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Crime › Re: VIDEO Nigerian Lady Stabs Boyfriend To Death In Benue, Hangs Around Till He Dies by Humanoid01(m): 5:05am On Oct 02, 2020

That's a ladyboy right there. See face. She really looks like a cultist.

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Romance › Re: What Is The One Thing You Don't Like About Yourself? by Humanoid01(m): 7:02pm On Oct 01, 2020

I hate so many things about myself, but I'll mention a few which bother me the most.

I'm skinny-fat (skinny body with a chubby face).

I'm too socially anxious, and this makes me love to do things on my own. I don't think I'm an introvert, even though I value my space.

My slow processing speed and forgetfulness. This goes hand in hand with my social anxiety. It often makes me look so stupid, making human interactions difficult for me. I don't do well in groups because everything is so fast-paced, I just can't keep up. I overanalyze and ruminate on an idea before coming up with a sensible response. In short, I'm a superweirdo.

I'm the world's greatest procrastinator. No matter how important the task is, I tend to put it off for as long as possible. Focusing for long is also difficult for me.

These are just a few of the many things I hate about myself. I wish I could just overcome these 'disabilities' and get to living a normal life.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League 2020/2021 Draw @ 4:00PM Today! by Humanoid01(m): 5:39pm On Oct 01, 2020

EbukaHades10:
Guess group of death means another hing to u

Liverpool will have it tough with those two teams, especially Atalanta. The trio are top teams, in my opinion.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League 2020/2021 Draw @ 4:00PM Today! by Humanoid01(m): 5:06pm On Oct 01, 2020

Two groups of death.

Liverpool, Ajax and Atalanta.
PSG, Man united and Leipzig.

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Family › Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Humanoid01(m): 2:36pm On Oct 01, 2020

Bifrost:
ezigbo idiot ki bu. How could you not know she was being sarcastic?

So, if she asks you to bring something for her and you ask where to put it, and she says "put it on my head" you will put it on her head?

Hahahahahaha!

Health › Re: Nick Spencer Committed Suicide By Hanging At His $2.5 Million Mansion by Humanoid01(m): 8:30am On Oct 01, 2020

Back2Daura:
NA LIE, LIFE BALANCE BUT NA YOU NO STAND WELL

Lol you must be a fan of Erigga.

Health › Re: Nick Spencer Committed Suicide By Hanging At His $2.5 Million Mansion by Humanoid01(m): 8:24am On Oct 01, 2020

cocolacec:
He was killed for cover up.Dont believe in every news you read.Apperance is different from reality,

How did you know this?

Celebrities › Re: KiddWaya & Erica At Mercy's Birthday Party: Mercy Begs Kiddwaya To “Choke Her” by Humanoid01(m): 11:35pm On Sep 30, 2020

RosyIsBlessed:
U just stay behind your keypad to assume things without substance. How do you know they are already made? Are you saying Laycon was already made as well? How about others?

Please I'm not jobless like u o, stop assuming someone u don't know in a faceless forum is jobless simply because u think everyone is like u. I didn't vote either but it doesn't mean people who voted are less of a human. At least their votes impacted on the lives of their fellow Nigerians(the society) who had job opportunities plus money and car. U who didn't vote, what have you contributed to the society to help build a better clime?

I wasn't referring to the contestants in the first paragraph. Please read it again and make your deductions. It's not about being jobless or not. If you have a job, you can't spend 24 hours working, you should have time for other things. Therefore, spending time watching a show that offers nothing to the individual growth is an absolute NO. it's essentially a waste of time. I ask again, how has the show benefitted you personally?

Celebrities › Re: KiddWaya & Erica At Mercy's Birthday Party: Mercy Begs Kiddwaya To “Choke Her” by Humanoid01(m): 11:02pm On Sep 30, 2020

RosyIsBlessed:
Mr Sense, Because the money no reach your hand does not mean other Nigerians didn't benefit.

