illiterate. Oh no, not I!

What the Bleep am I doing where? I'm in SA. Browsing the world wide web of course, which I must add, doesn't require a passport or visa Are you satisfied now?

ok. I would assume you are just twerkin online, but if you really are like this in person, woe betides he who rings that finger. Good luck.

Vinshu:
Get a life please

borrow some tact. I give up.

PunkyVeer:
OMG, she just went FULL rètard. Btw, those kind of stewpid insults do nothing to me. I'm grown AND I know who I am. El fearless SA born, bred & buttered, teflon dress wearing thorough bitch. Take notes. Punky fears no one but the man up stairs. Remember that! Now I'm OUT. Bye, boo

SN: I just noticed you're "following" me. How cute! Here, have a cookie

lol! This is simply a compensatory mechanism for your bitter ,sad , life. You probably have been bullied all your life, talked down to, abused and all that.

However, what ever vile happened to you is not Ops fault, keep your bile locked up in S.A ...."S.A born and bred" illiterate. Meanwhile, tha f*ck are you doing here all the way from S.a?

Vinshu:
What is your problem? Did I insult the husband? I did not write anything rude to the husband and you are here insulting yourself.

I am entitled to my opinion on nairaland. I am free to criticize and praise. So please respect yourself.

Besides I'm not a sadist. I'm actually married myself. When you bring your life to nairaland, expect critics . There are others here who got married too and still remain faceless but she decided to bring her own here and I commented. If it hurts you, go to Hell.

Idiots everywhere

who gives a frigging fart if you are married? How does that concern the fact that you posted something deliberately meant to sadden Op, when you know a plethora of ladies are insecure. Too many sad people out there trying to make others as miserable as they are.

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Something will definitely kill a nigga someday, somehow, somewhere
Its been said
That the brave may not live long, but cowards dont live at all

Preace brother

stfu. Sure something would, but if you don't learn to keep your mouth shut, it might be the doom of you, like a fish's mouth .

Sad.

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Peace bro
The peace that comes from speaking the truth
The peace that comes from a man who is not afraid to say things as he sees them.
Not pretending or hiding behind sweet words
most people congratulating her here and even fighting others
must have thought the same thing but then hide behind sweet words
Some are scared to say it so the hypocrites dont attack them.
I have not come forth to condemn the choices made
Nor do I wish the couple bad. I wish them the very best
But I must say what I see.
And it will take more that rantings and insults to stop me

forgive me for breaking it to you this way, but if you have to say everything you see, you will leave this world very quickly before your time. Enough said.

Vinshu:
Congratulations! But your husband

PunkyVeer:
Ok, 1st of all I didn't say any "mean" words about that lady's husband. All I said was she picked one of a kind. What about the others who straight up called him ugly? But you guys have your panties all bunched up over a pun *I* made. Pffft. I still congratulated the woman so lay off.
PS: I'm not here looking for a husband so go ahead & throw up

these ladies are sadists, classless, inglorious , castelsss, oafs who most likely are jealous of Op, and have little or nothing good going on in their lives. May your happy moments be marred by senseless,tactless, comments ,and touts. On this media , you both just showed everybody how much of a low life you two are. Please post your pictures, sad entities. O r'orun fun olorun ko ma je ki e ri oko yin laye Mo.

Olayinka8793:
Good day nairalanders, my name is Yinka and am also a twin. I have an issue bothering me and wished to post it here openly in the hope that I will get useful advice/opinion.

This post may seem long and therefore turn off those who hate long epistles but pls endeavour to read it as your advice/opinion might be beneficial to me.

I have thought of creating an alternative moniker to post this or at least lied that the problem is been faced by one of my friend and so he needs your advice like some pretentious nairalanders do, but decided to be bold enough and be real since this is just an online forum.

Sorry for digressing, now to the koko of the matter,I am 22 years old, will be 23 next January, earning a decent salary working as a hair stylist in a large unisex saloon, I have hearing loss as in total deafness though I could speak fluently, was not born deaf but an accident caused it while I was in primary school, the story of how I became deaf is one for another day, but with sheer determination and faith and Gods Grace I managed to complete both primary and secondary schooling but gave up on going further as I have no believe I could survive higher school.

My deafness affected me in very many ways, physiologicaly and emotionally and almost daily, but I hardly allow myself brood over it for a long time, the worst I have done was to cry in secret on more than four occasion for having such a terrible disability.

Ok well, my deafness affected my relationship with the opposite sex so much such that I have never had a girl friend meaning am still a virgin, though I relieve myself of what nairalanders called Konji by doing controlled mas2bation when I feel like, I could have used Oloshos to relieve myself but I considered them as dirty people and can't imagine losing my virginity to a prostitute.

