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Sports › Re: Lampard Backs Kepa After 'Big Mistake' Against Liverpool by Humanoid01(m): 7:57am On Sep 21, 2020
icuminpiss:
Kai Havertz gave alot of nice passes we needed and they didn't make use of the pass well, watch lampard bench kai for mount if all our unfit players get fit again.. I don't see mount doing meaningful things for Chelsea, always running, doesn't tackle, no dey give better assist, goals sef na luck!
I think Havertz needs time to get used to the pace of the EPL. I think he isn't that pacy, but he doesn't lack creativity. Benching him for Mount won't be a wise thing for Lampard to do. For now, he should have as much game time as possible to gain confidence. Mount isn't as good as Havertz, and I believe Lampard should know this, except the job don tire am.
Sports › Re: Lampard Backs Kepa After 'Big Mistake' Against Liverpool by Humanoid01(m): 7:51am On Sep 21, 2020
ruggedtimi:
yeah I totally agree with you, I am concerned over the fact mount/ havertz are all natural central players. They are not sharp playing from the wing. But after the red card lamps obviously had to be more defensive minded, he should have as well replaced jorg with toms
As much as I hate to say this, it appears Lampard is tactically clueless.
Sports › Re: Lampard Backs Kepa After 'Big Mistake' Against Liverpool by Humanoid01(m): 7:45am On Sep 21, 2020
ruggedtimi:
mount didn't complete any cross or throughball inside the box. The only shot he took was wide. Havertz as an attacker played some killer pass to Werner and mount. And tried few crosses.
I think Havertz was sacrificed because he's not really good defensively. We were a man down, and his inability to fight for the ball wouldn't have helped the team. Mount on the other hand is a hustler off the ball, so leaving him on the pitch was justified. I really hope I'm right.
Sports › Re: Lampard Backs Kepa After 'Big Mistake' Against Liverpool by Humanoid01(m):
Seunpaul01:
Liverpool keeper have also made the same mistake in one of his first few matches in the premier league.

Chelsea loss is far beyond Kepa mistake. The players performance was awful. They played as if they have no ambition. With the clear opportunities they had yesterday, a confident and hungry team would have make good use if it.

I'm a Chelsea fan and I totally doubt Chelsea chance to win any trophy this season. With this kind of dulling coaching, Lampard will be packing his baggage this season.

How many games did Liverpool loss late season to win the league.
With the way Tomori played yesterday, I keep wondering why Lampard keeps him on the bench. I keep saying this, Christensen isn't a good defender and isn't fit for Chelsea. Tomori's tackles are so neat, and he barely gets beaten on take ons. If we didn't have Silva, I would have preferred Tomori to pair with Zouma then our defence would be rock solid again. As for Christensen, I'm glad he's going to miss 2 or 3 matches.

I think the boys played well yesterday despite being a man down. Even though they were obviously dominated, they still created some chances and were able to gain a penalty. If not for Kepa's mistake, the game would have ended 1-0 and with a ruthless Liverpool team, I think 2-0 was a fair result.

I don't think the team should be judged yet since the better number of the new signings have not featured, as well as Pulisic who was a key figure last season. With the way Werner has been playing, his partnership with Pulisic and Ziyech will be deadly, trust me. For stability in the defence and a complimentary attacking option, we're waiting for Thiago and Chillwell.

I think the best is yet to come. Chelsea will be a force to be reckoned with in a few weeks time. As for Havertz, I think he was piss poor in the first game. I only watched the last five minutes of the first half or so, so I can't rate his performance yesterday. I think he'll settle in when the team blends together.