The show created job opportunities for so many. The tailors sewing their clothes, artist, bakers, food and fruit suppliers all had more jobs, DJs and several many others whose services were well used and paid for? Na you for patronise them to the volume of patronage they received during the show?

How many job opportunities Una government dey give Una in a year?

Secondly almost all the housemates won cash they would not have gotten outside the show. It wasn't just the 85m won. Common 5k una government promise dey don give Una? They also had the opportunity to promote their brands courtesy of the popularity.

Thirdly, even if it's truly just 85m out of the lot, didn't they feed them for three full months? Was It sand used to buy the food? A t least it's still the show that opened opportunity for the 85m? If the show wasn't existing who would have given Laycon the 85 m plus? Na u?
How about other housemates who won millions? Is it you that would have given them?

The money they voted at least has helped many people in the country based on the above. So it's still worth it. Sad for wetin?

As far as I know, take it or leave it the show is very helpful to Nigerians. The votes of Nigerians still helped Nigerians as I listed above, so it wasn't a waste.

Yeah, job opportunities for people who have most likely been 'made' even before their services were sort after for the show? When we say 'job opportunities' , a great reference is made to people who do not have what it takes (financially) to sell their skills, and/or get to do something to make ends meet.

It's not the sponsors of the show I blame, it's those (like you) who spend ample time and money watching people locked up in a house doing nothing to contribute to the state of the society. Mature men and women, and even youths who should be focusing on building a better environment spend time taking about the hottest, ugliest and most endowed housemates, etc, when there's so much at stake. Isn't this a sign of societal decadence? And you're here telling me the show is helping Nigerians. Abeg talk better thing.

As a fan, please tell me how it as benefitted you.

Jokes Etc › Re: I Was Saved Today By God: A Nairalander Live Testimony by Humanoid01(m): 10:07pm On Sep 30, 2020

I don yawn sotey my mouth wan tear.

Romance › Re: Do You Still Remember The First Person That Insulted You On Nairaland? by Humanoid01(m): 9:43pm On Sep 30, 2020

illicit:
It is not about the belief, it is about threatening others that don't share the same belief

No sane and intelligent person should support terrorism

This doesn't correlate with your initial comment.

Romance › Re: Do You Still Remember The First Person That Insulted You On Nairaland? by Humanoid01(m): 9:28pm On Sep 30, 2020

illicit:
Some people's post is an insult to our collective intelligence.

Such as Righteousness89's posts

Why should I believe in a heaven and hell

That's an insult to my intelligence

There are countless people who are a lot more intelligent than you are, but they believe in the supernatural. It takes more than intelligence to do that, and nothing but pride not to.

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Business › Re: Pls Help! My Mom's Money Stolen From Acct! by Humanoid01(m): 8:42pm On Sep 30, 2020

Banks don't call their customers. Anybody who calls you with a number claiming to be a customer care representative is a scammer.

Sports › Re: Eden Hazard Out Of Real Madrid Squad Due To Muscular Injury by Humanoid01(m): 3:42pm On Sep 30, 2020

Hazard wasn't this prone to injuries at Chelsea. What could be the problem? Could it be that the fitness trainings at RMA are tougher than the ones in the former? I really feel for him. Since he left Chelsea, the team has truly gone from bad to worse in two successive seasons.

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Celebrities › Re: KiddWaya & Erica At Mercy's Birthday Party: Mercy Begs Kiddwaya To “Choke Her” by Humanoid01(m): 2:07pm On Sep 30, 2020

RosyIsBlessed:
It's relevant o. It's providing jobs for Nigerians and giving Nigerians cool cash they never would have gotten from this failed government, as seen in Laycons case.

I love you my lambo.

There are millions of Nigerians who are jobless, and you had to use a prize meant for one person to justify your stand on the relevance of the show? C'mon bro, this doesn't make any sense.