I have tried summoning confidence to toast gals but our conversation is usually very short and not impressive due to the fact I don't know how to prolong such conversations and most of the ideas I saw online hardly applied to such conversation involving a person like me wit hearing loss. I communicate like a normal person by lip reading(hope u know what that is), though not always an effective means of communication but I had no other choice as my parents and me hated the idea of me learning sign language and they vehemently resisted those who suggested it when the deafness problem started.The only problem I have with lip reading was that whenever I don't understand what the other person was saying, I would indicate and ask him to repeat but if it persist I ask him or her to write it with the finger and you will agree with me that such inconvenience might be a big turn of when trying to talk to a stranger like a beautiful gal I admired.

There is this girl I admired that works as a sales girl in my aunt's pharmacy shop, she frequently passed in front of our saloon and have started having feelings for her, fortunately she know I have hearing loss and also knew I am a nephew to her boss and sometimes greets me when passing by like "boda taye",lol and I had just waved and answer "bawo ni", ordinarily I should not have problem toasting her but the fear of my deafness disappointing me and the fact I don't know anything to say that could make the toasting successfull apart from, what is your name, I want to marry you, where do you live, can I have your number, can I take you out on a date next Sunday? Bla bla bla.lol

Also there is the problem I usually encounter with young gals, when I told them I want to marry you, they be like "omo kekere ni mi" meaning am a small girl and I be like how old are you, but can we just be friends bla bla bla, any suggestion to how to properly deal with such response will be appreciated in case the gal I planned to toast say such(she looks 19+). It is not like she is out of my class or too beautiful, no no no not at all, even my twin sister is more classier.

Thanks for reading this far, I know this might seem like an unusual problem but I believe you will have one or two ideas/opinions which I might find useful in other to overcome my deafness and win over this gal. I have no intention of using and dumping her, just date her with the hope of finding her compatible for marriage when the time comes and lastly to relieve myself of Konji the natural way after having gained her trust and affection.

Modified. E be like say I want more opinions, oya CC: lalasticlala abeg do the needful.

Bro, this issue isn't peculiar to you, so don't feel pity for yourself, or think its due to your condition, cause I have got real cute friends that havent been able to date, or ask a lady out.
Now to the matter.
1. Whether you loose your virginity to a prostitute or a regular girl, there's really no difference, its just psychological. Fact is some girls are covert prostitutes.

2.Now about asking her out, first thing is you already have some sort of rapport with the lady, next step is simply to step up to the plate and ask her out, suggest a place and two optional days, if non of your times are convenient she can state hers.

3. If she turns you down, simply look forward and check out another babe. The more you reach out to ladies, the higher your chances of getting laid. What's better? You don't lose anything by making more moves rather you build your confidence and increase your experience cache.

4. Do not see your disability as a limitation as people with far more crippling and obvious ones have got life partners.

5. if you have the time and some cash to spare, you might want to consider a medical review. As sometimes a cochlear implant or a not too complicated procedure might be all you need.

Live and enjoy each moment, you have them just once for life. Cheers.

ikeno:
Am actually full of rage and anger right now and can't imagine that my bae has been cheating on me with another dude.

She came to spend some days with me @ mine place.We both went 2 bed together at around 11pm,but I couldn't sleep so I decided 2 watch so movies in the seating room,saw where she ws charging her phone close to the CD stand,went through her text messages.

She has been having an affair with these other guy and she even went to his place two days ago.

How do I handle this situation cuz am just not myself and I don't want to do something regrettable

I heard you committed suicide, true or false? Cause if you did, I would only be too disappointed to wish you RIP

Not even your brain which is the most important part of you, you might as well become a porn star or a stripper! I hate to take paracetamol for another's headache, but I am sad for you.

Lovely! I enjoyed following , still waiting for more episodes

Jonathan2787:
i know that some will crucify me for this so am gonna point it out that this wasnt my idea because the stuff just works for me but the person that asked me the question is reading this because hes ashamed of asking the question as hes a first timer so i offered to ask the question. HOW TO YOU ASK FOR SEX FROM SOMEONE YOU ARE DATING WITHOUT SOUNDING FUNNY OR RUDE? mods should move this to frontpage because the guy needs serious advice. and i repeat go easy on the insults as am doing someone a favour

you simply do not ask for sex, its a big turn off most times. Make the moves and if she's willing she will flow with you or give a pyrrhic resistance initially. You will know its feigned resistance when 1. the lady says no, I don't want but still lies down with you ,

2.she clutches you closer while saying no, or even

3. While guiding your hands to her sensitive spots.

Anyways, its bad to ask for sex in most scenarios, esp if its the first time.