So please let's be patient and KTBFFH!
Sports › Re: Lampard Backs Kepa After 'Big Mistake' Against Liverpool by Humanoid01(m): 7:20am On Sep 21, 2020
Chelseanababa:
Hen hen waitin that one take consign us?
Please be nice. You want make them dey talk say Chelsea fans be agberos, why you con dey embarrass us?
Romance › Re: A New Nairaland Member: Blacqaerhi by Humanoid01(m): 3:22am On Sep 21, 2020
BlacQaerhi:
My life, my choice, not your concern. Again, if you have nothing positive to contribute, don't comment. You can do that right? It's quite a simple request. smiley
Your life, your choice, but when the matter clear for your eyes and nobody gree epp you, na you go dey complain.
Family › Re: Pregnant Lady In Labour Denied Access To The Hospital (video) by Humanoid01(m): 5:02am On Sep 20, 2020
MMWandali:
heartless hospital if no genuine readon for stopping her cry
What genuine reason could there be to refuse to attend to someone fighting for her life and someone else's?
Romance › Re: Any Man That Wants PS5 Is Unserious With His Life” - Nigerian Lady Claims by Humanoid01(m): 4:33am On Sep 20, 2020
HomerTimpson:
FINE! What are some values you meant up there ?
Knowledge
Wisdom
A good relationship with others
Good character
Time management skills, etc. Just anything that serves to build a person, to make better decisions with their lives. No matter who you are, you have a purpose for living. The end goal of living isn't to make money. The sooner we all see that, the better it will be for us.
Romance › Re: Any Man That Wants PS5 Is Unserious With His Life” - Nigerian Lady Claims by Humanoid01(m): 10:24pm On Sep 19, 2020
HomerTimpson:
it's a better addiction sire,with how rough the whole world is today,its a good thing to console one's self as it name implys
If you are addicted to something that doesn't add a significant value to your life, then it's a bad addiction, whether it distracts you from the world or not.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham United - ( 2 - 1) On 19th September 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 8:53pm On Sep 19, 2020
Omo see as thread dry.
Crime › Re: 3 Men Kidnap And Rape A Lady In Anambra After Collecting N400,000 Ransom by Humanoid01(m): 8:44pm On Sep 19, 2020
PlayerMeji:
That's the one of the results of DON'T MASTURBATE preaching... You cannot MASTURBATE in peace, it's a SIN... You cannot patronize OLOSHOS, it's a SIN... yet KONGI na natural phenomenon....
Spare me this crap please. Do these guys look like people who have the moral capabilities to see masturbation as something wrong? Even if someone preached to them, would they take heed? Don't justify a bad habit because it pleases you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace 1 - 3 On 19th September 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 8:06pm On Sep 19, 2020
proxillin:
Thank God, chelsea won with all their signings...if not, we for no hear word for the rest of the week.

we can hear word
All their signings? Lol. Na only two play o, what if na the 5 of them?
Romance › Re: Share Your NYSC Romance Experience by Humanoid01(m): 8:25am On Sep 19, 2020
PeaceIlya:
My NYSC experience was exciting, challenging, educative, fun laced with a little bit of boredom in between.

I served in Bayelsa state which was not too far from my state - Anambra. I also had a couple of friends from school who are from Bayelsa state (serving in far places too) so they kind of cushioned my stay there indirectly.

Camp was intense because we stayed just two weeks instead of the usual three weeks. The drills, the competitions, the crowd- corps members, NYSC officials and soldiers, and of course the mami market all provided lots of unique experiences.

I was a member of the OBS team which I think influenced my posting to Yenagoa. After camp, you are on your own. I was rejected where I was originally posted as they already had too many corps members. As God would have it, I got a better PPA at Bayelsa Newspaper Corporation which was where I wanted to be considering what I studied in school and my hobby.

The rest is f my experience were mostly exciting with the Bayelsans, their food, lifestyle and water-logged environment. Their bolee and fish is so delicious that I still salivate ay the thought of it even now.

I even got a place of secondary assignment from the state government. It was a contract job and it became the peak of my service year. I owe most of what I know about ICT and leadership and team work to that secondary assignment.

CDS was also fun and eye opening.

I however had issues with the high cost of living, lack of good accommodation and the rainy weather there.

In all, NYSC experience for me was worth all the stress and drama. As our cordinator would always tell us then, if after the service year you find yourself in another state that is not yours and you are stranded, then you were not a bonafide corpse member. That is the essence of youth service.
What does the emboldened mean?
Romance › Re: Why Do People Date Each Other If They Will Eventually Become Ex's by Humanoid01(m): 8:13am On Sep 19, 2020
dingbang:
You date to determine compatibility and if not compatible, quits!
Very sensible.
Romance › Re: Any Man That Wants PS5 Is Unserious With His Life” - Nigerian Lady Claims by Humanoid01(m): 8:01am On Sep 19, 2020
falcon01:
if I waste time on it but I still get paid ?
You said it yourself. "Waste" time. Life ain't all about getting paid, yunno?
Sports › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool: Premier League Match Of The Week by Humanoid01(m): 6:18am On Sep 19, 2020
Climax07:
The game might just decide how Chelsea season will go becos with all the reinforcements if they can't beat Liverpool then there is a problem.
Three of those reinforcements will not feature on Sunday.
Romance › Re: Any Man That Wants PS5 Is Unserious With His Life” - Nigerian Lady Claims by Humanoid01(m): 4:16am On Sep 19, 2020
That depends on how often he uses it. If it consumes so much of his time, then her statement is justified. Some people can't control themselves with things like this, so they end up getting addicted.
Fashion › Re: 14-Year-Old Chinese Girl Spends £114k On Eye Operations To Look Like Human Doll by Humanoid01(m): 3:12pm On Sep 18, 2020
Uzomacharles:
This is why yah00 b^ys are after some innocent souls...