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Family › Re: At 26 My Dad Still Flogs Me by Humanoid01(m): 12:12pm On Sep 30, 2020

Jirehz:
Bro u’re an idiot.
My parents stopped beating me when I was in jss3. Not because I was stubborn, I just displayed one madness that changed everything!

Oga man up and stop being a coward. It’s not disrespect, it’s being a man.

In fact the reason you are jobless and depressed is because you’re a coward!

They don’t owe you nothing bro but sometimes you can hold them to random, create awareness, shake them to the marrow. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN OGA!

Don’t move because you think you want them to respect you.
It’s not easy out here
Save sufficient money, SHOW DEM BIG WEREY, then move at your convenience.

Stop explaining yourself when you do something wrong sef.

Baba just start living!

You hurled insults at him before giving him an advice. You must be very disrespectful. Just because you know what to say doesn't give you the audacity to belittle others with your words.

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Family › Re: At 26 My Dad Still Flogs Me by Humanoid01(m): 12:12pm On Sep 30, 2020

Jirehz:
Bro u’re an idiot.
My parents stopped beating me when I was in jss3. Not because I was stubborn, I just displayed one madness that changed everything!

Oga man up and stop being a coward. It’s not disrespect, it’s being a man.

In fact the reason you are jobless and depressed is because you’re a coward!

They don’t owe you nothing bro but sometimes you can hold them to random, create awareness, shake them to the marrow. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN OGA!

Don’t move because you think you want them to respect you.
It’s not easy out here
Save sufficient money, SHOW DEM BIG WEREY, then move at your convenience.

Stop explaining yourself when you do something wrong sef.

Baba just start living!

Family › Re: At 26 My Dad Still Flogs Me by Humanoid01(m): 11:13pm On Sep 29, 2020

Righteousness89:

My Brother! Flogging is a form of Discipline
Punishment is a Form of Discipline!

You can't be Under your Parents and do anyhow!

There are Lanlord that will lock you outside for breaking the house rules. If you are not happy, what u do is move out!

As a young man who is passing a phase in Life, knowing the Circumstances around you, you will avoid anything that will bring such stuffs..

Maturity is not just in age or in height!
It's the ability to know what to do and how to do it..

Your Parents are your Parents ! Don't Deceive yourself!

If I visit my dad, and I wanna stay with him, I need to adjust myself to what happens there..

Like I said earlier sir; the problem isn't disciplining, it's the method used. Even though it is harsh, it is actually better to be locked outside than to be flogged as an adult. Flogging an adult is not ideal at all, no matter what.

When I was a kid, I got into a lot of troubles and I was flogged on multiple occasions. They couldn't even spare me for a sec. After I graduated from secondary school and got enrolled into tertiary school, I still erred but the means for correction changed, and that was because they reconciled with the fact that I've grown. I'm not saying we shouldn't respect and obey our parents -- this should be constant, whether we're under their roof or ours.

All I'm saying is they should also be able to respect your advancement in age and learn to treat you differently. Harsh treatments don't always give expected results. I stand with the point that flogging someone who is mature enough to make decisions for himself is wrong.

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Family › Re: At 26 My Dad Still Flogs Me by Humanoid01(m): 10:44pm On Sep 29, 2020

Righteousness89:

You are Shifting the Bar Sir!
As Long as you are under your Parents roof , they've Every Right to Discipline you when you Mess up.

When you Go to your own house, if your Parents come to flog you, then you know it's a Problem..

If the young man had a Problem with the police or Something, who will bear the whole problem?

Let's be Reasonable! We are Africans! We are not Europeans or Americans..

You don't mess up under your Parents and say you 26 yrs or 34 yrs! That's Thrash!

The problem isn't the discipline, the problem is the method used. You only flog a child because counselling them is almost always futile. When you flog a child, it leaves a trace of caution in them, even though it doesn't always last. Cane is the language most stubborn children understand.

For an adult [26 years old in this case] who should know the difference between right and wrong, there are mature ways to discipline them, especially when you are still responsible for them. Flogging them only depicts that you do not value them, and that's harsh and utterly disrespectful. There are ways to discipline an adult, and flogging is most certainly not ideal sir.