How can you use this kind of money for this rubbish....


WHO BELLEFUL GO HUNGRY
Who gave them the authority to decide the fate of someone who makes bad decisions? No wrong justifies another wrong.
Celebrities › Re: The Transformation Of DJ Cuppy's Ferrari From Black To Pink by Humanoid01(m): 12:02pm On Sep 18, 2020
chineduisaac:
Oga from what you've pointed out up there wealth will not stop you from dying at a ripe old age.. But did any wealthy person tell you that he wants to be immortal undecided undecided . Why not try your best to wisely make money so that your stay on Earth will be a blissful one. What's with vanity upon vanity nonsense you folks keep saying.. Or do you think poor people tend to live a longer stress-free life than rich people.
See I'm not advocating the use of illegal means to get money.. What I'm saying is that if you make your money legally, don't let anybody discourage you with all these vanity talk..
God bless you
The problem is not being rich, the problem is allowing money control you. If it threatens your relationship with God and people, then money has become your idol and that's vanity. There is nothing wrong with desiring to be rich, but be careful of the source of those desires.
Celebrities › Re: The Transformation Of DJ Cuppy's Ferrari From Black To Pink by Humanoid01(m): 11:53am On Sep 18, 2020
Kazim88:
This your thought partner is exactly they way someone that's has tried to make money and gave up thinks.

Let's say money is vanity, been poor too is also a vanity plus evil because you become burden to others.

If you become poor what is the profit, who does it benefit, how does your poverty help you wife, children, community and even your vision and purpose in life.

Mr DukeNija as a human being, you deserve to be Rich, it's your Divine right to be prosperous legally without cheating, fraud or begging.

Tho it's you unconditionally right but only those that reach and fight for it get it.

Like I ask, what is the gain to your world to choose poverty vanity
Linking poverty with vanity is a very flawed logic. When you say that something is vain, it means that it must have passed through a process or some work, to give a sense of accomplishment. No one works in order to be poor, but rather to possess enough or abundant resources for living. On this note, it doesn't make sense to attribute vanity to poverty because it is not a want. It doesn't make sense for someone to consciously desire to be poor.
Romance › Re: This Girl I Met Seriously Embarrassed Me by Humanoid01(m): 3:51am On Sep 18, 2020
Account2Many:
I've already deleted the number and moved on but I'm still pained.
I know the time she closes from work and I know the path she takes home, I may likely block her
Circumstances reveal our real selves. The fact that you can't accept rejection shows you're proud. She was under no obligation to accept you, whether you got all the features or not. She's just not into you and it's what it is, not everyone goes with the crowd.

You shouldn't really blame her for bailing out on you. She seemed to be looking for a polite way to let you know that she's not interested, but you kept pushing. You kept pressurizing her to accept you, and I can tell you also pressurized her to accept the date. So it's not entirely her fault. Just move on bros.

Let her be, forget the revenge and just learn your lesson. Revenge might seem sweet but you never know what comes next. Be wise!
Romance › Re: Help!! I Have Been Masturbating For 9 Years Now by Humanoid01(m): 1:20am On Sep 17, 2020
shogsman:
Cut the crap bro,there ain't nothing wrong with masturbation,you guys are just too weak and you get addicted to almost anything,I've been masturbating for more than 20years now,I can easily decide to go months without it and the urge wouldn't be a,problem, I've got kids and a very good sex life.
The stigma is what is messing y'all up in the head
Congratulations on having kids, a good sex life and being able to control the urge to masturbate for months, but it doesn't change the fact that masturbation is evil. It is a very dirty act which stems from a mind that has no regard for God.

Your comment even suggests you're probably an atheist, so I am not surprised. I do not care what anyone says, for me, it is not the way God designed us to fulfil our sexual desires and it has ruined many lives. If anyone is feeling guilty about it, then it is what it is -- a habit that should be gotten rid of.
Celebrities › Re: "Whenever Ozo Looks At Me, He Sees D Man He Wants To Be, I Fear No One" Kiddwaya by Humanoid01(m): 9:27pm On Sep 16, 2020
chukslawrence:
I think you are wrong here.
How bro?
Celebrities › Re: "Whenever Ozo Looks At Me, He Sees D Man He Wants To Be, I Fear No One" Kiddwaya by Humanoid01(m): 6:04pm On Sep 16, 2020
CosmicPhoenix:
poverty cannot make you live forever too.
You are not making any sense.
Celebrities › Re: "Whenever Ozo Looks At Me, He Sees D Man He Wants To Be, I Fear No One" Kiddwaya by Humanoid01(m): 5:01pm On Sep 16, 2020
Baba bring your shoulders down abeg. Money nor fit make you live forever.
Celebrities › Re: .. by Humanoid01(m): 4:53pm On Sep 16, 2020
Everybody dies, but some deaths are avoidable.
MissyLacey:


The teenager suffered “catastrophic injuries” after her vital organs were ejected from her body, and she was declared dead at the scene.

Authorities collected the body of Bruna Vellasquez the next day, but because of the dangerous terrain, the 18-year-old’s remains were only partially recovered.


This creates flashes of horror movies, like Final Destination.
Celebrities › Re: “donkey” – Davido Blasts Troll Who Trolled Him After He Prayed To Buy Exotic Car by Humanoid01(m): 4:47pm On Sep 16, 2020
solmus:
Davido's weak points are his kids... He takes things personal when it comes to them
Davido takes everything personal. He hardly ignores trolls.
Politics › Re: Lady Slaughters Her 6months Baby Into Pieces,put Them In Cooking Pot(photos) by Humanoid01(m): 4:30pm On Sep 16, 2020
Righteousness89:
K
Belle just dey totori me as I dey await wetin you wan type.

Romance › Re: Help!! I Have Been Masturbating For 9 Years Now by Humanoid01(m): 12:05pm On Sep 16, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Masturbating is good....it is not a bad thing....

First of all....you need to stop thinking it is a bad thing....so you won't be feeling guilty after masturbating.....

You know the funny thing son.....
When you stop feeling guilty about masturbations and stop seeing it as a bad thing that is the time you start to limit it without you knowing....
Why should he accept your take on this matter? Something is obviously wrong with your conscience if you think masturbation isn't a bad thing. You need to do something about your mind bro, you're heading towards utter destruction.
Romance › Re: I've Never Seen My Sperm Before. Pls Help by Humanoid01(m): 8:49am On Sep 16, 2020
DICKstractor:
shocked

Dont you have wet dreams?
I don't know if it's a good sign at your age.



So, I have no choice than to give you some bad advice that I'm using no more

You sounded like someone that doesn't want to have sex before marriage, the only thing you can do is

1) Download some porn and watch and see if you cum. It's just for test running. You can stop watching after getting results.

2) Think of exotic things

3) As a virgin, you can cum while romancing a girl

4)Please don't masturbate. It's addictive
Davinchi101, please don't follow any of these steps. Even if no. 4 tells you not to masturbate, nos. 1 and 2 will ultimately lead you to it. No. 3 will also definitely lead to your undoing. If you heed to any of those points above, you're in serious trouble.

Your innocence is what matters here. Don't let your curiosity take that from you, and lead you to defile your body which is God's temple. A lot of us wish to be in your place, but all the same, God's grace is upon us all. You should see a doctor if you're so concerned about your situation.
Romance › Re: I Want To Confess About My Spiritual Relationship With A Spirit by Humanoid01(m): 5:41am On Sep 16, 2020
Ishilove:
Your case is strong, but not too strong for God to handle (if your story is true.)

First things first, you MUST handover your life to God. When you do this, then the real battle will start because they have a legal ground in your life. It's not going to be a walk in the park but God will fight for you.

When the sons of God presented themselves before God, Satan also came because he is also a son of God. When you present your case before God, the devil will counter it with facts and evidence proving ownership of the affairs of your life because when you were dedicated, your people handed over the affairs of your life to the idol, thereby making you a 'lawful captive'. The demon talking to you is a manifestation of that idol spirit.

The good news is Jesus came to set the lawful captives free, so you must rededicate yourself to God, denouncing every satanic covenant giving spirit wife a hold over you. Immerse yourself in the word of God and flee from sin because sin is like fertilizer for this demons. The idol will fight tooth and nail so tie your wrapper and run to the secret place of the Most High. You NEED to go back to God and become born again in Christ. That's the first step.

Assuming this story is true...
Danielfx, this is just what you need. Nothing more, nothing less.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brighton Vs Chelsea (1 - 3) On 14th September 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 7:44pm On Sep 14, 2020
Ntipia:
Chelsea 4 Brighton 1 ( pulisic and harvertz to score. Quote me after 90mins
Pulisic isn't even on the bench.

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