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Family › Re: At 26 My Dad Still Flogs Me by Humanoid01(m): 10:28pm On Sep 29, 2020

Righteousness89:

A 40yrs Old under his Father care is a Child sir!

I'd like to know your definition of a child and an adult.

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Family › Re: At 26 My Dad Still Flogs Me by Humanoid01(m): 10:22pm On Sep 29, 2020

Righteousness89:
Your Father is your Father! He can correct as he wants !
My GrandFather Dealt with his sons who Where Married..
More so when you are still under his Roof!

Spare the rod and spoil the CHILD. A 26-year-old isn't a child.

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Family › Re: Left Us. After Eight Years, He's Back And Had Nothing by Humanoid01(m): 4:36am On Sep 29, 2020

Zzor:
see comments from men,women have really suffered in this life,lets picture the whole thing the other way round, you can imagine the kind of comments you will read from these same men.

Why does everything have to result to a gender war? Are you people so narrow-minded?

Romance › Re: Woman Sees You Coming And Hurriedly Bends Over? by Humanoid01(m): 10:47pm On Sep 27, 2020

Na wa.

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TV/Movies › Re: Laycon Wins Big Brother Naija 2020 (bbnaija) by Humanoid01(m): 8:43pm On Sep 27, 2020

Jeeeeez! Over 5000 persons viewing this thread right now.

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Education › Re: What Made You Popular In Secondary School?? by Humanoid01(m): 2:56pm On Sep 26, 2020

I was one of the best sprinters back then. I represented my 'house' and the school during inter-house and interschool sports. We always won a medal, mostly gold haha. Damn, I miss Palmville.

Romance › Re: A Gun At Your Head Sleep With Your Bloodsister/mother Or Die by Humanoid01(m): 3:01pm On Sep 25, 2020

Truvel:
I Wonder What Really Inspired U To Create Dis Unreasonable & Annoying Thread.

I'm also wondering what could have prompted it, but the world is too sick to rule out the possibility of that happening.

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Romance › Re: BE SINCERE!! Can You Marry A Changed/repentant Prostitute (ashawo)? by Humanoid01(m): 1:56pm On Sep 23, 2020

Who am I to judge anyone based on their past?

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Nairaland General › Re: Couple And Their 3 Children Die In Accident On Their Way To Jigawa (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 11:51am On Sep 23, 2020

asatemple:
This year do and end, bad news follow you too much. Rest In Peace

Whether or not the year ends, it won't stop mishaps from occurring.

Travel › Re: Tanker Explosion Rocks Lokoja by Humanoid01(m): 11:36am On Sep 23, 2020

Damn! This is just sad. Look at that kid. sad

TV/Movies › Re: Erica Threatened By Chidi Mike Cars As She Rejects His N2M Prize & Car Gift by Humanoid01(m): 10:21am On Sep 23, 2020

See as you dey tag mods like say the news get any importance.

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Sports › Re: Thiago Silva Tells New Chelsea Team-mates It Is Winning That Counts by Humanoid01(m): 6:21am On Sep 23, 2020

I see a lot of prospects in this team. The defeat to Liverpool didn't phase me at all 'cause I know we didn't play with three of our new signings and our star man, Pulisic. We were also a man down, and I think we played well. Glory days ahead for my wife, Chelsea!

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Sports › Re: Lampard Backs Kepa After 'Big Mistake' Against Liverpool by Humanoid01(m): 8:21pm On Sep 21, 2020

Seunpaul01:
I agree with you. The boys did well to hold the scoreline at 2-O. Liverpool players was happy the red card was giving. It just felt like an embarrassment that Liverpool won after what Klopp said about Chelsea signings.

I don't doubt the credibility and quality of our players just Lampard coaching style. Will he be able to make good use of them.

What's KTBFFH??

It means "Keep The Blue Flag Flying High"

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